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Dear Jesus, I hit an inocent flock of geese today and I am just kicking myself, shame on me. Please lavish my unclean body with your baby oil of truth.
Someone
baby oil?
YOU'RE NEXT
I can't see you Carl, I have dollar signs in my eyes
YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS
OWM
YOU BUMPED INTO THE CEILING THAT NOW HAS TO BE WASHED AND STERILIZED
Aya♥
SO YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR!
Space Cowboy
YOU JUST GOT BASED!
I have 5 extra warning points for no reason
Clappy
Message already sent explaining what happened.
I regret nothing!
Metal Snake
I'm glad I did everything!
E.V.I.L.
okay
Maroon
I assume this involves whiskey.
Go into the water, live there, die there
It was me, the Chief, disguised as Yellow Pinky the entire time!
Cha
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING MORRACO.
-rolls up a doobie-
Elastic Dawg
Nice try, Storm.
Ruck Fules
Sweat
Go Ruck Yourself
$WANKIN
This is so Rucking ftupid
His name is Jeff Harvey
NOTHING WORSE THAN A SNEAKY BULLET
Macseed
I heard that all the time back on Boomerang!
Run for you life sir! It's a stampede!
Diggin Wumbo's 19,999 posts
I apologize for my actions Clappy
close enough
ABOO
SMEEEEEE
The Man, The Myth, The Adamle
So, I get my beans and my flour for only...TWO OF MY OWN PIES?!
EEEEEEEEGH!
Moar Boy
Oh! the humanity!
Wowee Pickle
I was referencing Toki from Metalocolypse
Old Man Jenkins
Still, get a room
lol k
Brutal
what'd you say about my family?
IT'S NEW JACK
Oh lord, getting steamy again
8 year olds, Dude
Heavens to Murgatroid!
IT'S ALL THERE, BLACK AND WHITE, CLEAR AS CRYSTAL
YOU'RE AN UNHUMAN MONSTER! I SAID GOOD DAY!