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  1. Nosferatu!

    @ all of the thoughtful civilians who didn't bother to stop and help me when my car stalled this morning: thanks 

    (d) 

  2. Nosferatu!

    sweet nightmares 

  3. Nosferatu!

    watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough 

    1. Hayden

      Hayden

      You're not shiny

    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      You're shiny af Katie :sbblink:

  4. Nosferatu!

    you're welcome, you're welcome 

    (smirk) 

  5. Nosferatu!

    gotta love tmw people make you feel bad for your interests 

    1. Cha

      Cha

      i'm sorry </3

  6. Nosferatu!

    i can't believe santa's getting me a divorce for christmas :hearts:

  7. Nosferatu!

    confession: I never liked chum

    (smirk) 

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S REAL ANYMORE

    2. Cream

      Cream

      ur lying tbh

  8. Nosferatu!

    you can't expect a demigod to beat a decapod

    1. BenPaz

      BenPaz

      Stop spoiling Moana

       

      It's in 4 days anyway I can wait. Thank the gods for Pokemon!

  9. Nosferatu!

    fish are dumb, dumb, dumb, they chase anything that glitters 

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      at least theyre not pieces of dung like so called friends lmao :Laugh:

       

  10. Nosferatu!

    c'est la vie, mon ami

  11. Nosferatu!

    tfw ya goin' to disney world in 55 days

    :rock:

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      take me with you :norton: 

    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      Have fun there <3

    3. Cha

      Cha

      have a good time, kadie :sbblink:

  12. Nosferatu!

    rip plankypoo

  13. Nosferatu!

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  14. Nosferatu!

    who wants to come to my next wedding

    1. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      :( 

  15. Nosferatu!

    tfw ya love a crab (not that krab, disgusting)

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      Katie and Tamatoa sittin' in a tree :smirk: 

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

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  16. Nosferatu!

    *rimshot*

  17. Nosferatu!

    Hello fellow America. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I’m hot. Taxes. They’ll be lower. Son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do, Philadelphia. So do.

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      could u just come to Turkey and run for president :plankton: 

  18. Nosferatu!

    AH HA HA HA 

    YOU FOOLISH RED MAN

  19. Nosferatu!

    evil genius, giant brain 

    1. Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Inanimate Carbon Rod

      And he still hasn't got him that secret formula.

  20. Nosferatu!

    TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL

  21. Nosferatu!

    taking my boating exam-- uh, drivers test tomorrow, help me nurse leslie

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    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      Good luck. If it doesn't work, mind control who makes your exam. :plankton:

    3. Popeye Q. Krabs

      Popeye Q. Krabs

      Have fun! Good luck.

    4. Cha

      Cha

      gl :hearts:

  22. Nosferatu!

    do not touch me, I am covered in poisons

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      I thought Dennis doesn't have any fears (smirk)

    2. OWM

      OWM

      does that hat take ten gallons?

  23. Nosferatu!

    you want some energy pizza?

  24. Nosferatu!

    a table for 1... or 9

    1. Cha

      Cha

      or 10... 10 YES BECAUSE WE'RE REALLY HUNGRY

  25. Nosferatu!

    *that mindless waiting room music*

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