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  1. The Crow

    It's not easy being green.

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    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      Thanks brohas! Much appreciated.

    3. Macseed

      Macseed

      I'm so not used to your name not being orange. But congrats :)

    4. The Lion King

      The Lion King

      You can say that again.

  2. The Crow

    Wow, this place is usually dead this time of night. I feel so apart of something now!

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    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      Aloha to dat, cuz!

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      nope. sorry i dont know the meaning of amirite.

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      LOO LOO LOO LOO LOO LOO!!!!

  3. The Crow

    This belated status goes out to one Patrick Star. Congratulations, sir, you have just given me me one thousandth like!

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    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      Yes to both questions.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Cause I wonder where you are.

    4. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Congrats on your milestone!

  4. The Crow

    Exactly 420 posts in one day. My life is perfect.

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    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      F in not being bored. F!

    3. The Crow

      The Crow

      A break? OMJ's never taken a break since the Chum Famine of '59?

    4. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      I envy you, OMJ. The most I ever get in a day nowadays is 20 or so.

  5. The Crow

    Man, that bombing during the Boston Marathon is just terrible. My thoughts and prayers to everyone there.

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    2. ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      What has this world come to >__<

    3. $WANKIN

      $WANKIN

      I just saw it on the news right now.

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      It's so sad. I hope all this media on it won't spark any more horrible acts. :(

  6. The Crow

    Tonight on Community Deathmatch, it's a battle for female supremacy as Jelly looks to reclaim her title as Chairwoman when she enters the Deathmatch Arena with Cha!

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      A battle of unlimited proportions.

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      Well I'm safe... for now.

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      A battle of women, interesting...

  7. The Crow

    Ooh, Crushing is here :smirk:

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    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      i'm doing this for today only. in spirit of able to spam and get posts counted day.

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      Fine, I'll make it Cha to be on thy list next.

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Hehehe, I await you in the Games section. :P

  8. The Crow

    I past 25,000 posts already? Damn, I need to get a job, a hobby or some friends.

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    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      I'm putting that on my Bucket List

    3. Cha

      Cha

      Congrats Old Man! :-)

  9. The Crow

    Great, now my ipad is always redirecting me to the App Store to buy this god forsaken candy crush crap my mom always plays.

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    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      I rested everything and it still pops up

    3. The Crow

      The Crow

      *resetted

    4. The Crow

      The Crow

      Unless there's some certain way to go about it.

  10. The Crow

    Daddy's Back, Sweethearts #FirstKillBelongsToDaddy

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Hopefully not too crazy lad

    3. The Crow

      The Crow

      #YaGottaBeKiddingMe

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      #DratsForgotTheHashtag

  11. The Crow

    Later groupies! Jenky has to to go nail some gnarly pounders! AOOOOOH!

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    2. Ron

      Ron

      WAT U GAIZ TALKIN BOUT

    3. The Crow

      The Crow

      Dragsville

    4. 101 Dalmatian Street

      101 Dalmatian Street

      Hey Smiles, shake hands with Bubble Buddy!

  12. The Crow

    Wow, kids here go back to school in two weeks. Some even next week. Poor bastards.

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    2. thespongebobfan

      thespongebobfan

      sucks for them, I still have 7 weeks of summa

    3. The Crow

      The Crow

      As long as it means that the mall is a lot less crowded during the weekdays, then I'm one happy panda.

    4. box

      box

      That's nice. I still got till August.

  13. The Crow

    Well, looks like I'm job searching again.

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    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      The joint is closing down soon.

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      aww man. sorry about that. i wish you good luck with everything.

    4. The Crow

      The Crow

      Thank you for those reassuring words, Sauce.

  14. The Crow

    JELLLLLLLLLY!!!!!!11!!???!!11??1!?21!!

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      I'm jelly in ways not even imaginable.

    3. The Crow

      The Crow

      Okay.

    4. Jellatine

      Jellatine

      All of them are obviously jelly that I'm the one and only Jelly (for you ;))

  15. The Crow

    Well, with the Olympics over, I now have nothing to watch on tv during these long days again. The Olympics went by too fast :(

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    2. terminoob

      terminoob

      That's what Shark Week is for.

    3. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      ^LIKE (Phil Defranco is on it too, BONUS)

    4. William Leonard

      William Leonard

      Well, at least we have the Paralympics.

  16. The Crow

    Going to the beach to celebrate my sister's birthday. AOOOOOH.

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    2. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      Happy birthday to her! It'sw my sister's birthday too!

    3. terminoob

      terminoob

      Steppin' on the beach DO DO DOO DO.

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Have fun dude.

  17. The Crow

    Gawd, who the hell parties everyday of the fucking week?

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    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      You?

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      and Me?

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      and All Other People?

  18. The Crow

    Well, as per Sauce's advice, I'm gonna take an early shower and just be done with it.

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      I just thought I heard OMJ say he is completely recharged...unless he's....A ROBOT! Nah...

    3. box

      box

      I SURRENDER!

    4. Cha

      Cha

      *sees that it's just a fryer* Ohh...

  19. The Crow

    Finally got the Internet to work on my PS3 and hopefully backed up my game saves and shit since my storage was way out of room. Ex, I hope you still have Dead Rising 2 or Saints Row 2.

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    2. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      Mannnn, I love Saints Row 2. i usually play it at a friend's house on his XBox. If I ever get a PS3, i'll buy it and waste hours with you, luuuuv <3

    3. The Crow

      The Crow

      @CM: I ain't level fer nothing ;P

      @E-Dawg: It'll be honor dousing various people and things with shit alongside you when that time comes.

    4. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      Dude, that rocket launcher. BLOW SHIT UP HARDCORE

  20. The Crow

    I saw that new Spongebob Christmas special on DVD yesterday for $14. I felt tempted but ended up not getting it. I'm John Laurinaitis.

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Are you probably going to see it when it airs on CBS?

    3. The Crow

      The Crow

      Probably. When is that?

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      I'm pretty sure it's November 23 at 9:30 p.m.

  21. The Crow

    Look at all the mini squids.

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    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      who's the third? i see ha and clappy turned into puppets but only them.

    3. The Crow

      The Crow

      Squid Wood

    4. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      didn't see him there for a sec. sorry wood.

  22. The Crow

    Walking Dead/lunchtime! I'll catch y'all after

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      I think he never ceases to be outside the Games section as well. :P

    3. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Wow, what a day of posting huh OMJ? :P

    4. The Crow

      The Crow

      Yup!

  23. The Crow

    I usually look forward to Mondays and Tuesdays, but these past two days have been turrble.

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Sorry to hear that brother. I'll pray for you and your family some more tonight.

    3. Cha

      Cha

      Sorry OMJ. :(

    4. Ron

      Ron

      same bro, I'm sorry. =/

  24. The Crow

    Damn, that was a good game of So, You Wanna Win Five Doubloons. Should we do it again sometime?

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    2. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      YEAH!

    3. The Crow

      The Crow

      Next time, the prize will actually be 5 doubloons

    4. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      DARN IT @SCHEDULE. NEXT WEEK IS A BOATING SCHOOL AND TEAM GAME! CURSE YOU OMJ!and lol we'll get more doubloons by just posting.

  25. The Crow

    Did anybody ever make a spin-off about dolphins? I'm gonna go make a spin-off about dolphins

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      I did! It was about the Dolphin Warriors !

    3. The Crow

      The Crow

      Well, step aside Dolphin Warriors because OMJ's brand of dolphins is about to go :dolphin noise: :dolphin noise: up!

    4. Ron

      Ron

      YES!

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