Nosferatu!

Let not the sands of time seep into your shorts... for it shall chafe.

let's see how many soccer moms give me dirty looks for wearing my corset pants out again today  

let’s get in a cab, i’ll buy you a kebab

might be taking a short hiatus here soon

mo bounce? more like NO bounce... I don't care how dumb and predictable this was I want this song forcibly removed from my life  

my leg!

new phone, who dis

Nobody can beat Internal Affairs.

rip plankypoo

SERENITY NOW!

still can’t believe i erotic danced with a vampire. that really happened 

sweet nightmares 

t-minus three weeks until i get to meet the love of my life and subsequently become a creature of the night 

taking my boating exam-- uh, drivers test tomorrow, help me nurse leslie

tfw u eerily resemble ur idol circa 2009

tfw ya love a crab (not that krab, disgusting)

tfw you find your adoption file and realize you're almost exactly like your birth mom

tfw your job hosts potlucks basically every month  

tfw your town fails to mention that an IMAX has opened  

that awkward moment when your new manager is the personification of Satan  and you find yourself in a race against time to promote out to safety

the lava's pretty hot, let's give into our fear

there he is, our poor, sweet petyr, burnt to a sizzle 

this is more important to me than my own hypothetical child

this is the greatest day of my life

this weekend was honestly the most fun i've ever had in my entire life. being able to truly express myself and have people dig it is very liberating, esp when one of those people is someone you deeply admire. i think i've finally come out of my shell  sorry in advance for the sappy post