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Sorry for the delay in presenting a re-run, here's the latest from "Power Rangers: Multiverse Force!" / (Cold Open) Words flash on the screen, and they say: "Coastal Falls, California. Present Day, April 1st, 2179; 4:34 P.M." From the perspective of the Thunder Rangers, the older Battle Fever Power Rangers, and everyone else, it's only been a few minutes since the main Power Rangers have entered into the Time Portal to go back in time to the 1980's. D.O.G., turns around, and he asks Omnus: "What I don't understand is, why couldn't WE have gone back in time to help Captain Retro and the others?" Omnus says: "In the first place, YOU and Krash'ir were already ALIVE back than! We couldn't run the risk of you accidentally running INTO yourselves and causing a temporal paradox!" Alpha 8 says: "And secondly, you KNOW that we need to have a Ranger presence here; just in case Queen Beryl or someone ELSE decides to start something!" Patsy says: "I highly doubt THAT'S going to happen! From MY experience, the 'MAIN characters always end up doing EVERYTHING'; and I've CERTAINLY never done enough things in MY life to qualify as a 'Main character'!" And at that moment, the alarm in the Command Center goes off! Queen Hedrian says: "Oh, why can't ANYONE ever have an 'OFF' day anymore?!" Coop groans, and he says: "PLEASE tell me that what I think IS happening; isn't happening!" Krash'ir (stuck in her Krystal form), turns on the Viewing Globe, and she says: "I'm afraid it isn't good! Some...blonde haired alien human has a gigantic squadron ATTACKING Queen Beryl's compound!" Omnus says: "That's Queen Galaxia and her cohorts! But by all rights, they shouldn't BE here at THIS time, at this place!" Coop says: "I TOLD you NOT to TELL me that!" Samson says: "Well, that's NOT going to change the fact that they are! What should we do?" (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Omnus says: "It seems like Captain Retro is contacting us! Alpha 8, patch him through immediately!" Alpha 8 says: "Yes, of course!" And Captain Retro's voice comes in, and he says: "Omnus, I'm in a bit of a situation here!" Alpha 8 says: "WE'RE in a situation in OUR time, to! Queen Beryl's PALACE is being ATTACKED!" The other Rangers hear screeching and honking in Captain Retro's reception, and Captain Retro yells: "WHAT?! By WHOM?!!!" Omnus sighs, and he says: "Queen Galaxia, summoned by Dr. Maniac himself; PURELY to secure Queen Metalia out of SPITE against his former employer!" Captain Retro says: "By all rights, Queen Galaxia SHOULDN'T be involved in this! Dr. Maniac must be planning something TRULY diabolic in relation to the Nazi realm!" Queen Hedrian says: "He's HARDLY the only interested party! I over-heard Kaolite and Villuy talking with Queen Galaxia on my PRIVATE Pirate radio! Let's you hear ANY frequency, ESPECIALLY yours! Anyways, they're SIPHONING the energy that Dr. Maniac is using from his Wormhole Creator, to create a rift to access the Nazi realm! They're GOING to get RID of all the leaders there, and infect ANY remaining Nazi's, in order to have them be POSSESSED by Youma's!" The other Rangers hear MORE screeching, and Captain Retro says: "Well, just have the Thunder Rangers deal with it until we're able to come back! Speaking of, where are the OTHER Power Rangers?! None of them have contacted me!" Alpha 8 says: "I HATE it that you're asking me that! You KNOW we get HORRIBLE Internet reception for anything that happens PRE 1981!" Captain Retro says: "Than you better hurry up and FIND someone! I have to PARK this limo!" Queen Hedrian says: "I didn't even KNOW you can drive!" Captain Retro says: "I'm NOT supposed to! I only HAVE my DRIVER'S permit, and I NEVER envisioned myself having to make my WAY, through such INSANE New York traffic! At least I've finally FOUND a parking lot! You would THINK New York City, even in 1979, would put their parking lots a LOT closer to their important BUILDINGS! At least I'll be able to park, and than I can--." But than, the other Rangers hear laser blasters over Captain Retro's reception! Captain Retro says: "Oh, GREAT! I SO didn't need THIS distraction right now! Well; guess I'll just have to do what I ALWAYS do while playing the arcade version of Cruisin' World released in 1997; drive like CRAZY!!!! I sure hope Diane picked some good DRIVING music!" And the feed between Captain Retro and the others gets cut off. D.O.G., says: "Well, Patsy; it looks like Captain Retro is counting on US, now. Looks like you're going to be a 'Main character' after all. Whatever THAT means!" Scrappy-Doo says: "That means, you'll be needing MY help to, won't you?!" Patsy says: "Well, seeing as how we're SHORT on options otherwise; we do!" Omnus says: "I'm afraid we can't just DIVE into this situation!" Queen Hedrian says: "Why ever not?!" Alpha 8 says: "For all we know, this might be what Dr. Maniac WANTS! To get rid of BOTH Queen Beryl and the Thunder Rangers in one fell swoop!" Omnus says: "And besides; I've only trained the Thunder Rangers for individual battles against monsters! They are not yet ready to fight a war for us! And Coop and Scrappy-Doo specifically, shouldn't ever HAVE to!" Coop says: "Well, we've got to do SOMETHING to protect Core Earth. Don't we? It's what BlackHawk would want us to do." Alpha 8 says: "I'm afraid that at this time, all we can do is WAIT for Queen Galaxia to FINISH attacking Queen Beryl and inevitably supplant her position! By that point, we'll have a better idea on what course of action we should take!" Queen Hedrian sighs and says: "I guess what Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers sang in 1981 is true; 'The waiting IS the hardest part'!" "Back To The 1980's Part III: I Saved John Lennon!" (Dedicated to Jason David Frank and Seymour Stein). When the episode starts proper, words flash on the screen, and they say: "Mysterious Void, Unknown Location; December 31, 1979; 5:26 P.M." We see a big, blank, white void. A colorful, rainbow portal opens into the void, and Emperor Catton steps into it. He walks to the center of the void (even though since he's the only thing INSIDE of it, it's hard to tell WHERE the actual center is), and he looks up to the blank sky, and he shouts: "Chaos God Khorne, show yourself NOW!!!!" The sky darkens to a sinister black, and a red, visual image opens in the sky, and the image of Khorne, the Chaos God himself, appears in it! Khorne hisses with a sinister growl, and he says: "Well, it SEEMS like your hypothesis that Dr. Maniac would come back to YOUR time was indeed, correct! It seems like I was WISE to entrust this IMPORTANT mission to you!" Emperor Catton says: "Rest assurred, your highness; I don't take being TRAPPED in this MISERABLE Time Loop lightly! Always FORCED to live through a WHOLE decade and CHANGE, from December 31, 1979 12:00 A.M., to December 31, 1989 11:59 P.M.; always getting CLOSE to seeing a new decade, but ALWAYS sent back to where I started, all because of that STUPID technological BUG that Dr. Maniac placed within me! And WORST of all, none of the changes that I PERSONALLY make ever wind up making enough of an impact to destroy the bug on my OWN power! Luckily, with these Power Rangers running around; they should provide enough power for me to finally DESTROY the bug within me, and I can go to the Nazi Realm on YOUR behalf!" Khorne says: "And YOU think you would do BETTER ruling that realm, as opposed to Queen Galaxia?" Emperor Catton says: "First off, I DON'T even know who that is! Second, even if I did; it would be irrelevant! Once I gain control of the Nazi Realm, my powers will be GREATER than anything that Dr. Maniac could invent! If Dr. Maniac thought he could DENY me the pleasure of destroying the Power Rangers ONCE and for all, he was WRONG! I plan on repaying his little 'Gift' to me; with DECADES worth of INTEREST!" Khorne says: "Good! Just don't forget YOUR part of the bargain! You will KILL as many as you can in the Nazi Realm ONCE you arrive there! I will NEED the strength to defeat Radiguet once he arrives to try to FIGHT me!" Emperor Catton says: "Radiguet; HE'S the one you warned me about, right?" Khorne says: "The one and the same! He's no ORDINARY mortal if he can imprison T'zeen'etch, and utterly DESTROY Slaneesh! I simply can't ALLOW mortals with THAT much power to be running about, THINKING that he's STRONGER than me! Only I can decide who lives and DIES in this universe; and if YOU were to deliver the 'Coup De Grace' to Radiguet, I could see fit to making YOU the new Pleasure God of Chaos!" Emperor Catton says: "Well, that all depends on YOUR ability to destroy Radiguet; doesn't it? Don't get me wrong; becoming a Chaos God does sound like FUN and all, but there's only so much time ONE like me can have before he becomes BORED by the whole concept of 'Living Forever'. It's HIGHLY over-rated in my honest opinion! I could care LESS whether YOU survive Radiguet's onslaught or not! Just so long as I get MY revenge against Dr. Maniac, and the Power Rangers as well!" Khorne says: "Just SEE that you DO! I'd HATE to have to reveal where it is YOU truly come from! Lest you'd have anyone DISCOVER your...humiliating PAST!" Emperor Catton says: "Rest assured, there will be NO need for that! I'll make SURE your trust in bestowing me the title of 'Emperor', and the ability to absorb the energy from the changes the Power Rangers make; will see ME finally overcome Dr. Maniac ONCE and for all! We're LUCKY that Dr. Maniac is so...PREDICTABLE with his plans! Thanks to HIS brainwashing of Pinkie Pie, Lettuce, Naruto, and FireHawk; they'll waste NO time trying to interfere with MY present! Which, will fit PERFECTLY into our plans! Those Power Rangers have NO idea they are SOWING the seeds of their OWN demise!" Khorne says: "The Power Rangers are of little consequence to me. They are useful tools to us. No more, no less. When they cease to be useful, you can do what you WISH to them for all I care...provided you actually LAST that long!" Emperor Catton chuckles, and he says: "I'll make SURE of that!" Khorne's eyes narrow, and he suspiciously says: "We'll see!" And Khorne's image disappears, and the blank void turns white again. Emperor Catton sighs, and he says: "Boring conversation anyways! I still have an ACE up MY sleeve! Khorne has NO idea FireHawk isn't even BRAINWASHED! Which...will be PERFECT blackmail material...for ME! Oh, well! Time to see what Lettuce has been up to!" Emperor Catton puts his right arm forward, and he says: "Chrono Clock, ACTIVATE!!!!" And a blue, holographic clock shoots forward from his hands, and Emperor Catton says: "Chrono Clock, REWIND!!!!" And sure enough, the hands on the clock REWIND two hours, to 3:26 P.M.! Emperor Catton powers his power down, and he says: "Perfect! I MUCH prefer seeing the action from the beginning!" And Emperor Catton shouts: "Void of time, show me Miami, Florida RIGHT now!" And sure enough, a void opens up to show Lettuce (currently disguised as a human) landing IN Miami, Florida; and he's all dressed up in detective gear! Emperor Catton says: "Interesting MOVE, Dr. Maniac! What are you up to, making Lettuce into a detective?" As if to answer his question, the camera focuses in on Lettuce's actions, and words flash on the screen, and they say: "Miami, Florida; December 31, 1979; 3:26 P.M." Lettuce rubs his head and he looks around, noticing he's in some back alley, and he says: "Someone must have spiked my DRINK last night; I have no idea where I am...come to think of it; I don't even remember WHO I am! Where did I come from, and WHY am I dressed like this?!" Suddenly, a guy bursts out from one of the doors, looking (and sounding) like an older Bob Hoskins before he passed away, and he asks: "Who's making that noise out...YOU!" Lettuce points to himself, and he asks: "Who, me?" The guy says: "Yes, you! You must be the new partner that New York City sent to my department!" Lettuce asks: "New partner?" The guy says: "Look at yourself! You've got the hat, the coat, the pants, the shoes; you even have your own magnifying glass! Oh, forgive my manners! I got so caught up in YOUR appearance, I didn't even introduce myself! I'm Eddie J. Valiant! Former top Toontown Investigative Detective and friend to ALL toons! Are YOU a friend of toons?" Lettuce says: "I'm not sure if I've ever MET one...but if they were GOOD, I'd probably be friends with them! Strange, your name seems...familiar somehow. Like I've heard it SOMEWHERE before!" Eddie says: "Well, I wouldn't doubt that. My legacy IS pretty impressive! But I am getting on in years! I'm looking for someone to learn the tricks of the trade from an old master! To take my place someday! Do YOU think you've got what it takes to do the job?!" Lettuce asks: "Does it pay well?" Eddie says: "In money AND respect!" Lettuce jumps up and he says: "Than I AM your man for the job!" Eddie says: "Good, than come on in, and we can get started on OUR first case!" Lettuce says: "What case is that?" Eddie says: "Security! John Lennon and Yoko Ono are SOMEWHERE in town, and Yoko Ono has called! She's been having these 'Premonitions'. She thinks SOMEONE might try to murder John Lennon after they finish working on their latest album! Not sure who would WANT to do that, but; it's our SWORN duty to make sure NO hunch is uncalled for! We must start our work immediately!" Lettuce says: "Yes, sir!" And the two of them go inside the Police Department! The action switches to Emperor Catton's perspective, and he says: "So, a person who shouldn't ACTUALLY exist in a real timeline, does; John Lennon and Yoko Ono AREN'T where they're SUPPOSED to be, and someone is ALREADY plotting to murder John Lennon? I guess THESE changes are better than nothing! But it's NOT enough! No, no; Dr. Maniac! Let's see WHAT happens when we throw one of MY monsters into the Mix! Garbage Duck, get your STINKY butt here!" A monster warps into the void, looking like a cross between a Duck, and a garbage truck! Garbage Duck says: "My mission is to destroy whoever YOU tell me to destroy; nothing less!" Emperor Catton strokes his chin, and he says: "Good! You know Pop Legend John Lennon? I'm sure you do. Former Beatle, wears glasses; married to 'Yoko Oh No'? You will go down in history as the monster who MURDERED the legend! Make it look like an 'Accident' if you have to; but I want him dead BEFORE the next year is out! He will give you NO trouble, I promise you that! And be sure to take out ANYONE who tries to interfere with your mission; no matter WHO that is!" Garbage Duck says: "Never fear! My mission is to TAKE garbage, whatever it LOOKS like; and DESTROY it! You have my word!" And Garbage Duck warps out of the void! Emperor Catton chuckles to himself, and he says: "Dr. Maniac, you might have gotten the jump on me with YOUR technological prowess! But you will soon find out that when you give someone ENOUGH time, they can find a way to GET revenge on you! You will RUE the day that you crossed, the EMPEROR of the Cat People! Mwa, ha, ha, ha, ha!" / The action shifts again, and words flash on the screen, and they say: "Outer Space, around Queen Beryl's Palace; April 1, 2179; 4:40 P.M." Kaolite is flying around in a space ship, and she says: "The operation went EXACTLY as you planned, Dr. Maniac! Queen Beryl's Youma forces were no match for OUR technological superiority!" Villuy also flies around in a space ship, and she says: "Unfortunately, the Thunder Rangers NEVER showed up! Looks like they DIDN'T take the bait!" Dr. Maniac's voice comes through over the intercom, and he says: "Lousy Omnus and Queen Hedrian! UGH; they're SMARTER than I thought! No matter, we'll simply deal with them at a later time ONCE we have control of Queen Metallia! Now, storm Queen Beryl's Palace with Queen Galaxia! The energy's of Queen Beryl and Abaddon will be a FEAST to Queen Metalia once they are consumed!" Kaolite and Villuy simultaneously say: "Sir, yes sir!" And they take their spaceships, and join the rest of Queen Galaxia's forces, as they begin landing around Queen Beryl's Palace! Inside, Queen Beryl and Abaddon are COWERING behind Queen Beryl's Throne! Abaddon says: "The strike went WORSE than we thought! Our forces didn't even lay a SCRATCH on Queen Galaxia's army!" Queen Beryl says: "This is INCONCEIVABLE! It's almost EXACTLY as though Queen Galaxia knew EXACTLY how to attack us, and how to CRIPPLE our defenses; leaving us with NOTHING! And where in the HECK are Kunzite and Zolsite when you NEED them?!" Kunzite and Zolsite appear right beside them and grab them, and they laugh as they say: "We got you RIGHT where we want you!" Abaddon yells: "TRAITORS!!!!" Kunzite says: "ONLY to you two! Not to our TRUE queen!" Queen Beryl yells: "Let us go right now, or I'll have you both DECAPITATED!!!!" Queen Galaxia says: "I'm sorry, but you no longer have ANY jurisdiction here!" And Queen Galaxia walks towards Queen Beryls' throne, flanked on both sides by Kaolite and Villuy, and preceded by a bunch of STRONGER looking Youma than the ones Queen Beryl used! Abaddon raises one of his arms, preparing to fire, only for Kaolite to say: "Spare your POINTLESS energy! Queen Galaxia's Youma have been given the Vampirus Fruit, a gift from Master Vile himself! The Vampirus Fruit BOOSTS their powers FAR above that of your AVERAGE Youma! They can take YOUR pathetic attack!" Quen Galaxia and her procession stop right in front of Queen Beryl, and Queen Galaxia effortlessly lifts Queen Beryl up by the neck! Queen Galaxia chuckles, and she says: "I'm very disappointed in you, Queen Beryl! I don't think you even DESERVE the title of 'Queen'! Dr. Maniac told me that he practically GIFT-WRAPPED the Power Rangers for you on at least two dozen occasions, and you COULDN'T even dispose of THEM!" Abaddon yells: "You LIE!!!! Dr. Maniac is DEAD!!!! Queen Beryl's Crystal Ball SHOWED us Dr. Maniac being destroyed by a combined Megazord Attack!" Villuy says: "Dr. Maniac is NOT so easily DESTROYED!!!! Or did you not NOTICE that there was a certain PLACE where Dr. Maniac put all FIVE of his Psycho Serum's?!" / And Queen Galaxia waves her hands, and replays a soundless replay of the action that happened on Planet Onyx, which Queen Hedrian manages to intercept! The Thunder Rangers, the elder Battle Fever Rangers, and Queen Beryl all see, that Dr. Maniac places all FIVE Psycho Serums into his HEAD, physically injecting ALL of the formula into his brain! Queen Hedrian says: "So THAT'S how Dr. Maniac cheated death!!!!" / Kunzite says: "As you know, Queen Beryl; the Psycho Serum can BOOST a person's defense; but it can only go SO far! However, I did some research on the matter; and if someone were to place FIVE of those Psycho Serums into his brain at the same time, his BRAIN could survive an attack that destroys the REST of his body; which was Dr. Maniac's intention ALL along!" Zolsite says: "Dr. Maniac HAD hoped to have you destroyed BEFORE he became the MARVELOUS machine that he is now! But since circumstances were beyond his control; he had to...adjust his plans. But you'd know all about that; WOULDN'T you Queen Beryl?" Queen Galaxia says: "YOU were to use the FOUR underlings you were GIVEN to your FULL benefit! One of them were DESTROYED by the Power Rangers, and another you KILLED yourself; because you SOMEHOW correctly guessed that he would turn against you! Well, you were right! And because I'd NEVER want a prediction to be WRONG, I can REVIVE anyone that YOU personally had killed; ESPECIALLY Jaedite!!!!" Queen Beryl yells: "You CAN'T!!!!" Abaddon yells: "You COULDN'T!!!!" Queen Beryl angrily says: "You wouldn't DARE!" Queen Galaxia chuckles, and she says: "Can, could, and definitely WOULD dare! By the dark arts entrusted to me by Master Vile himself, I command the Underworld, bring Jaedite BACK to life!!!!" And lightning shoots forward, and shapes itself into the Star Shape of a Necromancer, and blue flames erupt forth from it, and Jaedite rises forth from the flames! Jaedite chuckles and he says: "To quote a Thin Lizzy song; the BOYS are BACK in town! Now that I'm back with Kunzite and Zolsite, we will PROVE to you how much more efficient we are, at destroying the Power Rangers than YOU ever could have been!" Abaddon says: "You can't trust Jaedite! If he's WILLING to betray Queen Beryl, what makes you think he won't eventually TRY to betray you as well?!" Queen Galaxia mock yawns, and she says: "Oh, don't worry your UGLY little heads about that! Of course, you won't have much longer to worry about anything ANYWAYS! Your efforts to revive Queen Metallia were WOEFULLY inadequate; but your energies might be just the THING to bring Queen Metallia to FULL strength! PITY you won't be able to SEE her destroy the Power Rangers!" Queen Beryl angrily says: "How DARE you!!!!" Jaedite says: "You mean, 'How dare I?' Payback is...well to be honest; YOU, isn't it?! See you in the underworld! Oh, wait! No, I won't, because YOU won't BE there!!!!" And all Queen Beryl and Abaddon can yell is: "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!" As they are zapped with electricity, and zapped into the machine being used for Queen Metallia's revival! Queen Galaxia says: "Thank you for securing me MY new throne! As a reward, I shall turn you into the TRUE Youma's, which Queen Beryl LONG denied you!" And she uses her arms to produce blackish-red energy, and gives WINGS to Jaedite, Kunzite, and Zolsite! Kunzite and Zolsite bow their heads in respect! Kunzite says: "Thank you, our TRUE Queen! We will NOT disappoint you!" Queen Galaxia says: "Oh, you WON'T! I'm SURE you won't!" Zolsite says: "Just noticing, Queen; the machine says that no new energy has been received because of the addition of Queen Beryl and Abaddon! Is the machine malfunctioning?" Kaolite says: "No doubt that Queen Beryl and Abaddon are trying to use all their resources to try to FIGHT against being absorbed! But they can't hold out forever; Queen Metallia will win in the end!" Queen Galaxia says: "Of course she will! Villuy, contact Dr. Maniac at once and tell him Phase One of the plan is complete! He should tell us how to handle the Thunder Rangers and prepare for the eventual mechanization of Core Earth!" Villuy says: "Soon, every last BEING on Core Earth will become machines; whether they WANT to be or NOT! A planet RIPE for the Youma to inhabit, with all our new machine SERVANTS at our WHIM!" / The action shifts to the Command Center, and Alpha 8 says: "So THAT'S what Dr. Maniac's true goal has been this whole time! He's WORSE than Robo Rita!" Omnus says: "I agree! You're just LUCKY Billy kept your blueprints and a back-up file of your memory so that he could rebuild you! Dr. Maniac is just like King Mondo and the Machine Empire before him! What on Core Earth could make a man like Dr. Maniac BE so sick, Sick, SICK?!" Diane raises her hand, and she says: "Omnus, I'm not sure if this has anything to do with anything; but before I became incapacitated by Ego Dracula, a man named Dr. Rick Sanchez pursued a romantic relationship with me. But, I soon found out his TRUE intentions were...less than noble." D.O.G.'s ears raise up in alarm, and he says: "Dr. Rick SANCHEZ?!!! That's the PURELY evil Rick, the man Dr. Maniac USED to be BEFORE he changed his name! My goodness, what did he do?!" Diane turns her head away, and she CRIES into the chest of Dash Drew. Shiro looks at everyone SERIOUSLY, and she says: "He TRIED to sexually ASSAULT her, in the WORST ways possible!" Dash says: "Diane told me she was able to fight him off. But; I'm not sure if Dr. Rick Sanchez took rejection very well, no matter how WELL justified it was!" Queen Hedrian shakes her head, and she says: "Hell hath no fury like a deranged psychopath DENIED his SICK, wanton fantasies!" Krash'ir/Krystal says: "And I thought some of my fellow DEMONS were evil!" Scrappy says: "Most people I know AREN'T like that! Yes, there are SOME sick people like that; but not ALL of them are! We wouldn't be able to HAVE a functioning society if there were!" Coop says: "I have NEVER been more disappointed in a villain's motive, than I am by Dr. Maniac's!" Samson says: "You SAID it! He wants to kill every last biological being on Core Earth and transform them into robots just because ONE woman wouldn't allow him to have his WAY with her?! Boo-hoo-hoo; cry me a RIVER! I had bad luck for at least five seasons...of my life, at Camp Kidney; but you don't see ME freaking out like a JERK and trying to force at least HALF of planet's population into some creepy 'Hand Maid's Tale'; un-fulfillable fantasy for no good reason!" Patsy says: "And me and the REST of the former Squirrel Scouts TRULY appreciate you for that!" Omnus says: "Agreed. Having a relationship with everybody isn't ABOUT being the smartest, the strongest, or the toughest; or being SELFISH about thinking only about what YOU want! It's about being able to CARE about someone else's needs, caring about someone else's health and safety, and trying to leave the world a better place than it was before YOU arrived! And Dr. Maniac, has done NOTHING worthy of being able to HAVE someone be in a relationship with him NOW, or EVER!" Alpha 8 says: "I'd better contact the other Rangers and find out what they're up to!" And Alpha 8 pushes the Command Center's powers to Optimum Efficiency, to communicate across the time rift! A beep is suddenly heard, and Queen Hedrian says: "We've made contact with three of the Rangers! Alpha, you know what to do!" Alpha says: "Right!" And Alpha 8 contacts the Rangers, and he says: "Rangers! Thank GOODNESS the three of YOU are safe!" StarHawk asks: "The THREE of us? Isn't everyone else safe?" Queen Hedrian winces, and she says: "Well...Yes, and no." BlackHawk asks: "What's THAT supposed to mean?!" Omnus says: "Well, from what our initial Internet scan of the area shows, which is VERY hard to come by over the land-line connection; is that all the OTHER Power Rangers bodies are SAFE, but their minds have become altered...somehow." Usagi asks: "But if THEIR minds have become altered, why haven't ours changed as well?" BlackHawk asks: "And where in the HECK are Lettuce and FireHawk?!" Queen Hedrian says: "Apparently, Lettuce and FireHawk didn't even ARRIVE in New York City at ALL! They're somewhere in Miami; as a cop and a drug dealer respectively, no doubt!" Captain Retro patches in, and he says: "That seems about right. Anyways, I think the limo's been fixed up as best as it can be, so I'm coming over to Studio 54, now!" Usagi says: "You won't have to deal with security, than; the way that I did!" Omnus says: "And you three, along with Captain Retro, were protected by your unique natures. Captain Retro, due to his connection with the Dog Deity Clifford; Usagi, with your Cosmorpher; StarHawk, thanks to your possession of the Phantom Ruby; and BlackHawk, thanks to HIS experiences of having to go through the Demon Realm when he was six!" Alpha 8 says: "As to why the other Rangers had their minds changed, we don't know that, yet! But, I promise you, that we WILL find out as soon as we can!" StarHawk says: "All right, keep us posted!" / Dan, who's been quiet until now, asks: "So, what part are we to play in this whole situation?" Omnus says: "Well, we have a puzzle; and I've seen this kind of puzzle before. The question is, how do all the pieces fit together? We've only got some of the picture figured out right now; and if we want to get the right answer, than we need to see the completed picture!" Queen Hedrian says: "I just hope that happens soon, our very present/future is at STAKE!" / The camera shifts back to Miami, Florida in the past, which is noted by words flashing on the screen which says: "Miami, Florida; December 31, 1979; 3:33 P.M." We see the inside of a recording booth, and in it, John Lennon and Yoko Ono are adding in their vocals to the pre-recorded instruments, to sing their eventual hit song: "Just Like Starting Over". John Lennon sings: "Our life together, is so precious together. We have grown - we have grown. Although our love is still special, let's take our chance and fly away somewhere alone. It's been so long since we took the time. No-one's to blame, I know time flies so quickly. But when I see you darling, it's like we both are falling in love again; it'll be just like starting over - starting over! Everyday we used to make it love. Why can't we be making love nice and easy? It's time to spread our wings and fly, don't let another day go by my love. It'll be just like starting over - starting over! Why don't we take off alone? Take a trip somewhere far, far away. We'll be together all alone again; like we used to in the early days. Well, well, darling; it's been so long since we took the time. No-one's to blame, I know time flies so quickly. But when I see you darling. It's like we both are falling in love again; it'll be just like starting over - starting over. Our life together is so precious together. We have grown - we have grown. Although our love is still special; let's take a chance and fly away somewhere...alone. Starting over! Starting over!" / And the tape recorder stops, and Yoko Ono (who sounds surprisingly LESS like Yoko Ono and more like Lucy Liu doing her best impression of Yoko Ono), says: "Well, I'd say that will be a top ten hit next year; won't it?" John Lennon says: "I'm sure it will, honey. But what I don't understand is WHY you suggested we record HERE? Why not stay in New York City, which is familiar to us?" Yoko Ono says: "Because BOTH George Harrison and I had a FRIGHTENING premonition! We DREAMED that somebody SHOT you!" John Lennon asks: "Shot me? Who would WANT to SHOOT me?!" Yoko Ono says: "If either of us KNEW that, we wouldn't have needed to hire detectives to look into the matter on such short notice! We're just lucky George Harrison was able to come on such short notice to look after Sean while we record Double Fantasy". John Lennon says: "Yeah, good old George. I was just thinking, if Double Fantasy does well; why don't I go on tour with The Beatles again?" Yoko asks: "After what YOU said about Paul in that song of yours; 'How Do You Sleep'?!" John says: "Yoko, you weren't THERE for the truly hectic days of The Beatles; always running around and straining to hear yourself over MILLIONS of girls! You know, Paul and I both DREAMED of making The Beatles into the GREATEST rock and roll band in the entire world...I just never thought we would succeed as well as we did! And...after Brian Epstein died, we allowed our egos to get in the way, and we all said and did things we wouldn't have said had we had good management to keep our egos in control. But, I don't think Paul McCartney's Wings are going to last much longer as a band. George Harrison WANTS to make a new album with the rest of us again. And Ringo? He'd be HAPPY just to drum with us again! *I mean, the 1970's have been such a DRAG, haven't they? Let's try to make the 1980's a little better! Besides, I've been INSPIRED to get back into music again thanks to The B-52's!"* Yoko Ono says: "I don't know WHAT'S so special about The B-52's; none of the women are even ASIAN, and they ONLY have the one album!" John Lennon says: "For now. I'm SURE they'll create more! Besides, it's all about the inspirational process! The Beatles 'Rubber Soul' influenced Beach Boys 'Pet Sounds', which in turn, influenced The Beatles 'Seargent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band'. The more we can make albums like that, the more happy it will make the rest of the world! That's what being a musician is all about, isn't it?" Yoko Ono says: "You know; you're right. And I just want to state, for the record; I NEVER intended to come between YOU and the rest of The Beatles!" John Lennon says: "Don't pay attention to the rest of the critics! You NEVER broke up The Beatles! Time broke up The Beatles, our EGOS broke up The Beatles! Really, The Beatles broke up The Beatles! And time can also put us back together!" Yoko Ono says: "I certainly would like to see that, and see you spending many more years together with me!" John Lennon says: "I certainly don't have any plans on going anywhere!" / Meanwhile, outside of the Miami, Florida recording studio; a familiar blond haired man, known as Mark David Chapman, is seen lurking outside the Miami, Florida recording studio. He has a gun, and a communications device in his ear! Suddenly Dr. Maniac speaks into the device, and his voice asks: "Are you in place?!" Mark nervously says: "Yes, but; this doesn't FEEL right! I shouldn't BE here! I should be in New York City, reading 'Catcher In The Rye', just like--." Dr. Maniac yells: "I don't CARE whatever anyone ELSE wanted you to do! I WANT John Lennon to DIE, right here and now! Besides, you WANT to impress Jodie Foster; don't you?!" Mark says: "She's STILL underage! Besides, what interest would I have in Jodie Foster?" Dr. Maniac yells: "IRRELEVANT! You want a piece of immortality? This is your ONLY way to get it! Now, have John Lennon SHOT, and FOREVER be the HEARTLESS KILLER you were BORN to be!" Garbage Duck says: "That's NOT going to happen!" Mark looks at Garbage Duck, and says: "Who, or WHAT are you?!" Garbage Duck says: "Emperor Anton WARNED me that Dr. Maniac would try to send YOU here; all because Diane Martin used John Lennon's music to INSPIRE her to beat HIM off!" Dr. Maniac screams: "Diane was rightfully MINE!!!! MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE!!!! And if I CAN'T have John Lennon killed, I will KILL EVERYONE on this MISERABLE planet, and it will be ALL HER FAULT!!!! Is THAT what YOU and Emperor Anton WANT?!!!" Garbage Duck says: "That logic WON'T work on me, because even if you HAD your way with Diane Martin, something ELSE would've set YOU off with the SICK mindset YOU have! And besides, the other Power Rangers are GOING to release Emperor Anton so that he can HAVE his revenge against you, so I wouldn't count on seeing YOUR dreams fulfilled; now or EVER!!!!" Mark asks: "What does any of THIS have to do with me?!" Garbage Duck says: "Practically NOTHING! You're just a pawn in Dr. Maniac's schemes! And even if you weren't; somebody ELSE would've wanted YOU to shoot John Lennon for their OWN purposes! However, Emperor Anton won't be having that; not THIS time! And since you LIKE 'Catcher In The Rye' so much; I've got a book INSIDE of ME that I think you'll LIKE!!!!" And Garbage Duck opens his mouth, and shoots out a FLAMING copy of the book, 'Catcher In The Rye', and it shoots RIGHT through Mark David Chapman's chest! All Mark David Chapman can say is: "Somehow...in a cosmic sort of way...I think I probably DESERVE this..." And he falls over dead! Dr. Maniac, from the still function communication device yells: "Get up! Get UP!!!! Get UP, you WORTHLESS sack of meat and BONES!!!! UGH!!!! That's what I GET for entrusting a MORTAL to do SOMETHING right! Mortals can't do ANYTHING RIGHT!!!!" Garbage Duck picks up the Communications Device, and talks into it and says: "You would KNOW, wouldn't you? Seeing as you USED to be MORTAL yourself!" Dr. Maniac threateningly says: "You TELL Emperor Anton, that when I see him AGAIN; I'm going to TAKE the gun that SHOT John Lennon, and SHOVE it down HIS--!" But Dr. Maniac NEVER gets to finish his thought, because Garbage Duck BREAKS the Communications Device, and stuffs it down his throat! Garbage Duck says: "A little obsolete for my tastes, but it's STILL a good snack!" Than he hears a cop car siren, and he says: "Someone's coming! I better hide!" And Garbage Duck transforms himself, into looking like an out of service Garbage Truck! Lettuce and Eddie Valiant soon arrive at the Recording Studio, where John Lennon and Yoko Ono rush out! Yoko asks: "What was THAT sound?! It sounded like SOMETHING hit the wall!" Lettuce looks at the scene of the deposed Mark David Chapman, and he says: "I don't know WHY, but I think that guy looks FAMILIAR to me!" All four of them look at the deceased Mark David Chapman, and suddenly, John Lennon starts CRYING! Eddie asks: "John, what's wrong?" John wipes his tears, and he says: "I don't know. I'm...crying, and I don't know why." Lettuce looks at the scene, and he notices something! Lettuce says: "He had a GUN on him!" Eddie says: "Better put on my protective gloves!" He does so, and he picks up the gun, and opens it up, and it's FULLY loaded! Eddie says: "This man was intending to use this gun for SOMETHING, and I DON'T mean BIRD hunting!" Lettuce says: "But it looks like SOMEONE, or SOMETHING; got to him first!" Eddie picks up the burnt copy of 'Catcher In the Rye', and sizes it up to the hole in Mark's chest. Eddie says: "It's a PERFECT fit! Somehow, someone was able to put FIRE onto this book, and fire it at such a velocity, it shot clean THROUGH this Man's body! I don't think a SINGLE vital organ was missed!" Yoko Ono says: "EW, I guess Happiness really ISN'T a Warm Gun; is it?!" John Lennon gets disgusted, and he says: "Don't REMIND me! I can't BELIEVE I was EVER in such a mood to record THAT song, even if I DID write it!" Eddie says: "We ALL make mistakes, John. For instance, I once made a HORRIBLE mistake of hating every SINGLE toon, just because ONE of them killed my brother!" Lettuce asks: "A TOON killed your brother?! That's terrible!" Eddie sighs, and says: "Piano on the head. Funny for toons, DEADLY for humans! But, I eventually realized something. Hating an entire GROUP of people, or Toons, just because of something ONE of them did; doesn't make YOU feel any better, and it doesn't CHANGE what happened! You have to learn to make peace with what happens to you. That's the ONLY way you can move on, and become a better person, OR Toon!" Garbage Duck says: "How about becoming a BETTER piece of Garbage?!" Yoko asks: "Who SAID THAT?!!!" Garbage Duck transforms back into his monster self, and he says: "I did! Listen up! Only John Lennon NEEDS to die today! Just STEP away from him and NOBODY else gets hurt!" Eddie says: "Are you ANOTHER deranged Toon?! Judge Doom didn't scare or STOP me; you can't and won't, EITHER!!!!" Garbage Duck says: "It matters little to YOU, what I am! And maybe I CAN'T scare you, but I WILL stop you! And if not the EASY way, than it's going to be the HARD way!" Suddenly, Lettuce's communicator activates: "Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!" John Lennon asks: "Is that a WATCH?!" Yoko says: "No watch I know of makes a sound like that!" Lettuce pushes a button, and Captain Retro speaks through the communicator: "Lettuce, don't hang up!" Lettuce asks: "Who are you, WHERE are you, and how do you know MY name when I don't?!" Captain Retro says: "I don't have time to explain any of that now! You're just going to have to TRUST me! You know those bracelets you're WEARING on your arms?" Lettuce pulls back his detective shirt, and notices the Morpher he's wearing! Lettuce asks: "This ISN'T just a fashion accesory?!" Captain Retro says: "It's a morpher that will give you power! John Lennon can NOT die here and now, you have to USE your morpher to save him!" Lettuce asks: "How do I do that?" Captain Retro says: "By slapping the two bracelets together, and saying; 'It's Morphing Time, Power of Jupiter; LIGHTNING!!!!" Lettuce says: "I'll give it a shot! It's MORPHING TIME!" / Lettuce says: "Power of Jupiter, LIGHTNING!!" Lettuce notices his morphed appearance, and he says: "Wow! This feels powerful!" Eddie says: "You just CHANGED spontaneously! Are YOU a Toon, to?" Lettuce says: "I'm not sure WHAT I am! But I know that I'm GOING to SAVE John Lennon!" Garbage Duck says: "You think MORPHING is going to change anything? You'll only last five more seconds even WITH your morphed powers! That's why I didn't even BOTHER trying to attack you while you were talking! At least, this way will be MORE interesting for me! Now, why don't you worry about saving YOURSELF?! Emperor Anton says he picked up THIS spell by looking into the FUTURE, from a villain named Robo Rita, and this spell won't leave a TRACE of you behind!!!!" And Garbage Duck shoots out a VERY powerful, black beam super fast; and in slow motion, Yoko Ono reacts, and says: "Lettuce, look out!!!!" And Yoko PUSHES Lettuce out of the way, only to get HIT with the beam HERSELF, and she's pushed into the wall with the deceased Mark David Chapman, and they BOTH disintegrate into nothingness! John shouts: "NO!!!! Yoko!!!!" Eddie yells: "You're going to PAY for that!" Garbage Duck says: "Doubtful! And while I can only perform THAT spell once, I have OTHER tricks at my disposal!" Eddie says: "As a GOOD cop, I don't LIKE to use fire-arms; but since you've left me with no OTHER viable option! I WILL!!!!" And Eddie shoots his gun at Garbage Duck, but being a part truck with a super tough hide, the bullets just HARMLESSLY impact his chest, and fall off; looking really dented! Eddie says: "You didn't even dodge or FLINCH! This is WORSE than I thought!" Garbage Duck says: "And here I thought COPS were supposed to be tough! But you bombed WORSE than Ed Wood's 'Plan 9 From Outer Space'! Speaking of BOMBS..." Eddie's face blanches, and he says: "I know what's coming! Get John Lennon OUT of here!" Lettuce says: "But I--." Eddie yells: "Go, NOW!!!!" Lettuce turns to John Lennon, and he says: "RUN!!!!" And they run as fast as they can, and sure enough, Garbage Duck fires OUT a bomb, and fires it towards Eddie J. Valiant! Lettuce and John Lennon turn back to the explosion, and John Lennon asks: "WHY are so many people or THINGS trying to KILL me today?! I'm a NICE guy!" Garbage Duck walks out of the flames, and he says: "You weren't always though. The way you neglected your FIRST wife and child, BARELY spending ANY time with them? Tsk, tsk. You weren't WINNING any 'Father And/Or Husband Of The Year' Awards with them!" Lettuce angrily says: "And THAT gives YOU license to try to MURDER a man who sang 'Imagine'?! Well, why don't YOU IMAGINE me, kicking your BUTT?!!!" And suddenly, Lettuce SOMEHOW powers up even more, as a battlizer, based on his old Triceratops Power, suddenly appears around him! Omnus' voice comes over the communicator, and he asks: "How is THIS possible?! Radiguet's involvement in the Chaos Realm should've rendered Lettuce's access to his OLD Triceratops' power impossible!" Queen Hedrian says: "Because he's in the PAST! Radiguet hasn't DONE it yet, so his old Triceratops' powers can ADD onto his current powers!" Lettuce says: "I don't know who's talking, but I like what's happened! So, Garbage Duck; you like FIRE-ARMS?! Well, I like the kind of Fire Arm you ONLY have to fire ONCE! Thunder Slinger, Super CHARGE!!!!" And Garbage Duck says: "Oh, NO!!!!" And the impact hits, and Garbage Duck says: "Forgive me, Emperor Anton! John Lennon...still lives!" And Garbage Duck falls down, and explodes! Lettuce says: "Power down!" Omnus says: "Well, I'll be! Lettuce destroyed that monster all by himself!" Queen Hedrian says: "I guess all that training with Captain Retro and Windsor payed off!" Lettuce demorphs, and John Lennon says: "That was BRILLIANT! You...saved my life. I...don't know how I'm going to repay you!" Lettuce says: "You don't need to. Just...don't tell anybody I can DO that! I have to keep my identity secret! I'm...just sorry I had to USE a fire arm to save your life. It...seems kind of hypocritical." John sighs, and he says: "First off, don't worry about it. I mean, who WOULD believe me even if I TOLD anybody? And secondly, I know that wasn't ideal, but you have to do what you must in order to save the day, don't you?" Lettuce's eyes widen, and he says: "Oh, no!" Lettuce rushes back to where Eddie is, but he's VERY charred, and very burnt, and NOT in a cartoon-like manner! Lettuce yells: "Eddie! Please! Don't DIE on me Eddie! This CAN'T be the end of YOUR story...of your life!" Eddie coughs, and he says: "I...don't even have the strength to stand up! Lettuce, I don't know WHO or what you are; but you displayed tremendous courage saving John Lennon today!" Lettuce cries: "It wasn't ENOUGH! I...should've been able to save you AND Yoko Ono, to!" Eddie coughs, and he says: "Lettuce, some of don't GET to choose WHEN we leave; all we can do is to love the people we love WHEN we are together, and forgive one each other when we make mistakes! My...time may be ending. But you still have MUCH more time, to be the hero I know you can be!" Lettuce says: "What should I do?" Eddie says: "In my office, I kept a diary! Hack, cough, cough, cough! In it, I wrote down ALL the tricks and techniques a detective can use, to save the day! Some of them, are Toon techniques. So, you should hire a toon, to become your NEW partner...hack; cough, cough, cough!" Lettuce says: "Eddie, don't LEAVE me!" Eddie says: "The ones you love...will always...be in your memory. Even if you can't see us, you can always remember us. Our time together...was short, but I wouldn't change it, for...anything..." And Eddie FINALLY succumbs to his injuries, and dies. John walks forward, and he says: "I'm sorry for your loss, and mine; to." Lettuce asks: "What are you going to do? Your son, Sean; he...needs a mother." John sighs, and he says: "It won't be easy. But, maybe I can try reconciling with Cynthia. Surely she wouldn't turn Sean out. And as for me, I need a little help from my friends. And, I know YOU have friends who are looking out for YOU, to!" Lettuce says: "You're right! They MUST be friends! Otherwise, they wouldn't have helped me! And, maybe I can FIGURE a way to access those Battlizer powers again!" John says: "I'm sure you will...whatever a Battlizer, is!" Lettuce says: "That word...just felt right, to describe what it is I morphed into! You...better get back to your hotel and take care of Sean. I gotta get back to the Detective's Office! I'm going to have a VERY hard Detective's Report to fill out!" / The screen changes to a cemetary in Miami, Florida, and words flash on the screen which say: "Cemetery, in Miami, Florida; January 1, 1980; 12:57 P.M." Token caskets for the gravestones of Mark David Chapman and Yoko Ono Lennon, are lowered into their respective graves. John Lennon, Julian Lennon, Cynthia, Sean, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr are in attendance at the funeral; while a procession of Toons have turned out for Eddie J. Valiant's funeral, including Roger and Jessica Rabbit. And who of ALL people, should be singing AT the funeral, except Paul McCartney?! Paul sings: "When you were young and your heart was an open book, you used to say live and let live. (You know you did, you know you did, you know you did). But if this ever changing world in which we're living, makes you give in and cry, say live and let die. (Live and let die). Live and let die, let it die. (Live and let die). You used to say live and let live. (You know you did, you know you did, you know you did). But if this ever changing world in which we're living, makes you give in and cry. Say live and let die. (Live and let die). Yeah, live and let die, let it die. (Live and let die)." Everyone claps at the song, and Paul steps off the podium, and Lettuce gets on and speaks into the microphone. Lettuce says: "First off, I'd like to thank the Toon friends of Eddie J. Valiant, for using the 'Acme Instant Hole' Traveling Service to get the other members of The Beatles here on such short notice. And...I didn't know Eddie Valiant that well. I wish I did. He was a friend to toons, a good detective, a great brother, and had a loving wife and son. And Yoko...a lot of us have said things about her that we wish we hadn't. Some of us...blamed her for the break-up of The Beatles, and that wasn't fair to her. I know...that NONE of us wished that this is what it would take for The Beatles to get back together, or that we would have to end the 1970's with such a senseless death. But if it weren't for Yoko Ono, I wouldn't be here right now. Eddie once told me that some of us don't get to choose when our time ends, or how it ends. All we can do, is to choose to love each other as long as where together. And I promise, with my new partner Bonkers D. Bobcat; we will work together to END the senseless gun violence that took away the lives of Yoko Ono, Mark David Chapman, and Eddie J. Valiant, and work together, to make a safer environment for EVERYONE! Men, women, children, Toons, Whites, Asians, African-Americans, and any other ethnicity and race out there, should be able to feel safe and secure in the freedom that America can provide. Our founding fathers, did NOT write the Second Amendment with THESE kinds of fire arms in mind! How COULD they?! Our Constitution, is a living document! And it can be changed if there's a good reason to do so! It won't be easy! But I know with all of your support, and everyone else's support; we can stop such senseless violence now, AND in the future! And THAT'S a future, I know that MOST of us want to work towards, AND live in!" And everyone cheers in applause, as Lettuce steps off the podium! Bonkers says: "That was a great speech, partner! And, I just want to say, I'm glad you hired me on such short notice!" Lettuce says: "You were the only Toon that APPLIED for the job! Sure, you don't technically HAVE the qualifications right NOW; but I KNOW we can learn them together!" Bonkers says: "Just one question, why did you say FIREARMS killed them? That's...not how they actually died!" Lettuce says: "Well, it would've been a little HARD, and a little ALARMING to tell people how they REALLY died! At least this way, they can ACCEPT how they died, and be able to move on and heal!" Bonkers asks: "What happens with John Lennon, and the other Beatles? Are they going to get back together?" Lettuce says: "I couldn't say. All I know is, the answer will be revealed in time. ONLY in time." To Be Continued... / *Actual quote attributed to John Lennon in our time line, as well.* /

Via Netflix, I FINALLY saw "Minions: The Rise Of Gru"; very good music and VERY good acting performances! In movie theaters, I saw the documentaries "What The Hell Happened To Blood, Sweat, & Tears?"; and "Little Richard's I Am Everything". NEVER would've guessed the kind of trauma that Blood, Sweat, & Tears had to go through, or the emotional pain Little Richard had to go through most of his life. All three movies are good in their own way, I highly recommend watching them if you have the opportunity to do so. Enough said, true believers!

While I personally disagree with Patrick taking an Invitation that wasn't really MEANT for him, it probably WAS the only way that Patrick was ever going to find out that King Neptune was holding a Ball! In order to look prestigious enough for the Ball, Patrick uses his Time Door Closet, so he and his family can go history shopping! Bunny dresses up like an Egyptian Pharaoh, Squidina looks like a Princess from the Middle Ages, Patrick looks like an aquatic version of King Louis XIV, GrandPat looks like a German Kaiser from World War I, and Cecil looks like David Lee Roth from the early 1980's! Although they certainly TRY to act the part of high society, their actions inevitably give them away! Bunny's Egyptian Head Dress Snake is ALIVE, and eats a LIVE Fur Stole! Squidina keeps TRYING to tell the Radio D.J. how to get a better sound; but BECAUSE she's only a kid, the Radio D.J. won't listen to her! Patrick won't EAT the way everyone else is eating, GrandPat is somehow ABLE to bring all the wall trophies BACK to live; since hunting them would be more interesting than merely LISTENING to the old geezers TALK about their hunting stories, and Cecil accidentally gets STUCK in a piano! Eventually Lady Upturn manages to get into the Ball and EXPOSES them...only for King Neptune to reveal that he's ACTUALLY Patrick's BIGGEST fan, and ENJOYS all of his antics! So, they decide to move the party to the Star Family's house! And, to throw Lady Upturn a bone, she DOES manage to get into this party; albeit as a plus one of Tinkle's. I guess I'd give this episode a 9.5 out of 10. Enough said, true believers!

Well, it was only a matter of time before "The Patrick Star Show" (in universe), gained the recognition of some businesses in Bikini Bottom! Both Mr. Krabs and Plankton decide to advertise on their show, in order to gain more eaters! Never one to turn down money, Patrick and Squidina decide to compromise, and let Mr. Krabs and Plankton take TURNS sponsoring the show! However, Mr. Krabs and Plankton CAN'T resist taking EVERY opportunity they can to fight with each other, and sabotage each other's efforts! Mr. Krabs' space Krabby Patty adventure was pretty impressive, but Plankton's adventure with Pat the Hapless left a LOT to be desired! However, both Mr. Krabs and Plankton composed some pretty good songs (or what we got to hear of them!) However, they're so BUSY trying to make a show, they completely FORGET about their restaurants...which Patrick and Squidina decide to take advantage of! Patrick and Squidina decide to sell Jelly on Rocks for $4; and Bikini Bottom citizens are SO desperate to eat, they actually BUY them! Thankfully, Patrick actually displays some GOOD business sense; by saying that his restaurant can not be held legally responsible for broken teeth! I guess I'd give this episode a 9.5 out of 10. Enough said, true believers!

I never expected this show to reference "2001: A Space Odyssey." And not only once, but twice! First with the scene with the giant black monolith while "Also Sprach Zathrusa" plays in the background; than a scene where "The Blue Danube" musical piece plays in the background! I personally believe that Cave Pat, is the SAME Patar who is friends with Spongegar! Cave Pat invents slapstick (or at least, a primitive form of it), as he shows a crude, cave animation of Sir Urchin getting hit with various objects by his so-called friend. Than, it's time to eat breakfast! But because Cave Pat's sister, Cave Squidina is ALREADY an evolved, clean, neat freak; Cave Pat has no breakfast to eat at home! So, he decides to go hunting...for primitive Goofy Goober Ice Cream! But he's beaten to it by a GIGANTIC, dinosaur version of Bubble Bass! Cave Pat than decides to go visit Grandpat, to see if HE has any food! Apparently, Grandpat even REMEMBERS being a single celled organism! I never expected to see "Pac-Man" be referenced in this show! And Grandpat LITERALLY forced himself to evolve, in order to stay on top of the food chain! Than, Cave Pat discovers that Cave Granny Tentacles has a POOL...of Famous Tar Pits! Now, normally; I'm against characters getting eaten, but because Cave Granny Tentacles was a JERK WAD who ALLOWED the Cave Star Family to get stuck in her tar pits and didn't even TRY to save them and LAUGHED at them, she DESERVED to get eaten by Dinosaur Bubble Bass! Somehow, the Cave Star Family MANAGED to survive for thousands of years WITHOUT food in the tar pits, but they're put on display in a museum; where they're discovered by the MODERN Star Family! Grandpat frees himself and joins the modern Star Family, thankful that the modern Stars are nowhere NEAR as dumb as the Cave Star Family...only for them to all get quickly stuck in gum! If the episode had ended there, the episode would've gotten a 9.9 out of 10. But because Maxwell Atoms had to get WEIRD and show the skeleton of Dinosaur Bubble Bass chewing them up and blowing a giant bubble, the episode gets a 9.5 out of 10. Enough said, true believers!

According to this episode, Grandpat WASN'T born around the time of the dinosaurs, he was a kid in the 1920's (albeit a kid who SOMEHOW had a beard), and his hair (for those who aren't aware or didn't know before), is modeled after Alfalfa, a kid on "The Little Rascals", which this episode is a parody of. Grandpat is (naturally) disgusted by the fact that Patrick wastes his time watching The Stoplight Channel (although it would STILL be a better use of time than watching "Teen Titans Go!") So Grandpat wrecks the TV so he can tell Patrick about his childhood! However, Patrick is only INTERESTED in watching stuff and NOT listening to it; so Patrick decides to go back in time to the 1920's, and he finds Grandpat and some of his friends as kids! Now, with the exception of Granny Tentacles and Old Man Walker (who is finally given the first name of Hoops), I'm sure that Mrs. Puff and Mr. Krabs (as kids) are supposed to be Mrs. Puff's mother and Mr. Krab's father respectively. In any case, when Patrick is given the black and white make-over, Grandpat and his friends try to show Patrick how to kick the can (in an homage to a very famous episode of "The Twilight Zone"), only for the can to go into Old Man Jenkins' house! One by one, the kids get ejected out of the house until only Grandpat and Patrick are left! They find out that the reason Old Man Jenkin's house seems haunted, is because Old Man Jenkins doesn't want the authorities to find out that he's secretly making and hoarding Prohibition Era Ice Cream (nice continuity reference, by the way!) In return for Grandpat and Patrick helping keep Old Man Jenkin's Ice Cream making a secret, Grandpat and his friends demand a small cut of his ice cream for as long as Prohibition is in place. And when Patrick goes back to his own time, he actually DOES learn something; having real life adventures ARE more fun than JUST watching television all the time! I'd give this episode a 9.9 out of 10. Enough said, true believers!

A lot...has happened since the last time I wrote. But, since this next episode is a little long, let's just get right into it! / (Cold Open) Words flash on the screen, and they say: "Coastal Falls, California. Present Day, April 1st, 2179; 4:34 P.M." From the perspective of the Thunder Rangers, the older Battle Fever Power Rangers, and everyone else, it's only been a few minutes since the main Power Rangers have entered into the Time Portal to go back in time to the 1980's. D.O.G., turns around, and he asks Omnus: "What I don't understand is, why couldn't WE have gone back in time to help Captain Retro and the others?" Omnus says: "In the first place, YOU and Krash'ir were already ALIVE back than! We couldn't run the risk of you accidentally running INTO yourselves and causing a temporal paradox!" Alpha 8 says: "And secondly, you KNOW that we need to have a Ranger presence here; just in case Queen Beryl or someone ELSE decides to start something!" Patsy says: "I highly doubt THAT'S going to happen! From MY experience, the 'MAIN characters always end up doing EVERYTHING'; and I've CERTAINLY never done enough things in MY life to qualify as a 'Main character'!" And at that moment, the alarm in the Command Center goes off! Queen Hedrian says: "Oh, why can't ANYONE ever have an 'OFF' day anymore?!" Coop groans, and he says: "PLEASE tell me that what I think IS happening; isn't happening!" Krash'ir (stuck in her Krystal form), turns on the Viewing Globe, and she says: "I'm afraid it isn't good! Some...blonde haired alien human has a gigantic squadron ATTACKING Queen Beryl's compound!" Omnus says: "That's Queen Galaxia and her cohorts! But by all rights, they shouldn't BE here at THIS time, at this place!" Coop says: "I TOLD you NOT to TELL me that!" Samson says: "Well, that's NOT going to change the fact that they are! What should we do?" (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Omnus says: "It seems like Captain Retro is contacting us! Alpha 8, patch him through immediately!" Alpha 8 says: "Yes, of course!" And Captain Retro's voice comes in, and he says: "Omnus, I'm in a bit of a situation here!" Alpha 8 says: "WE'RE in a situation in OUR time, to! Queen Beryl's PALACE is being ATTACKED!" The other Rangers hear screeching and honking in Captain Retro's reception, and Captain Retro yells: "WHAT?! By WHOM?!!!" Omnus sighs, and he says: "Queen Galaxia, summoned by Dr. Maniac himself; PURELY to secure Queen Metalia out of SPITE against his former employer!" Captain Retro says: "By all rights, Queen Galaxia SHOULDN'T be involved in this! Dr. Maniac must be planning something TRULY diabolic in relation to the Nazi realm!" Queen Hedrian says: "He's HARDLY the only interested party! I over-heard Kaolite and Villuy talking with Queen Galaxia on my PRIVATE Pirate radio! Let's you hear ANY frequency, ESPECIALLY yours! Anyways, they're SIPHONING the energy that Dr. Maniac is using from his Wormhole Creator, to create a rift to access the Nazi realm! They're GOING to get RID of all the leaders there, and infect ANY remaining Nazi's, in order to have them be POSSESSED by Youma's!" The other Rangers hear MORE screeching, and Captain Retro says: "Well, just have the Thunder Rangers deal with it until we're able to come back! Speaking of, where are the OTHER Power Rangers?! None of them have contacted me!" Alpha 8 says: "I HATE it that you're asking me that! You KNOW we get HORRIBLE Internet reception for anything that happens PRE 1981!" Captain Retro says: "Than you better hurry up and FIND someone! I have to PARK this limo!" Queen Hedrian says: "I didn't even KNOW you can drive!" Captain Retro says: "I'm NOT supposed to! I only HAVE my DRIVER'S permit, and I NEVER envisioned myself having to make my WAY, through such INSANE New York traffic! At least I've finally FOUND a parking lot! You would THINK New York City, even in 1979, would put their parking lots a LOT closer to their important BUILDINGS! At least I'll be able to park, and than I can--." But than, the other Rangers hear laser blasters over Captain Retro's reception! Captain Retro says: "Oh, GREAT! I SO didn't need THIS distraction right now! Well; guess I'll just have to do what I ALWAYS do while playing the arcade version of Cruisin' World released in 1997; drive like CRAZY!!!! I sure hope Diane picked some good DRIVING music!" And the feed between Captain Retro and the others gets cut off. D.O.G., says: "Well, Patsy; it looks like Captain Retro is counting on US, now. Looks like you're going to be a 'Main character' after all. Whatever THAT means!" Scrappy-Doo says: "That means, you'll be needing MY help to, won't you?!" Patsy says: "Well, seeing as how we're SHORT on options otherwise; we do!" Omnus says: "I'm afraid we can't just DIVE into this situation!" Queen Hedrian says: "Why ever not?!" Alpha 8 says: "For all we know, this might be what Dr. Maniac WANTS! To get rid of BOTH Queen Beryl and the Thunder Rangers in one fell swoop!" Omnus says: "And besides; I've only trained the Thunder Rangers for individual battles against monsters! They are not yet ready to fight a war for us! And Coop and Scrappy-Doo specifically, shouldn't ever HAVE to!" Coop says: "Well, we've got to do SOMETHING to protect Core Earth. Don't we? It's what BlackHawk would want us to do." Alpha 8 says: "I'm afraid that at this time, all we can do is WAIT for Queen Galaxia to FINISH attacking Queen Beryl and inevitably supplant her position! By that point, we'll have a better idea on what course of action we should take!" Queen Hedrian sighs and says: "I guess what Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers sang in 1981 is true; 'The waiting IS the hardest part'!" "Back To The 1980's Part III: I Saved John Lennon!" (Dedicated to Jason David Frank and Seymour Stein). When the episode starts proper, words flash on the screen, and they say: "Mysterious Void, Unknown Location; December 31, 1979; 5:26 P.M." We see a big, blank, white void. A colorful, rainbow portal opens into the void, and Emperor Catton steps into it. He walks to the center of the void (even though since he's the only thing INSIDE of it, it's hard to tell WHERE the actual center is), and he looks up to the blank sky, and he shouts: "Chaos God Khorne, show yourself NOW!!!!" The sky darkens to a sinister black, and a red, visual image opens in the sky, and the image of Khorne, the Chaos God himself, appears in it! Khorne hisses with a sinister growl, and he says: "Well, it SEEMS like your hypothesis that Dr. Maniac would come back to YOUR time was indeed, correct! It seems like I was WISE to entrust this IMPORTANT mission to you!" Emperor Catton says: "Rest assurred, your highness; I don't take being TRAPPED in this MISERABLE Time Loop lightly! Always FORCED to live through a WHOLE decade and CHANGE, from December 31, 1979 12:00 A.M., to December 31, 1989 11:59 P.M.; always getting CLOSE to seeing a new decade, but ALWAYS sent back to where I started, all because of that STUPID technological BUG that Dr. Maniac placed within me! And WORST of all, none of the changes that I PERSONALLY make ever wind up making enough of an impact to destroy the bug on my OWN power! Luckily, with these Power Rangers running around; they should provide enough power for me to finally DESTROY the bug within me, and I can go to the Nazi Realm on YOUR behalf!" Khorne says: "And YOU think you would do BETTER ruling that realm, as opposed to Queen Galaxia?" Emperor Catton says: "First off, I DON'T even know who that is! Second, even if I did; it would be irrelevant! Once I gain control of the Nazi Realm, my powers will be GREATER than anything that Dr. Maniac could invent! If Dr. Maniac thought he could DENY me the pleasure of destroying the Power Rangers ONCE and for all, he was WRONG! I plan on repaying his little 'Gift' to me; with DECADES worth of INTEREST!" Khorne says: "Good! Just don't forget YOUR part of the bargain! You will KILL as many as you can in the Nazi Realm ONCE you arrive there! I will NEED the strength to defeat Radiguet once he arrives to try to FIGHT me!" Emperor Catton says: "Radiguet; HE'S the one you warned me about, right?" Khorne says: "The one and the same! He's no ORDINARY mortal if he can imprison T'zeen'etch, and utterly DESTROY Slaneesh! I simply can't ALLOW mortals with THAT much power to be running about, THINKING that he's STRONGER than me! Only I can decide who lives and DIES in this universe; and if YOU were to deliver the 'Coup De Grace' to Radiguet, I could see fit to making YOU the new Pleasure God of Chaos!" Emperor Catton says: "Well, that all depends on YOUR ability to destroy Radiguet; doesn't it? Don't get me wrong; becoming a Chaos God does sound like FUN and all, but there's only so much time ONE like me can have before he becomes BORED by the whole concept of 'Living Forever'. It's HIGHLY over-rated in my honest opinion! I could care LESS whether YOU survive Radiguet's onslaught or not! Just so long as I get MY revenge against Dr. Maniac, and the Power Rangers as well!" Khorne says: "Just SEE that you DO! I'd HATE to have to reveal where it is YOU truly come from! Lest you'd have anyone DISCOVER your...humiliating PAST!" Emperor Catton says: "Rest assured, there will be NO need for that! I'll make SURE your trust in bestowing me the title of 'Emperor', and the ability to absorb the energy from the changes the Power Rangers make; will see ME finally overcome Dr. Maniac ONCE and for all! We're LUCKY that Dr. Maniac is so...PREDICTABLE with his plans! Thanks to HIS brainwashing of Pinkie Pie, Lettuce, Naruto, and FireHawk; they'll waste NO time trying to interfere with MY present! Which, will fit PERFECTLY into our plans! Those Power Rangers have NO idea they are SOWING the seeds of their OWN demise!" Khorne says: "The Power Rangers are of little consequence to me. They are useful tools to us. No more, no less. When they cease to be useful, you can do what you WISH to them for all I care...provided you actually LAST that long!" Emperor Catton chuckles, and he says: "I'll make SURE of that!" Khorne's eyes narrow, and he suspiciously says: "We'll see!" And Khorne's image disappears, and the blank void turns white again. Emperor Catton sighs, and he says: "Boring conversation anyways! I still have an ACE up MY sleeve! Khorne has NO idea FireHawk isn't even BRAINWASHED! Which...will be PERFECT blackmail material...for ME! Oh, well! Time to see what Lettuce has been up to!" Emperor Catton puts his right arm forward, and he says: "Chrono Clock, ACTIVATE!!!!" And a blue, holographic clock shoots forward from his hands, and Emperor Catton says: "Chrono Clock, REWIND!!!!" And sure enough, the hands on the clock REWIND two hours, to 3:26 P.M.! Emperor Catton powers his power down, and he says: "Perfect! I MUCH prefer seeing the action from the beginning!" And Emperor Catton shouts: "Void of time, show me Miami, Florida RIGHT now!" And sure enough, a void opens up to show Lettuce (currently disguised as a human) landing IN Miami, Florida; and he's all dressed up in detective gear! Emperor Catton says: "Interesting MOVE, Dr. Maniac! What are you up to, making Lettuce into a detective?" As if to answer his question, the camera focuses in on Lettuce's actions, and words flash on the screen, and they say: "Miami, Florida; December 31, 1979; 3:26 P.M." Lettuce rubs his head and he looks around, noticing he's in some back alley, and he says: "Someone must have spiked my DRINK last night; I have no idea where I am...come to think of it; I don't even remember WHO I am! Where did I come from, and WHY am I dressed like this?!" Suddenly, a guy bursts out from one of the doors, looking (and sounding) like an older Bob Hoskins before he passed away, and he asks: "Who's making that noise out...YOU!" Lettuce points to himself, and he asks: "Who, me?" The guy says: "Yes, you! You must be the new partner that New York City sent to my department!" Lettuce asks: "New partner?" The guy says: "Look at yourself! You've got the hat, the coat, the pants, the shoes; you even have your own magnifying glass! Oh, forgive my manners! I got so caught up in YOUR appearance, I didn't even introduce myself! I'm Eddie J. Valiant! Former top Toontown Investigative Detective and friend to ALL toons! Are YOU a friend of toons?" Lettuce says: "I'm not sure if I've ever MET one...but if they were GOOD, I'd probably be friends with them! Strange, your name seems...familiar somehow. Like I've heard it SOMEWHERE before!" Eddie says: "Well, I wouldn't doubt that. My legacy IS pretty impressive! But I am getting on in years! I'm looking for someone to learn the tricks of the trade from an old master! To take my place someday! Do YOU think you've got what it takes to do the job?!" Lettuce asks: "Does it pay well?" Eddie says: "In money AND respect!" Lettuce jumps up and he says: "Than I AM your man for the job!" Eddie says: "Good, than come on in, and we can get started on OUR first case!" Lettuce says: "What case is that?" Eddie says: "Security! John Lennon and Yoko Ono are SOMEWHERE in town, and Yoko Ono has called! She's been having these 'Premonitions'. She thinks SOMEONE might try to murder John Lennon after they finish working on their latest album! Not sure who would WANT to do that, but; it's our SWORN duty to make sure NO hunch is uncalled for! We must start our work immediately!" Lettuce says: "Yes, sir!" And the two of them go inside the Police Department! The action switches to Emperor Catton's perspective, and he says: "So, a person who shouldn't ACTUALLY exist in a real timeline, does; John Lennon and Yoko Ono AREN'T where they're SUPPOSED to be, and someone is ALREADY plotting to murder John Lennon? I guess THESE changes are better than nothing! But it's NOT enough! No, no; Dr. Maniac! Let's see WHAT happens when we throw one of MY monsters into the Mix! Garbage Duck, get your STINKY butt here!" A monster warps into the void, looking like a cross between a Duck, and a garbage truck! Garbage Duck says: "My mission is to destroy whoever YOU tell me to destroy; nothing less!" Emperor Catton strokes his chin, and he says: "Good! You know Pop Legend John Lennon? I'm sure you do. Former Beatle, wears glasses; married to 'Yoko Oh No'? You will go down in history as the monster who MURDERED the legend! Make it look like an 'Accident' if you have to; but I want him dead BEFORE the next year is out! He will give you NO trouble, I promise you that! And be sure to take out ANYONE who tries to interfere with your mission; no matter WHO that is!" Garbage Duck says: "Never fear! My mission is to TAKE garbage, whatever it LOOKS like; and DESTROY it! You have my word!" And Garbage Duck warps out of the void! Emperor Catton chuckles to himself, and he says: "Dr. Maniac, you might have gotten the jump on me with YOUR technological prowess! But you will soon find out that when you give someone ENOUGH time, they can find a way to GET revenge on you! You will RUE the day that you crossed, the EMPEROR of the Cat People! Mwa, ha, ha, ha, ha!" / The action shifts again, and words flash on the screen, and they say: "Outer Space, around Queen Beryl's Palace; April 1, 2179; 4:40 P.M." Kaolite is flying around in a space ship, and she says: "The operation went EXACTLY as you planned, Dr. Maniac! Queen Beryl's Youma forces were no match for OUR technological superiority!" Villuy also flies around in a space ship, and she says: "Unfortunately, the Thunder Rangers NEVER showed up! Looks like they DIDN'T take the bait!" Dr. Maniac's voice comes through over the intercom, and he says: "Lousy Omnus and Queen Hedrian! UGH; they're SMARTER than I thought! No matter, we'll simply deal with them at a later time ONCE we have control of Queen Metallia! Now, storm Queen Beryl's Palace with Queen Galaxia! The energy's of Queen Beryl and Abaddon will be a FEAST to Queen Metalia once they are consumed!" Kaolite and Villuy simultaneously say: "Sir, yes sir!" And they take their spaceships, and join the rest of Queen Galaxia's forces, as they begin landing around Queen Beryl's Palace! Inside, Queen Beryl and Abaddon are COWERING behind Queen Beryl's Throne! Abaddon says: "The strike went WORSE than we thought! Our forces didn't even lay a SCRATCH on Queen Galaxia's army!" Queen Beryl says: "This is INCONCEIVABLE! It's almost EXACTLY as though Queen Galaxia knew EXACTLY how to attack us, and how to CRIPPLE our defenses; leaving us with NOTHING! And where in the HECK are Kunzite and Zolsite when you NEED them?!" Kunzite and Zolsite appear right beside them and grab them, and they laugh as they say: "We got you RIGHT where we want you!" Abaddon yells: "TRAITORS!!!!" Kunzite says: "ONLY to you two! Not to our TRUE queen!" Queen Beryl yells: "Let us go right now, or I'll have you both DECAPITATED!!!!" Queen Galaxia says: "I'm sorry, but you no longer have ANY jurisdiction here!" And Queen Galaxia walks towards Queen Beryls' throne, flanked on both sides by Kaolite and Villuy, and preceded by a bunch of STRONGER looking Youma than the ones Queen Beryl used! Abaddon raises one of his arms, preparing to fire, only for Kaolite to say: "Spare your POINTLESS energy! Queen Galaxia's Youma have been given the Vampirus Fruit, a gift from Master Vile himself! The Vampirus Fruit BOOSTS their powers FAR above that of your AVERAGE Youma! They can take YOUR pathetic attack!" Quen Galaxia and her procession stop right in front of Queen Beryl, and Queen Galaxia effortlessly lifts Queen Beryl up by the neck! Queen Galaxia chuckles, and she says: "I'm very disappointed in you, Queen Beryl! I don't think you even DESERVE the title of 'Queen'! Dr. Maniac told me that he practically GIFT-WRAPPED the Power Rangers for you on at least two dozen occasions, and you COULDN'T even dispose of THEM!" Abaddon yells: "You LIE!!!! Dr. Maniac is DEAD!!!! Queen Beryl's Crystal Ball SHOWED us Dr. Maniac being destroyed by a combined Megazord Attack!" Villuy says: "Dr. Maniac is NOT so easily DESTROYED!!!! Or did you not NOTICE that there was a certain PLACE where Dr. Maniac put all FIVE of his Psycho Serum's?!" / And Queen Galaxia waves her hands, and replays a soundless replay of the action that happened on Planet Onyx, which Queen Hedrian manages to intercept! The Thunder Rangers, the elder Battle Fever Rangers, and Queen Beryl all see, that Dr. Maniac places all FIVE Psycho Serums into his HEAD, physically injecting ALL of the formula into his brain! Queen Hedrian says: "So THAT'S how Dr. Maniac cheated death!!!!" / Kunzite says: "As you know, Queen Beryl; the Psycho Serum can BOOST a person's defense; but it can only go SO far! However, I did some research on the matter; and if someone were to place FIVE of those Psycho Serums into his brain at the same time, his BRAIN could survive an attack that destroys the REST of his body; which was Dr. Maniac's intention ALL along!" Zolsite says: "Dr. Maniac HAD hoped to have you destroyed BEFORE he became the MARVELOUS machine that he is now! But since circumstances were beyond his control; he had to...adjust his plans. But you'd know all about that; WOULDN'T you Queen Beryl?" Queen Galaxia says: "YOU were to use the FOUR underlings you were GIVEN to your FULL benefit! One of them were DESTROYED by the Power Rangers, and another you KILLED yourself; because you SOMEHOW correctly guessed that he would turn against you! Well, you were right! And because I'd NEVER want a prediction to be WRONG, I can REVIVE anyone that YOU personally had killed; ESPECIALLY Jaedite!!!!" Queen Beryl yells: "You CAN'T!!!!" Abaddon yells: "You COULDN'T!!!!" Queen Beryl angrily says: "You wouldn't DARE!" Queen Galaxia chuckles, and she says: "Can, could, and definitely WOULD dare! By the dark arts entrusted to me by Master Vile himself, I command the Underworld, bring Jaedite BACK to life!!!!" And lightning shoots forward, and shapes itself into the Star Shape of a Necromancer, and blue flames erupt forth from it, and Jaedite rises forth from the flames! Jaedite chuckles and he says: "To quote a Thin Lizzy song; the BOYS are BACK in town! Now that I'm back with Kunzite and Zolsite, we will PROVE to you how much more efficient we are, at destroying the Power Rangers than YOU ever could have been!" Abaddon says: "You can't trust Jaedite! If he's WILLING to betray Queen Beryl, what makes you think he won't eventually TRY to betray you as well?!" Queen Galaxia mock yawns, and she says: "Oh, don't worry your UGLY little heads about that! Of course, you won't have much longer to worry about anything ANYWAYS! Your efforts to revive Queen Metallia were WOEFULLY inadequate; but your energies might be just the THING to bring Queen Metallia to FULL strength! PITY you won't be able to SEE her destroy the Power Rangers!" Queen Beryl angrily says: "How DARE you!!!!" Jaedite says: "You mean, 'How dare I?' Payback is...well to be honest; YOU, isn't it?! See you in the underworld! Oh, wait! No, I won't, because YOU won't BE there!!!!" And all Queen Beryl and Abaddon can yell is: "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!" As they are zapped with electricity, and zapped into the machine being used for Queen Metallia's revival! Queen Galaxia says: "Thank you for securing me MY new throne! As a reward, I shall turn you into the TRUE Youma's, which Queen Beryl LONG denied you!" And she uses her arms to produce blackish-red energy, and gives WINGS to Jaedite, Kunzite, and Zolsite! Kunzite and Zolsite bow their heads in respect! Kunzite says: "Thank you, our TRUE Queen! We will NOT disappoint you!" Queen Galaxia says: "Oh, you WON'T! I'm SURE you won't!" Zolsite says: "Just noticing, Queen; the machine says that no new energy has been received because of the addition of Queen Beryl and Abaddon! Is the machine malfunctioning?" Kaolite says: "No doubt that Queen Beryl and Abaddon are trying to use all their resources to try to FIGHT against being absorbed! But they can't hold out forever; Queen Metallia will win in the end!" Queen Galaxia says: "Of course she will! Villuy, contact Dr. Maniac at once and tell him Phase One of the plan is complete! He should tell us how to handle the Thunder Rangers and prepare for the eventual mechanization of Core Earth!" Villuy says: "Soon, every last BEING on Core Earth will become machines; whether they WANT to be or NOT! A planet RIPE for the Youma to inhabit, with all our new machine SERVANTS at our WHIM!" / The action shifts to the Command Center, and Alpha 8 says: "So THAT'S what Dr. Maniac's true goal has been this whole time! He's WORSE than Robo Rita!" Omnus says: "I agree! You're just LUCKY Billy kept your blueprints and a back-up file of your memory so that he could rebuild you! Dr. Maniac is just like King Mondo and the Machine Empire before him! What on Core Earth could make a man like Dr. Maniac BE so sick, Sick, SICK?!" Diane raises her hand, and she says: "Omnus, I'm not sure if this has anything to do with anything; but before I became incapacitated by Ego Dracula, a man named Dr. Rick Sanchez pursued a romantic relationship with me. But, I soon found out his TRUE intentions were...less than noble." D.O.G.'s ears raise up in alarm, and he says: "Dr. Rick SANCHEZ?!!! That's the PURELY evil Rick, the man Dr. Maniac USED to be BEFORE he changed his name! My goodness, what did he do?!" Diane turns her head away, and she CRIES into the chest of Dash Drew. Shiro looks at everyone SERIOUSLY, and she says: "He TRIED to sexually ASSAULT her, in the WORST ways possible!" Dash says: "Diane told me she was able to fight him off. But; I'm not sure if Dr. Rick Sanchez took rejection very well, no matter how WELL justified it was!" Queen Hedrian shakes her head, and she says: "Hell hath no fury like a deranged psychopath DENIED his SICK, wanton fantasies!" Krash'ir/Krystal says: "And I thought some of my fellow DEMONS were evil!" Scrappy says: "Most people I know AREN'T like that! Yes, there are SOME sick people like that; but not ALL of them are! We wouldn't be able to HAVE a functioning society if there were!" Coop says: "I have NEVER been more disappointed in a villain's motive, than I am by Dr. Maniac's!" Samson says: "You SAID it! He wants to kill every last biological being on Core Earth and transform them into robots just because ONE woman wouldn't allow him to have his WAY with her?! Boo-hoo-hoo; cry me a RIVER! I had bad luck for at least five seasons...of my life, at Camp Kidney; but you don't see ME freaking out like a JERK and trying to force at least HALF of planet's population into some creepy 'Hand Maid's Tale'; un-fulfillable fantasy for no good reason!" Patsy says: "And me and the REST of the former Squirrel Scouts TRULY appreciate you for that!" Omnus says: "Agreed. Having a relationship with everybody isn't ABOUT being the smartest, the strongest, or the toughest; or being SELFISH about thinking only about what YOU want! It's about being able to CARE about someone else's needs, caring about someone else's health and safety, and trying to leave the world a better place than it was before YOU arrived! And Dr. Maniac, has done NOTHING worthy of being able to HAVE someone be in a relationship with him NOW, or EVER!" Alpha 8 says: "I'd better contact the other Rangers and find out what they're up to!" And Alpha 8 pushes the Command Center's powers to Optimum Efficiency, to communicate across the time rift! A beep is suddenly heard, and Queen Hedrian says: "We've made contact with three of the Rangers! Alpha, you know what to do!" Alpha says: "Right!" And Alpha 8 contacts the Rangers, and he says: "Rangers! Thank GOODNESS the three of YOU are safe!" StarHawk asks: "The THREE of us? Isn't everyone else safe?" Queen Hedrian winces, and she says: "Well...Yes, and no." BlackHawk asks: "What's THAT supposed to mean?!" Omnus says: "Well, from what our initial Internet scan of the area shows, which is VERY hard to come by over the land-line connection; is that all the OTHER Power Rangers bodies are SAFE, but their minds have become altered...somehow." Usagi asks: "But if THEIR minds have become altered, why haven't ours changed as well?" BlackHawk asks: "And where in the HECK are Lettuce and FireHawk?!" Queen Hedrian says: "Apparently, Lettuce and FireHawk didn't even ARRIVE in New York City at ALL! They're somewhere in Miami; as a cop and a drug dealer respectively, no doubt!" Captain Retro patches in, and he says: "That seems about right. Anyways, I think the limo's been fixed up as best as it can be, so I'm coming over to Studio 54, now!" Usagi says: "You won't have to deal with security, than; the way that I did!" Omnus says: "And you three, along with Captain Retro, were protected by your unique natures. Captain Retro, due to his connection with the Dog Deity Clifford; Usagi, with your Cosmorpher; StarHawk, thanks to your possession of the Phantom Ruby; and BlackHawk, thanks to HIS experiences of having to go through the Demon Realm when he was six!" Alpha 8 says: "As to why the other Rangers had their minds changed, we don't know that, yet! But, I promise you, that we WILL find out as soon as we can!" StarHawk says: "All right, keep us posted!" / Dan, who's been quiet until now, asks: "So, what part are we to play in this whole situation?" Omnus says: "Well, we have a puzzle; and I've seen this kind of puzzle before. The question is, how do all the pieces fit together? We've only got some of the picture figured out right now; and if we want to get the right answer, than we need to see the completed picture!" Queen Hedrian says: "I just hope that happens soon, our very present/future is at STAKE!" / The camera shifts back to Miami, Florida in the past, which is noted by words flashing on the screen which says: "Miami, Florida; December 31, 1979; 3:33 P.M." We see the inside of a recording booth, and in it, John Lennon and Yoko Ono are adding in their vocals to the pre-recorded instruments, to sing their eventual hit song: "Just Like Starting Over". John Lennon sings: "Our life together, is so precious together. We have grown - we have grown. Although our love is still special, let's take our chance and fly away somewhere alone. It's been so long since we took the time. No-one's to blame, I know time flies so quickly. But when I see you darling, it's like we both are falling in love again; it'll be just like starting over - starting over! Everyday we used to make it love. Why can't we be making love nice and easy? It's time to spread our wings and fly, don't let another day go by my love. It'll be just like starting over - starting over! Why don't we take off alone? Take a trip somewhere far, far away. We'll be together all alone again; like we used to in the early days. Well, well, darling; it's been so long since we took the time. No-one's to blame, I know time flies so quickly. But when I see you darling. It's like we both are falling in love again; it'll be just like starting over - starting over. Our life together is so precious together. We have grown - we have grown. Although our love is still special; let's take a chance and fly away somewhere...alone. Starting over! Starting over!" / And the tape recorder stops, and Yoko Ono (who sounds surprisingly LESS like Yoko Ono and more like Lucy Liu doing her best impression of Yoko Ono), says: "Well, I'd say that will be a top ten hit next year; won't it?" John Lennon says: "I'm sure it will, honey. But what I don't understand is WHY you suggested we record HERE? Why not stay in New York City, which is familiar to us?" Yoko Ono says: "Because BOTH George Harrison and I had a FRIGHTENING premonition! We DREAMED that somebody SHOT you!" John Lennon asks: "Shot me? Who would WANT to SHOOT me?!" Yoko Ono says: "If either of us KNEW that, we wouldn't have needed to hire detectives to look into the matter on such short notice! We're just lucky George Harrison was able to come on such short notice to look after Sean while we record Double Fantasy". John Lennon says: "Yeah, good old George. I was just thinking, if Double Fantasy does well; why don't I go on tour with The Beatles again?" Yoko asks: "After what YOU said about Paul in that song of yours; 'How Do You Sleep'?!" John says: "Yoko, you weren't THERE for the truly hectic days of The Beatles; always running around and straining to hear yourself over MILLIONS of girls! You know, Paul and I both DREAMED of making The Beatles into the GREATEST rock and roll band in the entire world...I just never thought we would succeed as well as we did! And...after Brian Epstein died, we allowed our egos to get in the way, and we all said and did things we wouldn't have said had we had good management to keep our egos in control. But, I don't think Paul McCartney's Wings are going to last much longer as a band. George Harrison WANTS to make a new album with the rest of us again. And Ringo? He'd be HAPPY just to drum with us again! *I mean, the 1970's have been such a DRAG, haven't they? Let's try to make the 1980's a little better! Besides, I've been INSPIRED to get back into music again thanks to The B-52's!"* Yoko Ono says: "I don't know WHAT'S so special about The B-52's; none of the women are even ASIAN, and they ONLY have the one album!" John Lennon says: "For now. I'm SURE they'll create more! Besides, it's all about the inspirational process! The Beatles 'Rubber Soul' influenced Beach Boys 'Pet Sounds', which in turn, influenced The Beatles 'Seargent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band'. The more we can make albums like that, the more happy it will make the rest of the world! That's what being a musician is all about, isn't it?" Yoko Ono says: "You know; you're right. And I just want to state, for the record; I NEVER intended to come between YOU and the rest of The Beatles!" John Lennon says: "Don't pay attention to the rest of the critics! You NEVER broke up The Beatles! Time broke up The Beatles, our EGOS broke up The Beatles! Really, The Beatles broke up The Beatles! And time can also put us back together!" Yoko Ono says: "I certainly would like to see that, and see you spending many more years together with me!" John Lennon says: "I certainly don't have any plans on going anywhere!" / Meanwhile, outside of the Miami, Florida recording studio; a familiar blond haired man, known as Mark David Chapman, is seen lurking outside the Miami, Florida recording studio. He has a gun, and a communications device in his ear! Suddenly Dr. Maniac speaks into the device, and his voice asks: "Are you in place?!" Mark nervously says: "Yes, but; this doesn't FEEL right! I shouldn't BE here! I should be in New York City, reading 'Catcher In The Rye', just like--." Dr. Maniac yells: "I don't CARE whatever anyone ELSE wanted you to do! I WANT John Lennon to DIE, right here and now! Besides, you WANT to impress Jodie Foster; don't you?!" Mark says: "She's STILL underage! Besides, what interest would I have in Jodie Foster?" Dr. Maniac yells: "IRRELEVANT! You want a piece of immortality? This is your ONLY way to get it! Now, have John Lennon SHOT, and FOREVER be the HEARTLESS KILLER you were BORN to be!" Garbage Duck says: "That's NOT going to happen!" Mark looks at Garbage Duck, and says: "Who, or WHAT are you?!" Garbage Duck says: "Emperor Anton WARNED me that Dr. Maniac would try to send YOU here; all because Diane Martin used John Lennon's music to INSPIRE her to beat HIM off!" Dr. Maniac screams: "Diane was rightfully MINE!!!! MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE!!!! And if I CAN'T have John Lennon killed, I will KILL EVERYONE on this MISERABLE planet, and it will be ALL HER FAULT!!!! Is THAT what YOU and Emperor Anton WANT?!!!" Garbage Duck says: "That logic WON'T work on me, because even if you HAD your way with Diane Martin, something ELSE would've set YOU off with the SICK mindset YOU have! And besides, the other Power Rangers are GOING to release Emperor Anton so that he can HAVE his revenge against you, so I wouldn't count on seeing YOUR dreams fulfilled; now or EVER!!!!" Mark asks: "What does any of THIS have to do with me?!" Garbage Duck says: "Practically NOTHING! You're just a pawn in Dr. Maniac's schemes! And even if you weren't; somebody ELSE would've wanted YOU to shoot John Lennon for their OWN purposes! However, Emperor Anton won't be having that; not THIS time! And since you LIKE 'Catcher In The Rye' so much; I've got a book INSIDE of ME that I think you'll LIKE!!!!" And Garbage Duck opens his mouth, and shoots out a FLAMING copy of the book, 'Catcher In The Rye', and it shoots RIGHT through Mark David Chapman's chest! All Mark David Chapman can say is: "Somehow...in a cosmic sort of way...I think I probably DESERVE this..." And he falls over dead! Dr. Maniac, from the still function communication device yells: "Get up! Get UP!!!! Get UP, you WORTHLESS sack of meat and BONES!!!! UGH!!!! That's what I GET for entrusting a MORTAL to do SOMETHING right! Mortals can't do ANYTHING RIGHT!!!!" Garbage Duck picks up the Communications Device, and talks into it and says: "You would KNOW, wouldn't you? Seeing as you USED to be MORTAL yourself!" Dr. Maniac threateningly says: "You TELL Emperor Anton, that when I see him AGAIN; I'm going to TAKE the gun that SHOT John Lennon, and SHOVE it down HIS--!" But Dr. Maniac NEVER gets to finish his thought, because Garbage Duck BREAKS the Communications Device, and stuffs it down his throat! Garbage Duck says: "A little obsolete for my tastes, but it's STILL a good snack!" Than he hears a cop car siren, and he says: "Someone's coming! I better hide!" And Garbage Duck transforms himself, into looking like an out of service Garbage Truck! Lettuce and Eddie Valiant soon arrive at the Recording Studio, where John Lennon and Yoko Ono rush out! Yoko asks: "What was THAT sound?! It sounded like SOMETHING hit the wall!" Lettuce looks at the scene of the deposed Mark David Chapman, and he says: "I don't know WHY, but I think that guy looks FAMILIAR to me!" All four of them look at the deceased Mark David Chapman, and suddenly, John Lennon starts CRYING! Eddie asks: "John, what's wrong?" John wipes his tears, and he says: "I don't know. I'm...crying, and I don't know why." Lettuce looks at the scene, and he notices something! Lettuce says: "He had a GUN on him!" Eddie says: "Better put on my protective gloves!" He does so, and he picks up the gun, and opens it up, and it's FULLY loaded! Eddie says: "This man was intending to use this gun for SOMETHING, and I DON'T mean BIRD hunting!" Lettuce says: "But it looks like SOMEONE, or SOMETHING; got to him first!" Eddie picks up the burnt copy of 'Catcher In the Rye', and sizes it up to the hole in Mark's chest. Eddie says: "It's a PERFECT fit! Somehow, someone was able to put FIRE onto this book, and fire it at such a velocity, it shot clean THROUGH this Man's body! I don't think a SINGLE vital organ was missed!" Yoko Ono says: "EW, I guess Happiness really ISN'T a Warm Gun; is it?!" John Lennon gets disgusted, and he says: "Don't REMIND me! I can't BELIEVE I was EVER in such a mood to record THAT song, even if I DID write it!" Eddie says: "We ALL make mistakes, John. For instance, I once made a HORRIBLE mistake of hating every SINGLE toon, just because ONE of them killed my brother!" Lettuce asks: "A TOON killed your brother?! That's terrible!" Eddie sighs, and says: "Piano on the head. Funny for toons, DEADLY for humans! But, I eventually realized something. Hating an entire GROUP of people, or Toons, just because of something ONE of them did; doesn't make YOU feel any better, and it doesn't CHANGE what happened! You have to learn to make peace with what happens to you. That's the ONLY way you can move on, and become a better person, OR Toon!" Garbage Duck says: "How about becoming a BETTER piece of Garbage?!" Yoko asks: "Who SAID THAT?!!!" Garbage Duck transforms back into his monster self, and he says: "I did! Listen up! Only John Lennon NEEDS to die today! Just STEP away from him and NOBODY else gets hurt!" Eddie says: "Are you ANOTHER deranged Toon?! Judge Doom didn't scare or STOP me; you can't and won't, EITHER!!!!" Garbage Duck says: "It matters little to YOU, what I am! And maybe I CAN'T scare you, but I WILL stop you! And if not the EASY way, than it's going to be the HARD way!" Suddenly, Lettuce's communicator activates: "Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!" John Lennon asks: "Is that a WATCH?!" Yoko says: "No watch I know of makes a sound like that!" Lettuce pushes a button, and Captain Retro speaks through the communicator: "Lettuce, don't hang up!" Lettuce asks: "Who are you, WHERE are you, and how do you know MY name when I don't?!" Captain Retro says: "I don't have time to explain any of that now! You're just going to have to TRUST me! You know those bracelets you're WEARING on your arms?" Lettuce pulls back his detective shirt, and notices the Morpher he's wearing! Lettuce asks: "This ISN'T just a fashion accesory?!" Captain Retro says: "It's a morpher that will give you power! John Lennon can NOT die here and now, you have to USE your morpher to save him!" Lettuce asks: "How do I do that?" Captain Retro says: "By slapping the two bracelets together, and saying; 'It's Morphing Time, Power of Jupiter; LIGHTNING!!!!" Lettuce says: "I'll give it a shot! It's MORPHING TIME!" / Lettuce says: "Power of Jupiter, LIGHTNING!!" Lettuce notices his morphed appearance, and he says: "Wow! This feels powerful!" Eddie says: "You just CHANGED spontaneously! Are YOU a Toon, to?" Lettuce says: "I'm not sure WHAT I am! But I know that I'm GOING to SAVE John Lennon!" Garbage Duck says: "You think MORPHING is going to change anything? You'll only last five more seconds even WITH your morphed powers! That's why I didn't even BOTHER trying to attack you while you were talking! At least, this way will be MORE interesting for me! Now, why don't you worry about saving YOURSELF?! Emperor Anton says he picked up THIS spell by looking into the FUTURE, from a villain named Robo Rita, and this spell won't leave a TRACE of you behind!!!!" And Garbage Duck shoots out a VERY powerful, black beam super fast; and in slow motion, Yoko Ono reacts, and says: "Lettuce, look out!!!!" And Yoko PUSHES Lettuce out of the way, only to get HIT with the beam HERSELF, and she's pushed into the wall with the deceased Mark David Chapman, and they BOTH disintegrate into nothingness! John shouts: "NO!!!! Yoko!!!!" Eddie yells: "You're going to PAY for that!" Garbage Duck says: "Doubtful! And while I can only perform THAT spell once, I have OTHER tricks at my disposal!" Eddie says: "As a GOOD cop, I don't LIKE to use fire-arms; but since you've left me with no OTHER viable option! I WILL!!!!" And Eddie shoots his gun at Garbage Duck, but being a part truck with a super tough hide, the bullets just HARMLESSLY impact his chest, and fall off; looking really dented! Eddie says: "You didn't even dodge or FLINCH! This is WORSE than I thought!" Garbage Duck says: "And here I thought COPS were supposed to be tough! But you bombed WORSE than Ed Wood's 'Plan 9 From Outer Space'! Speaking of BOMBS..." Eddie's face blanches, and he says: "I know what's coming! Get John Lennon OUT of here!" Lettuce says: "But I--." Eddie yells: "Go, NOW!!!!" Lettuce turns to John Lennon, and he says: "RUN!!!!" And they run as fast as they can, and sure enough, Garbage Duck fires OUT a bomb, and fires it towards Eddie J. Valiant! Lettuce and John Lennon turn back to the explosion, and John Lennon asks: "WHY are so many people or THINGS trying to KILL me today?! I'm a NICE guy!" Garbage Duck walks out of the flames, and he says: "You weren't always though. The way you neglected your FIRST wife and child, BARELY spending ANY time with them? Tsk, tsk. You weren't WINNING any 'Father And/Or Husband Of The Year' Awards with them!" Lettuce angrily says: "And THAT gives YOU license to try to MURDER a man who sang 'Imagine'?! Well, why don't YOU IMAGINE me, kicking your BUTT?!!!" And suddenly, Lettuce SOMEHOW powers up even more, as a battlizer, based on his old Triceratops Power, suddenly appears around him! Omnus' voice comes over the communicator, and he asks: "How is THIS possible?! Radiguet's involvement in the Chaos Realm should've rendered Lettuce's access to his OLD Triceratops' power impossible!" Queen Hedrian says: "Because he's in the PAST! Radiguet hasn't DONE it yet, so his old Triceratops' powers can ADD onto his current powers!" Lettuce says: "I don't know who's talking, but I like what's happened! So, Garbage Duck; you like FIRE-ARMS?! Well, I like the kind of Fire Arm you ONLY have to fire ONCE! Thunder Slinger, Super CHARGE!!!!" And Garbage Duck says: "Oh, NO!!!!" And the impact hits, and Garbage Duck says: "Forgive me, Emperor Anton! John Lennon...still lives!" And Garbage Duck falls down, and explodes! Lettuce says: "Power down!" Omnus says: "Well, I'll be! Lettuce destroyed that monster all by himself!" Queen Hedrian says: "I guess all that training with Captain Retro and Windsor payed off!" Lettuce demorphs, and John Lennon says: "That was BRILLIANT! You...saved my life. I...don't know how I'm going to repay you!" Lettuce says: "You don't need to. Just...don't tell anybody I can DO that! I have to keep my identity secret! I'm...just sorry I had to USE a fire arm to save your life. It...seems kind of hypocritical." John sighs, and he says: "First off, don't worry about it. I mean, who WOULD believe me even if I TOLD anybody? And secondly, I know that wasn't ideal, but you have to do what you must in order to save the day, don't you?" Lettuce's eyes widen, and he says: "Oh, no!" Lettuce rushes back to where Eddie is, but he's VERY charred, and very burnt, and NOT in a cartoon-like manner! Lettuce yells: "Eddie! Please! Don't DIE on me Eddie! This CAN'T be the end of YOUR story...of your life!" Eddie coughs, and he says: "I...don't even have the strength to stand up! Lettuce, I don't know WHO or what you are; but you displayed tremendous courage saving John Lennon today!" Lettuce cries: "It wasn't ENOUGH! I...should've been able to save you AND Yoko Ono, to!" Eddie coughs, and he says: "Lettuce, some of don't GET to choose WHEN we leave; all we can do is to love the people we love WHEN we are together, and forgive one each other when we make mistakes! My...time may be ending. But you still have MUCH more time, to be the hero I know you can be!" Lettuce says: "What should I do?" Eddie says: "In my office, I kept a diary! Hack, cough, cough, cough! In it, I wrote down ALL the tricks and techniques a detective can use, to save the day! Some of them, are Toon techniques. So, you should hire a toon, to become your NEW partner...hack; cough, cough, cough!" Lettuce says: "Eddie, don't LEAVE me!" Eddie says: "The ones you love...will always...be in your memory. Even if you can't see us, you can always remember us. Our time together...was short, but I wouldn't change it, for...anything..." And Eddie FINALLY succumbs to his injuries, and dies. John walks forward, and he says: "I'm sorry for your loss, and mine; to." Lettuce asks: "What are you going to do? Your son, Sean; he...needs a mother." John sighs, and he says: "It won't be easy. But, maybe I can try reconciling with Cynthia. Surely she wouldn't turn Sean out. And as for me, I need a little help from my friends. And, I know YOU have friends who are looking out for YOU, to!" Lettuce says: "You're right! They MUST be friends! Otherwise, they wouldn't have helped me! And, maybe I can FIGURE a way to access those Battlizer powers again!" John says: "I'm sure you will...whatever a Battlizer, is!" Lettuce says: "That word...just felt right, to describe what it is I morphed into! You...better get back to your hotel and take care of Sean. I gotta get back to the Detective's Office! I'm going to have a VERY hard Detective's Report to fill out!" / The screen changes to a cemetary in Miami, Florida, and words flash on the screen which say: "Cemetery, in Miami, Florida; January 1, 1980; 12:57 P.M." Token caskets for the gravestones of Mark David Chapman and Yoko Ono Lennon, are lowered into their respective graves. John Lennon, Julian Lennon, Cynthia, Sean, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr are in attendance at the funeral; while a procession of Toons have turned out for Eddie J. Valiant's funeral, including Roger and Jessica Rabbit. And who of ALL people, should be singing AT the funeral, except Paul McCartney?! Paul sings: "When you were young and your heart was an open book, you used to say live and let live. (You know you did, you know you did, you know you did). But if this ever changing world in which we're living, makes you give in and cry, say live and let die. (Live and let die). Live and let die, let it die. (Live and let die). You used to say live and let live. (You know you did, you know you did, you know you did). But if this ever changing world in which we're living, makes you give in and cry. Say live and let die. (Live and let die). Yeah, live and let die, let it die. (Live and let die)." Everyone claps at the song, and Paul steps off the podium, and Lettuce gets on and speaks into the microphone. Lettuce says: "First off, I'd like to thank the Toon friends of Eddie J. Valiant, for using the 'Acme Instant Hole' Traveling Service to get the other members of The Beatles here on such short notice. And...I didn't know Eddie Valiant that well. I wish I did. He was a friend to toons, a good detective, a great brother, and had a loving wife and son. And Yoko...a lot of us have said things about her that we wish we hadn't. Some of us...blamed her for the break-up of The Beatles, and that wasn't fair to her. I know...that NONE of us wished that this is what it would take for The Beatles to get back together, or that we would have to end the 1970's with such a senseless death. But if it weren't for Yoko Ono, I wouldn't be here right now. Eddie once told me that some of us don't get to choose when our time ends, or how it ends. All we can do, is to choose to love each other as long as where together. And I promise, with my new partner Bonkers D. Bobcat; we will work together to END the senseless gun violence that took away the lives of Yoko Ono, Mark David Chapman, and Eddie J. Valiant, and work together, to make a safer environment for EVERYONE! Men, women, children, Toons, Whites, Asians, African-Americans, and any other ethnicity and race out there, should be able to feel safe and secure in the freedom that America can provide. Our founding fathers, did NOT write the Second Amendment with THESE kinds of fire arms in mind! How COULD they?! Our Constitution, is a living document! And it can be changed if there's a good reason to do so! It won't be easy! But I know with all of your support, and everyone else's support; we can stop such senseless violence now, AND in the future! And THAT'S a future, I know that MOST of us want to work towards, AND live in!" And everyone cheers in applause, as Lettuce steps off the podium! Bonkers says: "That was a great speech, partner! And, I just want to say, I'm glad you hired me on such short notice!" Lettuce says: "You were the only Toon that APPLIED for the job! Sure, you don't technically HAVE the qualifications right NOW; but I KNOW we can learn them together!" Bonkers says: "Just one question, why did you say FIREARMS killed them? That's...not how they actually died!" Lettuce says: "Well, it would've been a little HARD, and a little ALARMING to tell people how they REALLY died! At least this way, they can ACCEPT how they died, and be able to move on and heal!" Bonkers asks: "What happens with John Lennon, and the other Beatles? Are they going to get back together?" Lettuce says: "I couldn't say. All I know is, the answer will be revealed in time. ONLY in time." To Be Continued... / *Actual quote attributed to John Lennon in our time line, as well.* /

I just beat "Flicky" and "Street Fighter II: Special Championship Edition" on the Sega Genesis via the Nintendo Switch Sega Genesis Virtual Console service for the first time! I'm not exactly sure what I'll tackle next, but I'll make sure it's a good game!

The "Ducktales" reboot!

I guess people really CAN learn from their mistakes! I thought Bob Camp would never be ABLE to capture what it is that makes what a "Spongebob Squarepants" related experience is all about; but he made a tour de force that might make Tex Avery, Robert Clampett, and Chuck Jones proud! When Patrick is entrusted to tutor a young kid named Andy (who he keeps accidentally misnaming), he and Spongebob are SHOCKED to learn that Andy has no idea what FUN is! When their traditional methods of trying to teach him fun don't work, they attempt to go inside his head and LITERALLY unlock the door to his imagination! However, in a case of "Required Secondary Powers", Andy has no idea (and maybe no desire) to control his imagination; and his imagination makes the Star House even MORE wacky and bizarre than it was before! While Spongebob and Patrick figure out that they can dissipate the Imagination Creations by mentioning something boring, it can't stop a kid's imagination that's flowing non-stop! So, their only choice is to dive back into Andy's head and lock up his imagination door before Andy's Mom can discover how much fun Andy had! As it turns out, Andy's Mom "Could've Avoided This Plot", if she knew that she was SUPPOSED to go to SQUIDWARD'S house to have Andy tutored, instead of accidentally going to Patrick's house! Not only that, but it seems that Andy now KNOWS how to open up his imagination at will, and can now act like a real kid WHENEVER he wants to! For such an IMAGINATIVE episode, I'd give it a 9.9 out of 10! Enough said, true believers!

I'm finally back to seriously writing the third part of my "Back To The 1980's" Mini-Arc for "Power Rangers Multiverse Force"...someone PLEASE remind me the NEXT time I want to make a story, to NOT have SEVEN different story arcs to work with for future reference. It's the BIGGEST reason why the story is taking as LONG as it is! Anyways, I THINK the episode is half-way done. I'll post it up here when it's fully done. Enough said, true believers! I have finally FINISHED writing the third part of my "Back To The 1980's" Mini Arc, but because I ended up NEEDING to write so much, I have to make what was GOING to be my third part of my mini arc, into the fourth part of my Mini-Arc. Therefore, "Back To The 1980's" will now be a six part Mini Arc, and I have decided to make the Mini-Arc immediately after that, be an eight part Mini Arc, in honor and reference to the 1988 "Dynaman" gag dub which also lasted eight episodes. You'll see me drop the latest episode of "Power Rangers Multiverse Force", "Back To The 1980's Part III: I Saved John Lennon"; very soon! Enough said, true believers!

Ever have ONE of those courses in school that gave you trouble like no OTHER course did? Squidina has one of those. Squidina has managed to get STRAIGHT A+'s in every other course that she needs to take, but because she's had such trouble knitting, ironing, house cleaning, and cooking for her Home Economics Teacher; not only has she accidentally sent her Teacher to the hospital, she's in danger of having to go to SUMMER School! For once, Patrick has a legitimately GOOD idea; as he suggests to Squidina that she should try to do an extra credit project for Home Economics, by doing something she's GOOD at; making a show! After setting everything up, Patrick does his BEST to fulfill Squidina's duties, but because he's never HAD to work behind the scenes before; Patrick's inexperience DEFINITELY shows in his attempt to film Squidina's show! Nevertheless, Squidina tries to show her Home Economics Teacher why she's GOOD at Home Economics, by making a bed (with Grandpat still on it), learning EVERY different kind of fork there is and WHERE to place them, cleaning up, and sewing; but EVERY single attempt they try, they unintentionally make the Home Economics Teacher's health situation WORSE! Needless to say, Squidina positively DREADS trying to make her recipe the RIGHT way this time; when who of ALL characters except Slappy, not only TELLS her how to make her recipe the right way, it actually looks the way it is SUPPOSED to! Squidina and Patrick rush to the hospital, only to find that Squidina's Home Economics Teacher is LITERALLY knocking on Death's Door! Squidina decides to use ALL she has learned about Home Economics, vacuuming OUT the BAD Pickle Pie Surprise, placing all of the organs back in their proper place with the RIGHT kind of fork, sewing her teacher up tight, and filling him up with GOOD Pickle Pie Surprise, and the life of Squidina's Teacher is not only SAVED, he gives Squidina an A+!...Too bad Squidina's Teacher FORGOT to ask Squidina if her Pickle Pie Surprise had gluten in it BEFORE he ate it, but at least Squidina won't have to go to summer school. I guess I'd give this episode a 9.5 out of 10. Enough said, true believers!

After the HORRENDOUS disaster that was "Kooky Cooks", I thought that Nickelodeon would NEVER allow Bob Camp to TOUCH anything "Spongebob Squarepants" related; not even with a..."39 and a half pole!" But, it seems that Bob Camp has actually (MOSTLY) learned from his horrendous mistake; because in this episode segment, he shows that Bunny and Cecil really DO love each other. And while neither of them are exceptionally smart on their own, they work REALLY well together! While Patrick and Squidina accidentally send their parents to space instead of Ancient Greece, Patrick's parents find themselves in an alien space station, with both of them wearing a toga! Because there's a "Weird Alien Contest" where the winner gets a "Free Dinner", Bunny and Cecil decide to heighten their chances of winning, by taping themselves together so they look like a two-headed alien, wearing rather paper thin disguises (which of course, fools the alien hosting it!) While Bunny and Cecil certainly do their best to bust a move during the dance portion of the contest, they are WOEFULLY outshone by an alien that can sprout multiple dancing legs! Next, they have to prepare a meal, with animated HUMANS appearing for the first time in the "Spongebob Squarepants" universe! Thankfully, in an example of "Everyone Has Standards", Bunny and Cecil REFUSE to personally harm their human, and ironically, one of the humans THEMSELVES manages to win that event, due to their alien suffering an allergy attack! Their last chance to win, is to ace the talent portion of the contest! However, during their routine, their costume accidentally gets torn, and the Host (and the giant, see through alien slug the contest is being held for), decides that Bunny and Cecil THEMSELVES, look MUCH weirder than any of the ACTUAL aliens there! Since Bunny and Cecil are "Brutally Honest" about there being more creatures like themselves, the Space Station goes to Bunny and Cecil's house, beaming EVERYTHING that's inside, including PART of Bubble Bass' butt! At least Bubble Bass fared a lot better than everyone else, as in a case of "Exact Words", Bunny and Cecil and EVERYTHING that was beamed into the Space Station, ended up being PART of the "Free Dinner", for the giant see through alien slug! Thank goodness for negative continuity on this show! I guess I'd give this episode a 9.5 out of 10, just because it is WAY more tasteful than the atrocity that was "Kooky Cooks"! Enough said, true believers!

So far, this episode segment has the best usage of Patrick's Time Travel Closet, even more so than the "Tidal Zone" crossover event; which is a pretty impressive feat to be honest! When Patrick wakes up from having a great dream that he can't remember (and who among us HASN'T been there), he bemoans the fact that he can't remember it. Than he hears his mom had a dream to when SHE was a young girl, but because Patrick DOESN'T let his mom finish, Patrick thinks his mom wanted to be a RACE CAR instead of a race car DRIVER! So, when Patrick goes back 30 years in the past (where we discover Patrick's Mom Bunny was a native Klopnodian), Patrick and young Bunny go through a whole training montage to help Bunny get faster, culminating in Bunny becoming PART race car! But when Patrick gets back to his OWN time, he finds his WHOLE family; including himself, now have WHEELS instead of feet! He tries MANY attempts to fix it, only to culminate with there being too much fire ONE time, a Godzilla foot stomping on his house one time, and his family's house looking wrong WAY too many times to count! Than, Patrick gets to a timeline where everything about his family is FINE, but there's no concept of BREAKFAST in this timeline! Even worse, his Time Travel Closet has now become a REGULAR closet! In order to remake his Time Travel Closet, Patrick has to go through ANOTHER montage; a LEARNING montage! This episode is GREAT, because it shows that Patrick doesn't NEED Brain Coral to be smart, and he really CAN be smart on his own if he applies himself! Finally, Patrick remakes his Time Travel Closet, and travels back to BEFORE the first time Patrick goes back in time, and Einstein Patrick (my nick-name for Future Patrick), tells Past/Present Patrick to NOT go back in time! Now, if the episode stopped there, I could've given the episode a 9.9 out of 10. But, because BOTH Patrick's had "Skewed Priorities" about wanting to have breakfast, they went back 15 minutes in time, and if it weren't for negative continuity, would be on their way to BECOMING breakfast! Because of that, the episode gets a 9.5 out of 10. Enough said, true believers!

"Delivery To Danny Devito" ("Delivery To Monster Island").

Remember when people USED to enjoy animated movies just for the sake of enjoying them? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

This episode had a really unique idea, and the writers definitely put it to good use! When Space Rube (I'm starting to think it would be EASIER to keep track of the times where my predictions DON'T pan out, seeing my metaphorical batting average be as high as it is), visits the show, he brings a shape shifting alien (whose default form is that of a giant, purple spider), who can change into ANYTHING it wants! Unfortunately, it gets loose in the Star House, and Patrick has to turn into Space Hunter Patrick TM, with Squidina doing her best Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney impression by running around the home, giving the other Star family members vouchers, in order to cover for the damages that Patrick and the Shape Shifting Alien do around the house! While Patrick certainly at least TRIES to be more competent in this episode than he has in previous episodes, he still can't beat a ferocious Shape Shifting Alien! Fortunately, Squidina manages to use the Shape Shifting Alien's own pride against it, by TRICKING it into transforming into an ice cream cone, which Patrick than promptly eats! However, in the most BIZARRE "Mind Screw" ending yet, Space Rube, Cecil Star, the audience, Squidina, and even Patrick ALL transform into the default form of the Shape Shifting Alien! If it weren't for the out of place ending (even by THIS show's standards), the episode would've gotten a 9.9 out of 10; but as such, the episode gets an 8.5 out of 10. Enough said, true believers!

"The Flower Plot" is now called "The Big Bouquet Blowout!"

Did we REALLY have to have an episode about THIS?! You would THINK by now, the writers would've learned that they simply CAN'T take what WORKED on "Ren & Stimpy" and "Breadwinners", and make it work within the "Spongebob Squarepants" universe! That is NOT what viewers want to see whenever they watch anything "Spongebob Squarepants" related, and I don't know where the writers ever GOT the idea that they could POSSIBLY make it work! Granted, Squidina and the rest of the family do try on at least a couple of occasions to make lemonade out of lemons; first by making a water show spectacular out of the problem, than later, by putting out fires! Eventually, the family tries to help Patrick by taking him to see Doctor Plumber (a "Super Mario Bros." reference if I ever saw one!) While he's able to stop Tinkle from WANTING to bite butts, he ends up taking a clog out of Patrick, which makes his drooling WORSE! Ironically, it's when the fire fighters try to use Patrick as a fire extinguisher, they end up pulling out his baby tongue, and his drooling finally stops! Writers, PLEASE take some helpful, FREE advice (the kind that Mr. Krabs likes), and never, ever, EVER, make a gross episode like this again EVER! I'd give this episode a dismal 4.4 out of 10 at best! Enough said, true believers!

I think fans of Patrick Star may FINALLY have a new, plausible explanation as to WHY Patrick Star acts good and dumb in some episodes; and mean and a "Millstone" in others. The fact of the matter is, Patrick apparently has a look-a-like twin cousin named FitzPatrick (who's identifiable by a red wig which he can take on and off at will), and he decides to ruin Patrick's reputation, merely because FitzPatrick FEELS like it! The task of doing so, turns out to be a LOT harder than expected, mainly because since Patrick is already so naturally dumb, FitzPatrick's attempts to ruin Patrick's reputation don't really do as well as expected. First, FitzPatrick attempts to get Patrick banned from the Goofy Goober (nice to see the Animatronic Band back for a return appearance), by sabotaging the Animatronic Band; but as it turns out, Patrick has a habit of getting banned from the Goofy Goober for a WEEK on a regular basis! Next FitzPatrick attempts to get Patrick banned from a Comic Book Store. We even get to see a short Comic Book Adventure of 'Pat The Hapless', who does battle against Bubble Bass (or a mid-evil ancestor of his) who's a wizard and can perform MAGIC! (Sometimes, my predictions really SCARE me with my own accuracy!) While FitzPatrick manages to get Patrick banned from the Comic Book Store, it's a rather moot point since there are SO many other Comic Book Stores in Bikini Bottom! FitzPatrick's 3rd attempt is to trap Patrick inside his Time Machine, and hijack Patrick's own show, by insulting the audience, and physically injuring them! Fortunately, it turns out Patrick used his Time Machine to bring back ALL the different Patrick's from across time (Michelle Yeoh better watch her back for an "Everything, Everywhere, All At Once" sequel), and the other Patrick's drag FitzPatrick into the Time Machine with them, and TRAP FitzPatrick in the mid-evil era, where Pat the Hapless magically turns him into a sea urchin! To add insult to injury, FitzPatrick's attempt to bring a boat down on TOP of the audience ended up making Patrick more likable, as the boat ended up being FILLED with a bunch of ice cream that the customers liked! I guess I would give this episode a 9.5 out of 10. Enough said, true believers!

This might be the first episode of "The Patrick Star Show", where Spongebob had just about as much screen-time and impact on the episode's plot that Patrick did! As it turns out, boredom and access to a time machine are NOT a good combination when it comes to two, roughly teenage boys obsessed with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! Instead of time traveling to when the episodes of "Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy" were new, they time travel to when Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy THEMSELVES were new! Apparently, there's been a minor 'Retcon', because now, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy have BOTH known each other since they were babies and are about the same age, rather than Barnacle Boy being significantly younger than Mermaid Man. Not only that, the Dirty Bubble and Man Ray have known each other and the heroes since they were babies, to! In fact, they were all BORN with super powers, and (with two brand new characters to accompany both the heroes and the villains, who I hope we get to see more of), they attend a Super Daycare! However, Spongebob and Patrick seem less interested in caring for the babies' needs, and more about seeing them show off their super power abilities! Than, they decide to tell them a comic book story about ALL of them that comes from the FUTURE! It seems like we've FINALLY got brand new voices for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy (I wonder who they are), but I'm not sure if I will EVER get used to the Dirty Bubble and Man Ray NOT being voiced by Charles Nelson Reilly and John Rhys-Davies respectively! Anyways, after telling them about their eventual futures, they decide to act out the story they just told them, with Patrick leading the bad babies, and Spongebob leading the good babies. It...goes about as well as you'd expect, with babies who don't know their own strength and haven't gotten control over all their powers yet. Needless to say, when the ACTUAL Day Care Man gets back from his break, he is ANGRY at Patrick and Spongebob for ruining ALL his work for trying to teach them to get along together! As it turns out, when Spongebob and Patrick get back to their own time, it's revealed that the reason Spongebob and Patrick TAUGHT the super babies to fight each other, is because THAT'S what the comic books said HAPPENED to them, so they were invoking a "Stable Time Loop"! However the concept is immediately deconstructed, when both the now grown up superheroes and supervillains appear, and criticize them for teaching them to hate each other! It's only than that Spongebob realizes that both he and Patrick messed up by doing what they did, and they have to run away for their very lives! I guess I'd give this episode a good 8.8 out of 10. Enough said, true believers!

I've seen three-ish movies in movie theaters since the last time I posted on here. "Ant-Man And The Wasp In Quantum Mania", but I missed the first few minutes of it, which is why I say 'Three-ish'. I saw "John Wick: Chapter 4". I haven't seen the first three yet, but this one was action packed and incredible! And "The Super Mario Bros. Movie". Awesome, AWESOME "The Super Mario Bros. Movie"! I NEVER expected them to revive the theme song for "The Super Mario Bros. Super Show", and use "The DK Rap" in this movie! And they used some AWESOME songs in here, to! Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out For A Hero", A-Ha's "Take On Me", The Beastie Boys "No Sleep Til Brooklyn", and AC/DC's "Thunderstruck"! Needless to say, I would say that 2023 has its first front runner for the best animated movie of 2023! Enough said, true believers!

This film is a MASSIVE improvement (and a lot truer to text), than the 1993 live-action adaptation! It really shows off the origins of Mario's adventures in the Mushroom Kingdom, and how he (and to a lesser extent, his brother), didn't become the butt-kickers of Koopas and Goombas that they did overnight; they had to practice at it...a LOT!!!! Also, BONUS points to Illumination for making Peach an affirmative action girl for this movie! Without spoiling anything, I will say they included a lot of mythology gags for longtime fans of the Mario series (and Nintendo in general), and they've saved a LOT of future material for a sequel, and a Nintendo Movie Verse! And I thought all of the voice actors within this movie played their parts PERFECTLY! All in all, I'd give the movie a solid 10 out of 10! (Yes, it's THAT good!) Enough said, true believers!

On the one hand, some of the sea monsters introduced in this episode were very interesting. But monsters that LOOK like anthropomorphic bananas? This ISN'T "Rocket Monkeys", and they just feel out of place here! On the other hand, I'm glad they took an episode that could've EASILY had Squidward be FORCED to endure Spongebob's company, instead give that role to Plankton, and it feels a lot better, mostly because Plankton was trying to steal a Krabby Patty (AGAIN!) Although, I can't help but feel like this would've felt more like an ACTUAL episode, if it had more time to explore its ideas more. As it is, being trapped on an island full of monsters has its potentials (as far as story ideas go). But with only an 11 minute running time, the only thing Spongebob and Plankton really have time to do on Monster Island, is hide from monsters, try to build or FIND a shelter, successfully make a coconut version of a Krabby Patty to FEED to monsters (which is PROBABLY the closest Plankton will EVER get to making one of his own Krabby Patties, and managing to escape from Monster Island, only to find that the whole ISLAND is a monster, and chases after them! We also find out just HOW durable Bubble Bass is, as he SURVIVES getting stepped on by the Island Monster! At least he fares far BETTER than the Krusty Krab and Plankton, who BOTH end up by digested by the Island Monster! If it weren't for negative continuity, and the fact that we KNOW more episodes are on their way, it could be said that Plankton invoked "Together In Death", in regards to him having a Krabby Patty. Also, six years AWAY from the Krusty Krab? It would've felt a lot more like six years if the episode had been 15 to 22 minutes long. I guess I'd give the episode a 6.5 out of 10, as it lost a LOT of points due to unnecessary pain being inflicted on Spongebob, the anthropomorphic bananas, and even PLANKTON, for that matter! Enough said, true believers!

What I'm surprised by is, why didn't this episode air closer to the last Thanksgiving, or the last Rose Bowl; to coincide with an actual parade? Anyways, Mr. Krabs learns about a parade, and wants Squidward and Spongebob to build a float for him, because it will generate FREE advertising, but doesn't give them any extra money or supplies to do it with! Of course, Squidward wants to take the Narcissistic Route and make the float all about him, but Spongebob manages to build something a little more on topic, as he builds a float with a bunch of Krabby Patty Burgers, and a Giant Bottle, which contains a giant piece of paper with the ACTUAL Secret Formula written on it! So this episode now confirms the series is currently taking place AFTER "Sponge Out Of Water", because Spongebob didn't KNOW the Secret Formula then, but he DOES now! So naturally, Plankton manages to find out about it, and decides to cause chaos during the parade! We learn Pearl is part of her High School Marching Band, and she and her fellow school mates are actually pretty talented at it! We also see a non-speaking cameo appearance of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. And apparently, Bubble Bass is on such good terms with them, he gets to ride WITH them wearing a Mermaid Man costume! Mrs. Puff is her OWN balloon, and Patrick's rock is SOMEHOW able to move by itself, and Fred makes a float that looks like a giant version of "HIS LEG!!!!" And The Ice Cream King makes a Return Appearance, helping Perch Perkins with commentary on the parade! That's when Plankton decides to make his move to attack the Krabby Patty Float, and ends up causing a WHOLE disaster! In fact, the only characters we DON'T see suffering or in the chaos are Pearl, Patrick, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and the Ice Cream King! Just when it looks like Plankton is finally going to get to READ the Secret Formula, a last minute float entry by both the local Gas Station and Match Stick Company, has a giant match accidentally get lit on fire, igniting ACTUAL gas in the giant gasoline float, and EXPLODES, burning the written Secret Formula to ashes, except for the word of "Salt". Apparently, this episode takes place BEFORE "The Patty Caper", because Plankton knew every single ingredient in the Krabby Patty Secret Formula EXCEPT for the Secret Ingredient, but in this episode, he only learns that salt is just ONE of the ingredients! Anyways, the episode had an interesting concept, and it's nice that the writers only use the Ice Cream King for moments of comedy relief when its really needed. I guess overall, I'd give this episode a 9.5 out of 10. (The scene where Squidward ACCIDENTALLY gets deep fried and has a bite taken out of him, knocked the episode down a few points). Enough said, true believers!