ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted April 17, 2013 Author Share Posted April 17, 2013 It's Patchy's first episode back on the job after the events of Episodes 5,6, and 7. Let's see what happens shall we? Patchy's Talk Show Episode 8 - Back Into The Swing Patchy: Hiya kiddies! Patchy: I'm back and better than ever! Potty: But we barely changed anything. Patchy: Sssh. They don't need to know that. Patchy: Anywho, the narrator quit, but we brainwashed him so that he is our mindless slave... PLEASE STAND BY Patchy: I MEANT THE NARRATOR LOVED US SO MUCH, THAT HE WANTED TO STAY! *sweats* Patchy: *clears throat* Anyway, Painty couldn't come back, he didn't want to be in this "pile of shit" any longer. Potty: Can we move on? Patchy: Oh yes! Patchy: Hmm...let's see... Patchy: Did anyone plan a topic to talk about today? Narrator: I like Monkeys. Patchy: ...the Narrator is on crack isn't he. Potty: Well he doesn't know right from wrong now. Patchy: Sssh. Director: Patchy, this IS your topic. The changes of the show. Patchy: Oh. Patchy: ONTO FAN LETTERS! *Cricket chirps* Patchy: I said, ONTO FAN LETTERS! *crickets chirp* Patchy: I said- Crickets: Hey longbeard! Why do we think we're chirping? We don't have any shitty fan letters! *Crickets laugh hysterically* Patchy: Why you little- *Patchy attacks the crickets...but one is so beautiful, that he fucks her and then let's her go free...(you know how weird Patchy is. * Patchy: And that's the end of the show! Patchy: See you next week! THE END...IS NEAR... I MEAN THE END! FADE TO BLACK 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Ok that was the weirdest episode yet. Funny with the brainwashed narrarator. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 good work, CNF. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted April 24, 2013 Author Share Posted April 24, 2013 New episode is here! Patchy’s Talk Show Episode 9 – Camping Can Be Fun Patchy: Ahoy mateys! Patchy: Patchy here with another exciting talk show! *Crickets chirp* Patchy: Will you get the hell out? Crickets: NEVER! Patchy: *clears throat* Anyway, we’re gonna do something different today. Patchy: We’re going on a camping trip! *Silence* Potty: Yippie. *At Jellystone Park* Patchy: Ah, what a beautiful place to stay. Potty: Meh, Yellowstone Park’s ok. Patchy: I believe you mean Jellystone Park. Potty: Patchy, that’s the name of the park from Yogi Bear. Patchy: But it’s real! Don’t you see the guy dressed in a bear costume right now? Guy in Yogi Bear Costume: What am I chopped liver? *walks away* Potty: Alright then. Potty: But don’t you think we should stay away from the bear cave over there? *A bear emerges from the cave* Yogi Bear: Hay hay, I’m smarter than the average bear! Patchy: The REAL Yogi Bear? Patchy: What are you doing here? I thought you were at Warner Brothers Studios. Yogi Bear: You should be shutting your mouth before you get kicked off for advertising a competitor. Nickelodeon Executive: You gonna die foo. Patchy: Heh heh, right. Patchy: Well kids, we’ll see you next time with another episode of Yogi Bear…er I mean Patchy’s Talk Show! *Nickelodeon Executive kicks Patchy in the nuts.* *Yogi Bear eats Patchy* Patchy: Ew. THE END! FADE TO BLACK 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 maybe next ep will shows Patchy will face his fears by surving Danville *insert SB smirk here* (sorry, i don't know the smiley code for it ). A+ for today's ep. oh btw loved to see H-B character appearing, too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Only problem: Yogi Bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 Kids don't appreciate the classics anymore do they? :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Kids don't appreciate the classics anymore do they? :/ No we don't. Unless its tom and jerry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted May 2, 2013 Author Share Posted May 2, 2013 Boo. @Trophy New episode time! Patchy’s Talk Show Episode 10 – Roller Coasters Patchy: Hello folks! Patchy: Welcome to another addition of Patchy’s Talk Show! Patchy: Today’s topic is roller coasters. Patchy: And today, we’re at Six Flags Great America, home of some of the classic coasters. *Cues to Yukon Territory* Patchy: First, we’re going slow with a ride on the 50’s Kiddieland ride, Little Dipper. Potty: Oh yippie, a kiddie ride. *After the ride* Patchy: Oh god I’m gonna *throws up* Potty: Jesus you’re not gonna be able to handle any other roller coasters if you couldn’t handle that! Patchy: *wipes puke on mouth on sleave* Nah I was doing acid last night. Patchy: I’m better now. Potty: *facepalm* *Cues to Hometown Sqaure* Patchy: Now we’re at the Whizzer. Patchy: Hopefully I don’t puke this time. Potty: Oh brother. *After the ride* Patchy Oh jesus. *pukes* Potty: *facepalm* Patchy: Screw it I’m going to Hurricane Harbor. *Cues to Hurricane Harbor* Patchy: Ah, this hits the spot. Potty: Yep, it sure does. Patchy: ooh, hot babes. *Patchy gets up and starts hitting on the chicks* Potty: Sigh. Be back next week folks. Potty: Yay. THE END! FADE TO BLACK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 ...that was short, CNF 10/10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 I was just stating a fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted May 11, 2013 Author Share Posted May 11, 2013 But just because it's old doesn't mean it's not good. Also, new episode tonight folks (hopefully) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 But just because it's old doesn't mean it's not good. Also, new episode tonight folks (hopefully) Its what the kids think. I like classics, but not Yogi Bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 But just because it's old doesn't mean it's not good. Also, new episode tonight folks (hopefully) wasn't supposed to be posted today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted May 12, 2013 Author Share Posted May 12, 2013 Technically it was supposed to be posted on May 8th, but I'm moving it to the 15th. Don't worry, I finished it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Technically it was supposed to be posted on May 8th, but I'm moving it to the 15th. Don't worry, I finished it. if its finished, then post it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted May 12, 2013 Author Share Posted May 12, 2013 I run my spin-offs on a weekly schedule. I don't post them whenever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted May 15, 2013 Author Share Posted May 15, 2013 Episode 11 is here! (The 2-part series finale will air during the SOF 4, so stay tuned!) Patchy’s Talk Show Episode 11 – Ren and Stimpy, Teeth, and More Patchy: Hello folks! Patchy: Welcome to CNF’s first attempt to make an episode of this show long! Potty: It’s never gonna happen. Patchy: That’s no way to give him encouragement Potty! Potty: It wasn’t supposed to be encouragement. Patchy: *clears throat* Anyway… *falls asleep* Potty: If this is how we’re gonna make this episode longer, than you’re an idiot. Patchy: Huh what? Oh right the show! Potty: *facepalm* Patchy: Anyway, let’s talk about teeth! Tooth: Brush me hard and you’ll be rewarded! Potty: Get the fuck out bro. Patchy: Potty! That is no way to speak to a tooth! Tooth: :’( *cries* Patchy: Now look what you did Potty! Yah made the tooth cry a river! Potty: Sigh. I’m done. *Flies away* Patchy: Potty! Get back here! We’ve still got an interview with Ren and Stimpy! *Potty flies back* Potty: On 2nd thought, I’m gonna stick around. Patchy: Good. Patchy: Now we can finish with Mr. Tooth! Tooth: Mr. Big Meany Parrot must say sorry or I won’t talk! Patchy: Potty say you’re sorry. *Silence* Patchy: WHY YOU LITTLE- *Patchy starts choking Potty* Potty: You-bastard! PLEASE STAND BY *5 minutes later* Narrator: I like monkeys. Patchy: WILL YOU GET OUT OF HERE?!??! *Narrator hops away* Patchy: And now, for the moment you've all been waiting for, an interview with the legendary REN AND STIMPY! *A spotlight points towards the door* *Ren and Stimpy hop in, looking drunk* Ren: Sorry *burp* We were *burp* just drinking *burp* Stimpy: And *burp* smoking some *burp* weed. Patchy:...Well then. Potty: Is this even a kids show anymore. Patchy: It never was Potty, it never was. *TOM pops in* TOM: I was just like them when I got canned in 2008. TOM: Thank god they revived me in 2012. Ren: So all we'd have to do is get revived and then we'll be our normal selves again? TOM: Yup. Ren: Come on Stimpy, we're going to get renewed. Stimpy: Oh joy! *Ren and Stimpy walk out* Patchy: Wait! You haven't-done your interview yet. Patchy: Thanks a lot Mr. Tin Can, you got rid of my star! TOM: Who you calling a Tin Can?! Patchy: Bring it on old man, bring it on! TOM: I'll show you who's an old man! *TOM and Patchy start brawling* Potty: Sigh. See you next time folks. Yay. THE END! FADE TO BLACK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 great ep btw. did someone meationed my name? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 great ep btw. did someone meationed my name? SOF 4: He mentioned me! Learn the difference! *smacks SOF* Trophy: I did not make that happen. Now what was that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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