ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted May 22, 2013 Author Share Posted May 22, 2013 Welp kiddies, we're going to be taking a little break here at the Patchy studio. We'll see you first thing in June! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Welp kiddies, we're going to be taking a little break here at the Patchy studio. We'll see you first thing in June! Is this because of SOF 4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Is this because of SOF 4? still loving my name being meationed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted May 23, 2013 Author Share Posted May 23, 2013 Is this because of SOF 4? Yes. No. Maybe so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted June 5, 2013 Author Share Posted June 5, 2013 The 2-part season finale arrives tomorrow folks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted June 6, 2013 Author Share Posted June 6, 2013 Here is Part 1 of the Patchy's Talk Show Season Finale! Patchy's Talk Show Episode 12 - Let The Games Begin Part 1 Patchy: Welcome back from a hiatus folks! Patchy: Today on our show, we're going to do our own version of the Olympics! *We pan out to see studio crew viewing the show above stage* Studio Manager: Welp, this is his final straw. Studio Manager: If he fails to put on a good show today, he's canned. Crewmember #1: Not like it'd make a difference. *Crew laughs* *Pans back to Patchy* Patchy: Alright so, here's how everything's going down. Patchy: A bunch of snail's here have volunteered to do the events. Patchy: First event shall be a running match. Patchy: First snail to make it to the finish line wins. Patchy: Ready...and...GO! *The snails are moving really slowly* *20 minutes later...* Patchy: Heh heh. *Patchy whistles while he moves on of the snails to the finish line* Patchy: #4 wins! Potty: Oh brother. *Pans back to Studio Crew* Studio Manager: He is THIS close to being axed! *Pans back to the stage* Patchy: Alright, now for a Snail-Off. Patchy: The snails will fight in an all-out grudge-match to the death. Patchy: The last one standing wins. Patchy: And...GO! *The Snails kill each other in less than a minute* *Silence* Patchy: Um...does anyone know a doctor? Potty: *facepalm* Patchy: Welp, that's all the time we have for today, tune in next time for another episode of Patchy's Talk Show! Patchy: Goodbye kiddies! Cameraman: And cut! That's a wrap everyone. Cameraman: Uh...good show Patchy. Patchy: Thanks Bill. Cameraman: Don't mention it. *Pans to the Studio Crew* Studio Manager: That's it, the show is axed. Studio Manager: Arrange for the set to be destroyed tomorrow at Noon. Crewmember #2: Yes sir. *Back down at the stage* Studio Manager: Patchy, please come over here. Patchy: Oh yes sir. *Patchy walks over to the Studio Manager* Studio Manager: You're canned Patchy. We're destroying the set tomorrow at Noon. *Walks away* *Silence* Patchy: What? WILL PATCHY BE ABLE TO GET HIS SHOW BACK ON THE AIR? TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT THE END! FADE TO BLACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 heh Patchy needs a new idea for him to get back to his show. anyways, good job, CNF. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted June 6, 2013 Author Share Posted June 6, 2013 Welp, hopefully the 2nd part will come later tonight. I'm off for Summer now, so no excuses for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Welp, hopefully the 2nd part will come later tonight. I'm off for Summer now, so no excuses for me! that's good, CNF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Right when the show is on the line, they decide to do the snail Olympics. Wow that wasn't Patchy's fault, but we still hate him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted June 9, 2013 Author Share Posted June 9, 2013 FINALLY! The 2nd part of Patchy's Talk Show season finale is here! Patchy's Talk Show Episode 13 - Let The Games Begin Part 2 Patchy: Well folks, welcome back. Patchy: I'm broadcasting to you live from my very own home. Patchy: Yay. Potty: This is the most excited I've ever heard you be! *laughs* Patchy: Shut up you damn parrot. Patchy: Well, I have nothing to talk about today. Patchy: The show is axed and my set is being destroyed today at Noon. Patchy: I just have one last word for my kiddie friends. Patchy: PLEASE, HELP ME ONE LAST TIME! Patchy: I need to get my show on the air again! Patchy: If you're watching, meet me at my set at Noon sharp! Patchy: We can do this fans! *Cues to Noon* Studio Manager: Welp, it's Noon. Studio Manager: Tear it apart boys! Patchy: WAIT! *Patchy runs up to the Studio Manager* Studio Manager: What do you want Patchy. Patchy: See over there! *points to the crowd of kids near the studio* Patchy: Those are all my loyal fans! Kids: No we're not! We're here to see The Krabby The Clown Show! Krabby The Clown: *squeaks nose* Kids: Yay! *The kids run inside their studio* Studio Manager: Now THAT gets ratings! Studio Manager: Alright, tear her down boys! *Patchy's studio is destroyed* *Patchy, depressed, goes and sits near the Krabby The Clown building* *30 minutes later* Krabby The Clown: Hi there Patchy. Patchy: Hey. Krabby The Clown: Sorry about your show. Patchy: It's fine. Krabby The Clown: Say, want a role on my show? Patchy: You...you mean it? Krabby The Clown: Sure, it'd be pretty fun! Patchy: YES! I AM SAVED! *jumps up in the air like Squidward in Band Geeks* TO BE CONTINUED NEXT SEASON! FADE TO BLACK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 oh boy...wonder what can possibly goes wrong in 2nd season? anyways, good season finale, CNF 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted June 9, 2013 Author Share Posted June 9, 2013 Yes SOF, it was a goof season finale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 GREAF season finale 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted June 11, 2015 Author Share Posted June 11, 2015 HOLY SHIT AN UPDATE OF THIS?!?!?! Yup. I guess you could consider this a part of SOF 5, but it's not officially. Oh well, here's a special episode of Patchy's Talk Show! Patchy's Talk Show SPECIAL - It's Been A Good Run, Guys Announcer: Hello kiddies out there in TV Land! Announcer: Welcome to THE KRABBY THE CLOWN SHOW! *kids shout in audience* Announcer: And now, here's your host who knows the most, KRABBY THE CLOWN! *more kids shout in audience* Krabby The Clown: Hey kiddies, welcome to my show! *kids shout again* Krabby The Clown: *murmurs* Jesus Christ these kids are robots. *coughs* Now then, time to introduce a new segment to my show, featuring everyone's favorite pirate, PAINTY! Painty: Oh hey, I'm actually relevant again- Patchy: Oh no ye aren't! Hi kiddies, I'm Patchy The Pirate! *cricket chirp* Patchy: *cough* and this is my pal Potty! Potty: Go fuck yourself. Patchy: Now now Potty, we don't use the "potty" mouth in front the kiddies. Potty: *flips Patchy off and proceeds to do his daily dose of LSD* Patchy: ALRIGHT THAT'S IT I'VE HAD ENOUGH. *pours gas on Potty and sets him on fire* *Potty is seen flying away, still on fire* Patchy: ...*cough* Don't worry kiddies, he'll be okay...I think. Patchy: Anywho, today's subject is about Fire Safety. Patchy: To begin, *during a crappy lecture about fire safety, Patchy ends up pouring gas all over Krabby's set* Patchy: And remember kids, always let a grown-up light a match for you. *proceeds to light a match, ending up setting the entire set on fire and destroying it entirely* *fire alarm goes off, along with the sprinkler system and screaming kids running left and right to escape the theater, only to reveal as they all smack head first into each other that they really WERE robots* Patchy: Huh, they really were robots. Krabby The Clown: *walks over to Patchy* YOU MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH COCKSUCKER! YOU'VE RUINED ME! Patchy: Hey it wasn't my fault that gasoline got all over your fucking set! Krabby The Clown: Oh really? Then pray tell why the gasoline morphed into "Property of Patchy's Ballsack Corporation"? Patchy:...it's a living. *Krabby and Patchy proceed to get into a series of fisticuffs* French Narrator: While Patchy and Krabby duke it out, let's tune into 50 year old cartoons we found behind a dumpster! Announcer: HEY WHO LET YOU IN HERE? *French Narrator and Announcer start punching each other, cat fight style, while the screen turns to static and presents a round of 3 B&W cartoons* *after the cartoons, Krabby and Patchy are STILL fighting; French Narrator and Announcer are seen watching from above in the sound studio, all wrapped up in bandages and moldy wrapping paper* French Narrator: Jeez, they're still going at it. Announcer: *murmurs to Cameraman* Shit, we're on air? *cough* Sorry about the coughing, there's a cold going around the studio. Anywho, the bloody violence has yet to stop, so we're just gonna cue up to another CNF Special Presentation. *static appears on screen* CNF: Hello, and welcome to another one of my SPECIAL PRESENTATIONS. CNF: Today, I will be joined with co-hosts SOF and Trophy as we talk about The Good, The Bad, The Ugly: Cartoons Today. SOF: Hello. Trophy: Get a room SOF. *coughkissupcough* CNF: Anyway boys, let's start the discussion with good cartoons. Trophy: NO I WANT BAD. CNF: ...fine, bad cartoons. SOF: Phineas and Ferb. Ewww. Trophy: SOF I thought you loved that show. SOF: No fuck that show it's awful I'm a GF fan now. SOF: Speaking of that CNF, that's my good cartoon. CNF: SOF, save it for good cartoons. SOF: ok. Trophy: My bad cartoon is every old cartoon on the planet. CNF: Don't push it... CNF: Let's speak about ugly cartoons now. SOF: Problem Solverz. Or Ugly Betty. Trophy: Ugly Betty? THAT'S NOT EVEN A CARTOON SOF. SOF: Actually, it is. It aired on a Spanish channel. PlatypusComix told me so. *PROMOTION ALERT* Trophy:...k then, my ugly cartoon is The Ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died after all! CNF: Harhar, very funny. CNF: Anyway, moving onto good cartoons. CNF: Since SOF already spoke up, let's move onto Trophy. What is your good cartoon Trophy? Trophy: Everything that isn't an old cartoon. CNF: K, that's it. *CNF and Trophy start punching each other while SOF just sits in his seat intently.* THIS HAS BEEN A CNF SPEACIAL PRESENTATION! THANKS TO SPONGEODDFAN AND TROPHY FOR THE 2-YEAR OLD IDEAS! *screen shifts back to Patchy and Krabby, now in bandages themselves* Patchy: Sorry about all this Krabby. All I really wanted was my own show back. But I blew my chances now. Krabby: It's alright Patchy. I know losing your show was a big blow to you. Studio Manager: Oh yeah Krabby, you're cancelled. This is way too much damage to repair. *Studio Manager walks away* Krabby: God fucking dammit. Patchy: Ooh, tough break Krabby. Say, maybe now that your show is gone, mine can come back! Studio Manager: *shouts off screen* Yeah right, in your dreams. Patchy: What? Studio Manager: *shouts off screen* You're still cancelled Patchy! Get a life! Patchy: God fucking dammit. THE END! FADE TO BLACK EPILOGUE: *Patchy, Potty, Krabby, and CNF sit in director chairs, with the Patchy's Talk Show set in the background* CNF: Hello everybody. CNF: As you may have noticed, I've been down-sizing my load of spin-offs lately. CNF: I haven't updated a lot of them in 2 years! CNF: I've mostly just lost interest entirely. CNF: So what does this have to do with Patchy's Talk Show? Well, this is unfortunately the final episode of the show. Sorry to the fans out there. Patchy: Yeah, we've had a good run though! Potty: That's right! Krabby: Yup, even though I only appeared in two episodes! CNF: On the bright side, you guys did get one last new episode. CNF: Anywho, stay gold. CNF: Bang. THE TRUE END! FADE TO BLACK Yup. As said in the show, this is indeed the end. Sorry guys, just don't feel like writing much anymore. Adios! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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