iVlog

[TJ]

Plot: In a completely brand new adventure, 16 year old Pearl Krabs, attending Bikini Bottom Talent High School, decides to start a Video Blog series about issues in her town and the ocean around her. With friends, Debbie Rechid, Dale Zachery, Harry Sylence, and Judy Rued, she takes society by storm with the power of the internet.

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Hmm. Seems interesting. But it sounds similar to iCarly. I'll still look at it though, see if I like it.

[Steel Sponge]

IT'S ALL FOR REEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAL...

With all seriousness, I'd like to see how this turns out.

[Macseed]

This is going to be great. I can't wait to see what Pearl does.

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Wait, where the heck did tv's post go?

[SpongeOddFan]

looking forward to reading this, teenj

[TJ]

iVlog will premiere this Saturday .

Here is the theme song to hold you over:

[Macseed]

Good! I was wondering whether this would be made or not.

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

I was wondering what happened this this.

[TJ]

I didn't forget about this. Because of my laptop loosing connection for 2 days, iVlog's series premiere could not be on Saturday or Sunday. So now it will premiere next Sunday.

[TJ]

 

Ep.1 "iGot A Vlog"

(Pearl Krabs was being driven to the Bikini Bottom Talent Academy school by her father)

Mr.Krabs: Don't you look so adorable in that blue and khaki!

Pearl: I HATE it. Its unfair the entire school has to wear uniforms. Its also unfair that you STOLE my uniform from the neighbors.

Mr.Krabs: What? You thought I was gonna go out of my way to pay for it?

Pearl: UM, YEA, your my dad.

Mr.Krabs: Well the neighbors had it just sitting outside.

Pearls: No, you broke into their house.

Mr.Krabs: Well no one was home.

Pearl: Well here we are. See you later dad.

Mr.Krab: Alright.

(Pearl gets out car and walks into school)

???: Pearl!

Pearl: Oh Debbie, these changes are horrible!

Debbie: I know, I mean, not all of us put graffiti on the school walls. It was just a group of bored kids.

???: Hey ladies.

Debbie: Judy...your not...

Pearl: ... In uniform.

Judy: and?

Pearl: Your gonna get in trouble!

Judy: and?

Principle Fishlon: (Pointing to Judy) Suspended.

Judy: Bye guys (Walks out of school)

Principle Fishlon: (Chasing after her) WAIT, YOU CANNOT JUST LEAVE.
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(Lunch time)

Debbie: Hey, Pearl, are you sitting with me for lunch?

Pearl: I'm going to see the principle.

Debbie: Why?

Pearl: To vent..
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(Walks into Principle Fishlon's office)

Principle Fishlon: Do you have an appointment?

Pearl: Uh...no.

Principle Fishlon: Then you can leave.

Pearl: Look, I really need to talk to you.

Principle FIshlon: About what?

Pearl: These uniforms. Can we please where regular clothes again?

Principle Fishlon: No.

Pearl: Please!

Principle FIshlon: NO.

Pearl: (Takes out a 100 dollar bill) (Whispers) No one has to know.

Principle Fishlon: NO. How dare you? Now get out of my office.

Pearl: Fineeee.
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(Pearl at home)

Pearl: (On the phone) I wish there was something I could do Debs.

Debbie: You could send a complaint to the school board.

Pearl: Nah. That's whack. I think I'm gonna make a Fintube video and vent.

Debbie: Why do you always do that when your mad?

Pearl: I don't know. I guess I like the camera and speaking my mind into it.

Debbie: Alright, I have to go. Dinner.

Pearl: Bye.

(Pearl gets off her bed and grabs the camera from her dresser. She turns it on, sits it back of the dresser and points is at herself. She then takes a seat on her bed.)

Pearl: Hi there. Uh, I want to talk about self expression. I go to a Talent Academy. For visual arts, creative writing, and music. The kids of my school used to be able to wear whatever clothes they wanted. People at my school had great style. But that was taken away from us. There were these five kids who spray painted the school at night. They were all expelled. So why should the rest of us have to suffer? Now we have to wear boring uniforms and its really not fair. When you take away self expression from a Talent Academy, it kind of defeats the purpose. So, yea..I hope those of you who watch can understand where I'm coming from. Bye.

(Pearl stops recording. She takes out her laptop and puts the video on Fintube)
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(Pearl wakes up the next day to a bright Saturday morning. She logs onto her Fintube account and checks out her video)

Pearl: OH MY GOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Pearl calls Debbie)

Pearl: (On the phone) I posted a video last night, ranting about the uniforms and it got 32,000 views and 2,5000 comments!

Debbie: Wow! Your kiddding right?

Pearl: No!!!

Mr.Krabs: (Walks into Pearl's room) What's all the noise in here?

Pearl: Dad look!

Mr.Krabs: (Looks at Pearl's laptop) That's....a lot of views and...comments.

Pearl: Yup!

Mr.Krabs: What would you say to me airing this at the Krusty Krab movie night tomorrow?

Pearl: What? Really? I'd love that! But I have an idea.

Mr.Krabs: What is it?

Pearl: I want the school board to be there. Can you call them?

Mr.Krabs: First thing in the morning. But uh, that will be twenty-five dollars.

Pearl: ..Um..what?

Mr.Krabs: I want twenty-five dollars from you if you want your video aired at my restaurant.

Pearl: But... your my dad (laughing).

Mr.Krabs: I'm not joking.
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(The next day at the Krusty Krab)

Pearl: Thanks for coming guys.

Debbie: Sure thing!

Judy: Where's the food?

Pearl: Coming up...

Mr.Krabs: (On stage) And now, the presentation of my daughter's Fintube video on self expression.

(The School board is there. Pearl looks over to their table with hopeful eyes)

(The video starts)

Pearl: Hi there. Uh, I want to talk about self expression. I go to a Talent Academy. For visual arts, creative writing, and music. The kids of my school used to be able to wear whatever clothes they wanted. People at my school had great style. But that was taken away from us. There were these five kids who spray painted the school at night. They were all expelled. So why should the rest of us have to suffer? Now we have to wear boring uniforms and its really not fair. When you take away self expression from a Talent Academy, it kind of defeats the purpose. So, yea..I hope those of you who watch can understand where I'm coming from. Bye.

(The video ends. The audience claps)

Pearl: (runs over to the school board) So?

Head Of The Board (woman): Well Pearl. We did some thinking about what you said and we think your... right.

Pearl: Wow really?!

Head Of The Board: Uniforms will be removed from Bikini Bottom Talent Academy.

(The board leaves)

(Debbie and Judy come up to Pearl)

Debbie: So?

Pearl Mission accomplished!!!!!!

Pearl, Debbie, and Judy: Ahhhh!!!!! (The girls jump up and down hugging

Judy: Okay, we're stupid.

(Pearl and Debbie laugh)
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(Two weeks later)

(Debbie and Judy visit Pearl's)

Mr.Krabs: Pearl is in the guest room. She has a huge surprise.

Debbie: Oooooh!

Judy: Shut up -__- .

(The two walk into the guest room to see it transformed into a mini studio. On the wall, big letters saying "The Vlog" and a big panel table in the middle of the room.)

Judy: What have you done?

Debbie: Pearl, this is so cool girl!

Pearl: I decided to make a blog...where I vlog.

(Pearl shows them her new website)

Debbie: No way!

Judy: What's the point?

Pearl: Well, after getting uniforms back... I just think that my opinion... the opinions of all kids have more power than I realized. So I want to start a Vlog where I debate topics. Thankfully, my father paid for this studio to be built.

Judy: Ah.

Debbie: Pearl, that's really nice.

Pearl: Of course I need co-hosts!

Debbie: Are you asking us

Pearl: Heck yea!

Debbie: Yes, I'll do it!

Pearl: Judy?

Judy: ....I'll have to think about it. (Walks out).

Pearl: Well, the only problem is that I don't have equipment.

Debbie: Oh I know a guy!

Pearl: Cool. Who?

Debbie: His name is Dale. He'll be happy to help in that area.

Pearl: Great! You know, this is gonna be the best, because I'm speaking out... and doing it with my best friend.

(They hug)

(Episode Ends)

[JCM]

Lovin' the video.

[SpongeOddFan]

good pilot, teenj

[TJ]

Thanks guys

[TJ]

Ep.2 "iCan't Trick or Treat"

(Pearl and Debbie walk into Bikini Bottom Talent Academy)

Judy: Oh hey guys (hands them flyers)

Pearl: What's this?

Debbie: Yea?

Judy: Read.

Pearl: Oh, a Halloween party?!

.

Judy: Yup, my house at seven o' clock.

Debbie: We'd love to come!

Pearl: Yea, we should be back from trick or treating by then!

Judy: You guys are still going trick or treating?

Pearl: You act like there's an age limit or something!

Judy: Just sayin'. Anyway, I'm gonna continue to pass out these flyers. Later girls (leaves).

(Dale walks up to them)

Pearl and Debbie: Dale!

(They hug him)

Pearl: Thank you so much for letting us use your tech for our Vlog.

Dale: Its no issue. i'm happy to help out a friend (looks at Debbie)

Pearl: How did you two meet?

Debbie: (Whispers) I was secretely in the Tech Nerds Club last year.

Pearl: I KNEW IT!

Debbie: Shhhh!

Pearl: So Dale, what are your Halloween plans?

Dale: Nothing at the moment.

Pearl: Want to come trick or treating with us.

Dale: I haven't done that since I was 12! (walks away)

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(Pearl, Debbie, and Dale go to Pearl's house after school. They go into The Vlog Blog studio. Dale is on the studio laptop)

Pearl: Ya know Dale, if you want to be on the Vlog, you can. I can use a few more co-hosts.

Dale: Sounds great! Uhh...and this doesn't...

Debbie: What is it?

Pearl: What's wrong?

(They walk over to the laptop)

Pearl: A city ban on teenage trick or treaters?!

Debbie: That's terrible!

Pearl: And its definitely going to be the subject of our first Vlog.

(Judy comes in)

Judy: What's going on?

Pearl: Mayor Shellbyte put a law against trick or treaters 13 and up! How messed up is that?

Judy: I see his reasoning.

Pearl: (Angry) Would you like to debate that?

Judy: If your asking me to be on the Vlog.

Pearl: Well, will you?

Judy: I'll do it.

Pearl: Great.

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(The gang starts the Vlog entry. The camera goes on. They take seats on the panel table)

Pearl: Welcome to the first ever, The Vlog Blog!!!

Debbie: The Vlog where we discuss modern day issues from the average perspective of the every day teenager.

Pearl: For the first ever entry, we would like to discuss the new ban on older trick or treaters in Bikini Bottom. I feel its wrong. Trick or treating is the heart of Halloween and to take that away from ANYONE who wants to do it? Its wrong.

Judy: Now lets wait here. Older kids should not trick or treat, because of the pranks they pull on that particular night and they may cause chaos, when little kids should be enjoying every moment of the night. Its much better for us to just go to a party or something.

Debbie: But is it fair?

Dale: Gotta agree with Pearl and Debbie. It doesn't seem fair.

Pearl: We're gonna take a short break as you watch a clip from Season 2 of Team SpongeBob!

Judy: Well, this has been fun.

Pearl: Why are you so against teenage trick or treating?

Judy: Its just my opinion. Besides, I never had a good experience with it..

Pearl: What happened?

Judy: When I was 8 years old, I was trick or treating with my mother, but she stopped to talk to a friend and told me to go to the next house alone. A group of teenagers were leaving and decided to pick me up and throw me in a trash can in front of that house.

Pearl: Judy, we never knew...

Judy: Its fine.

Dale: So is that why you don't like trick or treating?

Judy: I guess. Since that traumatizing accident I never went trick or treating again.

Debbie: I'm so sorry sweetie.

Judy: Don't call me that.

Debbie: Okay.

Dale: We're back on air guys.

Pearl: I hope you all enjoyed that clip and now lets get back to our Halloween discussion.

Debbie: I think a solution to any havoc during Halloween night, is to have more cops out. Just to make sure no one is doing anything they aren't supposed to.

Judy: That works.

Pearl: Well everyone, thanks for joining us for the very first episode of The Vlog Blog and we'll see you next week!

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(The Next Day)

(Pearl, Debbie, Dale, and Judy come downstairs and go into the kitchen)

Pearl: (In the fridge) Aww. We only have water.

Dale: I'll take some water! I love water.

Pearl: (Laughing) You can have some water! Judy...Debbie?

Judy: I'll pass.

Debbie: Me too.

(Mr.Krabs comes into the kitchen)

Mr.Krabs: Pearl, someone's here to see you and your friends in the living room. Now excuse as I go take my daily money bath (he leaves)

Pearl: Ok....

(Pearl and the gang go ino the living room. Its Mayor Shellbyte)

Pearl: Mayor Shellbyte! Are you here to arrest us?

Mayor Shellbyte: (Laughing) Now why would I do that!?

Pearl: Cause we like undermined your authority... and stuff.

Mayor Shellbyte: I'm not here to arrest you kids.

Judy: Good. Because if you thought you were gonna have me in cuffs, you were kidding yourself.

Debbie: JUDY!

Judy: Weeeellll.

Dale: SO, what are you here for?

(Mayor looks at him)

Dale: Sir

Mayor Shellbyte: I think you kids are right. I was being a little unfair to teens with this new law. I'm going to cancel it, but also have more police officers out during Halloween as you suggested on your vlog.

Pearl: Wow, you watched?

Mayor Shellbyte: I did. It opened my eyes. Thank you.

(He leaves)

Judy: Well, I guess being on a Vlog Blog does have its perks.

Pearl: So...you'll stay..on it?

Judy: Why not? (Smiles)

(Judy and Pearl hug)

Debbie and Dale: Aww!

Judy: SHUT UP (Judy pokes Debbie hard in her ribs and she falls out. She does the same to Dale)

Pearl: Um..

Judy: I'm sorry... I have random moments of rage.

Pearl: ......

Judy: See ya tomorrow! (Runs out of Pearl's house)

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(The next day at Pearl's house after trick or treating)

(On couch)

Pearl: (In Jellyfish costume) Uhh, my stomach!

Debbie: (In Snail costume) Oooh, mines too! Where's Dale?

Pearl: Throwing up all the candy he ate in the bathroom.

Debbie: We're not going to make it to Judy's party are we?

(They look at eachother, then they both run upstairs to throw up too)

(Episode ends)

[box]

Good spinoff so far, but I have one question to ask?

Was this "inspired" by iCarly?

[TJ]

Good spinoff so far, but I have one question to ask?

Was this "inspired" by iCarly?

Yea it was obviously .

[TJ]

Ep.3 "iSave A Snail"

(Bikini Bottom Talent Academy)

Debbie: (Walking up to Pearl and Dale in the hallway) Hey guys! I haveee a new idea for our new fifth host!

Pearl: Great!

Dale: Who is it?

Debbie: Harry Sylence!

Pearl: HARRY?

Dale: SYLENCE?

Judy: (Walking up) New kid? What about him?

Pearl: Debbi wants him to be on The Vlog.

Judy: Are you insane? He never talks.

Debbie: Well I became friends with him when I was in the library and we were talking about books and he said some very intelligent things. The way he spoke was so official!

Judy: Wait...you actually...go to a library.

Debbie: Um, yea...who doesn't?

(Dale, Pearl, and Judy all look away)

(After school at Pearl's house)

(The doorbell rings. Pearl opens it.)

Pearl: Oh hi Harry!

Harry Sylence: (Waves)

Pearl: Why don't you come in.

(He comes in and takes a seat on Pearl's conch. Dale, Judy, and Debbie come from upstairs)

Debbie: Harry, you made it!

Pearl: So Harry, we just want to interview you to be on the show-

Debbie: OH PEARL-

Pearl: WHAT?!

Debbie: The pet store, its about to close! Remember I was going to get my pet today and you said you'd come with me?

Pearl: Debbie! The interview! With Harry!

Judy: Oh its fine, me and Dale...will take over!

Pearl: Uh, okay. Here's the questions.

Judy: Thanks. Now leave.

(Pearl and Debbie leave)

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(At the pet store)

Debbie: Oooh, I can get this little wittle wormy! Or this biggle wiggle wormy over here!

Pearl: Could you not have just said big wormy?

Debbie: Oooh, look at that small crab.

Pearl: (Sees a snail in a cage) Hiii, little snail. Aren'chu so cute?!!!! I hate that you have to be stuck in this cage until someone buys you. Its not right.

Worker (Male): That pet is not for sale.

Pearl: Oh really?

Worker (Male): Yesss.

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(Back at Pearl's house)

Judy: Okay, would you say your a good debater?

Harry: (Shakes head yes)

Judy: I find that hard to believe..

Dale: JUDY. Anyway...Harry, would you say you get along with groups of people?

Harry: (Shakes head yes)

Dale: Harry...we need you to talk.

(Harry's phone rings and he gets up and leaves Pearl's house)

Judy: THE NERVE OF THAT KID. (Tries to run after him. Dale stops her)

Dale: He's already gone.

Judy: He won't get far.

(Dale grabs her)

Dale: Judy...enough.

Judy: Why is he so quiet? What will make him talk?

Dale: Wait..do you wanna make a bet?

Judy: What kind of bet? There's a lot of bets.

Dale: Okay...we both try to make Harry talk. The first person to do so gets to put "spread butter" on

the other one's body.

Judy: Its a deal!

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(The Pet store. At the cash register)

Cashier: This pet costs 50 dollars.

Debbie: Fifty dollars for this large green worm?

Cashier: Key word, LARGE.

Debbie: Okay. Pearl I onyl brought 25 dollars, can you help me pay the rest?

Pearl: Uh..I didn't..bring money!

Debbie: Yes you did, you said you have 100 dollars in your purse. By the way why does your purse look so big?

Pearl: It DOESN'T

Debbie: Let me get the money (reaches for Pearl's purse)

Pearl: (Hits her hand) DON'T TOUCH MY PURSE (runs out of store).

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(At Pearl's house. Debbie comes in)

Dale: Debbie!

Judy: Debs.

Debbie: Pearl! What the heck was that about? Luckily I found another 25 dollars in my left pocket.

Pearl: I'm sorry, Its just...I did something bad.

Judy: Oooh, Pearl's getting spicy!

Dale: What bad thing did you do?

(Pearl puts her purse on the living room table and takes the snail out)

Pearl: I saved a snail.

Debbie: You mean you stole one!

Judy: This keeps getting better and better!

Dale: Pearl..why?

Pearl: Because he was just so ute and he was trapped in that awful cage at the pet store and HE

DIDN'T DESERVE IT!

Debbie: Than why not buy the snail?

Pearl: One of the workers said it wasn't for sale.

Judy: So you don't steal it!

Pearl: Oh shush Judy, like you haven't stolen anything in your life!

Judy: I've stolen lots of things, but the point is, I've never been caught. YOU Pearl are going to get caught.

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(At School)

Judy: (Goes to Harry in the library) Heyyy, what'cha reading?

Harry: (Turns to the book cover and shows her that he's reading "The Prince and The Sponge")

Judy: I..I can't pronounce that. Can you tell me what it says?

Harry: (Stares at her in disbelief. He then gets up and walks away)

Judy: *Sighs*

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(Dale comes to Harry in the band room)

Dale: Hey, Harry! You play an instrument?

Harry: (Shows him his flute)

Dale: So...what is that called?

Harry: (Stares at him in disbelief. He then walks away)

Dale: *Sighs*

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(Pearl and Debbie are at Pearl's locker)

Debbie: So what did you name the snail?

Pearl: Pinky Pie, cause he's pink!

Debbie: You left him home?

Pearl: Yup!

(The cops come to Pearl and Debbie)

Officer #1: You Pearl..from The Vlog?

Pearl: Yup!

Officer #2: Your under arrest.

Pearl: WHAT?

(They hand cuff her)

Debbie: Pearl!

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(Debbie, Judy, and Dale go over Pearl's house after school)

Mr.Krab: Pearl was arrested?

Debbie: Yes...didn't the cops call you?

Mr.Krab: I must of missed any calls, I was too busy chasing around a snail that some how got into my house.

Debbie: That's why Pearl was...arrested...

Mr.Krab: What?

Judy: Pearl stole the very snail that you've been chasing.

Mr.Krab: What's the bail?

Dale: They told us $200.

Mr.Krabs: That's going to be a problem. The snail ate my money.

Debbie: Then...there's only one way to save Pearl.

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(The kids are doing an episode of The Vlog)

Debbie: Okay, our last topic of the night is Pearl, you may notice that she's not here.

Judy: And thank Neptune.

Debbie: JUDY! She's our friend.

Judy: I know...but sometimes she gives me a headache.. (Judy rubs her head)

Dale: ANYWAY, Pearl is in jail for stealing a snail from a pet store.

Judy: But we thinkn the police should let her off with a warning.

Debbie: Pearl is a big believer in the rights of secondary species.

Dale: So when she saw the snail in the cage at that pet store..

Debbie: Her heart totally gave out.

Judy: So as a message to the authority department of Bikini Bottom..

Dale: Please let Pearl out.

(The Vlog ends)

Judy: Think the police will listen?

Debbie: I hope so. I'm gonna email this episode of The Vlog to them. Hopefully it changes their minds.

(Mr.Krabs busts into the studio)

Mr.Krabs: I GOT IT! I caught the snail. Its in the bag.

(Mr.Krabs opens the bag. The Snail comes out)

Mr.Krabs: I recognize him. Gary?

Gary: Meow.

Mr.Krabs: This is SpongeBob's snail.

Debbie: Than how did it come to end up at a pet shop.

Mr.Krabs: I don't know, but I'm gonna deliver it to the sponge now.

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(Two days later at Pearl's house)

Pearl: It was a hard two days in juvie. Its a good thing you guys convinced them to let me out with that episode of The Vlog.

Debbie: We couldn't let you rot in jail.

Judy: Even though some of us wanted you to.

(Mr.Krabs comes from the kitchen)

Pearl: Did SpongeBob ever say how Gary ended up at the pet store.

Mr.Krabs: SpongeBob had to leave town for a week and he left Gary with a friend who worked at the pet store.

Pearl: Ohhh, so that's why the guy said Gary wasn't for sale.

(The doorbell rings. Pearl answers it. Its Harry)

Pearl: Hi Harry!

Harry: *Waves*

Pearl: Are you ready for your official interview?

Harry: (Shakes head yes)

Dale: Meanwhile, I have a date with a book report.

Judy: Books are stupid, I'm sure Harry..would agree.

Harry: Actually, books are are great works of art. They provide information or entertainment and can apppeal to any and every age and age group.

Pearl: Okay, screw the interview, your so on the show!

Judy: I WONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

Dale: Aww.

Pearl: Wait, what's going on here?

Debbie: I'm just as confused.

Mr.Krabs: I'm gonna take a money bath.

(Judy gets the spread butter from Pearl's fridge and a plastic butter knife. She takes it to Dale's face and spreads it all over)

Pearl: Oh no.

Debbie: Wow. Now Dale's even more tastier. AND SO DID NOT SAY THAT.

(Episode ends)

[TJ]

Ep.4 "iHave Fangirls"

(The kids are doing a Vlog show)

Pearl: Our last discussion for the night is the famous debate. Boxers versus brieeeeeeefs! Boys, what do you have to say on this one?

Harry: I think the answer is definitely briefs. Much more... "relaxing", should I say.

(The girls start giggling)

Dale: Oh come on Harry, everyone knows boxers are cooler.

Harry: "Cooler" isn't a legitimate reason.

Judy: I am loving this nerd versus idiot fight!

Pearl: Okay, we're out of time here! But please join us next week for an interesting debate on the healthiness of cooked snail.

Debbie: Goodnight everyone!

(The next day, Dale walks into school. A swarm of girls come up to him)

Girl: Dale you were so hot on the Vlog last night!

Another Girl: Your my dream boy!

Another Girl: MARRY ME DALE!

(The girls start shouting and screaming and ganging on top of him)

Judy: (Screaming) HEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY! GET OFF HIM and GET TO CLASS.

(The girls leave)

Dale: Thank you. All morning girls have been swarming all over me. I could barely make it to school today!

(Pearl, Debbie, and Harry walk up to them)

Pearl: According to a new poll... your the hottest guy at school

Dale: Well, I knew my looks were beyond normal sexiness, but..

Judy: Oh don't flatter yourself!

Harry: Well guys... guess what?

Everyone: What?

Harry: I'm wearing boxers and briefs! (slightly pulls down his pants, then pulls them back up)

Judy: (Sarcasm) Oh yes, you a complete radio rebel (rolls eyes).

Harry: I just wanted to run an experiment to see how having BOTH on would be like.

Pearl: (Laughing) Well I hope you find the .."results".. your looking for!

(Dale, Debbie, and Harry go to class, but Judy pulls Pearl aside)

Judy: I am soooo gonna wedgie Harry.

Pearl: That's... mean...

Judy: You got a lot to learn kid.

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(The gang are sitting outside for lunch)

Teacher: Harry...why are you standing up eating?

Harry: I can't sit down...

(Teacher leaves. Debbie arrives)

Debbie: Why can't Harry sit down?

Judy: I gave him a wedgie.

Harry: (Angry) While I am wearing BOTH BOXERS AND BRIEFS!

Judy: Well hey, at least you can add that to your .. "results"!

(The whole gang laughs, except Harry)

Dale: I wish I had gotten milk...

(A swarm of girls run up putting milk on the table, squishing the gang. By the time its over, at least one hundred carts of chocolate milk are on their table.)

Harry: This is a lot of chocolate milk...

Pearl: Well....everyone start drinking.

(Everyone takes a cart)

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(The gang are at Pearl's house in her living room)

Debbie: Oh guys, I got a text.

Judy: (In funny voice) What the te-xt?

Debbie: Harry's having some kind of butt surgery.

Judy: AND?

Debbie: Well, he wants us all to be there for this... "emotional time"....

Pearl: We should go.

Judy: WHY?

Dale: YOU did this to him Judy.

Judy: Fiiiiine, I feel a little guiltyyy, lets go to see him...

(The gang walk out the door to see a huge crowd of girls in front of the house)

Girls: DALE! DALE! DALE! DAKE! DALE! DALE! DALE! DALE! DALE! DALE! DALE!

Girl #1: I LOVEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Girl #2: I'LL CUT MY HAIR FOR YOU!

Girl #3: DALEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

(The girls try to run up to Dale, but Dale and the gang run back into the house and lock the door)

Dale: Okay! So... we're gonna be trapped here for a little bit.

Judy: This is STUPID.

Pearl: Wait! I have an idea! Lets just go out the back!

(The gang see a swarm of girls in the back of the house as well. The gang race back to the living room)

Pearl: Okay, so apparently these girls are all over my house! THIS ALL YOUR FAULT DALE!

Dale: My fault?! I can't help that I was made as this beautiful package!

Pearl, Debbie, and Judy: SHUT UP!

Dale: Okay then..

Debbie: Man! We're going to be trapped here forever!

Dale: No, not necessarily..

Judy: Now your talking like Harry. OHHHH the plan is to make you ugly and nerdy and repulsive so they forget all about you?

Dale, Debbie, and Pearl: JUDY.

Pearl: How could you say that about our friend?

Judy: He's not our friend!

Dale: BACK to my idea. Look, we're going to need to go on the roof.

(The gang go on the roof and use a loud speaker)

Dale: Girls! Listen up.

(The girls stop yelling and screaming and they listen)

Dale: I know I'm hot (Debbie, Judy, and Pearl giggle), but this behavior cannot continue...or.. or.. or I'm going to leave the Vlog Blog.

Girls: No!

Dale: Then promise me... no more of this... capiche?

Girls: (In sad voice) Capiche

Judy: (Taking loudspeaker) NOW GO HOME!

(They all run home. The police show up)

Dale: (On loudspeaker) Its okay, we handled the situation... its over.

(The police go away)

Pearl: The roof door is stuck!

Judy: So we can't get down?

Everyone: ................................................

Everyone: (Screaming) POLICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Episode ends)

[TJ]

Ep.5 "iGet A Rival"

(Pearl and friends are doing a Vlog episode)

Pearl: So, what do you guys think about King Neptune and Queen Amphitrite's apparent split?

Dale: Who cares?

Debbie: Umm, they're our rulers.

Harry: What Debbie said. Neptune and Amphitrite splitting up could possibly be the hugest breakup in history.

Judy: The two seemed to be really in love. Then again, who cares about love.

Pearl: There had to be something that caused the split.

Judy: One of them could have been cheating.

Pearl: True...

Judy: Or he could have...(smiling).. punched her.

(Everyone just looks at her oddly)

Pearl: Okay, I think we're done for tonight.

Debbie: But don't forget to put in your opinion on our website poll.

(The gang are at school)

Pearl: Ugh, I have Mrs.August's class next. She yells...like A LOT.

Judy: She's my favorite teacher.

Pearl: You're insane.

???: Pearl, Judy, Debbie, your not gonna like this.

Pearl: What do you mean Patty?

Patty: Well, you know Flatts the Flounder?

Debbie: He used to be a bully in middle school.

Judy: But suddenly he's become super smart about everything.

Patty: Which is why the school district gave him a blog on their website.

Pearl: So?

Patty: He wrote a new entry... on The Vlog.

Pearl: WHAT? Is it good... bad?

(Patty shows them the blog on her iPad)

Pearl: (Reading the blog) iVlog features silly high school students who have little idea of what they are talking about and have limited knowledge of politics!

Debbie: How could he write that?

Judy: Look, no one is gonna listen to Flatts. The Vlog will be fine!

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(The next week)

Harry: (Coming into school) Guys.

Pearl: Harry, hey!

Dale: So how many views did the Vlog get last night?

Harry: That's what I want to tell you..

Debbie: What's wrong?

Judy: Out with it.

Harry: It got fifty viewers.

Pearl: That's really low. We have been getting at least five thousand a week.

Harry: Yup...

Judy: FLATTTTTSSSS (Judy runs off)

Debbie: Oh no, she's probably going to his class!

(The gang run after her)

(Judy runs into Flatt's English class and stands in front of his desk)

Flatts: Can I help you?

Judy: (Punches him)

(The teacher grabs Judy back. Pearl, Harry, Debbie, and Dale arrive)

Pearl: NOT cool Judy!

Judy: He's ruining the Vlog!

Flatts: Oh, that's what this is about.

Judy: Shut up.

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(The gang are at Pearl's house)

Judy: I can't believe I was suspended.

Dale: Really?

Judy: Okay finee...I'm bad (smirks).

Pearl: That was not the way to deal with it Judy.

Dale: Maybe...maybe we need to visit Flatts. Convince him that The Vlog Blog isn't so bad.

Debbie: Good idea!

Pearl: I'm cool with that.

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(They arrive at Flatt's house)

Flatts: I have 911 on speed dial if that hissy attacks me again!

(They stare at him oddly)

Pearl: She's not gonna touch you.

Judy: I wouldn't make any promises.

Dale: Listen, we're here about your blog.

Pearl: Why are you hating on us?

Flatts: Its called an opinion..

Pearl: Oh my gosh he's right. Guys, we can't do this. Isn't opinions the reason WE started The Vlog Blog? If we try to battle his opinions, we'll be hypocrites.

Debbie: But everyone's listening to his opinions.. and turning against The Vlog.

Pearl: Doesn't matter. Lets leave.

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(The next day at school)

Pearl: (Running to Harry in the hallway) You were recording last night at Flatt's house? I noticed it was on our website and the other claimed innocence.. although Judy's a big li-

Harry: Yes, it was me. I wanted people to see that. To hear what you said.

(Judy, Dale, and Debbie walk up to them)

Judy: That was pretty smart.

Harry: The video also..got two thousand viewers!

(They all cheer and hug Harry)