Wumbo Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Yeah, okay, I admit that I've been on a teeny tiny topic-starting spree in the music section, but I have nothing better to do with my time, so please bear with me. What lyrics are laughably bad? Which ones make you recoil in disgust? Post 'em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Presenting the wonderful words from everyone's favorite wordsmith: Soulja Boy Tell 'Em. Today's piece is called Yahhh! Had to censor a couple words because his vocabulary is quite appalling. [speaking] Hey, Dem 30/30 Boyz, Soulja Boy and Arab We got somthin new for y'all When a motherfucka be in your face Just on your nerves, talkin shit And you just don't wanna hear it Just be like "Yahhh, Bitch, Yahhh!" [Chorus] (Hey, SoulJa Boy, can I get your autograph?) Yahhh, Bitch, Yahhh! (Yo, Arab, I really like you, man) Yahhh, Bitch, Yahhh! (Are there any 30 boyz that---) Yah, Yah, Bitch, Yah Yahhh! (Yeah, I was wonderin, can I be on your next---) Yahhh, Yahhh, Bitch! [Hook] Get out my face, ho! Get out my face, ho! Get out my face, ho! Get out my face, ho! Get out my face, ho! Get out my face, ho! Get out my face, ho! Get out my face (Yahhh!) [Verse 1] Let me tell you about the life And how you live when you is a star Every single place you go The people run up to your car Everybody wants to talk, and everybody wants to jive Everybody wants a handshake, or want a high five And these ugly girls always got a friend That wants to talk to you (Bitch, Yahhh, Yahhh, Trick) (And your friend, Yahhh, Yahhh Too!) Ain't got time for chitchat I'm tryin to get this money So get up out my face You shit-breath dummy [Chorus] (Hey, SoulJa Boy, can I get your autograph?) Yahhh, Bitch, Yahhh! (Yo, Arab, I really like you, man) Yahhh, Bitch, Yahhh! (Are there any 30 boyz that---) Yah, Yah, Bitch, Yah Yahhh! (Yeah, I was wonderin, can I be on your next---) Yahhh, Yahhh, Bitch! [Hook] Get out my face, ho! Get out my face, ho! Get out my face, ho! Get out my face, ho! Get out my face, ho! Get out my face, ho! Get out my face, ho! Get out my face (Yahhh!) [Verse 2] Dawg, get out my face, Im startin to get mad Walkin up (Soulja Boy, Can I have your autograph?) Bitch, Yahhh, Bitch! Leave me alone, let me get some peace I'm sittin at the house and a (n word) can't sleep Leave me alone ho, before I have to knock your ass out (Hey Soulja Boy, when that new 30/30 boyz cd coming out?) Bitch, Yahhh, Bitch! Bitch, Yahhh, Bitch! Bitch, Yahhh, Ya, Yah, Ya, Yahh, Ya, Bitch [Chorus] (Hey, SoulJa Boy, can I get your autograph?) Yahhh, Bitch, Yahhh! (Yo, Arab, I really like you, man) Yahhh, Bitch, Yahhh! (Are there any 30 boyz that---) Yah, Yah, Bitch, Yah Yahhh! (Yeah, I was wonderin, can I be on your next---) Yahhh, Yahhh, Bitch! [Hook] Get out my face, ho! Get out my face, ho! Get out my face, ho! Get out my face, ho! Get out my face, ho! Get out my face, ho! Get out my face, ho! Get out my face (Yahhh!) [Talking] Hey Soulja Boy, Wassup Man? Soulja Boyyy! Yeah, you like that? We keep it crunk like that! Hey, man, you gonna let me get on this cd? Man, come on, man, I got some bumpin stuff back at the--- Hey, Hey, Hey Araaab! Yeah You know I know that stuff "Watch My, Put It in da Chain" Hey Soulja Boy, man, both of yall just listen, man, hey, man don't turn around Hey, man, listen! Hey, look, I just got to tell you somethin 'Cause look, man, I know a (n word) in Chica- (Yahhh Bitch, Ya Yahh, Ya Yah Yah, Ya Yah) Laughing (Yah---Laughing---Yahhhh, Bitch) (Shut the fuck up, Bitch!) (Yahhhh, goddamn, don't you get it?) With Beat (Yah) (Ah) (Ah) (Yahhh) Laughter (Bitch, Ya Yahhh Bitch!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 And welcome back to more horrible lyrics. Our next installment comes from Kemoneysignha. The masterpiece is called "Dinosaur". [Chorus] D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R You are a dinosaur D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R You are a dinosaur O-L-D M-A-N Your just an old man Hitting on me what? You need a cat scan [Verse 1:] Old man, why are you starin' at me, mack on me and my friends? It's kinda a creepy You should be prowling around the Old folk's home Come on dude! Leave us alone At first we thought that it was kind of ill when We saw that you were like a billion And still out tryin' to make a killin' Get back to the museum [Chorus] D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R You are a dinosaur D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R You are a dinosaur O-L-D M-A-N Your just an old man Hitting on me what? You need a cat scan Hey dinosaur, baby you're pre-historic Hey dinosaur, that's what you are HA Hey carnivore, you want my meat I know it Hey dinosaur, that's what you are HA Yea, you're pretty old [Verse 2:] Not long til' your a senior citizen And you can strut around with that sexy tank of oxygen Honey your toupee is fallin' to your left side Get up and go bro! Oh wait your fossilized HA! Then you offered me a martini Walk away with your hips with in sinking Then you say, "Honey wanna come with me" I'm about to barf seriously [Chorus] D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R You are a dinosaur D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R You are a dinosaur O-L-D M-A-N Your just an old man Hitting on me what? You need a cat scan Hey dinosaur baby, you're prehistoric Hey dinosaur That's what you are HA! Hey carnivore you want my meat, I know it Hey dinosaur That's what you are HA! Hey dinosaur baby, you're prehistoric Hey dinosaur That's what you are HA! Hey carnivore you want my meat, I know it Hey dinosaur That's what you are HA! D-I-N-O-S-A You are a dinosaur D-I-N-O-S-A That's what you are HA! D-I-N-O-S-A You are a dinosaur D-I-N-O-S-A That's what you are HA! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted February 2, 2012 Author Share Posted February 2, 2012 "Hard like morning wood in the morning" will.i.am, T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever) Add "morning wood" to a list of things I never want to hear in a song again. Also, "morning wood in the morning"? As opposed to morning wood in the afternoon? "Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town" Thin Lizzy, Jailbreak A jailbreak? Somewhere in this town? Where could it be? Maybe THE JAIL? Just about everything from Eminem's "Kim" - http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/eminem/kim.html This is why females are obviously the dominant gender, because they don't write complete garbage like this. Love Eminem, but this song sucks. More to come, don't worry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jellatine Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 "Friday", anyone? ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 "Friday", anyone? ;DBashing Miss Black was so last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jellatine Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Bashing Miss Black was so last year. It's not bashing when the topic is actually about pointing out the worst of the worst, me thinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted February 2, 2012 Author Share Posted February 2, 2012 Friday's too easy. I go for the diamonds in the rough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted February 2, 2012 Author Share Posted February 2, 2012 I was too distracted by her face to pay attention to the lyrics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Snake Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 It's not bashing when the topic is actually about pointing out the worst of the worst, me thinks Alright then, here you go. (Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark) Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah, yeah, yeah Seven a.m., waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein' everything, the time is goin' Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin' Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin' in the front seat Sittin' in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend Friday, Friday Gettin' down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) Fun, fun, fun, fun Lookin' forward to the weekend 7:45, we're drivin' on the highway Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly Fun, fun, think about fun You know what it is I got this, you got this My friend is by my right, ay I got this, you got this Now you know it Kickin' in the front seat Sittin' in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend Friday, Friday [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/friday-lyrics-rebecca-black.html ] Gettin' down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) Fun, fun, fun, fun Lookin' forward to the weekend Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin') We-we-we so excited We so excited We gonna have a ball today Tomorrow is Saturday And Sunday comes after ... wards I don't want this weekend to end R-B, Rebecca Black So chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat) In the back seat (In the back seat) I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah) Fast lanes, switchin' lanes Wit' a car up on my side (Woo!) (C'mon) Passin' by is a school bus in front of me Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend Friday, Friday Gettin' down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) Fun, fun, fun, fun Lookin' forward to the weekend It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend Friday, Friday Gettin' down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) Fun, fun, fun, fun Lookin' forward to the weekend Most garbagely awesome song ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 "I drowned in her pussy so I swam to her ass" Lil Wayne... the death of modern rap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted July 17, 2012 Author Share Posted July 17, 2012 I guess after I tore apart this song in my Knee-Jerk Opinions thread, it's only fitting to post the godawful lyrics here as well. Ladies and gentlemen, Birthday Cake: Come and put your name on it Put your name on it Come and put your name on it Ya name, betcha wana put your name on it put ya name on it Come and put your name on it Ba ba baby It's not even my birthday (my birthday) But he wanna lick the icing off (the icing off) He want that cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake Oo baby your so excited don't try to hide it ima make you my bitch cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake. I know you wana bite this it's so enticin nothing else like this ima make you my bitch. And its not even my birthday (my birthday) betcha wana put your name on it And its not even my birthday (my birthday) and hes tryna put his name on it. It's not even my birthday(my birthday) but he wana lick the icing off (the icing off) I know you want it in the worst way (the worst way) Can't wait to blow my candles out He want that cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake. Oo baby I like it, you're so excited don't try to hide it ima make my bitch. cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake. I know you wana bite this it's so enticin, nothing else like it ima make you my bitch. And it's not even my birthday (my birthday) Bethcha wana put ya name on it And it's not even my birthday (my birthday) And he tryna put his name on it. Ooo I wana fuck you right now. But he wana lick the icing off (the icing off) I know you want it in the worst way (the worst way) can't wait to blow my candles out. He want that cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake Cake cake cake cake. Oo baby I like it, you're so excited dont try to hide it ima make you my bitch, cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake. I know you wana bite this it's so enticin nothing else like this, ima make you my bitch. My birthday Dontcha wana put your name on it. My birthday Dontcha wana put your name on it. Come and put your name on it. Ba ba ba Bonus: Recorded by Rihanna and Chris Brown, two of the biggest knobs in the music industry today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shin Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Almost anything by Lil B. Go on, look his lyrics up-- I'll wait. (granted, i actually like him. #TYBG) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macseed Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 What about Stupid Stupid by Nicki Minaj? That song is just... stupid. Just stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Do I sound like a helicopter? (bbbbrrrrrrrddd) -Worst ending to a pop song in a while -Cher Lloyd song Want U Back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted July 31, 2012 Author Share Posted July 31, 2012 Do I sound like a helicopter? (bbbbrrrrrrrddd) -Worst ending to a pop song in a while -Cher Lloyd song Want U Back Worse than that is the "UUUUH!" at the end of every. Damned. Verse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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