Danny DeVito

Favorite It's Always Sunny episodes?

November because of my birthday

this game is one of many reasons why aliens will never contact us

A Very Philly Christmas Deep within the mystical kingdom known as Philadelphia and on a cold Christmas night, there rests an establishment known as Paddy’s Pub. The pub is owned and operated by “The Gang”, consisting of four friends, though I use that term loosely: Mac, Dennis, Charlie, Dee and last but certainly not least, Frank. The pub has introduced special limited edition drink for the holidays in hopes of attracting a large crowd for Christmas. Alas, barely anyone shows, much to The Gang’s dismay. Either they sucked at advertising or Paddy’s Pub just didn’t have the same appeal to Philly anymore. Had the Pub’s time finally come? The Gang contemplates the establishment’s future, as the realization hits them like a sack of coal. They each take a few good sips of that holiday drink and have a real talk about their time together at Paddy’s Pub over the years. They reminisce over the fond memories they’ve had here over the years and decide to do a Secret Santa, drunkenly giving each other their presents. They ultimately realize they don’t need the Pub to be successful as long as they have each other, so they decide to liven up the joint with their own party. And that folks, is the true spirit of the holidays or something heartwarming like that. The Gang partied throughout the night, having themselves a jolly little Christmas to themselves. The End.

Favorite role of mine?

The entire city of Philadelphia, now under my reign as its king.

I would like to dedicate these awards to my reformed orthodox rabbi George W. Bush.

are you squid ward

are you squid ward

what do y'all want for christmas

"Christmas Who?" is now called "Someone Fell My Old Coral Tree"

hey kids it's me santa claus if you behave this year I'll give you a special present from the bottom of my heart

are you squid ward

this is a movie that will exist

In the maligned episode "Dear Vikings", Squidward says he is "state registered" which would imply Bikini Bottom is simply one state part of a larger country. There is also a map from the forgotten episode "Hide and Then What Happens?" showing Bikini Bottom on one continent: What would the country's name be, or is it also named Bikini Bottom? How do other cities such as Rock Bottom and New Kelp City fit into this intriguing lore? Why do crappy SpongeBob episodes have interesting lore implications? Why am I asking YOU all of these questions!?

4EverGreen's on a Bus

8/10 In "Patty Hype", there would've been a scene where Mr. Krabs actually tries to sell Bowtie French Fries to compete.