Metal Snake

Might not be able to get on xat for a while. Imma hope for the best.

According to my social studies teacher, homosexuality is a "contagious disease."

Okay, me, Spandy, and JCM were unfairly banned today on the xat by Tvguy. And his reason is fucking stupid. None of us were being trolls! >.

Good thing my immune system is good, my friend is really sick, and my other friend has the flu. It's going around big time.

Good morning you terrible SBCers! Gladly leaving this terrible website for the day.

Not only do I win the lottery for the first time ever, but I also manage to win a doubloon bet with Smiles. Today must be my lucky day.

What an eventful morning for all the wrong reasons. My next door neighbor's house burned down. Crazy fucking shit but glad nobody got hurt.

I feel like I have the suds.

I would like to think whoever gave me the Employee of the Month award! This is so great!

Exactly one hour left of my reign as overlord. What else to do?

The awkward moment when you went to a restaurant to order a burger, only to have the cocky waiter tell you their all out of beef but they can substitute it for buffalo meat. NO THANK YOU.

And, as if by magic, the sick has left my body and has been replaced with the appropriate amount of awesome.

That awkward moment when a stomach ache turns into stomach flu. What a way to spend my last two weeks of summer.

Unfortunately, Glove World is closed down. My store info is in the trash and my stuff is still on sale! And in personal life, my autistic ex-best friend yelled at me in front of other people and those people probably hate me now. Crap.

THAT. NEW. ADVENTURE. TIME.

I feel so judged when I go out for a run.

Sneak peek of Orca 8.1! Who likes the Krabby Patties?

I bring you members of SBC sad news. Our member and good friend Box has been banned by his parents from using SBC. His parents banned him because they caught him replying in the Sex Life thread, which has been trashed to avoid future issues. Box will be missed deeply. http://www.sbcforums.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.png' class='bbc_emoticon' al...

Grr...my carpel tunnel syndrome is starting to come back. Taking away from my time at SBC. X( But I'll still try to make it to the party on Thursday.

Back in the good ole United States. It's been real Canada.

Yum, In 'N Out.

UPDATE: The mole is...no one. Yep, it was just one of ACS's henchmen trying to hack into a staff account.

My Immortal: Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Way hates preps like Britney. LOL

I am the Batman

I got busted... I stayed up too late and my mom caught me. Why does it matter how long I stay up in the middle of July? Now she's wanting to take away my lap top and iPhone. So if you guys don't hear from me in a while you'll know why. Why does she have to be a b.... all the time?