Nosferatu!

this is the greatest day of my life

new phone, who dis

kinda thinkin' about wrapping my time up here indefinitely... hmu for my (new) Skype/other forms of contact if ya still wanna keep in touch? in case you haven't noticed I'm really bad at posts like these  

*goes to see GotGv2 again but by myself so no one will see me cry*

I'M MARY POPPINS, Y'ALL

you don't know true frustration until you've developed a love for an actor who is terribly underrated and you have no one to talk about them to bc you've already annoyed everyone in existence  

I'm about to recieve my first performance review at work and I'm so nervous lmao 

tfw your job hosts potlucks basically every month  

tfw your town fails to mention that an IMAX has opened  

do I gain or lose adult points for having pancakes and s'mores for dinner

tfw you find your adoption file and realize you're almost exactly like your birth mom

there he is, our poor, sweet petyr, burnt to a sizzle 

you know life is good when you get to spend the day petting and feeding stingrays 

when u finally convince someone to watch ur favorite Australian-New Zealand comedy-drama series 

i'll take a cup and put it on my head and then just stand here looking freaky with a cup on my head 

let's see how many soccer moms give me dirty looks for wearing my corset pants out again today  

that awkward moment when your new manager is the personification of Satan  and you find yourself in a race against time to promote out to safety

mo bounce? more like NO bounce... I don't care how dumb and predictable this was I want this song forcibly removed from my life  

vampires don't do dishes!

julio! have this scampi executed at once!

do you like bizketti

gee, patrick, i didn't know you spoke bird

i was the king of telenovas, the envy of all the other fellas