Webizoid Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 One girl. One store. ONE SQUEAKY TOY. "Hmm... What will annoy the others around me?" *squeak* "Hee hee!" *squeak* "Will you stop that please?" *squeak* "Please, lady." "Don't call me lady, man!" *squeak* AMANDA BYNES, ROBERT DE NIRO, JOHN TRAVOLTA, and BLANKET JACKSON in the squeakiest movie around, SQUEAK. Squeaking this summer. Red Ring of Death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cha Posted September 11, 2012 Author Share Posted September 11, 2012 This Summer.... "What is this red thing"? One red ring.... "I don't know dear, but it won't come out of the tub!".... leaving a trace of it's victim with a signature red ring..... "Uh John... wasn't Timmy taking a bath in here last?" .....and will destroy all of humankind. "TIMMY!" Red Ring of Death, coming Winter of 2013. Forgetting to record your favorite show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 This Fall...You're looking on your DVR...terror strikes...YOU'VE FORGOTTEN TO RECORD YOU FAVORTIE SHOW! DVR Madness. Coming to a theater near you Winter 20Never. You're tortured by watching educational television Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Dalmatian Street Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 "OH NOOOOOO! WAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH!" His nightmare has finally unleashed: watching....educational....television. What will our hero do now? Especially when he's suddenly turned into a radio? Crank into some tunes and TUNE in to "Educational Torchures," coming to K.R.U.D., and a "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH STEALING MY CAR," theater near you. Spongebob quote pandemonium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webizoid Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 "Hey Patrick!" "My name isn't Patrick." "You know what's funnier than 24?" "Anything?" *giggle* "25!" "Who are you?" "I'm afraid that you are cursed with quoting SpongeBob forever." "Oh well. Another day another... NICKEL!" *To cat* "THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY!!! SERVIN' IT UP GARY'S WAAAAY!" *tries catnip* "BLECH." Cat: Meow? Can he be cured of SPONGEBOB QUOTE PANDEMONIUM? COMING IN S'WINTER 200X. Florida drifts off from the US. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macseed Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 IT WAS A SUNDAY. When Florida started shaking! It started slipping! It ripped apart! Will they get Florida back, or will they turn it into a resort? Oh wait, it already is. FLORIDING. Everyone on SBC dies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Dalmatian Street Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 It's called the ugly barnacle... (barnacle...barnacle) The day has come... Once there was an ugly barnacle... (barnacle...barnacle) For the end of SBC... Everyone died (died....died...died...) Everybody dies. Coming soon... The End! Writer's block. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 In a world where... no, no. Nowhere to run. Nowhere to... no, that's stupid. As long as there is a single zit on the teenage face of justice... ...no, no, that's dumb. The Crimson Chin would never say that! ...UNLESS I TELL HIM TO! Making a sandwich and forgetting the mayonnaise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cha Posted October 20, 2012 Author Share Posted October 20, 2012 In the Krusty Krab...... "You forgot the mayo!" One Bubble Bass will return..... "I could have sworn I put the mayo on there? Where is the mayo, mayo?!" And one sponge will go spiraling down into the same state of confusion. "Mr. Krabs, do you how do?" One crabs will save him.... "Boy, didn't we do this last time?" SpongeBob must bring back his pride once again..... "I hear SquarePants is back" HOLD THE MAYONNAISE - Coming 2015 I slipped on an ice cube and got covered with boo boos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webizoid Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 When ice cubes fall... And people slip... Boo boos emerge... AND THE END RESULT IS NOT PRETTY. *scream* "BOO BOOS" Next: My face shrunk overnight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macseed Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 IMAGINE. WAKING UP ONE DAY. SCREAMING. WHEN YOU REALIZE. THE TRUTH. YOUR FACE HAS SHRUNKEN AN ENTIRE MILLIMILLIMILLIMILLIMETER. FACE THE TRUTH COMING OUT WHEN IT DOES. Everyone on SBC become a person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webizoid Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 WHEN PEOPLE ON SBC BECOME PEOPLE... *shows Blubber surfing gay porn* Next: If SBC members were on the Titanic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 James Cameron brings you what James Cameron does that James Cameron does best... "NEAR! FAR!" Cha: Draw me like your French girls, JCM. JCM: *draws Cha as Squidly* *ACS, Acidic Dragon and his cousin stop playing Minecraft* ACS: Gentlemen, it's been a pleasure playing Minecfaft with you this evening *They go their separate ways until ACS starts the server up again and Acidic and his cousin join back in the game as everybody is panicking* "Wherever you are!" *a shot of the water rushing into the ship as Elastic and Doctor Sex spend the last moments of their lives watching Cannibal Holocaust...in 3D* Old Man Jenkins: Wait! *shows that he's carrying Box* I HAVE A CHILD! Teenj: Put him in the life thread! Old Man Jenkins: *puts Box in and sneaks on himself* Aloha to dat! "I believe that the heart does go oooooooon!" *Nuggets is seen shooting his gat at Cha and JCM but runs out of bullets and they escape* Nuggets: I hope you enjoy your time together! Lol CNF: What's so funny? Nuggets: I put the swag in the jester hat lols. I PUT THE THE JESTER HAT ON HER! *Clappy puts Sauce on door to help support her, leaving no room for him* Clappy: You promise me that you'll make it out of here alive and serve up those smiles, promise me that Sauce! Sauce: I won't let go, Clap! I won't let go. *lets go anyways* *Elastic pops out of the cold water like Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th Part 1 and pulls Sauce down under with him* "Titanic, coming to theaters to you after the Olympics" "WE'LL STAY FOREVER THIS WAY!" Next: If SBC members were in the Lion King 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH blah blah blah whatever COMING FROM WALT SEXY STUDIOS TO A THEATER NEAR YOU... CD: I WILL RULE ALL Elastic Dog: Here we go again. CD: I MUST BE KING CNF: IM KING YOU BITCH THE NOSTALGIA KING (WITH ANIMALS) COMING TO A FUCKING THEATER NEAR YOU MST3K: Worst movie we've ever reviewed. Next topic: SBC in Cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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