Clappy Was Here

[Clappy]

How about some cake?

Nope, I only like the soup.

[Jellatine]

Ever eaten soup with beef in it?

[Clappy]

Ever eaten soup with beef in it?

Good night Jelly (and yep)

[Jellatine]

Why did you just shut me up by going to bed?

[Clappy]

Why did you just shut me up by going to bed?

Because you never got around to getting me my soup.

[Steel Sponge]

Should I watch Seinfeld or Smallville?

[Clappy]

Should I watch Seinfeld or Smallville?

Seinfeld

Can I have something to eat?

Who do you think I am? A nazi? Go ahead.

[Elastic Dawg]

Are you a fellow fan of the delicious sauce that is honey mustard?

[Sebby]

How did that do what it just did?

[Clappy]

Who brought the tartar sauce?

TartarSauce the user.

Are you a fellow fan of the delicious sauce that is honey mustard?

It's okay.

How did that do what it just did?

You were MINDFREAKED by Criss Angel.

[Clappy]

Should I operate a vehicle while drunk, say, an ATV?

Negative my good sir.

[Clappy]

Should I toast some toast while taking a bath?

Well unless you want to electrocude yourself, I wouldn't suggest it.

[Clappy]

Should I use a fork to take the toast out of the toaster if it fails to pop out?

Either that or a knife. I wouldn't suggest a spoon, not gonna help.

[Sebby]

I like soup.

[Clappy]

I like soup.

You sure do, but this is not a question.

[Ron]

Clappy, are you friends with my neighbor who is a anthropomorphic squirrel?

[Steel Sponge]

Can you buy me a soda?

[Clappy]

Can you buy me a soda?

No

And to answer tvguy's question, no.

[Clappy]

Did you create your avatar?

Nah but someone out there did and posted it on Photobucket.

[Elastic Dawg]

I lol'd at your sig. Did you make it?