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my life anthem

starting this, will update every so often

...Is there a reason why my account was deleted for a few hours?

(drum solo)

>I play my dad "Hooch" by Melvins in an effort to let him understand some of my newfound music tastes

>He calls it a ripoff of Enter Sandman by Metallica

I don't even know where that comparison even comes from?

what am i listening to

RAUGHHHGHHGHHHGHHHGHHHGH

is he right?

why do you do this to me audiosurf

"Even Fidel Castro, a longtime Coca-Cola drinker, contributed to the backlash, calling New Coke a sign of American capitalist decadence. Goizueta's own father expressed similar misgivings to his son, who later recalled that it was the only time the older man had agreed with Castro, whose rule he had fled Cuba to avoid."

that is an actual, direct quote from Wikipedia's article on New Coke

die bich

hey guys i did it! i turned into me

I met a man, he was a good man

i really want to know what happened to that 7 hour cell phone commercial with that guy mowing the grass

i would die for peanut butter

MCDONALD'S IS A PLACE TO ROCK

RIP Keith Emerson... what is 2016's fetish with killing classic rock stars

SO HERE I AM

SOMETIMES I TRY TO DO THINGS AND IT JUST DOESN'T WORK OUT THE WAY I WANTED TO

spook