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  1. Seymour Skinner

    oh my god our power keeps going out every 5 minutes

  2. Seymour Skinner

    it is raining so hard right now where i'm living

    so yeah fkjasljf;ldksajf;kldasjfladsjfk;ladsjf;lkdsajf;k

  3. Seymour Skinner

    ey b0ss

  4. Seymour Skinner

    so i survived the first prank my brother pulled off

    1. SquiddyFace

      SquiddyFace

      You should give him some mouth-watering Steamed Hams

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      did he invite you over for a forgettable luncheon

    3. OWM

      OWM

      did he purchase fast food and disguise it as his own cooking?

  5. Seymour Skinner

    "I'm the best console :funny:"

    you're right, i am the best console

     

    1. SquiddyFace

      SquiddyFace

      How dare you :stinkeye:

    2. Seymour Skinner

      Seymour Skinner

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  6. Seymour Skinner

    whos been drawin diks

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      and happy birthday

    3. SpongeBob's #1 Fan

      SpongeBob's #1 Fan

      What?  It’s a Status Update, that’s off-topic, too and thanks!

    4. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Wh-who's been drawin         G        R        A        N        D                D        A        D

  7. Seymour Skinner

    ...and i just realized that i never changed my info from the christmas stuff

  8. Seymour Skinner

    why do i keep making topics for stuff that already exists (making a nintendo switch fc topic on sbm when there was one already, making happy birthday to me thread here when there was already a birthday thread, etc)

  9. Seymour Skinner

    first of all, browsimg sbc on my nintendo swiss

    second, TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY

    1. SpongeBob's #1 Fan

      SpongeBob's #1 Fan

      Don’t you mean your Nintendo Switch?  You made this mistake on SBM, too...

    2. Seymour Skinner

      Seymour Skinner

      cBDsKOg.jpg@TestNameThatIllHave42Wks4Karen it's called a nickname

       

  10. Seymour Skinner

    I GOT A NINTENDO SWITCH FHFHFHFHFHFHF

  11. Seymour Skinner

    HANIKKA STARTS SOON

  12. Seymour Skinner

    hanikka is tomorrow (intentional typo)

  13. Seymour Skinner

    trying to be as active as possible

  14. Seymour Skinner

    what happened to the name change option

    1. SG19

      SG19

      Name changes aren't allowed during SWYAD.

    2. Seymour Skinner

      Seymour Skinner

      oh yeah

  15. Seymour Skinner

    15 DAYS UNTIL MAH BIRTHDAY

  16. Seymour Skinner

    so it's my moms 50th, and she got some card that had candy on it, so she texted the maker of the card, saying "my kids are soooo jealous" i find that kinda offensive, because first of all, i was not jealous at all, and second, the maker texted back saying "tell your kids to keep their grubby paws off j" and i am not grubby, and she knows i would not take the stuff

    i'm gonna get her back bcuz im getting a switch for my birthday, and im gonna text my friend "my parents are sooo jealous"

  17. Seymour Skinner

    Damn! Just figured out that I missed pretty much the entirety of Octerror Fest 2017! But anyway, since I got meh homework finished (they never spare me, by the way) and I have spare time, I will make an update about the SBC Show. Now since this is probably my last status update before I resume my hiatus, I would like to say happy Halloween to you.

     

    (Also, I bet you're wondering, "Why is the majestic Coney cursing? Well, I've gone through years of pooberty and I'm almost 12, so I should have the right to curse.)

    1. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      I missed most of it but because of the hurricane and all.

    2. Seymour Skinner

      Seymour Skinner

      which hurricane? hurricane harvey, irma or maria? (actually, of course not maria because you probably don't live in some indian country

  18. Seymour Skinner

    why does obab always win the lottery?

    1. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      He's lucky. That would explain it.

    2. BenPaz

      BenPaz

      Cause he's one out of like 2 people who enter it

  19. Seymour Skinner

    i spotted trump in "the wall"

  20. Seymour Skinner

    i'm working on an episode of the sbc show, but my dad put a wow wow wubbzy dvd on my xbox for my little brother so i'm being distracted

  21. Seymour Skinner

    super glitch bros 2

    i own it

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      two and a half men

      i watch that

  22. Seymour Skinner

    like the username change

  23. Seymour Skinner
    Spoiler

     

    when you realize that conehead got the employee of the month for january 2017 ------------> :angrytom:

    Spoiler

    I AM THE ONE DON'T WEIGH A TON DON'T NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT DOWN ON THE STREET :swag:

     

    1. SquiddyFace

      SquiddyFace

      Congrats :D

    2. Seymour Skinner

      Seymour Skinner

      (you know, about the song, i do have a bit of a potbelly)

  24. Seymour Skinner

    why am i on at nearly 2 in the morning

    1. Cha

      Cha

      i am on at 4:34 am :hearts:

  25. Seymour Skinner

    i'm sick today

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