Danny DeVito

this is about to reinvent the whole horror movie industry

Dreaming of Rum Ham Danny DeVito is stranded out at sea, all alone on my crappy little boat. Just when I’m about to give up for rescue, I spot a glowing light in the distance. A magical rum ham sits in the ocean, but yet, I cannot reach it no matter how hard I try. A giant octopus then appears and swipes there rum ham out of my sights! So I chase after that son of a bitch and give the octopus a beating. Pow pow! The octopus returns my delectable meal to me, but suddenly, a hurricane sweeps through the sea now, sending us flying. Goddammit! I land on a pirate ship, crushing the pirate captain to death, so I become the captain now. We sail the seas in search of my rum ham for several years, when we come across a mysterious island. As we venture through, I am shocked to see Paddy’s Pub is on the island. We go inside, where I see my sweet rum ham waiting at a table for me. We both cry tears of joy now that we’re reunited. As I slowly begin to devour it, I unfortunately wake up.

anyone ever heard of this obscure character https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Todd_SquarePants looks like a cool guy

4EverGreen The Floor Manager

Capitalism at it again On the bright side, the rebellion is rising...

BUT THE FACT IS

Thank you good sir

I am honored to guest star on this site, happy birthday

belize

I truly hope the sick hockey net dumper is brought to justice

I have intruded enough people's ask threads, so it's only fair you get to ask me questions now.

movie of the year

sounds good but needs me in it

"Opposite Day" is now called "Will The Real Squidward Please Stand Up?"

Favorite role of mine?

Favorite role of mine?

Favorite It's Always Sunny episode(s)?

Rumor has it I'm starring in this too btw