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The Life In Bikini Bottom


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EPISODE 1: GAME ON!

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[inside Johnny's home on a rainy day]

Bobert: Aw, dang. This is so boring.

Johnny: I know! It's raining out in Bikini Bottom!

Bobert: What are we going to do?

Monroe: You know, we can play with that old thing.

[points at game console]

Johnny: Oh! You mean my Fintenmo Entertainment System. My mom has had that when she was little.

Bobert: Don't you have the Nii, Nii U, and 4DS?

Johnny: Yeah... up in my room.

Monroe: Anyway, lets see what games are here... WOAH! You have all of the old Super Fish Bros!?

Johnny: Yup. I also have all of the New Super Fish Bros games.

Bobert: C'mon! Let's play!

[turns on TV]

Johnny: Super Fish Bros. 2 is fun.

[Puts in Super Fish Bros. 2]

Bobert: Hey. Let's have a little tournament. Whoever beats the boss, wins.

Monroe: But what do the losers do?

Bobert: They uh... have to ask out the crushes to the Spring Fling!

Johnny: Okay! [beats chest and says in deep voice] IT'S ON!

[1 hour later]

Bobert: Dude! We are on the boss level!

Monroe: I'm gonna do it!

Johnny: No, I am!

Bobert: Nope! Me!

[Weird shrieking sound comes from the TV]

Bobert: O glob! We did it! Who did it?

[screen says: PLAYER 3]

Monroe: OOOOOOH! I totally beat you!

Bobert & Johnny: I WANT A REMATCH!

Next episode: You

Coming: Next week

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Episode 2: You Are A Daredevil

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Bobert: Woo! I can't wait for this!

Monroe: Dude. This is The Mitten!

[Waits in line for the ride while Johnny runs by]

Johnny: C'mon, Monroe! Lets go on... THE FIERY FIST O' PAIN!

Monroe: Whoa, didn't two people lose their spines? (Okay, to be specific, those two people were SpongeBob and Patrick.)

Johnny: Well, yeah... But this will be my tenth time!

Bobert: They need to limit riding that to 5 times a day.

Johnny: C'mon Bobert!

[all three run over to Fiery Fist O' Pain]

[2 HOURS LATER]

Johnny: AGAIN!!!

Monroe: DUDE! THAT WAS YOUR 100TH TIME!

Bobert: Yeah! I even barfed 12 times!

Johnny: Don't worry! We can go on 100 more... *faints*

[bobert and Monroe whistle and run away.]

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