Plankton

Do you submit your loyalty to me?

This video is clearly edited propaganda. Off to the gulag you go!

12 years later and this episode still sucks. Only redeeming part of this catastrophe was my attempted robbery. F+

Great episode until the awful ending.

In this very "fun" game, you shall come up with your own initialism for the word "FUN", like so: F = Fire U = Uranium (Bombs!) N = No Survivors! Whoever I deem to have the best initialism by the end of my reign will receive a grand prize! Anyone I deem not worthy will receive this reaction: Go!

Greetings, malefactors! After six years of being denied, I have FINALLY been able to take over your website again. My Chum Buddies were unable to secure another win, so I've had enough of them and am taking matters into my own hands. Don't worry, your foolish admins are safe and sound... for now. Special thanks to @sbl for the beautiful skin, who I shall spare from any further hard labor or torture! Here are my immediate decrees: Krabs is banned from both the forum and Discord. "All hail Plankton!" must be at the end of every post of yours or you're going to the gulag. You must eat only Chum Bucket food from here on out. Be sure to pray to my self portraits. All of your doubloon accounts are frozen as I do not believe in wealth. My regime is not without its positives though, as we shall be holding two festivities! The first shall be a turntable party held tonight at 7pm EST! You must play songs and clips related to me or you shall be vaporized. The second will be a Pictionary game dedicated to me tomorrow night. If you draw me incorrectly, you'll also be vaporized. Fun! If you have any questions, don't ask at all. This is also the last time I’ll ever take over the site, so enjoy this while it lasts, peasants! All hail Plankton.

That's okay, your insignificant win won't matter very soon, Eugene.

Do you agree the Chum Buddies are superior, and if so, can I brainwash you to join my side?

Well, I know who to hire when that happens! Also, oh yeah, don't lose Buddies! Let's win a March Madness for once!

Excellent work my minions, no sappy tie for us! You're all getting raises for the new year!

"King Plankton" is now called "All Hail Plankton!"

How would you steal a Krabby Patty?

Let's steal another Snowcember, Chums!

I KNEW IT! I DEMAND the Krew have their wins revoked due to their captain's fraud!

I was on the floor, scouring around for what traps Krabs had made for the Candy Patties. I saw SpongeBob talking to Krabs about something and I saw Squidward walking near the office a few times, but in fairness, he also looked bored and probably didn't want to talk to anyone.

You imbeciles, I didn't steal the formula! If I knew I had no chance of stealing the accursed Candy Patties, what makes you think I had a better chance of stealing the formula? I don't know about you guys, but I find it awfully suspicious Krabs was so eager to invite me to this party. If it's not him, then I suspect either the sponge or the octopus set this whole thing up!

Please be nice to my cousin, he can't read.

Excellent work, Buddies! As a reward from the bottom of my heart, I will increase your pay and you get to keep your brain privileges. Also, IN YOUR FACE EUGENE!