One Hundred Facts About Squidward.

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38. Very unlucky in love

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39. He choked on a fork

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40. He gave Mr. Krabs the deed to his house

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41. He is a bad clarinet player

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1 minute ago, Squidward en Repose said:

41. He is a bad clarinet player

Debatable 

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42. He left a casserole in the oven

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43. He stuck his head in an oven (fortunately he didn't die!)

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44. He is not a Squid 

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45. He is an octopus.

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46. He quit his job in Chum Fricassee

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47. He has appeared on the front of Bikini Bottom magazines

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48. He doesn't like it when anyone touches his clarinet 

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49. They don't call him the Hot-Lips Squid for NO-THING...

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50. Karen replaced him as cashier (Karen 2.0)

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51. Squidward cares about personal hygiene a lot

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52. He tried to change the thermostat to 63 degrees (Krab a la Mode)

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53. He is my imaginary friend!!!

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54. He voice actor was arrested for DUI

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1 minute ago, Squidward en Repose said:

54. He voice actor was arrested for DUI

Roger?!?!? ;(

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55. He loves Krabby Patty in the end of Just One Bite