Total Drama Villian!

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Charecters:

Dracula (Dracula)

Cruella De Vil (101 dalmations)

Heather (TTI/A)

Courtney (TTI/A)

Eva (TTI/A)

Norman Bates (Psycho)

Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street)

Jason (Friday the 13th)

Chuckie (Child's Play)

Mr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman (Sonic series)

The Joker (Batman series)

Terminator (The terminator)

Darth Vader (Star Wars)

Wicked Witch of the West (Wizard of Oz)

Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)

Stromboli (Pinnochio)

The Shark (Jaws)

Bill Sykes (Oliver Twist)

Plankton (SB)

Karen (SB)

[Steel Sponge]

So what are the rules? T_T

BTW, do you take requests, cuz' I have some.

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So what are the rules? T_T

It's not a game. It's a piece of his fanfiction. That's why it's in the Lit. section.

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It's not a game. It's a piece of his fanfiction. That's why it's in the Lit. section.

Thank you. and yes, you can request. Just PM the requests.

[Steel Sponge]

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It's not a game. It's a piece of his fanfiction. That's why it's in the Lit. section.

*slaps myself out of stupidity*

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I will be using script speech because it's easy and fast.

Episode 1: Welcome to the Jungle!

Satan comes in with a Mick Jagger swagger and speaks cooly to the audience.

Satan: Hey TDI/A fans! i'm the devil and you are about to witness the best show ever!.....In my opinion. You know the rules. But the contestants will be competing for 1,000,000 dollars, moolah, dough, bucks, 1,000 grand!!!! Here comes contestant number one!

Cruella De Vil appears.

Cruella: Hey, satin. so we ar staying in this hellhole?

Satan: No, you are! I have a crib with AC over to the left.

Cruella: Come on!

Cruella sulks and pouts away while Contestant 2, Dracula, arrives with a bit of vampire class.

Dracula: The most popular vampire coming through! Screw Edward, I'm the guy to be!

Satan: Keep dreaming, pal.

Dracula: (to Cruella) Hey sexy.

Cruella: Go suck someone elses blood, you freak!

Dracula rolls his eyes as Contestants 3,4, and 5 come. It is Heather, Eva, and Courtney.

Satan: Hey girls.

Eva: Don't talk to me like that.

Heather: Yeah, like who are you supposed to be?

Courtney: Satin?

(Heather, Courtney, and Eva laugh)

Satan: actually, I am. And if you three prisses don't go mooch someone else, you will spend eternity down in hell with me.

Heather: (nervous) Uh, no thank you!

Courtney: I'm out of here!

Eva: Me too!

(The girls run over to Dracula and Cruella)

Contestant 6 comes. It's The Joker.

Joker: Hahahahahaha!!!!!! I will rule the competition!!!!! (Runs off)

Satan: We all know he's crazy, but really?

Contestant 7, Maleficent, and her servant, Fumpfel (goon), arrive.

Fumpfel: Here are your bags, your dreadfulness.

Maleficent: Thank you, I won't zap you today.

Fumpfel: Yay!

Satan: Let me get this straight; Maleficent is competing, and Fumpfel is just your servant?

Maleficent: Yup.

Satan: Then Fumpfel, you come over with me to (whispers to Fumpfel) Air-Conditioned crib!

Fumpfel: Yes, master! (Scampers off)

Contsetants 8, 9, 10, and 11 arrive. It's Norman Bates, Freddy Krueger, Jason, and Chuckie.

Norman Bates: This is worse than the bathroom of the girl I killed while she was in the shower.

Chuckie: I wonder what my wife and kids are up too.

Jason: Hee hee hee.....hooo hoo hoo......haa haa haaa.... (Translation: They are eating candy bars stolen from Donald Trump.)

Freddy: I need to slash something everyday, and these trees will do just fine.

Satan: Err.....welcome.

Contestant 12, The Wicked Witch Of The West (Lets call her Mrs. Witch) arrives on her broomstick.

Mrs. Witch: This stinks. I had to give up my kingdom for this? At least its for the prize of 1,000,000 dollars. I better get it.

Contestant 13, Darth Vader, gets dropped off by his starship.

Darth: Where's Luke? I need to find Luke. I'm his FATHER!......

Contsetants 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, and 20 arrive. It's Dr. Eggman, Karen, Plankton, Stromboli, The Shark, Bill Sykes, and The Terminator.

Eggman: Well well well, 8 weeks of no Sonic, I can do this.

Plankton: ready to rule honey?

Karen: [!] Sure...

Stromboli: Well, this will put my show back in buissness.

Shark: OM NOM NOM NOM....

Bill: Hey Satin, thanks for reincarnating me.

Satan: No prob.

Terminator: I'm here to rule!

Satan: (turning to everyone) Well, now you're all here! Let's sort the teams!

Evill Plotters:

Cruella

Eva

Courtney

Maleficent

Chuckie

Freddy

Darth

Karen

Stromboli

Bill

Sinister villians:

Dracula

Heather

Joker

Norman

Jason

Mrs. Witch

Plankton

Shark

Terminator

Satan: Now to your cabins! All of you!

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The campers are standing around a big pond. Satan struts forward.

Satan: Now it is time for the first challenge!

Plankton: Time to rule!

Karen: [!] Sure thing, Honey...

Satan: It's a swimming challenge! You have to swim to that end and back again.

Dracula: Piece of cake.

Satan: But the pond is shark-infested,

Jason: Ooo Ooo Ooo.....

Satan: has terrible, sick waves,

Freddy: Did you say a pond?

Satan: and there are traps around every, er, what's the word? I don't know. Just get ready!

Chuckie: OK.

Norman: I'll slaughter you all!

Chuckie: (Gives him a dirty look)

Norman: Well, not you.

Chuckie: That's what I thought.

Everyone lines up. Satan blows the whistle, and everyone jumps in.

Jason: Hee hee hee....hoo hoo hoo- (swallows water that got in his mask) COUGH COUGH COUGH!!! (splashs)

Freddy: Uh-oh.

Plankton: Everyones ahead of me!!! (Starts pouting)

Karen: (sigh) Climb on my back.

Plankton: Thank you, Karen!

Karen: Sure thing, Plankton.

Cruella: (Gets passed by Karen) What the heck?! She's a computer! She has an advantage! Stupid rules.....

Satan: Uh, Cruella, there are no rules.

Cruella: .......Oh. (Goes crazy) IMMA WINNA!!!!

Joker: OK, that's crazier than me. YOOHOOHOO!!!!!

Heather: You're all wierd to me.

Eva: (Punches Cruella)

Cruella: OUCH!!! (Sinks)

Eva: Ah ha!

Cruella: (Limps) ow ow owo owo owo owo ow!

Terminator: I made it to the end!

Satin: Congrats, now swim back.

Terminator: I WILL TERMINATE!!! AUGH AUGH AUGH!!!

Courtney: Ugh, too much caps.

Me: I'm not doing the yelling, they are.

Terminator swims back at lightning speed.

Satan: Terminator wins! For the Sinister villians! You at home! PM your votes to Webby by Tomorrow at 5:00! If there are no more votes, Webby will give it another hour. If no votes come in, Webby will decide. This is Satin signing off!

[Elastic Dawg]

You have more time on your hands than me...

[terminoob]

Satin? Like the fabric?

[Steel Sponge]

Satan FTW.

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Satan FTW.

It's Satan? Wow, i thought it was Satin. I'll fix that.

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Satan struts to the Evil Plotters who are sitting around a campfire, awaiting there fate.

Satan: Hopefully, you know the rules. So the first marshmellow goes to............Heather.

Heather: That's right. *eats marshmellow*

Satan: Maleficent, Chuckie, Freddy, Darth, Stromboli, Bill, Eva, Courtney, and Freddy are safe too.

cruella: Oh, come on!

Plankton: How do you think we feel?

Karen: Pissed.

Satan: Plankton, get a marshmellow.

Plankton: A-ha! *eats marshmellow in one bite* Well there goes desert.

Satan: Now for the final marshmellow, which goes too.............*Dramatic music*

Cruella: Come on already!!!

Satan:..........*music stops* Cruella.

Cruella: Yes!!!! So long, microsoft girl. *Eats marshmellow*

Karen: Whatever. *boards boat*

satan: See you guys next time!!!

[terminoob]

Question: What exactly is "TTI"? Total Trama Island?

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Question: What exactly is "TTI"? Total Trama Island?

Wow I'm retarded. I mean D. I don't know where the hell T came from.

[Steel Sponge]

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Wow I'm retarded. I mean D. I don't know where the hell T came from.

Total Toon Island. What has Hayden done to you?

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Total Toon Island. What has Hayden done to you?

Possessed my awesomeness.

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Satin? Like the fabric?

It was just begging to be done.

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It was just begging to be done.

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It was just begging to be done.

"I think someone tried to write 'Satan Lives' over on that wall but messed up and spelled 'Satin Lives'."

"One of those textile worshiping cults no doubt."

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Episode 2: Brawl of Villians!!!

Satan: (blows airhorn) WAKE UP CAMPERS!!!

Dracula: (Bumps head) Trippin' Transylvainia!!! Ouch!

Terminator: (Walks in with a cup of joe) I am ready to TERRRRminate.

Stromboli: Acouple more minutes, please!

Satan: And why should I give them to you?

Stromboli: Because I...(falls asleep)

Terminator: Want some JOE? (Pours the cup of STEAMING hot coffee on Stromboli)

Stromboli: (Opens bloodshot eyes) (Giant zoom-out) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!!!!!!!!

Satan: Everyone follow me to the mess hall! (Everyone follows)

Dracula: (Staring at Cruella) You will be mine, Cruella!

Courtney: Good luck, Edward.

Dracula: I'm not Edward!!! Edward is a-

Satan: Here we are! Now eat up!

Chuckie: What's for breakfast?

Norman: MAybe it's the thing that's crawling towards you.

Chuckie: Gross.....Cool! (Stabs it with a fork and eats it whole)

Norman: Y'know, I'm not hungry. Here, Jason.

Jason: Hee hee hee-

Freddy: We get it, Hockey-head!

Jason: OOO OO HAA HAA!!! (Translation: You're one to talk, pizza face!)

Freddy: Shut it, bird brain!

Jason: Oooaaaaa!!!! (Translation: Who are you calling bird brain, butt kisser?)

Chuckie: Break it up! What are you guys? Kindergarteners?

Freddy: Leave me alone baby face!

Jason: HEEOOOAAAA! (Translation: You're all losers! I'm never talking to you guys ever again!)

Chuckie: Fine!

Freddy: Fine!

Jason: Ha! (translation: Fine!)

Norman: Oh no...

Satan: I think you guys have had long enough.

Norman: Yeah, let's go.

Satan: Lets go to the field!

Freddy: There's a field?

Chuckie: Duh!

Norman: Chuckie, please.

Satan: Now it is time for the next challenge! An ALL OUT BRAWL!!!!!! *Fanfare* Applaud!

Everyone: *applaudes*

Satan: Whatever. Everyone will go head to head....at the same time! Last one standing wins!!!

Plankton: But why?

Satan: Because Then it would be more fun. Ready?

Plankton: But-

Satan: GOOO!!!!!!

Plankton: Aw cr- (Gets squished)

Terminator: Who made a green turd? It's on my shoe!

Plankton: That would be me.

Cruella: Oh my, who to beat up...

Dracula: Hey Cruel-

Cruella: (flips Dracula) Save it for your pillow, bat boy.

Dracula: Ow, my back!

Cruella: [!] Ooops, my bad.

Satan: Take Plankton and Dracula to the infirmary, Chef Bowser. They are out.

Dracula: No wait! I can do this, see? (Gets up and his back breaks) YOWCH!

Bowser: (sigh) Whatever...

Terminator: Pull the turd of my shoe!!!

Stromboli: That's no turd!

Terminator: It's a turd if I say its a turd!!!!(punches Stromboli and knocks one of his teeth out)

Stromboli: Momma Mia! Everyone's a critic! (falls over)

Bowser: 1,...2,....3,...

Stromboli: Just take me to the infirmary!

Bowser: OK, OK, sheesh. (picks up Stromboli, Dracula, and scrapes Plankton off of Terminators shoe)

Heather: No one can punch me because I'm popular.

Eva: Eat this, b***h! (Punches her)

Heather: Ow! (gets knocked out)

Bowser: Number 4! (picks her up)

Eva: Come 'ere Cruella.

Cruella: What?

Eva: (Punch) Black one.

Cruella: Where?

Eva: (points to a black volkswagon going away)

Cruella: Darn! Everyone has done that to me. And since it means no punch back...I'm out!

Satan: Yup! Since you aren't hurt, you sit over here.

Eva: That's using your brain!

Courtney: Your smarter than I thought!

Eva: I have had straight A's ever since I was 5.

Courtney: Wow, you are smarter than I thought.

Shark: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!! (Eats Bill)

Satan: Not again! (revives Bill)

Bill: Thanks!

Satan: Sure thing. BUt your still out.

Bill: Dangit!

Joker: WEEEEEEEE!!! (swings on vine and knocks Darth Vader over)

Darth: OW! Joker! I am your.....killer!!

Bowser: Maybe this guy needs to go to a mental hospital... (Picks Darth up)

Mrs. Witch: Maleficent! Meet your maker! (Summons flying monkeys)

Flying monkey 1: What are we here for?

Flying Monkey 2: We're missong American Idol!

Mrs. Witch: Come on! Don't deny that the season sucks! ATTACK!!

(Flying monkeys attack)

Maleficent: Is that the best you got? (Summons Fumpfel and the goons)

Fumpfel: Fumpfel!

Goon: Pest!

Goon: Blather!

Goon: Stench!

(1 minues later)

Goon: And BillyEnosBob!

Goons: At your service!

Maeficent: [!] That's great. Now attack!

(flying monkeys and goons attack and goons win)

Mrs. Witch: Darn! I'm out! (walks off)

Maleficent! Now goons, attack everyone else!

Fumpfel! Yes, your lowness!!! Aiaiaiaiaiai!!!!!!!

Goons: Woopie woopie!!!!

Joker: (Beats up all of the goons)

Fumpfel: Oh gweat. Now my wib is swowen!

Pest: (Has missing ears) What?

Fumpfel: I saib my wib is swowen!

Pest: What?

Fumpfel: Neber mine...

Blather: (missing mouth) MMMMPH!!!! mm mm MMMPH!!!

Fumpfel: Shud ub, wiw you?

Stench: (Missing eyes) I CAN'T SEE!!

Fumpfel: You doo!

Maleficent: Darn! I'm out too!

Chuckie: I'm still not talking to you, Freddy and Jason!

Freddy: Shut it!

Jason: Ooo Ooo- Oh screw talking like that!

Joker: HAhahahahaha!!! (captures Norman)

Chuckie: Norman's in trouble!

Freddy: We have to save him!

Jason: It looks like we'll have to team up!

Chuckie: OK, fine. Let's get some!

Freddy: OK, I'll carve footholes into this tree and distract the Joker! (Carves holes) NOw Go!

Jason: Here we go!!! (climbs up, holding Chuckie)

Freddy: (Climbs up) Now to show my magic!

Chuckie: Take it away, Fredward!

Freddy: (jumps over to the Joker) Hey loser! Over here!

Joker: what did you call me?

Freddy: A Lo- (Falls off tree) ooooooooooooooser!!!!!!!! (Lands on feet) Hey, I'm not dead! (Trips over Fumpfel) Oof! Fumpfel!

Fumpfel: Waj where you sdeb!

Freddy: What?

Pest: WHAT?!

Freddy: I said-

Blather: MMMMPH!!!!!

Freddy: I give up!

Stench: I need glasses!

Fumpfel: You hab no eyes, idiod!

Chuckie: (bites the Joker's leg)

Joker: YOWIE!!! Eggman! Help!

Eggman: Metal Sonic! ATTACK!!!!

Metal Sonic: You will die! You will die! You will-

Jason: (trips metal Sonic)

Metal Sonic: Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!!!!!!!!1 (Breaks at impact)

Eggman: I'm out too! (leaves)

Chuckie: No one will ever make me leave, not even- (sees chocolate) CHOCOLATE!!!!! (jumps off of the tree)

Jason: That's freakin it!! (gives the joker the nerve pinch and the Joker gets knocked out)

Norman: We did it! Well, you did it.

Satan: The sinister villians win!!!!!! Evil Plotters, see you at the campfire!

Fumpfel: A widdle heb hewe!

Stench: I still can't see!

Fumpfel: I hab one eye and an eyepaj covewing id, and I can manage!

Pest: WHAT?!

Blather: MMMMPH!

Fumpfel: (sigh)

To be continued.....