OMJenkins Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Hi young people. I love the young people! So hilaryfan80 wants me to spin a yarn on the good ol' Krusty Krab. I was in the bathroom taking my first evening trip to the loo, and suddenly the lights went out. I thought I was going blind - my vision is getting way too horrible. I heard a bit of screaming, so I just sat on the toilet and waited. When I woke up, I found a few Krabby Patties in my stall! I have no idea how they got there, unless I brought them and forgot.... eh..... what are we talking about, sonny? Oh, you want me to pick someone who could have done it? I don't know these youngins but I would have to say the squirrel. You know what they say about immigrants. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Are you trying to schmooze us over with that young people malarkey? Why should we believe a racist who is covered in Patty evidence? You may have just been in the stall as you say, or are you stalling for time so we don't figure out you're the culprit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 so you like kicking people's butt, do you? we'll show you *punch on my fist* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMJenkins Posted October 20, 2017 Author Share Posted October 20, 2017 1 hour ago, I Am Jethro said: Are you trying to schmooze us over with that young people malarkey? Why should we believe a racist who is covered in Patty evidence? You may have just been in the stall as you say, or are you stalling for time so we don't figure out you're the culprit? 1 - Nope, I just love the young people! 2 - Who is the racist? 3 - Yup, I'm pretty sure I was in that stall, unless my memory is getting that bad... 1 hour ago, Dracula Phineas said: so you like kicking people's butt, do you? we'll show you *punch on my fist* That's not nice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Can you describe the screaming sound to the best of your ability? Have you ever had a problem with sleepwalking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMJenkins Posted October 20, 2017 Author Share Posted October 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, I Am Jethro said: Can you describe the screaming sound to the best of your ability? Have you ever had a problem with sleepwalking? 1 - Eh...sorry sonny, but I couldn't hear it well enough to...uh...oh, identify it, since I was in that stall. Also, my hearing sucks. I's a miracle I'm hearing any of your questions! 2 - Zzz...*wakes up*...Huh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 you're lazy? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Are you a burden? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMJenkins Posted October 20, 2017 Author Share Posted October 20, 2017 10 minutes ago, Dracula Phineas said: you're lazy? What? Speak louder, sonny. 8 minutes ago, I Am Jethro said: Are you a burden? I hope not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 derp? ok i'm done with you, you're useless 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Did you hear any doors opening or slamming? Did anyone else come in the bathroom while you were in there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMJenkins Posted October 20, 2017 Author Share Posted October 20, 2017 15 minutes ago, PhantOWM said: Did you hear any doors opening or slamming? Did anyone else come in the bathroom while you were in there? I think I did hear a door creak but my hearing and vision is so bad that I wouldn't have the slightest clue... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 Did you see any krabby patties before you went into the bathroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMJenkins Posted October 21, 2017 Author Share Posted October 21, 2017 41 minutes ago, Harleni Quinn said: Did you see any krabby patties before you went into the bathroom? Yup. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 i guesss you don't know who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMJenkins Posted October 23, 2017 Author Share Posted October 23, 2017 On 10/22/2017 at 12:47 PM, Dracula Phineas said: i guesss you don't know who? I don't know what? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NegiSpongie Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Did you hear the screaming in the bathroom? Did you notice anyone in the bathroom at the same time as you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMJenkins Posted October 30, 2017 Author Share Posted October 30, 2017 9 hours ago, Harleni Quinn said: Did you hear the screaming in the bathroom? Did you notice anyone in the bathroom at the same time as you? Nope. Nope. If someone came in, it was probably when I fell asleep...*zzz* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Are you sure you saw a "few" Krabby Patties? Did they look identical, and if they were, were they all half-eaten? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMJenkins Posted October 30, 2017 Author Share Posted October 30, 2017 1 minute ago, PhantOWM said: Are you sure you saw a "few" Krabby Patties? Did they look identical, and if they were, were they all half-eaten? I'm not entirely sure...... it was really dark. Sorry that I'm not that big of a help, sonny. When you get old, a lot of your time is spent on the toilet and your eyesight goes really bad. It may have just been one. Either way, I'm not sure how it got there. It might be mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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