One Hundred Facts About Squidward.

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1. His last name is Tentacles.

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2. His name is not SQUIDWARD TORTELLINI!!!

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3. He lives in an Easter Island Head House.

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4. He lives Smooth Jazz

(Lives, loves, same diff  )

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5. He loves Canned Bread.

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6. He lives Kelpy G.

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7. He is the same species as Kelpy G. is.

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8. He doesn't like SpongeBob

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9. Except he sorta does

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Edited November 27, 2016 by President Squidward

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13 minutes ago, President Squidward said:

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NOseph broseph 

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10. He likes to dab

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11. He said "Let's get that poop!"

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12. He's bald

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13. He had hair... once

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14. He hates Squilliam 

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15. Squilliam hates him

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16. His toenail was cut off by SpongeBob in House Fancy

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17. He plays the clarinet

(Unpopular opinion: I LIKE it.)

[SquiddyFace]

18. He's a cashier