Nosferatu!

I wasn't always the tortured shell of protozoa that writhes in pain before you today.

I will steal the kraybee patty

I'd be Norton's friend.

I'm actually quite impressed with my latest piece of digital art! Progress, I love it.

I'M DAVID HASSELHOFF 

I'M FREEEEEE!

I'M HERE...

I'm like cute aggression, would you believe me?

I'M ON TO YOU, KRABS!

Isn't that right, Janet?

It doesn't seem right... but it feels so good!

It sucks how fast the weekends go by when you're employed full-time.

IT WAS YOU! YOU'RE THE BABY!

IT WAS YOU! YOU'RE THE BABY!

It's a big lagoon, dude.

It's cold, I'm tired, and everyone here is talking about Spanx. PLEASE, GOD.

It's settled. Tyeam is going to college.

KAREN, DO SOMETHING

Karen, it's not giving me unconditional love. I think it's defective.

Kerslunk... kerslunk.

Krabs give me secret formula or I bring big boom boom to the Krusty Krab.

La-da-dee, la-da-doo, la-da-dum~

Looks like my job assignment got extended again. Hooraaay!

Looky, Mr. Plankton's having us paint! He calls it pizzazz.

Love, KEEEEIIYYIIITHH.