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  1. Nosferatu!

    *rimshot*

  2. Nosferatu!

    *that mindless waiting room music*

  3. Nosferatu!

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  5. Nosferatu!

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  6. Nosferatu!

    Hello fellow America. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I’m hot. Taxes. They’ll be lower. Son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do, Philadelphia. So do.

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      could u just come to Turkey and run for president :plankton: 

  7. Nosferatu!

    10 days until my life is completed and i simultaneously die :norton: 

  8. Nosferatu!

    A lot of things rhyme with rock... Clock, smock, electroshock, POP AND LOCK!

  9. Nosferatu!

    a table for 1... or 9

    1. Cha

      Cha

      or 10... 10 YES BECAUSE WE'RE REALLY HUNGRY

  10. Nosferatu!

    Am I blushing? 

    1. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      You are now.

  11. Nosferatu!

    brb being completely shook that i actually get to meet the brugh in november 

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Congrats, Tyeam!

  12. Nosferatu!

    c'est la vie, mon ami

  13. Nosferatu!

    Ca-baby-boo-to

  14. Nosferatu!

    Courage is your claim to fame, when hero is your middle name!

  15. Nosferatu!

    DAVE, I LOVE YOU!!!

    1. Cha

      Cha

      BEAR HUG!!!!

  16. Nosferatu!

    do I gain or lose adult points for having pancakes and s'mores for dinner

    1. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      You gain points, ALL the time! :hysterical:

  17. Nosferatu!

    do not touch me, I am covered in poisons

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      I thought Dennis doesn't have any fears (smirk)

    2. OWM

      OWM

      does that hat take ten gallons?

  18. Nosferatu!

    do you like bizketti

  19. Nosferatu!

    evil genius, giant brain 

    1. Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Inanimate Carbon Rod

      And he still hasn't got him that secret formula.

  20. Nosferatu!

    fish are dumb, dumb, dumb, they chase anything that glitters 

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      at least theyre not pieces of dung like so called friends lmao :Laugh:

       

  21. Nosferatu!

    gee, patrick, i didn't know you spoke bird

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    2. fortnitefan12

      fortnitefan12

      Hey there, Katie. Nice to see you again <3

    3. Cream

      Cream

      wb!! ik i havent really gotten to know you, but its nice seeing you here again

    4. Cha

      Cha

      no that's italian spongebob

  22. Nosferatu!

    go away. go to your homes. I will be your freak no longer!

  23. Nosferatu!

    gotta love tmw people make you feel bad for your interests 

    1. Cha

      Cha

      i'm sorry </3

  24. Nosferatu!

    happy birthday danny devito, i will treat myself to an egg in this tryin’ time in your honor 

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

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  25. Nosferatu!

    HEY PAL, GET YOUR BUNS OUT OF MY EYES

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      get your eyes out of my buns :stinkeye: 

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      how dare you? :stinkeye: 

    3. Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Inanimate Carbon Rod

      I have no idea what to say here.

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