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I am SHOCKED that this episode actually got AWAY with referencing the ending of the 1950's movie, "Sunset Boulevard"! By this point, I think it would be a lot BETTER if Mr. Lawrence and the other writers of this series, started looking for someone OTHER than Squidward to be put into situations that involve him getting into pain and other humiliating experiences! While this episode at LEAST gives a justifiable excuse for the situation Squidward is in (Spongebob builds a pool, Squidward is secretly jealous of it, but doesn't WANT to admit that Spongebob's pool looks good), this sort of plot has already BEEN done before in "The Paper" and "The Idiot Box"! Not only that, but they drag out Squidward trying to deny wanting to go into Spongebob's pool for too long, before he finally does it! When Squidward finally DOES get into Spongebob's pool, what happens is that Squidward falls asleep and has a dream, featuring SOME of the octopi who haven't been seen since "Squidville". Unfortunately, Squidward falls asleep for SO long, he doesn't wake up until morning! Not wanting to be caught by Spongebob, Squidward runs inside the toy shed, which is unfortunately the FIRST place Spongebob and Patrick go to. Squidward tries to pull a variation of the "Nobody Here But Us Statues" writing technique, which backfires when Patrick decides that Squidward would be a PERFECT floating toy to play with! Needless to say, Squidward has to SUFFER Patrick blowing into his MOUTH, and being played with in the ROUGHEST of matters possible! Finally, Squidward has HAD enough and SCREAMS to let the air out, and FINALLY admits to Spongebob that Squidward was jealous of his pool. I'd feel a lot more SYMPATHY for Squidward, but he "Could've Avoided This Plot" if he had just been HONEST with Spongebob from the beginning! You would think that after being allowed to use Spongebob's pool anytime he wanted, Squidward would get to enjoy himself. But no; Patrick accidentally cranks the diving board SO high, Squidward is actually OUTSIDE of Earth's atmosphere! And when Patrick tries to crank the diving board back down, the crank BREAKS: causing an overly long scream as Squidward falls down, gets burned by re-entering Earth's atmosphere, falls smack down into Spongebob's pool, resulting in him floating like the ending scene from "Sunset Boulevard". And than, Squidward's body breaks into pieces, due to hitting the water so hard. I'd give this episode a 6.5 out of 10 at BEST! Enough said, true believers!

It's one thing to HAVE an interesting episode title that SOUNDS like it will have an interesting premise, it's another thing entirely to follow through on an interesting episode title! Spongebob thinks that Gary having his own little house to play in while Spongebob has to work and what not, would be a good idea. The problem is, Spongebob didn't put anything INTERESTING inside of Gary's little house! To rectify this problem, Gary decides to (somehow) modify his playhouse itself, by making it a scaled-down version of Spongebob's house, and wearing a little yellow box instead of his shell, to be like Spongebob! Spot even morphs himself into looking like Gary to complete the reference! If that wasn't enough, Gary gets a new slug friend that looks like Patrick, and an angry sea urchin neighbor that looks like Squidward! Instead of running wild with this premise, all Kaz thinks that you have to do to sell this episode, is to make the main characters be astounded by their "Cuteness Proximity". It might be a LITTLE funny for it to happen once the FIRST time, but to make it the main running gag throughout the entire episode (and the characters CAUSING the "Cuteness Proximity" to not having an ulterior motive for it), does NOT make for a really captivating episode! Thankfully, for some reason, a sea bunny, acting like Mr. Krabs, wants Gary to cook food for some hungry nematoads (who for the first time in the history of this series, AREN'T interested in devouring a pineapple!) It initially looks like everyone is going to get to see Gary do his OWN version of the very first episode of "Spongebob Squarepants", but instead; Gary quits! It turns out Gary likes to PRETEND to be like Spongebob, but only as long as its fun. Anything involving work is OUT!!!! So, Gary goes back to living inside Spongebob's house, but he at least gets two new companions in the form of the Patrick slug, and the Squidward urchin. While there was nothing really wrong with this episode, there wasn't anything really great about it, either. I'd give it an 8.1 out of 10 at best. Enough said, true believers!

"Danny Devito's Playhouse" ("Gary's Playhouse")

In movie theaters, I saw "Oppenheimer", and on TV, I saw the 2019 film version of "Cats", both out of some form of morbid curiosity.

Probably Thrifty's Mint N' Chip ice cream available at my local Rite Aid store; it's my go to for an ice cream treat!

As is the case with many other animated shows, it is often interesting to wonder about what kinds of shows they have within the UNIVERSE of that show! In the case of "The Patrick Star Show", Patrick HIMSELF gets the opportunity to HOST various types of shows (all game shows, but STILL shows), that could exist within the universe of "The Patrick Star Show"! As it turns out, the types of game shows that could exist within the universe of "The Patrick Star Show", make MOST of the activities within the "Total Drama" franchise look downright SANE by comparison! Bunny and Cecil are FORCED to eat expired foods, and try to guess WHAT they are and WHEN they expired; GrandPat has to search for hidden bombs hidden WITHIN his wrinkled skin folds (and we find out that he has an older brother, hope they expand more upon THAT in future episodes!) And Squidina is FORCED to try to change the fabric of time in the past, in order to change the appearance of a teacup in the present! All Squidina ends up doing, is BRIEFLY changing everything EXCEPT the teacup to look like an abstract Picasso painting, and THEN somehow accidentally fusing Patrick and Sandy together! By this time, the Star Family has had ENOUGH of being put through Patrick Star's dangerous shows, and decide to give him a taste of his OWN medicine, by doing a game show of their OWN! Needless to say, Patrick finds out the HARD way, that putting ANYONE (let alone his own family) in danger is NOT a great way to get ratings if HE has to take the same damage he dished out! But than, as it turns out, Squidina DID manage to change the teacup, it just took a LOT of time for the change to take effect, as the teacup MORPHS into a dinosaur! The Star Family has to put aside their differences in order to fight it, with a MEGAZORD type machine (with GrandPat forming the BUTT of it, making HIM the BUTT of the joke!) But before they can do battle, it becomes time for BREAK time for COFFEE, with coffee from within the Coffee Pot of the Star House! And by the time they're done with that, they run out of time for anything else, leading it to time for a show called "The End!" I'd give this episode a 9.5 out of 10, mostly because I really would've LIKED to see how the Megazord and Teacup Dinosaur battle would've played out. Enough said, true believers!

Awesome!!!! Squidward and Jimmy Neutron are going to be playable in this one! I wonder what other surprise brawlers will appear? I can't wait to find out! Enough said, true believers!

It's practically no secret that making fun of shows (especially your OWN show) selling merchandise in order to fund the show, is often a risky endeavor. But thankfully, this episode pulls off the concept really well! While the first idea is realistic enough, selling action figures like Pat The Hapless and Beezelbass (Bubble Bass' magic ancestor), only with the realistic aspects of their powers and abilities cranked WAY up, the ideas only get CRAZIER and more dangerous from there! Needless to say, it was only a matter of time before a Safety Inspector (a brand new character named Bobby Bobbington) eventually decides to confiscate all of the dangerous items! Needing to quickly improvise, Patrick and Squidina segue to ANOTHER commercial, which shows an ACTION figure of Bobby Bobbington himself! Even though it has a potentially dangerous staple gun in it, Bobby is so TOUCHED by the move, he decides to let the Star family sell WHATEVER merchandise they want, and gives back the stuff he attempted to confiscate! Unfortunately, the Star family DOESN'T get to keep their money for long, and not just because of Patrick's stupidity! As it turns out, Patrick's stupidity was SCRIPTED...by a future Rube 800 years into the FUTURE, who was angry at Patrick endangering his tiny city from the future (seen in "The Incredible Shrinking Stars"), by having somehow shrunk the Star family AGAIN, and shaking them within a snow globe, all for the purpose of his OWN commercial! "Beware The Nice Ones", indeed! I'd have to give this episode a 9.5 out of 10! Enough said, true believers!

After the episode segment that was "Bubble Bass Reviews", practically ANY episode segment that came out after it was going to find that episode segment a "Tough Act To Follow"; let alone one that revolves mostly around a PRISON! Granted, I am glad that they showed off where Bunny works (even if I'm not sure if she's exactly the MOST qualified to be working there, although it's HARDLY the oddest decision ever made regarding characters in the "Spongebob Squarepants" franchise). In any case, when Patrick needs to go use the restroom, he mistakes one of the MANY open room prison cells as being an open room restroom, and thinks that one of the prisoner's there is part of a club that has their own bathroom uniforms. The prisoner there takes ADVANTAGE of Patrick's stupidity, by switching outfits with him, and attempts to break free, ONLY for Bunny to take the prisoner home by MISTAKE! Although the prospect of BEING in prison seems terrifying to Patrick at first, he's able to EASILY impress the inmates (including the two crooks from "The Getaway" making a return, cameo appearance), by eating 100 plates of prison slop, PLATE included! The prisoner, however, finds life at the Star house MUCH tougher, as he's forced to eat TRASH that Patrick wouldn't give a second THOUGHT about eating (lest Cecil suspect that HE isn't Patrick), while Squidina out-right KNOWS that while the Prisoner isn't Patrick; decides she HAS to use him anyways in order to do a painful stunt in a scene! The prisoner tries to get away, only to be faced with the prospect of having to cure GrandPat's bunions, and being sent through a PAINFUL trip through the time machine, before deciding that while prison may be MISERABLE, it's a LOT safer than being part of the Star household! Thankfully, Patrick is unwittingly being used by prisoners to escape by EATING through the floor and dirt, where the prisoner switches places BACK with Patrick! Unfortunately for the Prisoner, his peace WON'T last long, because Patrick liked HIS stay at prison SO much, he offers for the rest of the Star family to LIVE there, which Bunny agrees to, as it makes HER commute to work a LOT easier! Needless to say, the prisoner is so HORRIFIED by this prospect, he LITERALLY breaks apart in half! I'd give this episode an 8.5 out of 10. Enough said, true believers!

"FUN-Believeable" is now called "Rube Tours".

Currently playing (for the first time) "The Revenge Of Shinobi" for the Sega Genesis by the Nintendo Switch's Sega Genesis Virtual Console Service!

So far, I think this episode is probably the biggest acknowledgement by the actual writers of this show, that THEY know that if Stephen Hillenburg were still alive, there wouldn't BE any spin-offs such as "The Patrick Star Show" on the air, and that by all rights, their show shouldn't EVEN exist, and saying that they don't CARE about that fact, and have their OWN things to say about the "Spongebob Squarepants" franchise! And they're using the experimental nature of "The Patrick Star Show" in order to do it! This show pokes obvious fun at The Nostalgia Critic, who takes trivial goofs and errors that could conceivably be found WITHIN the universe of "The Patrick Star Show", and tears apart each error like it's the writing technique of "Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking"! Of course, as we see from Bubble Bass'...editing job, it's not like HE'S an expert at making HIMSELF look presentable. Either he's TOO lazy, too apathetic, or a combination of the two to do a better job! Of course, as this episode shows; if you REALLY want to make your own web-based series critiquing and complaining about shows you only watch to 'Hate-watch' (how THAT ever became a thing, I'll never know); than you have the right to do so. But when you do, DON'T be surprised if the people you COMPLAIN about feel insulted about your words, and come to YOUR house wanting to TALK to you! Interestingly enough, Patrick and Squidina actually THOUGHT that Bubble Bass' words of criticism, were ACTUALLY constructive towards improving THEIR own work, and they decide to REVIEW Bubble Bass' REVIEW show! (Talk about being "Shaped Like Itself"!) And they show off Bubble Bass being neglectful about food stains on himself, throwing tantrums (that they could only show a PORTION of), and SWEATING whenever he gets over-excited! As it turns out, Bubble Bass can DISH it out, but taking it is ANOTHER matter entirely! Although Bubble Bass' Mother IS thankful that Patrick and Squidina were able to get Bubble Bass out of the house, doing some ACTUAL physical activity! I personally can't find anything wrong with this episode, I'd give it 11/10! (It's THAT good!) Enough said, true believers!

Apparently, as of this episode, Spongebob is now calling HIS Spatula "Spatty" instead of "Spat", and "Spatty" is now EXPLICITLY referred to as "A girl". In any case, when Spongebob's spatula accidentally breaks, instead of trying to buy a new one, or use an OLD greasy Spatula, Spongebob INSISTS on getting his spatula reforged by Guru Greasetrap! Now, I've joked about "George Jetson Job Security" before, but this is the FIRST episode that actually refers to it! Mr. Krabs tells Spongebob that if he DOESN'T get back soon, Mr. Krabs will give a random (off-model) SpongeTOB, Spongebob's job! So Spongebob makes a quick venture to the Misty Mountains (a reference to "The Hobbit"), where who should he meet except Rube Goldfish (who proves he has MORE than just one outfit), as Rube Goldfish helps Spongebob cross a VERY narrow fish made bridge...before taking a CONVENIENT elevator to go back DOWN the mountain, since his shift was over! Spongebob proceeds to climb up the rest of the (VERY) tall mountain; as in, he LITERALLY grew a five O'clock shadow while GROWING it! Guru Greasetrap tries to tell Spongebob that his TRUE spatula is inside him! But...since Spongebob has NEVER really been good at understanding metaphors, Guru Greasetrap instead decides to reforge Spongebob's broken spatula himself. Too bad Spongebob accidentally BREAKS Guru's fish hands with a VERY heavy anvil (as if to invoke a "Drama Preserving Handicap"), so now Guru has to teach Spongebob to repair his spatula himself! Despite an interesting training montage, all Spongebob REALLY ends up accomplishing is accidentally causing more harm to Guru! Eventually, Guru decides to eventually cut out the training nonsense, and (even though Spongebob isn't TRULY ready) let Spongebob re-forge his spatula! Surprisingly, Spongebob's spatula SEEMS to turn out well enough; and to help Spongebob get back to the Krusty Krab BEFORE it's "Too Late", by kicking Spongebob DOWN the mountain, where Spongebob rolls up a giant snowball, and manages to roll back to the Krusty Krab just in the nick of time! Unfortunately, Spongebob's haphazard effort at reforging his spatula, causes Spongebob's spatula to almost INSTANTLY shatter again. Thankfully, Spongebob REMEMBERS Guru's statement that his "True Spatula is inside him", so Spongebob transforms his hands INTO spatulas, and although it's a little painful, he manages to cook the Krabby Patties, and restores everything (except one poor skeleton) back to normal health. At that moment, Guru Greasetrap walks into the Krusty Krab for a meal, and when Spongebob tells him that the reason HIS hands are now hurt is because he followed Guru's advice on how his "True Spatula is inside him", it turns out that the statement WASN'T a metaphor after all; there really WAS an actual spatula inside of Spongebob! I guess I'd give this episode an 8.5 out of 10, only because I feel that there were some things that COULD'VE been done a little better, had this episode had a longer running time to do it. Enough said, true believers!

"That Excited Spongekid And The Beanstalk" ("Plankton And The Beanstalk").

You know what's interesting? I think "Kamp Koral" is one of the few shows where the CGI actually got BETTER the more the show went along, as opposed to just staying the same the whole way through! Anyways, my favorite episode so far, is the one where Craig Mammalton got a day in the limelight. Enough said, true believers!

It NEVER ceases to amaze me, just how UTTERLY clueless the writers can sometimes be when it comes time to craft episodes around newer characters (and even long-time main characters can sometimes get hit with this as well!) In any case, I think the beginning and ending of this episode was Nickelodeon trying to explain WHY Squidward didn't get HIS own spin-off show; all he DID was to COMPLAIN about everyone who got on his nerves (Bubble Bass, Spongebob, Rube, and 44 OTHERS he didn't get the time to mention!) In any case, Mr. Lawrence has an AMAZING opportunity to showcase the eccentricity of Rube Goldfish, and instead, he WASTES it by having Rube observe Sandy Cheeks break the world record for holding acorns in her mouth (and could the writers PLEASE stop TRYING to make characters get devoured by OTHER characters a THING?! It's never going to BE a thing, let alone a GOOD thing!) Next, Rube observes Nosferatu bat Slappy's head around in a "Chain Pain Reaction" device, which while KIND of interesting, felt like just a WASTE of time for something that would've been a lot MORE interesting! Finally, Rube visits Mary, and the CREEPY old fish, who is FINALLY given a name, of Baby Prunes. (I'm probably one of the FEW people who know that it's probably a reference to "Baby Jane", the title character played by Bette Davis in the 1962 movie "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane"? In any case, Baby Prunes CLAIMS to be the oldest citizen of Bikini Bottom at 115 years old, and that she was really WILD 70 years ago. To prove it, she PILOTS a helicopter around town, making even RUBE nervous for his life! But when Perch Perkins' grandmother claims to be 116 years old, the two old ladies decide to get into a chopper fight, causing Perch to abandon his helicopter! The two helicopters SMASH into each other, but thankfully land safely onto a roller coaster, that takes them to the ground. And as if "Skewed Priorities" weren't enough, Perch Perkins' grandmother WINS the argument, by dying and evaporating into dust. R.I.P. Perch Perkins' Grandmother. At least Spongebob and Patrick got a chance to shine, by contorting their bodies to spell the word "Fun-believeable!" While I wouldn't agree with Squidward that it was "Horrible!"; it was MISGUIDED at best! I'd give it a 6.5 out of 10. Enough said, true believers!

I NEVER thought I would ever see something as weird as the "Spongebob Squarepants" writers, not only re-doing an episode idea they already TRIED once and failing at it, but actually pulling it off a LOT better! Unlike "To Love A Patty", the premise is that Sandy brings a Krabby Patty to sentient life using her technology! Naturally, Spongebob wants to have fun with it; but what Spongebob doesn't realize (at first) is that the sentient Krabby Patty's only desire is to be eaten. (Kind of like the old saying, "You can lead a horse to water, but you CAN'T make it drink any".) I thought the funniest part of the episode was when Spongebob thought the Goofy Goober mascot was EATING the sentient Krabby Patty on PURPOSE; so Spongebob takes the sentient Krabby Patty OUT of the Goofy Goober, claiming he WILL never visit a restaurant that tries to eat his friends EVER again, only to INSTANTLY pop back in saying that he will be BACK tomorrow, as if NOTHING happened! Anyways, as soon as Spongebob finds out that the sentient Krabby Patty really DOES want to be eaten, Spongebob at LEAST tries to find who is the best fit for him. However, the candidates who apply (like Slappy, Old Man Walker, Bubble Bass, and Nosferatu) ALL have problems with their mouths! Thankfully, Sandy points out that Spongebob HIMSELF would be a good candidate! Unfortunately, Bubble Bass and a bunch of the OTHER failed candidates WON'T let Spongebob eat the sentient Krabby Patty without a fight! And while a "Big Ball of Violence" is erupting, who should end up EATING the sentient Krabby Patty except GARY?! However, the candidates aren't PLEASED that Sandy was the one who CAUSED them to turn on each other in the first place, and Sandy REALIZES that there are SOME things that SHOULDN'T be brought to life, so she brings to life a barrel, and she rides her way out of the Krusty Krab! I guess I'd give this episode an 8.5 out of 10. Enough said, true believers!

I think if "The Patrick Star Show" has been good for anything BESIDES finding ways for making Patrick Star more entertaining in ways that DON'T just involve stupidity, I think it's allowed the writers to be more comfortable in experimenting with story ideas in general. For instance, prior to the creation of "The Patrick Star Show", I don't think the idea of having Plankton be the GENUINE protagonist of his OWN story (let alone, one that involved Spongebob Squarepants in a NON-anthropomorphic role), would've seen the light of day on "Spongebob Squarepants". It figures that Plankton wouldn't have FALLEN for somebody TRYING to sell him a Magic Bean. Instead, he sees a Vending Machine (since his wife Karen is a clockwork machine in his story, there's nobody telling him what CAN and couldn't be a possibility in his story), that promises that the Magic Bean (for just ONE farthing), can make him RICH beyond his wildest dreams! To both Karen and Plankton's surprise, the Magic Bean WORKS and grows into a bean stalk that takes him up into the clouds! Up there, he meets the SPONGE Goose that lays the edible, Golden Krabby Patties, who does so after hearing the beautiful music that the Giant Mr. Krabs FORCES the magical harp portrayed by Squidward, to play! Plankton was initially CONTENT with just taking ONE Golden Krabby Patty, but after Mr. Krabs TRIES to feed Plankton to the Sponge Goose, Plankton decides to liberate the Sponge Goose from Mr. Krabs castle! After Plankton PAINFULLY lands on the ground (forgetting that geese CAN fly), Plankton decides to cut the knot and simply uses a LASER (again, it IS his story) to cut down the beanstalk! While Mr. Krabs ends up CRUSHING Plankton and Karen's house, the episode ENDS with Plankton and Karen being SUCCESSFUL, in having the Sponge Goose perform for the public, and being able to sell the edible Golden Krabby Patties to paying customers, out of a RESTAURANT that they made from the Giant Mr. Krabs OLD crab shell; forcing an EMBARRASSED and naked Mr. Krabs to try to pay for a Golden Krabby Patty himself, only to be refused due to Plankton's rule of "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service!" (No doubt still REMEMBERING the trauma from "The Algae Is Always Greener". I'd give this episode segment a 9.9 out of 10, only because we never SAW Plankton free Squidward from Mr. Krabs' castle. Enough said, true believers!

I vote for the Goofy Goober's, because who WOULDN'T want to eat at a restaurant where they serve you so MANY different kinds of ice cream, and even give you a SHOW while you're there?!

Earlier today, I saw Wes Anderson's latest movie, "Asteroid City", in movie theaters. A well-made and wonderfully acted movie. My only (very small) complaint, is that SOME of the big name actors were WOEFULLY under-utilized more than they SHOULD have been! Enough said, true believers!

I'll be Deadpan Snarker.

First off, I don't know WHY they decided to call the episode title what they DID call it; it practically has nothing to DO with Grandma Tentacles NOT wanting anybody on her lawn! What this episode IS focused on, is what happens when someone who wasn't even LOOKING for people to be entertained by the things she says (I.E.: Grandma Tentacles), suddenly gets fans she NEVER really wanted in the FIRST place! And unlike Patrick Star and his family, who expect such activity due to actually HAVING an in-universe television show; Grandma Tentacles is justifiably annoyed that there are quite a few fish who are following her around! (Also, in the beginning; was Craig Mammalton one of the many seals that Patrick had performing?! It looks like he has a bigger family than I thought!) No matter where Grandma Tentacles goes or what she does, her unwanted fans keep following her! One time, the show gets its most META moment yet when Slappy accidentally turns on the SUBTITLES, and Grandma Tentacles USES them as a bridge to get across a chasm! Thankfully, Squidina and Patrick eventually come to her rescue, revealing that the reason there ARE fans chasing after her, is because (in-universe) she has the neighborhood's most wanted show!) She decides that if she can't beat them, she'll knock them dead! (Was that GILBERT Gottfried saying "Is this thing On?" During Grandma Tentacles show-stopping number?! If so, that was probably his LAST recording!) But as it turns out, her fans are SO fickle, they'd rather watch someone PAINTING a fence (like Tom Sawyer) than watch Grandma Tentacles give it her all. Oddly enough, SHE finds the show entertaining as well! I'd guess I'd give this episode a 9.5 out of 10. It LOST half a point due to the fact that ONE of the seals accidentally got their legs cut off. Enough said, true believers!

At long last; it's revealed that Squidina actually IS related to the rest of the Stars, due to the fact that her maternal Grandmother (Bunny's Mother) is a squid herself! And not just ANY squid, a witch named Agnes Steelhead, so now we also know what Bunny's Maiden last name is! Even though Bunny never got any witch powers herself, Agnes wants to see if Squidina has any magical talent to call her own. First, they try out some simple wand flame igniting! While Agnes can ignite an oblivious fish no problem; Squidina learns the HARD way, why you should make SURE your aim is TRUE before you fire! The second test is magical spell transformations! Using her LOATHED step-son Cecil as a Guinea Pig, Agnes transforms him into the likeness and sound of Slappy. But not only does Squidina's potion have no effect on Patrick, it just makes HIM thirsty for Agnes' potion, which ALSO transforms him into the likeness and sound of Slappy! At this time, GrandPat enters the picture, and he REALIZES that Agnes is up to some no good witchcraft! After slapping Patrick back to normal, GrandPat decides to (probably not for the FIRST time), become a late 17th century witch hunter! And just in time, to! Agnes WANTS Squidina to fly on a broom stick! GrandPat attempts to stop Agnes, but ends up falling off of the house! Squidina BEGS Agnes to save him, and Agnes reluctantly agrees; only to give GrandPat a CRASH course in broom riding! Since GrandPat decides that witch hunting won't work on Agnes, he decides to fight magic with magic, trying to make HER disappear with sleight of hand, smoke and mirror trickery! Only, Agnes decides to school GrandPat on some REAL magical tricks, by having a GIANT sea bunny attempt to devour him, THAN turning GrandPat into a giant carrot! However, it's by THIS point that Squidina has had ENOUGH of Agnes' bullying ways, and harnesses her OWN magic! First, she ZAPS Agnes back into Klopnodia; than she undoes the magical transformations that Agnes forced onto GrandPat! It's than revealed to be a DIFFERENT kind of magic; movie EDITING magic! Strangely enough, Squidina thinks that EDITING Patrick's show is NORMAL for a kid her age! Turning into a sea WEREWOLF during a full moon on the other hand? I sure hope THAT part becomes canon not just for her, but the REST of the Star family! I give this episode segment a perfect 10/10! Enough said, true believers!

...I'm almost a QUARTER of the way, there.

To be fair, this isn't the first cartoon show that depicted an inner part of the body actually LEAVING somebody's body; "Beetlejuice" the animated series did it WAY back in the late 1980's/early 1990's when a part of Beetlejuice's brain left his body; "Ren And Stimpy" once removed Ren's brain from his body; and "Regular Show" did it when Rigby's soul left his own body! Even so, this episode shows the consequences (if depicted cartoonishly) of what happens if someone (I.E. Patrick) treats their body like a garbage dump; their organs LITERALLY quit on him! In any case, I don't think it will ever cease to amaze me just how DURABLE and nigh invulnerable Bubble Bass' BUTT seems to be! Patrick's organs hit Bubble Bass' butt with a CAR, and he didn't even FEEL it! Unlike "Ren & Stimpy", when Stimpy had to hastily replace Ren's brain into his body when Stimpy couldn't find it; Patrick decides he can replace his own organs with a bunch of random household stuff! And oddly enough, the citizens of Bikini Bottom find him MORE handsome, muscular, and more useful! Meanwhile, Patrick's organs have a bad time when the Dance Club they go to, turns out to be the BACK of a Butcher's Deli! Thankfully, one of the objects Patrick swallowed was a Fax Machine, so he was able to get a note from his organs about the Deli...only to WANT to go for the chips! Not WANTING to be ignored, the Lungs inflate themselves so big, and let out such a loud scream; it shatters the deli glass, AND the restaurant! Patrick's organs WANT to be back inside of Patrick, but Patrick refuses, since THEY left him; and he doesn't NEED them anymore! As if the Universe wanted to make sure he was "Instantly Proven Wrong", an industrial strength magnet ATTRACTS the metal objects within Patrick's body! Patrick realizes the only way to get out of his situation, is to apologize to his organs, and let them back inside his body! So he releases ALL the objects he swallowed, swallows his organs back up; and learns something important! Actually, TWO things; first, never take your organs for granted! Second, never stand DIRECTLY underneath a fully loaded industrial strength magnet; you never know when it might release EVERYTHING it's carrying! I guess I'd give this episode a 9.5 out of 10. Enough said, true believers!