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  1. DROWN IN IT! Note to self: Watch out for Clapward.

  2. May the Sauce be with you.

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Clappy that was perfect.

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      May the hot sauce, be with your sandwhich.

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Begun, the Sauce Wars has

  3. I'm so happy. Cha is my orange buddy now. #OrangeAnns

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      #OrangeAnnforlife

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Can I be your Saucenese buddy?

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Welcome to the club Cha. :P

  4. Oh yeah. I'm already locked out of my youtube account. that is so great.

    1. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Oh, never mind I got it. LOL

    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Sauce Mama Drama

  5. OH MY GOD ARIANA GRANDE'S NEW SINGLE IS ALREADY NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES IN JUST SEVEN HOURS! IT'S AMAZING! ❤

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      WELL I AIN'T BUYING!

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Hey look, arianagrandefan123 just joined iTunes. Hmm how coincidental.

    4. Cha

      Cha

      I kinda freaked out when she was on the KCAs.

  6. So much lulz, so little time.

  7. Only three out of the four Fantastic Four members are on. #notcomplete

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      But the Game Boards not the saaaaame withooouuut yoooouu

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Now only half of the F4 are here. Oh the inhumanity!

    4. Clappy
  8. Y'know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that'd just be okay.

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Well, at least you were able to make your friend's last few hours meaningful.

    3. Internet

      Internet

      *boom* Now I'm dead, DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT YOUR ACTIONS SAYS MY DEAD BODIES

    4. Patrick-Man!

      Patrick-Man!

      I am SUCH a good person

  9. HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY EVERYBODY! :)

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    2. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      Happy luck of the starfish day.

    3. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Good fortune to everyone!

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      YOU AREN'T WEARING GREEN IN YOUR AVATAR!

      *pinches*

  10. Ok the new mint chocolate M&Ms are heaven. #yummeh

  11. Ibappibareibentliby, pibepibolible ciban ibundiberstiband Sibaucecibanibese. WHAT IS THIS?!

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    2. William Leonard

      William Leonard

      Sounds like somebody's drowning.

    3. Cha

      Cha

      It's all Greek to me.

    4. Pearl

      Pearl

      Wow.I can even find out this language and i'm only 10

  12. Daylight savings time. I move my clock an hour ahead. That means it's midnight. It also means I lose an hour of sleep. Great.

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    2. sbl

      sbl

      lol me too

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      So THAT is why I woke up at 9 today.... lol

    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      And OMJ, you are so lucky >:(

  13. IS THIS HOW YOU GET YOUR SICK KICKS?!

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Well, Funny Man Jenkins, is this how you get your sick kicks?

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      What it's just an ordinary- OH MY GOODNESS! CLAPWAAARD!

  14. I... I.... YOU WHAT?! You asked for a couple of ice cubes, BUT I ONLY PUT IN ONE!! HAHAHAHAHA!

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      FINE! I'LL JUST TAKE IT OUT,SSJWARD!

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      hehehe really funny ssj! really funny!

  15. OHHHHH! SCURVY AIN'T FOR THE LIKES OF ME! YO HO YO HO!

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      SQUAWK! TIME FOR YOUR FLUTE SOLO!

    2. Cha

      Cha

      Wait I don't play a flute....I PLAY A FIFE!

  16. The Krusty Krab. Come spend your money HERE!

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Compared to all the times I've won? HA!

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      *looks like a steamed carrot only smarter*

  17. THE HOOKS!! THE HOOKS!!

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    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      no not the...*gulp* perfume department. nnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Aoooooheeee. Mother of pearl. Fire on the poop deck.

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      The Hooks! The Hooks are on FIYAH!

  18. OH MY GOD. February 15th is ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY!

    1. almy

      almy

      today is presidents day

    2. So Sejima
  19. Girlscout cookies: Thinmints and Samoas>>>>

  20. HEART ON STICK MUST DIE! Happy Valentines Day everyone! <3

    1. William Leonard

      William Leonard

      I defy you Heart Man!

      jk ^_^ Happy Valentines to you too!

    2. Cha

      Cha

      Have a coral day Saucey!

  21. I made this website on 1950's fashion for a history project! It looks really cool, check it out if ya'll want! :Dhttp://fashionofthe50s.weebly.com

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Thanks you guys! We present tomorrow. *u*

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Knock it out of the park Sauce.

  22. Airline food. My gosh, what is up with that stuff? Thank you, GOODNIGHT!

  23. Woo, I'm thirsty. *pulls out huge pitcher of lemonade* This is an EXTREME thirst!

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    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Since it's February, you must be really thirsty apparently.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      EX....TTTRREEEEMMMEEE!!!

    4. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      jesters werent around for april fools day. the job has been burned aay by i'd say the 1400's cha.

  24. The POWER WITHIIIIIN! yeah...

  25. PATHULU!!!

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      Live from Wwwaaatteeerrrrlllooooo!

    2. Pearl
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