Man Steals Spoon So He Can Eat his Captain Crunch

Jane · September 29, 2015

Says it all

Slippin' Freddy · September 29, 2015

Now he's a real pirate.

illiniguy34 · September 29, 2015

XD Oh my God, that is hilarious! And since it's on the Smoking Gun's site, won't be long before this ends up on a "World's Dumbest" countdown!

**Nosheratu!** · September 29, 2015

Well, I would've done the same thing. :stinkeye:

crushingmayhem · September 29, 2015

Oh wow, he probably was desperate for his breakfast. Apparently he was in jail before so it makes sense.

MMM · September 29, 2015

should I

A) Reference "The Spoon" from Gumball

or

B ) Ask why it's always Florida that does this crap

The Guy With the Computer · September 29, 2015

I admittedly don't blame him.

Elastic Dawg · September 29, 2015

How do you get caught stealing a spoon, let alone at Walmart? Fucking amateur hour.

Less_SpongeBob · September 29, 2015

Let's ban Cap'n Crunch then, that stuff's way too addictive

September 30, 2015

should I
A) Reference "The Spoon" from Gumball
or
B ) Ask why it's always Florida that does this crap

HE'S GOT A SPOON

TJ · October 1, 2015

This is not even the craziest news story I've heard the last few months. The world needs to chillll.

asiaworld8 · October 2, 2015

that crazy, i heard he got arestted like for what

Jane · October 3, 2015

another great games of spongbob, in gameslite.net online flash games.
online games, flash games.

Dude, I don't wanna get a virus. Piss off.

SG19 · October 15, 2015

This is even funnier than the drunk guy who demanded bacon mac n' cheese.

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