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Nosferatu!

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Status Updates posted by Nosferatu!

  1. MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

  2. Looks like my job assignment got extended again. Hooraaay!

    1. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      and apparently now I get paid for holidays... double hooraaay!

    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      woo katie's making that $!

  3. These words make my head sad.

  4. Need...! Hatred...!

    1. WhoBibbles
    2. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      My name is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred... and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill... and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

  5. Dennis always gets his man... but does he always get his woman?

  6. Karen, it's not giving me unconditional love. I think it's defective.

  7. Yeah, A to Y, you know, the alphabet.

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    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      ^ you clever man

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      Too bad, if his small head let his brain be bigger he'd be smart enough to know that :P
      same for patrick actually, the point gives him little to no space for a brain

    4. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      we trophy technically his brain would be proportionate to his head if we were using RL animals as examples :P

  8. Darn, I like the funnel.

  9. I made a very important purchase today.

  10. But what if instead of Alec Baldwin, Dennis was voiced by Gilbert Gottfried?

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    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      ^ that's the exact line I want to hear in his voice

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      This is a real mustache!

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      but imagine if he was voiced by Jeremy Irons

  11. How do you know about Honkers?

    1. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      key and peele<33333

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      KEY AND PEELE IS MY JAM, MY JELLY, MY PEANUT BUTTER AND MY PEANUTS

  12. It's a big lagoon, dude.

  13. brb getting super emotional over animation from '04

  14. Stupid van! You broke my finger!

    1. Cha

      Cha

      is dennis using vans to lure his assassin victims in with candy now

    2. Nosferatu!
  15. Krabs give me secret formula or I bring big boom boom to the Krusty Krab.

  16. I'd be Norton's friend.

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      he seems like a cool guy

  17. PRESENTATION!

    1. Cha

      Cha

      WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE.

  18. I'm actually quite impressed with my latest piece of digital art! Progress, I love it.

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Had that same moment wheN I took a decent photo... in the middle of the day nontheless

    2. Nosferatu!
  19. You dimwitted creation of science!

  20. Plankton has his own gang in the new SB comic. I love everything.

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