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499524.gif Someone, get the Salt Water!

*splashes water in Ex's face*

The power of Neptune compels you!

I never said spongebob SUCKS, I was just being a middle finger to society and posting a non-Spongebob quote.

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"Lois, this isn't my batman cup!"

Thank you ExKizuna.

When I get around to it, I'll do more Family Guy....

You forgot the "WOAH WOAH WOAH..." at the begining. But yw.

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ÔÇ£Hello, ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isnÔÇÖt me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like heÔÇÖs me. Look down, back up, where are you? YouÔÇÖre on a boat with the man your man could smell like. WhatÔÇÖs in your hand, back at me. I have it, itÔÇÖs an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. IÔÇÖm on a horse.ÔÇØ

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"I got it! Let's get naked!"-Patrick

"Put on your noise cancelling headphones 'cause it's gonna get loud in here."-Penny

"I'm also bilanguagil. I speak fluent English and American."-Lindsay

"Remember, tonight....you."-Hand Banana

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