Old Man Jenkins

Ok, I'm here, REJOICE!

Ok, I'm here, REJOICE!

School starts on the 24th, i cri.

I hate babies

SBM is in another one of its drama phases again.

JKL: the perfect wave is coming they call it..... the big one. patrick: hey thats what they used to call me

Why do things keep getting broken on SBM and SBC?

I know the Oscars don't always get Best Picture right, but how the hell did they miss it this badly in 2005? Crash is a trash movie.

I think I'm the only person in the universe that liked the short before Inside Out.

I can't be the only one who sometimes mixes up Jason Voorhees with Michael Myers...can I?

Why is More_Spongebob_Sandy banned?

Don't normally ask for prayers/sympathy or whatever, but keep my dog in your thoughts. Got attacked by a German Sheppard five times over, she's a little 7-8 year old bishan. We're optimistic thanks to vaccinations and such, but knowing you guys care helps as well

SquaggleBob Paint-Poisoning: Return of the Spinge…: http://t.co/btC7V6Tb4g

RT @ninjasexparty: The Mr Men books are a great source of creepy nicknames for your dick http://t.co/QIJiA8ME51

RT @ninjasexparty: The Mr Men books are a great source of creepy nicknames for your dick http://t.co/QIJiA8ME51

Go up there and show him how the common man prepares his FROZEN DAIRY TREATS.

had a dream that I was making out with Doug Walker #wtfsubconscious

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea.

NOBODY WOULD BUY ME, SO I HAD TO EAT THEM

NOBODY WOULD BUY ME, SO I HAD TO EAT THEM

Do you guys like fanfic?

Got a New 3DS XL, Xenoblade Choronicles 3D, Majora's Mask 3D, A bob's burgers shirt and a Foo Fighters shirt!

Two games in and my bracket is already busted. Thanks alot UAB

I just remembered today's Happy Hopping Moron Day!

Today is the best day ever!!!!!!!!