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  1. The Crow

    Well, as per Sauce's advice, I'm gonna take an early shower and just be done with it.

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      I just thought I heard OMJ say he is completely recharged...unless he's....A ROBOT! Nah...

    3. box

      box

      I SURRENDER!

    4. Cha

      Cha

      *sees that it's just a fryer* Ohh...

  2. The Crow

    Broken Condom Style!

    1. Sabre

      Sabre

      To me it always sounded like "Open Condom Store"

    2. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      HEYY IT'S YO BABY

  3. The Crow

    I have a hairy, hairy chest because I'm now the third highest poster on SBC! My lack of a social life is finally paying off :P

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      Awesome! I'm the 31st :)

    3. Cha

      Cha

      Congrats Old Mang!

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Congrats dude. :)

  4. The Crow

    Damn, UH sucks.

    1. box

      box

      UH?

    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      University of Hawaii football team.

    3. box

      box

      Oh, ah.

  5. The Crow

    Happy National Chocolate Milk Day!

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    2. box

      box

      Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli!

    3. Cha

      Cha

      Plague? xD I meant pledge.

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      LOL, plague! HAHAHAHAHA! Ohhh man, Cha... *wipes tear from eye*

  6. The Crow

    Gawd, who the hell parties everyday of the fucking week?

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    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      You?

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      and Me?

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      and All Other People?

  7. The Crow

    The ancient Hawaiians say, when the sea turtle retreats into it's hardened shell, just give it time. It'll show up... especially with some teryaki barbecue chicken.

  8. The Crow

    The news said smiles are contagious. Watchu doin' to my aina, Sauce?! Dis aintcho rock to shi shi nai nai on!

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Ahahaha I was kidding OMJ! I knew you would catch that reference.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      I hear clapping is fatal.

    4. Macseed

      Macseed

      That's not true. I'll prove i- (falls to the floor)

  9. The Crow

    The Cult of OMJ is (somewhat) reborn! http://www.sbcforums.com/forums/index.php?/groups/show/6-old-man-jenkins-jalopy/ Your #1 source for everything OMJ! ;)

  10. The Crow

    Pegasus vs Chimera? Sounds lulzy enough for me to give the Shaturday treatment, which I have been painfully neglecting as of late.

  11. The Crow

    Psy schools Britney Spears Gangnam Style on Ellen? I gotta see this.

    1. shin

      shin

      i love how it ends up being pronounced "gengnam style"

  12. The Crow

    What an eventful morning for all the wrong reasons. My next door neighbor's house burned down. Crazy fucking shit but glad nobody got hurt.

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Well I'm glad it wasn't serious, OMJ.

    3. The Crow

      The Crow

      Me too, especially with my sister and her kids here. Bad experience for the kids to go through.

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Awww the poor kiddies. ;(( Hey, at least everyones all good.

  13. The Crow

    I swear, the WWE must be stalking my YouTube account. A lot of the wrestling vids I have on some of my playlists are getting taken down. :(

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    2. ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      Man, I know how it feels. :(

    3. Ron

      Ron

      Add several copyright policies into your description; under law, you have the right to share content for the purposes of critique. Just add some blurbs to the video to avoid infringement. ;P

    4. The Crow

      The Crow

      Oh, not videos I'm uploading, videos from other people that I add to my personal playlists :P it's like they're using me to get them. lols

  14. The Crow

    Since I'm laying off the hot sauce tonight, here's to hoping my dreams will be less...vivid.

    1. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Good cuz I was gonna make that particular drop of hot Sauce to be really really hot.

  15. The Crow

    Sooooeeee, had a bunch of crazy ass dreams this morning alone.

    1. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      I woke up at 4am and had a stuffy as shit nose. Before that I had a dream about, uh, yeah, PM me if you really want to know.

  16. The Crow

    As much as I'd like to see my hometown team pull off an upset and beat the top dog, USC is probably gonna beat UH silly again.

    1. Ron

      Ron

      I was supposed to go to that game. >_> My brother decided to bitch at the last minute and say he hadn't gone to a game yet, so now he's there (and he doesn't even give a damn about football) and I'm here. -_-

    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      Well, I was proven right. At least I won my bet. Here's to improving on your game, UH.

  17. The Crow

    I swear, if one more college calls my phone and asks about a different person...

    1. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      ...you're gonna pose as them and end up going to college.

    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      Rajah dat, bu!

  18. The Crow

    Nothing like watching some good ole Castle Scraps...I am so ashamed to have gone to that school.

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      And here I thought that box cutter fights at my old high school were too extreme.

    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      These kids need to drop the MMA acts and straight up brawl like the good ole days. I would at least catch a kick and try to send the guy crashing down or break his leg.

  19. The Crow

    Just realized I hit 11k posts. Imma making my way up.

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Woo hoo! Go get 'em Jenkins!

    3. Jellatine

      Jellatine

      You're unreachable to me now. I shall bow to you instead *wink wink*

    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Good job!

  20. The Crow

    Totally forgot today was Statehood Day here. And here I thought it was just a normal Friday night.

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    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      Quite.

    3. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      Yea verily.

    4. The Crow

      The Crow

      Mmmhmmm

  21. The Crow

    I'm programmed for etiquette, not destruction!

    1. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      Now you spend sleepless nights sleeping.

  22. The Crow

    Going to the beach to celebrate my sister's birthday. AOOOOOH.

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    2. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      Happy birthday to her! It'sw my sister's birthday too!

    3. terminoob

      terminoob

      Steppin' on the beach DO DO DOO DO.

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Have fun dude.

  23. The Crow

    Well, with the Olympics over, I now have nothing to watch on tv during these long days again. The Olympics went by too fast :(

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    2. terminoob

      terminoob

      That's what Shark Week is for.

    3. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      ^LIKE (Phil Defranco is on it too, BONUS)

    4. William Leonard

      William Leonard

      Well, at least we have the Paralympics.

  24. The Crow

    Either my friends got hacked on FB or today's National Coming Out Day.

    1. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      Hmm... I haven't noticed any open-closet people in my newsfeed.

  25. The Crow

    Well, I know what I'm gonna do for my big 10K. It's totally not an attack or anything.

    1. shin

      shin

      you can propose right now, i won't judge

    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      I'm happily e-engaged to E-Dawg domo arigoto much.

    3. shin

      shin

      i regret to inform you that this is now a love triangle, then

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