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[Clappy]

I theorize that K-Pop isn't too bad. Hell, I annoy some of my friends with SHINee with lulzy results.

[Clappy]

I theorize that OMJ is a weapon of mass lulz.

[Jellatine]

I theorize that OMJ is Clappy's bottom bitch.

[Jellatine]

I theorize that OMJ is a shy 10 year-old that lives with his auntie.

[Steel Sponge]

I theorize that Jelly was frozen for 100 years.

[Jellatine]

I theorize that Steel isn't working on his siggie, I am xP

[Steel Sponge]

I theorize that Jelly is done with it.

[Elastic Dawg]

I theorize that Jelly is from the distant future.

Posts: 3948. Doubloons: 18298. Add those together and you get 22246. Now, subtract that from 20,091,012. 20,068,766. Subtract 68,766. You got 20,000,000. Now, divide that by two. 10,000,000. Now, divide that by 10. 1,000,000. Now, divide that by 4. 250,000. Her ex husband OMJ's age? 20. Subtract that. 230,000. 230,000 dollars was the final cost for the movie Clerks. That came out in 1994. Jelly is 22 years old. Add that to 1994. 2016. That's where Jelly's posting from.

[Clappy]

I theorize that Elastic is John McGuirk.

[Steel Sponge]

I theorize that Elastic can do math faster than Busta Rhymes.

[Clappy]

I theorize that Steel is not from Galaluna

[Steel Sponge]

I theorize that Clappy is not from Kanto.

[Clappy]

I theorize that OMJ is the legend killer.

[Elastic Dawg]

I theorize that clappy giggles quite a bit. Divide his number of posts by his doubloons. 29,225. No members on SBC are in there 30s. Remove the last three numbers. You get 29. How old is claps? 22. How old is that Rainbow Dash guy on the chat? 9. 22 minus 9? 13. Drag is 13. He's been on here since 2009. 2009 divided by 13? 154.5. Claps giggles 154.5 times per day.

[Steel Sponge]

I theorize that Elastic works with a team of scientists to make his theories more logic.

[TJ]

I theorize that SBC is powered by TV.com.

[Steel Sponge]

I theorize that life is not powered by Edison....and the fact that part was SBC related.

[Clappy]

I theorize that Steel joins every Sponge site possible because he is plotting a massive spam attack.

[Elastic Dawg]

I theorize that these theories need to be more elaborate and filled with antilogic.

[Clappy]

I theorize that Elastic's ideology is incorrect.