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In this game the person above you says one object and the person below must turn that one sentence into a movie preview.

Example:

Person 1: Kittens are out of kitty litter.

Person 2: Coming soon, kittens in a laundry basket thought it was all fun and games until reality struck that they were out of kitty litter. They soon learn they must search through out each pet store in the country for their kitty litter brand. How will these felines find what they need before nature calls? Find out 2/20/2013.

Okay you might get the point, now let's play! I'll start with one sentence and the person bellow me must make a movie preview out of it.

A mother goes grocery shopping.

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Coming soon. A mother is trying to make her 30 year old son a sandwich....BUT SHE IS ALL OUT OF LUNCH MEAT. Where will she go? What will she choose? Will she choose turkey or pastrami? Academy Award winner Meryl Streep and Brodus Clay star in SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA. Winter 2013.

A boy befriends a dog.

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Coming soon. One day when a little trouble maker named Tommy jaywalks across the street, he almost gets hit. However a golden retriever saves him just in time. When Tommy learns his dog is able to talk and able to discuss things of philosophy, Tommy grows a deeper love in the world. How will Tommy's old trouble making friends relate to Tommy's new look at life? How will a talking philosopher dog be kept a secret? Find out soon in Summer 2013.

A young girl goes to buys a coffee at Starbucks.

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In a world, where society is infiltrated with Starbucks coffee shops, one woman buys cuppa coffee that will change the world! See this girl's coffee cup create a recipe for disaster! Starring Natalie Portman as the girl with the coffee and Adam Sandler as the unnamed second lead, prepare for the next sleeper hit of the year! Will the girl end this disaster? Will this be the end of Starbucks? Will the movie be funded? Find out next year in the Summer of 2013!

I swallowed my gum.

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Coming soon. When Steel is laughing too much at a criticized low rated movie, he accidentally swallows the piece of bubblegum he had in his mouth. Worried when his gum gets stuck in his throat, he goes to a friend that tells him to sing the Bazooka Bubblegum to help it ease down into the stomach. Will Steel spend one hour and thirty minutes singing an old children's song to help himself from choking? Will he get a seven and go to heaven from his evil gum as the song goes? Tune in on 4/15/2013!

Someone forgets to leave the toilet seat down when using an unisex bathroom.

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Coming Soon. After using the bathroom, disater strike. They forgot to put down THE TOLIET SEAT. IN A UNISEX BATHROOM. What will happen? Will something even happen? Will anything happen at all? WHY AM I ASKING ALL THESE QUESTIONS FOR NO REASON??? Find out in the thriller of the season. Toliet Seat: Forgotten. Summer of 2013.

I go out and audition for a Movie Announcer job. :P

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While SpongeMaxwell didn't realize HE was supposed to do a movie trailer on CNF's movie announcer job, some more suspensful stuff happens. Coming this Christmas to a pear tree near you, and a movie screen near you, take a thrill of an adventure when Maxwell's car...runs out of gas. Will he make it to the gas station in time? Will he make it in time for taco night? Will the car ever work again? Find out in Automobiles: License to Fill-up!

This one says best paper towel in town. This one says best paper towel around....

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COMING SOON!

It was a regular day at the market. Until two paper towels fought. Which one is the best? Who will run out of buisness? Will anybody survive... THE PAPEL TOWEL WAR OF PAPER TOWELS IN A WAR! Coming soon...

A girl buys soda.

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COMING SOON! Directed by Jason Friedburg and Jason Seltzer... One girl... One cup... Not a porno... BUT A DECISION! In a broken-down gas station, Anna Recksik has to decide which type of drink to get. AND HOLDS UP THE LINE. What will it be? Root beer? Fanta? CLUB SODA? Naaaah. MILA KUNIS... KUNAL NAYYAR... SODA AND ME (FEBURARY 30th)

No toilet paper.

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One man. One toilet. A WORLD OF ADVENTURE. John Smith was just your average guy taking a 24 hour dump... When all of a sudden.... NO TOILET PAPER. Jack Black stars in a movie with so much suspense, so much drama, it will BLOW YOUR PANTS OFF. Summer 2013.

A girl loses her phone.

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Coming THIS SUMMER. The scariest chick flick EVER MADE. Cindy Schraeder is just your average girl with a phone until ONE DAY... She leaves it IN A MALL BATHROOM. *shrieks* Now Schraeder have to go through dumps, gas stations, and sewers to find it! WILL SHE EVER GET HER PHONE BACK? Emma Roberts stars in SHRAEDERS OF THE LOST PHONE. Coming to a town or city or country side or goldfish bowl near you.

Ripped pants.

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COMING SOON!

It's the dreaded thing all fashion models fear. When Taylor Shrt rips her pants in front of a big debut, everybody is talking about her. She thinks about running away so that no one makes fun of her. Will she face her fears? EMBARRASMENT.

"The Person Below Me" is adapted into a feature film.

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In 2040 Earth, a hunger epidemic spreads but there's one girl, one hero, that holds the cure within her. Jelly "I can...I can turn anything into...jelly *gasp*" But the evil hands of the government want to catch her to use her jellyness for evil, not good. Will her jelly powers be enough to even safe herself? Zoey Deschanel starts in: The Girl with the Jelly. Coming to a theater near you, Summer 2013.

We are all out of lollipops.

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Guy: Dude! You want a lollipop?

Dude: Sure, guy!

Guy: Alright, I'll go get it!

*he goes to the pantry and sees there are no lollipops*

Guy: NO!!!!!!!

THIS SUMMER, join Guy and Dude as they hunt down their awesome lollipops with a SECRET INGREDIENT IN THEM THAT NO ONE KNOWS BUT THEM.

Dude: *talking to a cop* Well, I'll give you a hint, it makes this movie rated R.

Who took the lollipops? Find out in DUDE, WHERE'S MY LOLLIPOPS?

A fender bender.

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Two teens with cars...

then...

CRASH!

Their cars get hit in the bumper. Will they get fixed, or will the girls overreact and act as if it's the end of the world? Find out in BUMPED.

"The Person Below Me" is adapted into a feature film. (It wasn't done.)

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"In an underworld where everyone fights from top to bottom, I strive to win the game in a neverending battle for survival...but there will always be...The Person Below Me" Coming to theaters Sping 2013.

Handsome Squidward

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^Yes it was. But I think a Webby movie sounds like a wonderful idea.

In a world with out web... CAME WEBBY! This is the inspiring story about an average kid who helped people with his Webby powers and webbed his way into the spotlight!

Webby: WEBBY GOT WEB! *funky music*

Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, Mila Kunis, THE LIFE OF WEBBY.

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Handsome Squidward: A normal aquatic Semi-Handsome Squidward wakes up from the many painful door hits he had to the face and realizes that his semi handsome days have turned him into glorious 100% of pure hunk, Handsome Squidward. Embraced ever more so with his killer looks, Handsome Squidward goes onto life with mobs attacking every inch of his handsomeness. How many times will he graciously fall in the Krusty Krab? Will the movie theater have to add a rated "H" to warn movie goers of the high level of fainting of this gorgeous octopus? Find out in summer 2012, in glorious 3-D for all your sweaty pursuits.

I squeak my dog's toy many times in the pet store to annoy others around me.

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