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  1. If you were a car instead of a boy, you'd have headlights instead of eyes and tires instead of feet

  2. Interesting experiment results:

    As you all know, "Why Don't You & I" by Santana has two versions: the one featuring Alex Band and the one featuring Chad Kroeger. Both versions have the same guitar intro. When I Shazamed the intros to both versions, both came up as the Alex Band version.

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I want my nickel back

    2. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      here ya go *give Wumbo a nickel*

  3. It is factually correct that the "Sting and Rod Stewart" edit is the greatest Wikipedia edit of all time.

  4. It might appear empty but the message is clear

    Play Santa again and I'll kill you next year

  5. It's not even Halloween and my local Sam's Club has Christmas items on sale.

     

    Like.......why....

  6. Just a reminder: Tommy Wiseau may be bad at acting but at least he tried. Meanwhile, the Twilight actor they got to play Sokka in The Last Airbender doesn't sound like he's trying at all.

  7. Just for craps and giggles....

    Juo3uLI.jpg

  8. Kneel before the Lord, punk.

  9. Man, if Legends of the Hidden Temple ever makes it onto a service like Netflix or Hulu, first thing I'm doing is marathoning the hell out of that show

  10. My August 2014 to December 2014 SBC self can just die already. He was stupid and oblivious compared to December 21st, 2014 to present me.

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    2. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      2013/first half 2014 me can also have an orgy with all those fucking posts

    3. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      In the end, we all hate our past selves with a burning passion.

  11. My favorite Beatles song:

     

  12. My new year's resolution is to release another mixtape that will burn Eminem's ass.

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      forbidden fruit FUCK

  13. Name a kind of bear

    PAPA BEAR

  14. New Cover Corner is up:

     

  15. next swyad should be kilroy was here characters

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      don't make me choose!

  16. Not like I'm complaining, I'm just wondering why they played "Round and Round" by Ratt in the credits of a freaking Billy and Mandy Christmas special.

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    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      I never said it was bad though. :P

      It’s a flawless song from an almost flawless year of music.

    3. SpongeOddFan
    4. fortnitefan12

      fortnitefan12

      People have taste, that's why

  17. Oh man, the co-founder of one of my dad's favorite bands, Steely Dan, is dead. :(

     

    http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/walter-becker-steely-dan-co-founder-dead-at-67-w500956

     

    1950-2017

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      RIP. "Reelin' in the Years" will always be one of the bonafide classics of the 70s.

  18. Ohhhhh, girls just wanna have fun. fun, fun, fun, fun, funfunfunfunfunfunfunfun--DIRTY BIT

  19. okay can somebody explain to me why most of jay-z's music is unavailable on spotify

     

    And the only song by him I have saved that's still available is "In Paris", what's goin' on.

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Tidal is pretty much the most straightforward answer, but that may not be the most accurate answer.

  20. okay youtube can you please just stop already

     

    a new look won't make your site improve at all

     

     

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    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      The number of subs, likes/dislikes for a video and comment, and views for a video (on the sidebar) that are over a thousand or a million have a K or M to represent the number of views. I'm just the type of guy who prefers the exact numbers.

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      There are still numbers next to those letters, but still, it's an eyesore to me.

    4. OWM

      OWM

      The new logo is ugly ew

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      I'm betting that the guy who edited this article was probably only expecting to earn brownie points for bashing a mainstream band like Journey.

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Also, this only has to do with the article itself, but I've now just learned that there exists an Irish pop singer who goes by the name of Eoghan Quigg.

  21. okay, I legit did not know that the random gibberish part in the goofy goober rock song was actually from a david lee roth song

    1. OWM

      OWM

      AMEBLSEBLEMBLALBLEMBLEMAEMBLSEBABOP

  22. Okay, I might not agree with Publix supporting the NRA but the die-in protest people are doing all over the store is very idiotic.

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    2. CyanideFishbone

      CyanideFishbone

      @Waiter Basically Publix has been taking money from the NRA (I heard after the die-in stuff they cut off funding from all political interests) so in the wake of the recent shooting in Texas and Parkland people did a "die-in" at Publix stores where they pretended to be dead on the floor.

    3. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      ok now i get it

      but this is stupid...

    4. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Correction: They weren't the ones who received the money, they were donating money to Adam Putman, a supporter of the NRA. And their funding for Putman isn't cut off forever, it's suspended until it all blows over.

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