SBC WMG

[Sebby]

I theorize that it was really WhaleBlubber who hacked us and you guys are all fools for befriending him.

[ExKizuna]

I theorize that Seb is actually WhaleBlubber and is toying with us.

[Ron]

I theorize that a piece of shit is a piece of corn bread.

[ExKizuna]

I theorize OMJ was the hacker, and is currently talking details with his planner, D-P-1, who we can flip around as 1-P-D, change the 1 into it's letter counterpart, so then we have A-P-D, switch the D and P around, giving A-D-P, then we take the D back one, into C, then add 3 onto P, to make it S, because P, Q(1) R(2) S(3). So then, D-P-1 is actuallyyyyyy... A-C-S, ACS! Him and ACS are working to haxor us one last time!

(Also, gaiz, lets make these longer, like the ones on TvTropes, like where Jjs got this idea. )

[Ron]

I have a hunch that 70s is actually a cyborg robot from the year 3021 who has come back from the future. It turns out him and terminoob are the same people, but thanks to 70s's futuristic cyborg technology, he was able to create two separate personalities: 70s and Dickface. Dickface was later renamed terminoob.

[Elastic Dawg]

I theorize that OMJ is 100 years old. Look at his number of posts. 1961. That was 50 years ago. Now look at his age. 20. Flip that around. 02. 2. 50 multiplied by 2 is 100. And that's how old OMJ is.

[Steel Sponge]

I theorize that tvguy is such a comedian.

[Elastic Dawg]

I theorize that tvguy's account has recently been hacked by Dane Cook, which would explain the sheer unfunniness and vulgarity he has been showing recently.

[Steel Sponge]

I theorize that hasfarr secretly likes MLP: FiM.

[ExKizuna]

I theorize that THANK YOU ELASTIC. I theorize Elastic created the universe, and doesn't afraid of nothing, because he created everything. Derp

[Jellatine]

I theorize that tvguy is Steve Jobs' love child.

[Clappy]

I theorize that tvguy is an apple instead of a carrot.

[Clappy]

I theorize that OMJ can't read Jelly's poker face

[Jellatine]

I theorize that OMJ wants to forget me by insisting I'm not a girl.

[SpongeOddFan]

I recant that Ex were friends with Mothra

[Clappy]

I theorize that SOF is an evil genius

[Metal Snake]

I theorize that Nightmare Fan was the one who hacked SBC.

[TJ]

^ On some real shit, that's actually something to consider.

[SpongeOddFan]

I theorize that SOF is an evil genius

what? nope

I theorize that Imposter SOF hacked SBC.

lol

i theorize jjs could be hacker

[Jellatine]

I theorize SOF is fooling with all of us.