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Status Updates posted by Nosferatu!

  1. this is the greatest day of my life

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    2. SpongeOddFan


      oh that SB quote :P

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      but is it the best day of your li-i-i-i-i-ife

    4. Clappy


      I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

  2. new phone, who dis

  3. kinda thinkin' about wrapping my time up here indefinitely... hmu for my (new) Skype/other forms of contact if ya still wanna keep in touch? in case you haven't noticed I'm really bad at posts like these :Laugh: 

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    2. Katniss


      At least we have Tumblr, and I think I have you on Twitter too :P Will miss you here though!

    3. WhoBibbles


      aww we'll miss you here. 

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      We never talked much, but will you still be on twitter if I ever do want to chat with you? :P 

      I will miss you and your godly art <333

  4. *goes to see GotGv2 again but by myself so no one will see me cry*


  6. you don't know true frustration until you've developed a love for an actor who is terribly underrated and you have no one to talk about them to bc you've already annoyed everyone in existence (d) 

  7. I'm about to recieve my first performance review at work and I'm so nervous lmao 

    1. Katniss


      Hope it went well :sbblink:

    2. Wumbo


      hope ya didnt get THE BOOT

  8. tfw your job hosts potlucks basically every month (smirk) 

  9. tfw your town fails to mention that an IMAX has opened (d) 

  10. do I gain or lose adult points for having pancakes and s'mores for dinner

    1. 4EverGreen


      You gain points, ALL the time! :hysterical:

  11. tfw you find your adoption file and realize you're almost exactly like your birth mom

  12. there he is, our poor, sweet petyr, burnt to a sizzle 

  13. you know life is good when you get to spend the day petting and feeding stingrays :hearts:

    1. ooooooofy


      oh that is so fun there is this swaggy pet store we go to that has stingrays and lets u pet them!!!! they are so nice!!!!!

  14. when u finally convince someone to watch ur favorite Australian-New Zealand comedy-drama series :rock:

  15. i'll take a cup and put it on my head and then just stand here looking freaky with a cup on my head 

  16. let's see how many soccer moms give me dirty looks for wearing my corset pants out again today (smirk) 

    1. Cha


      people need to chill with their fashion opinions 

  17. that awkward moment when your new manager is the personification of Satan  and you find yourself in a race against time to promote out to safety

    1. WhoBibbles


      ew Satanic managers, good luck. :(

  18. mo bounce? more like NO bounce... I don't care how dumb and predictable this was I want this song forcibly removed from my life (d) 

    1. Katniss


      that song is garbage (d) 

    2. WhoBibbles


      That guy in your avvie should get rid of it if you sell your soul.

  19. vampires don't do dishes!

  20. julio! have this scampi executed at once!

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    2. Cream


      hey katie!

    3. Clappy


      Take my wallet if you desire at once!

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward


      hi Katie <3, it's prez 

  21. do you like bizketti

  22. gee, patrick, i didn't know you spoke bird

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    2. fortnitefan12


      Hey there, Katie. Nice to see you again <3

    3. Cream


      wb!! ik i havent really gotten to know you, but its nice seeing you here again

    4. Cha


      no that's italian spongebob

  23. i was the king of telenovas, the envy of all the other fellas

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