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    only in florida this would happen

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      I'm sure Todd is pleased 

    2. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      who's this old jerk

      lol

       

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     I am so happy that people are acknowledging Biggie Cheese's existence in the pop music world

  3. I, the Amazing Plankton, can--
    I, the Amazing Plankton, can--
    I, the Amazing Plankton, can--
    I, the Amazing Plankton, can--
    (sped up) I, the Amazing Plankton, can--
    (slowed down) I, the Amazing Plankton, can--
    can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can
    Prestigitatious--
    Prestigitatious--
    Prestigitatious--
    Prestigitatious--
    Prestigitatious--
    Prestigitatious--
    SHI-YA-KAZING! (Dinner)
    (explodes)
    Ouch. 

  4. I don't think I've ever hated Charlie Puth that much until I heard "Marvin Gaye". One of the worst songs and pickup lines I've ever heard. The production music behind the song may give me goosebumps and/or nightmares.

  5. 10:10am: It's a cold Florida morning. I am pondering whether or not I should hibernate like a bear or play Pokemon Colosseum.

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I presume "it's a cold Florida morning" means that the temperature dipped below 20 degrees Celsius for once

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      48 degrees Fahrenheit

    4. Cream

      Cream

      48 degrees does sound surprisingly cold for Florida tbh, but at least you're not getting temperatures close to the negatives :P

      I would honestly love to be in Florida right now at this time of year.

  6. Achmed Saves America >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Avengers: Endgame

  7. After all the days I've spent at Fernandina Beach, I now get the appeal of the ocean and the waves I've surfed there.

  8. Apparently, the same guy who played that funky music in the '70s lived in my hometown at some point.

    https://www.tampabay.com/news/humaninterest/wild-cherrys-rob-parissi-evolves-from-funky-music-to-smooth-jazz/2117555

  9. Argh....I be regrettin' not choosin' Captain K'nuckles for this Stop What Yer Doin'...

  10. As much as I am optimistic, I'm not sure how I feel about Mindy being part of The Gang this season.

     

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    But I can tell that whatever this scene is is gonna make up for it.

  11. Breaking news: Slash died due to amazement and envy of my glorious guitar skills.

  12. Chestnuts roasting, I'm gonna open fire

    1. sbl

      sbl

      jack frost ripping open your corpse

  13. Clone High feels like the kind of show that's meant to have a "No Context" Twitter account

    1. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      I like "Clone High" because Joan of Arc is voiced by Comedienne/Actress Nicole Sullivan! :hysterical: Enough said! ;)

  14. clowns to the left of me

    jokers to the right

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    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      The second and third songs above in the last ten songs thingy are both lyrics to "Stuck in the Middle with You" along with the lines I said above.

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      what the heck is fm-1

    4. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Some random Muzak station. I wanted to see what my local CVS' music station was (You know, the same CVS that played LUKAS GRAAAAAAAAAHAM) so I Googled "cvs music station" and that was the result.

       

      http://muzakwpn.muzak.com/wpn/030.html

  15. Coming to theaters in summer 2016: Dreamworks' Spinning Planes That Make You Barf

  16. Dang it, now "Steal My Sunshine" is in my head.

     

    Somebody get it out of my head.

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      fight earworm with earworm

  17. Dragiiin gives me nogista.

     

    HERE ARE OTHER SBC MEMBERS THAT GIVE ME NOGISTA:

    Deli

    The_Bob_Ball

    thecrad15

    storytime7

    yellowshdow

    ssj

    Spanky Ham

    Person

    Mothra

    Shinya

    Hassan

    NewLeafFan

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      Where's whobob? (D) 

  18. Ever get one of those songs where you hear the cover version before the original as a kid and think that that song was the original and not the original song?

     

    Looking at you, "Drift Away" by Uncle Kracker feat. Dobie Gray.

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      legitimately didn't know that was an otis redding song

      YOUR RESIDENT MUSIC EXPERT EVERYBODY

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Oh yeah, there's also "Give a Little Bit" by The Goo Goo Dolls.

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I guess you could count Jimi's "All Along the Watchtower" but does Bob Dylan's version even exist after that one

  19. everyone kill the dinosaur

  20. funny spongebob moment

     

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      its funny bc he wants to do the suicide

    2. Cha

      Cha

      funny question about a condiment being a musical instrument 

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      no individual, that particular condiment is not in fact a musical instrument
      that particular one is not a musical instrument either

  21. God bless Spotify, the Throwback Thursday theme this time is based off my birth year <3

     

    also my rankings of 2015 are finished expect my best and worst lists to come soon

  22. Got a 90% A on my Algebra exam. Time to break out the sham paggney.

  23. guys, a friend on facebook told me that smokey robinson died so this must be true

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