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YEEEEHAWWWW! I love a good mystery! :D So I was talkin' with my friend Larry about some protein shakes when the lights went dark and we couldn't see. I yelled "What in tarnation!" and went to see if anyone suspicious was moving about. I saw Mrs. Puff go to the bathroom and Squilliam running for the exit, but other than that, I couldn't see very much. I would have to say......... Mr. Krabs did it! (d) This is just one of his schemes! Plus how else would you sneak patties out of the Krusty Krab with a security system like that? Only Mr. Krabs would know how to do that!

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1 minute ago, I Am Jethro said:

Was the person tall or short?

Also, you've proposed the worst possible theory. Why would Mr. Krabs steal his own property? Are squirrels really that dumb? Is Texas dumb?

I only saw a glimpse, so I couldn't tell if the person was tall or short. Sorry. :/

And why is it crazier than a jack rabbit in a circus? The Krabby Patties go missing, it makes the Bikini Bottom news, and people flood to the Krusty Krab because the sandwich is now rare. Didn't we see this very thing with that Szechuan sauce at McDonalds?

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I admit that Mr. Krabs is probably not above such an evil deed. It would allow him to mark up the prices.

Can you at least confirm your buddy Larry didn't take off somewhere?

And to put the love triangle to rest, are you more nuts for him or for Spongebob?

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Just now, I Am Jethro said:

I admit that Mr. Krabs is probably not above such an evil deed. It would allow him to mark up the prices.

Can you at least confirm your buddy Larry didn't take off somewhere?

And to put the love triangle to rest, are you more nuts for him or for Spongebob?

Larry didn't really move very much. I think he was trying to impress me.

If we're going to be honest, I think Larry is gay.

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19 minutes ago, Pharmacist Army said:

What's the best description you can give about the theif?

It was very dark! But I could see someone of Squidward's height.

18 minutes ago, Harleni Quinn said:

Did you see them go anywhere from the kitchen?

I could not see past the door, sadly.

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4 minutes ago, Sandy Cheeks said:

Squidward is kinda an average height. I mean, if you're going to keep pressing me for answers, I can make up facts like how they were wearing clown shoes.

So you can say for certain the figure wasn't Plankton?

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