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Common misconceptions that everyone seems to believe


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 - The loudest animal in the world is the blue whale

(It's actually a shrimp, believe it or not.)

 

  

SO LONG SHRIMP!

 

 

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SO LONG KRABS!

 

 

Aww yeah I'm deaf now and I can't hear Squidward complain!

 

 

Moar misconceptions!

 

-Anchorage, AK is the coldest city in the US with +100,000 pop (Many cities in the other 48 are much colder)

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There is no gravity in space

Brain cells can’t regenerate – if you kill a brain cell, it is never replaced

There is a dark side of the moon

Sugar makes kids hyper

Food that drops on the floor is safe to eat if you pick it up within five seconds

Too much salt is bad for you

Blind people can't see anything

Spinal injuries are permanent

Abraham Lincoln was strongly opposed to slavery

Humans evolved from Apes

The story of Thanksgiving

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never touched it

 

it just bit me

 

and "Spiders are bitches", "for the lulz" and "Because they're CUTELOL" are not reasons

 

 

 

 

 

 

Spiders are more scared of humans than you might think and they try their best to avoid you. However, if you approach an area with spriders, you scare them and they bite you.

 

It's like us and a whale. We will not just kill a whale for no reason (hopefully). We'll kill it if it threatened us(assuming we did not hunt or anything like that)

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Of course there is! Pink Floyd wouldn't make an album based on lies!

Actually, every part of the moon is illuminated at sometime by the sun. This misconception has come about because there is a side of the moon which is never visible to the earth which is due to tidal locking. Earth’s gravitational pull on the moon is so immense that it can only show one face to us.

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Actually, every part of the moon is illuminated at sometime by the sun. This misconception has come about because there is a side of the moon which is never visible to the earth which is due to tidal locking. Earth’s gravitational pull on the moon is so immense that it can only show one face to us.

 

But Pink Floyd wouldn't build an album on lies!

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You lose most of your body heat through your head

You should drink at least eight glasses of water a day

Cracking your knuckles will cause arthritis in later life

Teething causes a fever

Eating turkey makes you sleepy because it contains tryptophan

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-2D world maps give accurant country sizes

-Your experience tells the truth about life

-science is absolute

-humans are the pinnacle of evolution

-HTTHTHHT is less likely than TTTTTTTT

-heads/tails is 50/50 (actually 51/49 or 49/51)

-knowledge and intelligence are the same thing

-you have to wait an hour after you eat to swim

-men think about sex every 7 seconds

-sugar makes people hyper

-I could care less is the correct gramattical way

-mass is converted into energy (they're actually the same thing)

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I've found that men who don't think about sex every 7 seconds either haven't had it or they're getting it consistently.

If men sex were thinking about sex sex every 7 sex seconds then sex it would be sex more like sex this in sex my brain sex processing. sex 

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