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Spam Adventures With Oobi and Friends

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Join Oobi, OBAB (spam edition), and Gullah (not GullahOfficial) as they go on adventures flooding the forums with lots and lots of spam!

The writing will be based upon the godly OBAB show, and the plots will always involve spam. Also, the word "Spam" or "Godly" will be in every single title of an episode.

Episodes (they will come whenever):

Spoiler

Episode 1: Oobi Meets Spam

Episode 2: The Godly Pair  (coming soon)

Episode 1: Oobi Meets Spam

oobi: im bored

(oobi goes to a ruten cave)

oobi: oh mah gud

(ahbi seiz da spam)

oobi: i must hav da spam

(oobi taks dat spam)

oobi: huray

oobi: where shud i uz diz spam

(oobi seiz es bee see)

ubi: purfehct

(oobi goes to es bee see)

oobi: tim to spam

(ubi spams)

oobi: yay

jjs: no

(jjs suspense oobi for 1 day)

the end

episode 2: the godly pair coming later

Edited by Hungry Larry

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I have nothing against joke spinoffs, but if you're gonna do this at least give it some form of plot, along with making it more fluid and readable. We don't want to have to close down spinoffs like these again. Per our rules:

""Joke" spin-off/lits (works that aren't exactly seriously written) or trollfics are allowed, but only if it at least tells a form of story and is comprehensible. Any work that is incompressible, or flat out spammish writing, will be deleted."

Edited by Hungry Larry

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14 minutes ago, crushingmayhem said:

I have nothing against joke spinoffs, but if you're gonna do this at least give it some form of plot, along with making it more fluid and readable. We don't want to have to close down spinoffs like these again.

well ok then

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Episode 2: The Godly Pair

Oobi: Well this is boring, I'm going to a land.

(Oobi goes to the a land)

Oobi: WHOA! What is this?

(Oobi looks at a sign)

Oobi: SBC Huh!

Conehead: What are you doing here.

Oobi: I'm looking for a godly pair.

Conehead: Sorry but we have no pair here.

Oobi: DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! WHERE IS THE PAIR!

Conehead: WE DONT HAVE ANY PAIRS HERE NOW GET LOST!

Oobi: GIVE ME MY PAIR NOW!

Conehead: NO!

Oobi: THAT'S IT I'M GONNA RAGE!

Conehead: JJSTHEKID, hilaryfan80, AND JCM GET OVER HERE!

Oobi: WHOOPS I'M OUT!

(Oobi leaves)

Oobi: That was close!

(Oobi sees a pair)

Oobi: Oh wait there's my pair, It was ride behind my arm.

Conehead: FOUND YOU!

Oobi: SHOOT I'M OUT!

(Oobi teleports)

Conehead: GOOD RIDDANCE!

The End

Note: I will be writing some episodes

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Episode 3: The Lightbulb

Oobi: Now where did I put my lightbulb.

(Oobi gets an idea and looks at a portal)

Oobi: AHA! Maybe that land stoled it.

(At SBM)

President Squidward: Well this is boring.

(Oobi teleports to SBM)

President Squidward: AHH!

Oobi: Hi there.

President Squidward: GET OUT OF HERE!

Oobi: GIVE ME MY LIGHTBULB FIRST!

President Squidward: BUT I DONT HAVE IT!

Oobi: Who has it?

President Squidward: NO ONE NOW GET LOST

Oobi: NO GIVE ME MY LIGHTBULB NOWWWW!!!

President Squidward: SSJ GET OVER HERE!

Oobi: SHOOT GOTTA GO!

(Oobi teleports)

Oobi: Now my lightbulb is lost forev-

(Oobi looks up)

Oobi: Oh there it is, silly me.

The End

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Episode 4: Where's My Pizza

Oobi: Where is my pizza.

(Oobi gets an idea and makes a portal)

Oobi: Now that's definitely the land who stoled my pizza

(At Planet SBC)

Conehead: Now I gotta go back t-

Oobi: Did you guys steal my pizza.

Conehead: Oh, its you.

Oobi: GIVE ME BACK MY PIZZA!

Splaat: MY NAME IS SPLAAT!

Oobi: NOT YOU!

(Oobi punches splaat)

Oobi: GIVE ME MY PIZZA!

Conehead: I DON'T HAVE IT!

Oobi: GIVE ME MY PIZZA NOW!

Conehead: OOBIMINIONS GET HIM!

Oobi: Wait you have robotic minions with my name.

Conehead: Yes.

Oobi: WELL I'M OUT!

(Oobi teleports)

Oobi: Well my pizza is gone forev--

(Oobi goes to his door)

Oobi: Oh I didn't had the pizza yet, silly me.

The End

Note: this is my last written episode

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On 11/8/2016 at 1:12 PM, Ol Bold and Brash said:

Episode 4: Where's My Pizza

Oobi: Where is my pizza.

(Oobi gets an idea and makes a portal)

Oobi: Now that's definitely the land who stoled my pizza

(At OBABland)

Conehead: Now I gotta go back t-

Oobi: Did you guys steal my pizza.

Conehead: Oh, its you.

Oobi: GIVE ME BACK MY PIZZA!

Splaat: MY NAME IS SPLAAT!

Oobi: NOT YOU!

(Oobi punches splaat)

Oobi: GIVE ME MY PIZZA!

Conehead: I DON'T HAVE IT!

Oobi: GIVE ME MY PIZZA NOW!

Conehead: OOBIMINIONS GET HIM!

Oobi: Wait you have robotic minions of me.

Conehead: Yes.

Oobi: WELL I'M OUT!

(Oobi teleports)

Oobi: Well my pizza is gone forev--

(Oobi goes to his door)

Oobi: Oh I didn't had the pizza yet, silly me.

The End

Note: this is my last written episode

a few wrong things

1. not every lit is related to the sbc show

2. where's gullah (not gullahofficial) and obab (spam edition)

3. oobiminions are robots that look like obab, not oobi

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1 hour ago, Conehead said:

a few wrong things

1. not every lit is related to the sbc show

2. where's gullah (not gullahofficial) and obab (spam edition)

3. oobiminions are robots that look like obab, not oobi

1. Ok but I won't write another episode

2. Same as the first

3. Fixed ;)

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