Inanimate Carbon Rod

I forget, how do you change your profile music?

OH MY. MY UNIVERSE IS GONNA END TONIGHT 

SpongeBob production music is my jam tbh

It's hard to believe I'm about to live on campus for the first time

did anyone watch fetch with ruff ruffman as a kid/tween or am i that rare species of man

AHOY

AHOY

AHOY

AHOY

So apparently my Sociology teacher taught us the wrong material on Wednesday for the final, so he cancelled the final class today and just gave us all A's for the exam.

I know it sounds crazy too, but I'm not making this up.

I haven't been here in a while!

Anyone in the mood to do me a custom-made Xmas avatar? 

evil genius, giant brain 

HEY PAL, GET YOUR BUNS OUT OF MY EYES

It's me, from SpongeBuddy Mania! 

Well, my sister was in a car accident and I'm pretty sure I botched this interview. Today is not a good day. 

I'll be here for a while. Leaving SBM temporarily.

I'll be here for a while. Leaving SBM temporarily.

I'll be here for a while. Leaving SBM temporarily.

Starting to feel better than yesterday and this morning. Hope I feel even better tomorrow.

OHMAHGERD the GF finale is today! Exciting, isn't it?

Yay, I'm not sick anymore.

hey hef, ask me what time it is 

I would like to say "Happy Birthday" to Spot. 010010000110000101110000011100000111100100100000010000100110100101110010011101000110100001100100011000010111100100101100001000000101001101110000011011110111010000100001

SMH who is that in Terminoob's avvie?