kylie

E•MO•TION is a flawless album 

no spoilers but todds best list is beautiful 

were only 3 weeks into this year and i already have a fave song of the year

why is "whats my name?" the best rihanna song 

todds best list slayed me 

id like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly 

new #beautiful profile music 

back to december is the best song of all time 

they luv me cuz im hooot, they luv me cuz im real 

new avatar 

hey!

but i never saw the way the orange slayed the rake

when koneko gives u green tea but breaks the cup and u think the stain on the carpet is preg's water breaking but you are denied twice of green tea and her water and then you remember how good ben jr's udders could have tasted if not abby shot him in the back with a rifle on April 17th, 2009

*isnt american*

if i charged anything to my dads credit card, he would charge me with assault

thats what i do right? i hate the humans? its not like i ever got to know any of em

hideaway by kiesza is the worst song i have literally ever heard in my entire life ever

if its a boy im gonna name him cilantro

YOU HAVE ENOUGH ROCKS

doctors say i dont have much time left

*sips loudly* i was just gonna tell you *stops slurping* CASSANDRA WAIT FOR A NATURAL LULL IN THE CONVERSEETION *continues drinking loudly*

kanye cant legally run for president

did blaze get banned again

what if gentleman friend was ken munson all along