Squilliam Fancyson Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Hello, hello, it's me, Squilliam Fancyson, the one and only! I can assure you despite what others might say, I don't care enough to steal those disgusting Krabby Patties! I carefully entered in not to get my beautiful outfit dirty from the filthy restaurant. I said hi to SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs, and then got myself a mediocre drink. From there, most of my time at the party was spent mocking Squidward's horrible dance moves, what a sap! Then the lights went out, and everything went downhill from there. I bet that starfish did it! The dumb one is always the one you least suspect, after all... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Any info on the scream? Did you notice anything when the lights went out and you ran for the door? Had anyone else tried to do the same? Isn't Squidward one sexy-ass beast? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squilliam Fancyson Posted October 29, 2017 Author Share Posted October 29, 2017 (edited) 11 minutes ago, PhantOWM said: Any info on the scream? Did you notice anything when the lights went out and you ran for the door? Had anyone else tried to do the same? Isn't Squidward one sexy-ass beast? It was probably SpongeBob or even Squidward screaming. Who really knows, I'm not a scream identifier! No, I was too busy trying to get out to pay attention to the other peasants there. After I sat down, I drowned everything else out. NO! Never ship with me with him! Disgusting! Edited October 29, 2017 by The Lich 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Squidward thinks you did it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 No, Mr. Krabs and Plankton think you did it. Why were you giving Plankton shady looks? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Did you notice anyone not in the room before the lights went out? If you don't like krabby patties, why were you at the Krusty Krab? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squilliam Fancyson Posted October 30, 2017 Author Share Posted October 30, 2017 (edited) 5 hours ago, Dracula Phineas said: Squidward thinks you did it? Well I didn't! 2 hours ago, I Am Jethro said: No, Mr. Krabs and Plankton think you did it. Why were you giving Plankton shady looks? Plankton? I didn't even know that shrimp was at the party. I was pretty annoyed by Mrs. Puff's creepy flirting with Mr. Krabs, maybe he's referring to that. I probably looked his way without knowing! 1 hour ago, Harleni Quinn said: Did you notice anyone not in the room before the lights went out? If you don't like krabby patties, why were you at the Krusty Krab? Not exactly, I was too busy mocking Squidward's train wreck of a dance! Because I wanted to brag about how rich I am, and to mock Squidward. Edited October 30, 2017 by The Lich 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Did Squidward leave your gaze at any time of the night? Was he dancing with anyone? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squilliam Fancyson Posted October 30, 2017 Author Share Posted October 30, 2017 17 minutes ago, I Am Jethro said: Did Squidward leave your gaze at any time of the night? Was he dancing with anyone? Sometimes his dance bored me so much that I dozed off. No, he can't even dance with himself! Haha! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Did you see Mr. Krabs hang out with Squidward? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squilliam Fancyson Posted October 30, 2017 Author Share Posted October 30, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, I Am Jethro said: Did you see Mr. Krabs hang out with Squidward? Yeah, he tried talking to Squiddy after he was done flirting with Puff Mama over there. Edited October 30, 2017 by The Lich 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Describe what went downhill. Larry said he saw your dopey uni-brow run straight for the door. Why? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squilliam Fancyson Posted October 30, 2017 Author Share Posted October 30, 2017 Just now, I Am Jethro said: Describe what went downhill. Larry said he saw your dopey uni-brow run straight for the door. Why? Lights went out, someone screamed, and then the stupid Krabby Patties are gone. I was barely paying attention to fully describe it. HEY, my unibrow is not dopey, that jerk! Anyways, I just wanted to get out of there and go home because I had no clue what was happening at first, but the stupid security system stopped me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Plankton says that you gave him a "shady look." What can you say about that? Did you notice anything up with Plankton? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squilliam Fancyson Posted October 30, 2017 Author Share Posted October 30, 2017 1 minute ago, PhantOWM said: Plankton says that you gave him a "shady look." What can you say about that? Did you notice anything up with Plankton? 19 hours ago, Squilliam Fancyson said: Plankton? I didn't even know that shrimp was at the party. I was pretty annoyed by Mrs. Puff's creepy flirting with Mr. Krabs, maybe he's referring to that. I probably looked his way without knowing! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Wait a second, how long did Krabs man the register for? You said hi to Krabs so he must've been up there. Next to the kitchen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squilliam Fancyson Posted October 30, 2017 Author Share Posted October 30, 2017 1 minute ago, I Am Jethro said: Wait a second, how long did Krabs man the register for? You said hi to Krabs so he must've been up there. Next to the kitchen. As if I was paying attention to him. I mean.... tah tah! I had to get my mediocre drink from somewhere. You'd think that cheapskate would give drinks for free? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarknessDG Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Why were you running for the door? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squilliam Fancyson Posted October 30, 2017 Author Share Posted October 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, Pharmacist Army said: Why were you running for the door? I..... uh............. had other business to attend to that doesn't involve Squidward in any way 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarknessDG Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Squilliam Fancyson said: I..... uh............. had other business to attend to that doesn't involve Squidward in any way Tongue-tied, huh? So, what kind of business are you talking about, and why? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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