ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 My first new spin-off of 2013! Plot: Patchy and Potty get there very own talk show, talking about random subjects from Bullying, to Drugs, and even sexual situations(not going into detail though because of obvious reasons) EXPECT THE FIRST EPISODE FEBRUARY 6TH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macseed Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 I thought somebody was doing something like this... anyway will try to read! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted January 23, 2013 Author Share Posted January 23, 2013 Um...I can't find this on the main page EDIT: Strange...now it's there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted February 6, 2013 Author Share Posted February 6, 2013 THE SERIES PREMIERE OF PATCHY'S TALK SHOW IS HERE! Ordered for a 13 episode 1st season. We'll see how it goes from there. Patchy's Talk Show Episode 1 - Pilot Patchy: Welcome to the Pilot of my brand new talk show! Patchy: Today's subject: How Our Show Works! Patchy: So basically for the majority of the time we talk about shit. Potty: Ew. Patchy: What? Potty: We do not talk about shit. Patchy: It's a figure of speech Potty. Potty: I don't get it. Patchy: Sigh. Patchy: Well I have nothing else to talk about. Patchy: You Potty? Potty: Nope. Patchy: Scriptwriters? Scriptwriters: No. Nope. Nada. Patchy: Then I guess it's time for Talk to Painty! Patchy: The part of the show where we talk to Painty the Pirate! Painty: Argh I just be a painting of a piece of shit. Patchy: *facepalm* Patchy: Now...for the moment you've all been waiting for! Kids: FREE ICE CREAM? Patchy: Nope! Fan Letters! Kids: Aw. Patchy: This one is from NAME AND ADRESSES WITHHELD. Dear Patchy, I love your show so far, I hope it doesn't get too raunchy, otherwise I may not watch as my Mom and I don't prefer raunchy stuff. Patchy: Well then, we'll try to keep it under control. Potty: Yeah, right. *rolls eyes* Patchy: Anyways, this one is from R. Whale. Dear Patchy, ......................................................................................................................................................................................I don't know what to say. Patchy: .......................................................................................................................Sigh. Patchy: Well, that's the end of this episode, we'll see you next time on Patchy's Talk Show! *A piece of the set falls on Patchy* Patchy: Ow! THE END! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted February 13, 2013 Author Share Posted February 13, 2013 THE FOLLOWING EPISODE OF PATCHY'S TALK SHOW CONTAINS MILD SEXUAL MATERIAL. VIEWER DISCRESSION IS ADVISED. Patchy's Talk Show Episode 2 - Boobies Patchy: Hello and welcome to my very own talk show! Patchy: Today's subject:...uh....tits. Potty: Oh so someone likes tits huh. *looks strangely to Patchy* Patchy: Uh...so Potty what's your opinion on...tits...*gulps* Potty: I'm in for the more normal sized tits. Potty: Nice to...you know... Patchy: Can we move onto a different subject Potty. Potty: No. Patchy: Why not? Potty: I'm feeling sexual damnit I want to talk about tits! Patchy: But it's making me... Potty: Oh shut up. Patchy: Oh that's it! *Patchy tackles Potty* PLEASE STAND BY Patchy: And we're back! Patchy: Now it's time for Talk to Painty! Patchy: What's up Paint? *Cues to Painty, who is having sex which we will not go into for obvious reasons* Painty: Leave me alone yah skallywags! *pulls curtain down* Patchy: Alrighty then, onto Fan Letters! Kids: FREE ICE CREAM? Patchy: You guys don't listen do you. Kids: NOPE! Patchy: *facepalm* Patchy: Alright, Nancy Boob writes: Dear Patchy, I heard you were talking about tits today. I'll be free at 3pm, come on over sexy babe. Patchy: Uh...next one! Patchy: This one is from U.R. Dick: Dear Patchy, I heard you were talking about tits today, so I'd thought I'd write. Is there a special way to grab their*CENSORED*? I wanted to know because I'm going to *CENSORED* a girl tonight, and I want it to be really special, if you know what I mean. Patchy: Uh...alrighty then. *Cues back to the main room* Patchy: Welp, that about raps up another Patchy show! We'll see you next time kids! Potty: Hey Patchy, some girls are stripping in the back, want me to bring them out? Patchy: Uh.... Potty: They want to- Patchy: Alright I'm coming! Patchy: Come on out girls, Patchy is waiting! *Girl birds who are you know what flap around kissing Patchy* Patchy: Ah! Get them off me! Stop! Potty! HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! French Narrator: Well, that raps up another show! See you next time on Patchy's Talk Show where we will talk about another perverted subject! *quiet voice* Oooooooooooooh yeah. THE END! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 wonder next ep about CNF 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted February 21, 2013 Author Share Posted February 21, 2013 Patchy's Talk Show Episode 3 - Bullying Patchy: Welcome to the show! Patchy: Today's subject: Bullying Patchy: Yes I know the subject is controversial, but I think we can handle it in a mature manor. Potty: No you can't. Patchy: Yes we can. Potty: We talked about tits last show. We can't handle anything maturely. Patchy: And this convo folks is an example of bullying. Potty: No it isn't. Patchy: You're doing it right now. Potty: You're an idiot. Patchy: See, Bullying. Potty: Noob. Patchy: ALRIGHT THAT'S IT! *Tackles Potty to the ground and punches him, with Potty fighting back* PLEASE STAND BY *We see the set, all silent, no Patchy or Potty in sight.* French Narrator: Um...Patchy and Potty were both severely hurt so... French Narrator: I shall finish the show for them. French Narrator: Now it's time for talk with Painty! Painty: Go away. French Narrator: Don't you have any words to say on the subject? Painty: No, I'm fucking right now. French Narrator: Alright then. French Narrator: Now onto Fan Letters! *Cricket chirps* French Narrator: This one comes from I.M. Bully: *A hand punches the narrator from the letter* French Narrator: Ow. Patchy: *in an ambulance* Well folks, that's all we have time for. See you guys next week! Patchy: Ow. THE END! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted February 27, 2013 Author Share Posted February 27, 2013 Patchy has a new wacked up episode again this week! Patchy's Talk Show Episode 4 - Turtles Patchy: Welcome to the show! Patchy: Today's topic: Turtles Potty: Why the hell are we talking about Turtles? Patchy: Very good question Potty. Patchy: Well, they're Teenage. And Mutant. And they're Ninjas- Potty: Wrong show Patchy. Patchy: Right. Patchy: Say who wants to see my comic book collection? Potty: That's next week's program. Patchy: How bout we look at Pirate Beauties Magazine? Potty: You're straying off topic again. Patchy: SHUT THE F**K UP YOU B***CH Potty: Oh so that's how we're gonna roll? *Potty punches Patchy to the ground* Potty: I-AM-NOT-A-FEMALE-DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Potty punches Patchy so graphicly we had to cut away from their fight to bring you the rest of our show* Narrator: And I once again find myself stuck in the job of finishing off this show. Painty: Don't even ask bitch. Narrator: We should really fire him. Narrator: Now for our only letter from R. Andom. Dear Patchy, This is the most random episode of this show ever. Love, R. Andom. Narrator: Let's just end off the show before this gets anymore stupid. THE END! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 7, 2013 Author Share Posted March 7, 2013 Patchy's Talk Show Episode 5 - Comic Books Patchy: Welcome to the show! Patchy: Today's show: Comic Books! Potty: Really? Patchy: Yep. Patchy: I have a very extensive comic book collection. Patchy: Like this one: First issue of Action Comics from 1938! Patchy: Or how about the first issue of Mickey Mouse Magazine? Patchy: Or this first issue of Looney Tunes? Patchy: Plus all these other ones I have in my closet. *Opens closet, comics spill out* Potty: How did you pay for all this? Patchy: With my gold silly. Potty: All you've ever found is a bottlecap on Encino Beach. Patchy: ...anyway, this is- 5 HOURS LATER Narrator: Moving on! Patchy: Oh right. Patchy: *clears throat*Time for Talk With Painty! Painty: Why did I ever take this job? Painty: I mean seriously, this wasn't in the job description! Painty: All it said was that I'd get a free painting and 5,000 dollars per episode. Patchy: You skimmed over the entire contract. *holds contract* Painty: THAT'S IT! *Painty jumps out of the painting and attacks Patchy* Potty: Not sure why I signed up either. Potty: I'm going to bed... Potty: Also narrator, I ate the letters. We are out of food. Narrator: God damnit. Narrator: That's it we're doing a reform and you're all going to like it! Narrator: See you next time folks. THE END! FADE TO BLACK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Kids: Yay, no fan letters! so where's our free ice cream? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 20, 2013 Author Share Posted March 20, 2013 New episode! Patchy's Talk Show Episode 6 - Reform Narrator: Hello, and welcome to Patchy's Talk Show! Narrator: Staring me, the French Narrator! Narrator: Patchy the Pirate. Patchy: This sucks ass. Narrator: and Potty the Parrot! Narrator: Now here's Patchy! Patchy: Jesus this show has been completely redone. Potty: Well we did pitch a fit over this so... Patchy: So Narrator, what did we get rid of? Narrator: Glad you asked! Narrator: We sacked Painty. Painty: *flips off the Narrator* Narrator: And Letters are gone! Kids: Aw. Narrator: But now, Kids get ICE CREAM! Kids: YAY! Patchy: WHAT???? IT'S A RUNNING GAG YOU JACKASS! Narrator: Now that we've had our discussion, here's the new attraction, Comedy Skits! Patchy: Dear god. Potty: I am not doing a comedy skit. Potty: Screw this I quit. *Potty flies out the window* Patchy: I quit too. Screw this. *Patchy attempts to do the same as Potty, but ends up smashing the window* Patchy: My leg! Narrator: WELL THIS IS SHIT! THE REFORM DIDN'T FIX ANYTHING! *Narrator starts cussing so much that we had to pull the plug on the show for the time being* CNF1: Join us next week for a special program while we get Patchy and friends all sorted out. *CNF1 runs away as Patchy screams in pain and the narrator continues to cuss* THE END! FADE TO BLACK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 NE-NE-NE-NEW EPISODE! Patchy's Talk Show Episode 7 - Disney Channel S-U-C-K-S-! CNF1: Hello everyone. CNF1: Due to technically difficulties with our show runners. Patchy: I heard that! CNF1: We'll be running a special event in place of our normal talk show program. CNF1: I am pleased to introduce my co-host, SOF. CNF1: He is here today to join me in a rant about one of the most horrible kids channels on earth, Disney Channel. SOF: Glad to be here for it. CNF1: Now, tell me. Why do you think DC is so bad? SOF: Well, besides GF, and P&F, the shows just suck ;P CNF1: I see. CNF1: I personally like have a laugh, P&F, and GF, but that's it tbh. CNF1: The New Mickey Mouse shorts are good too, so I'll be happy to see those when they arrive in June. CNF1: But that's besides the point. CNF1: Let's talk about live-action. CNF1: Obviously, they need a face-lift. SOF: Mhm. CNF1: Everything from DC that is live-action and is running now sucks. Wizards I liked to see. That was actually entertaining. But the shit they have on now doesn't appeal to me in the least. SOF: Yeah, Austin and Alley, Jessie, etc. Who came up with this stuff? Cows? ;P CNF1: That's always a possibility SOF. CNF1: I think one way to improve is to expand the animation department more. CNF1: We have one show running out of steam (Sorry SOF, but yes I do mean P&F), one super excellent show that's kicking ass, and one stupid as hell show. CNF1: Yeah, I know we're getting Wonder Over Yonder soon, so that's good. Craig will hopefully bring some charm into DC's Animation Department. SOF: Why do you hate P&F? CNF1: I don't hate it, but from a viewer's stand-point, it won't last much longer. CNF1: So overall, DC sucks aside from their semi-spectacular animated department. CNF1: Any last words SOF? SOF: DC sucks. Spring it out swag. CNF1: Amen. Goodnight everybody. Patchy will return next week with hopefully less chaos than last time. CNF1: Goodnight everyone. THIS HAS BEEN A CNF1 SPECIAL PRESENTATION THE END! FADE TO BLACK CREDIT GOES TO SPONGEODDFAN FOR THE IDEA OF THIS EPISODE! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 that was beautiful, CNF 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 how about one with a cartoon thhats good, and one thats bad, with comparing them. (i say do the bad cartoon more than the good one ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 Now now, this was just a special event, but I may use it as an idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Now now, this was just a special event, but I may use it as an idea. maybe, we can be co-host it again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 Maybe if we get to a Season 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 SOF: Yeah, Austin and Alley, Jessie, etc. Who came up with this stuff? Cows? ;P that wouls be an insult. COWS COULD CREATE BETTER SHOWS! I cant believe I just realized that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted April 13, 2013 Author Share Posted April 13, 2013 Well, you're kinda right on that. Anywho, new episodes start April 17th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Well, you're kinda right on that. Anywho, new episodes start April 17th. looking forward to read it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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