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Since I can't edit the first post, I suppose I'll add this nifty lil' section here. This post will contain character profiles, backstories, the works. Be advised, it will contain spoilers so read on with caution those who haven't read the entire series so far yet.

The Who's Who of Post Fiction...

Imposter SOF: An impostor user created in the image of the original Sponge Odd Fan by the nefarious Spongebobs1fan with the purpose to serve as Whale Blubber's almighty and perfect vessel in order to once again wreak havoc across The Community. Deemed to be too destructive and unstable by his creator, he was placed in stasis in order to run further tests to prove his stability under the immense power he was born with. Meanwhile, Whale Blubber wanted to put Imposter SOF up to a real test so he released Imposter SOF from his stasis prematurely and unleashed his vessel upon the unsuspecting Community. Imposter SOF demolished the laboratory warehouse he was conceived in and made his escape, but not before taking Whale Blubber's Mallet of Doom, a perpetual banhammer. Imposter SOF would then go on a Mallet Massacre, laying waste to all who dared cross his path, as well as murdering Tvguy and nearly putting an end to 70s' reigns as Head Admin. He would later be discovered by an admin by the name of Clappy, who seen the potential that Imposter SOF has at doing the Community some real good if composed. Clappy would perform a procedure that would grant Imposter SOF a mind of his own, but at the cost of most of his immense natural power. Imposter SOF has been trying to track down his creator with Clappy's assistance ever since in order to find out for himself what his true purpose is.

Clappy: Also known as Clapmaster, he is (or was) an all-powerful admin of The Community's Staff. He took notice of the crime that was happening all around The Community and brought it up to his Admin brethren, who were all more pre-occupied in their own personal affairs and struggle for power to do anything about it. Heartbroken at his brothers' leniency towards crime and the subsequent downward spiral of their once-cherished Community, Clappy took it upon himself to personally take care of the crime, setting out on his own accord to dish out some angelic justice. Clappy didn't expect the Community's criminal underworld to be as vast as the Community itself. Clappy did what he could to stop and prevent crime, but it was too much to tackle by just himself. Clappy soon began to take notice of Imposter SOF's exploits, including the murder of Tvguy and his surprising upset victory over 70s. Clappy soon began to follow Imposter SOF's movements, saving the impostor on several occasions before finally introducing himself. Clappy praised Imoster SOF's accomplishments and offered to make the impostor a much more efficient fighter by giving him a mind of his own and not be just a killing machine. Clappy performed the procedure, but unknowingly at the cost of most of Impost's power reserves. Once The Staff became aware of Clappy's actions, they proceeded to slowly cut him off from power, draining him of his own power reserves and admin abilities. He now assists Imposter SOF in his search for his creator as a close friend and ally.

Jelly: A Super Moderator and lieutenant, serving under Sponge Sebastian in The Community's Peace Keeper Corps. She is currently the only female serving in the corps. Sabresponge is her estranged younger brother. She and Clappy had a fling in the past, but as much as she would like to get back together with him, Clappy is oblivious to her advances. She knows that deep down, Clappy still has feelings and cares for her. Clappy and Imposter SOF come to her in need of her assistance. She is reluctant at first, but helps out in the end for the sake of her and Clappy's past relationship. She gives them a temporary place to stay in her Sharing Time condo. When Clappy and Imposter SOF are at the mercy of Metal Snake and Sabre, she saves them at the last minute before engaging her brother in combat while Impost and Clappy set their sights on Metal Snake. Jelly manages to defeat her younger sibling in a chi beam struggle, send him flying away for the time being. She now finds herself assisting Imposter SOF and Clappy in their quest to cleanse the once peaceful streets of The Community to the best of her abilities.

Spongebobs1fan: A once trustworthy and loyal moderator for the Community, who was cast off from The Staff due to suspicions of disloyalty and being a troll known as Whale Blubber. He initially denied the Whale Blubber allegations but the paranoia was to much to bear, so he set off away from the Community on a journey to "find himself", feeling as if he lost his own identity due to Whale Blubber's lies. On a trek to Mocvt, his former home, he was confronted by Blubber, himself. Sbs1fan engaged him in battle but was overwhelmed by Whale Blubber, who spared Sbs1fan's life in order to work out a deal with him. He warped Sbs1fan's mind into thinking that it was the Community's fault for losing faith in him and for believing the word of a troll over the word of one of their most loyal disciples. Sbs1fan conspired with Whale Blubber in order to get back at the Community for their wrongdoings. Their plan was to create a perfect and powerful vessel for Whale Blubber to inhabit in order to lay siege to the Community and wipe out all the citizens, including The Staff. Sbs1fan returned to The Community with open arms, presenting them with a news feed to process local news as a peace offering of contribution to cover up his true intentions. Failure after failure, Sbs1fan failed to produce a perfect a vessel from scratch, resolving to create a vessel using the DNA of a past user instead to provide the base and groundwork. After striking a deal with Metal Snake to obtain samples from the already-deceased SOF, Sbs1fan slaved over for countless days and nights, working on perfecting his latest creation. When it was all said and done, Imposter SOF was born, being gifted with an immense supply of power at the cost of having a mind of his, a feature that would be filled in when Blubber would inhabit him. Fearing that his creation would prove to be unstable, Sbs1fan shut him down to run more evaluation tests. Whale Blubber, on the hand, released Impost from his stasis prematurely in order to truly test out his skills on the field. Sbs1fan's laboratory warehouse was decimated in the carnage that followed, barely escaping with his life intact as his creation made his own escape. Sbs1fan has been following Impster SOF's movements ever since alongside his subordinate Sbiscool, waiting for when the time is right to put his and Blubber's true plan into action.

Whale Blubber: A troll and enemy to the Community and its inhabitants. He strives to plunge the Community into discord and chaos for the lulz. He was the one that turned the Community and The Staff against Spongebobs1fan by telling them lies that they were both one and the same. He would later find Sbs1fan in his exile from the Community at Mocvt, defeating the former moderator in battle swiftly and easily. He manipulated Sbs1 into thinking that the Community is to blame for his fall from grace and joined forces with the common purpose to bring The Community and its inhabitants to their knees. They planned to create a perfect vessel for Blubber to inhabitant in fear that Blubber will be smited on the spot if he were to step foot into the Community himself. Sbs1fan would soon create a perfect vessel in Omposter SOF, but deemed him to be unstable. Impatient and ignorant to the consequences, Whale Blubber telepathically released Imposter SOF from his stasis prematurely, unleashing upon the Community to truly test his new vessel's power out on the field. Satisfied with the results, Blubber waits for when the time is right to swoop in and take what's his.

Dragiiin: One of the Community's most influential crime lords and leader of the Dragiiin Siiindicate. He is alos business partners with Edmasterchaos, leader of his own criminal organization. He employed rogue moderator, Teenj, to slaughter guests in the Guests' Paradise Resort for an unknown purpose, but was stopped by Imposter SOF. Dragiiin would later cut his ties with Teenj. He also hired the Sea Minors, alongside Sbiscool, to rob the SBC National Bank, but was also thwarted by Imposter SOF. He would soon deploy Ex Kizuna to distribute counterfeit merchandise at the annual Spin-Off Festival, but those plans were also stopped by Imposter SOF. Unsatisfied with Ex's work, he promised to terminate him if Ex were to fail him again, keeping him on board for the time being for Edo's, Ex's father, sake. When Ex failed to kill Imposter SOF in the Xat due to Sbiscool's inclusion in the fray, Dragiiin and Edo personally sent Ex off, bringing in Ex's elder brother, Shinya, to finish the job. Dragiiin was pleasantly surprised to see Spongebobiscool's corpse at the scene. Dragiiin is currently still doing business with Edo while Shinya sets out to carry out their orders.

Ex Kizuna: A once trustworthy Admin of the Staff before relinquishing his power due to personal reasons. Ex is the youngest son of Edmasterchaos, a crime lord and leader of the Chaos Crew. When his father would muscle his way in during the Community's early days, Ex would be the one who would halt his advances. Time and time again, Ex thwarted his father's plan to set up a branch in the Community, forcing him away for the time being. Ed would quickly grow to be disappointed of Ex's actions, promptly disowning him all together. When the constant turmoil between loyalty to his his new home and to his family came to a head, Ex stepped down from his admin position and went off to work for his father. Ex hoped to regain his father's favor, but found himself where he has always been, getting nowhere to win over his father's affection and praise. Ex was dispatched to the Spin-Off Festival to head a counterfeit distributing ring, but his efforts were stopped by Imposter SOF, who managed to damage and scar Ex's face. Ex would encounter Imposter SOF once again in the Xat, but failed to kill him once again due to Sbiscool's inclusion into the fray. Having failed them twice, he was sent on his way by his father and Dragiiin, who would later call upon Ex's elder brother Shinya to finish what Ex couldn't accomplish. His current whereabouts are unknown.

Edmasterchaos: A well-respected user, stemming back to a time before the Community came to be. When the populace were migrating to The Community to escape persecution from the strict leaders of Mocvt, Ed chose to stay behind in hopes that his home would flourish once more, for old time's sake. Unbeknownst to a good amount of the refugees, Ed would strike a deal with the Mocvt leaders to smuggle people over from other sites to Mocvt in order to increase activity and population, as well as revenue. Ed made a killing off of this, soon organizing his own organization that would work hand-in-hand with the Mocvt government. Ed would soon make the decision to branch out to the Community in order to smuggle in counterfeit goods and take citizens away to Mocvt. His youngest son, Ex Kizuna, however, thwarted his every attempt before giving up on expanding his business there all together. He would eventually disown Ex and shower his eldest son Shinya with praise for his hard work and loyalty to the family. He would eventually get Ex back into the family business when Ex decided to leave his post as admin in order to remain loyal to Ed and win back his favor. Ed was angered by Ex's decision to give up his power and influence, thinking that his power would further help his organization get a footing into the Community and use Ex's influence to mask over his operations. Ed nevertheless welcomed Ex back into the family business, but not with open arms. Ed would later strike up a business deal with fellow crime boss, Dragiiin, cementing his organization's place into the Community for good. He would later become fed up with Ex's constant failures and proceeded to excommunicate him from the organization, sending Shinya to finish off Imposter SOF for him. He is currently still in business with Dragiiin and it seems to remain that way for a long time to come.

Metal Snake: A once valued member of the Community's society, Luke James soon proved to be a pest to most of the Community's populace. This would lead to him being shunned by the Community and his cries and prayers for help would go unanswered by The Staff. Luke soon grew to despise the Community and all who had wrongfully shunned. He fled to the deep catacombs of the Underground City, which the Community is built on top of, to escape the shame and humiliation. He soon plotted against the Community, rising from the underground on occasion to cause a stir and beat a few heads in before making his descent again. Luke soon adopted the moniker of "Metal Snake" due to his personality and outlook on life being hard like metal and cold like a snake. He would later claim himself to be the Community's "Arch Adversary". He would later gain a loyal accomplice in Sabre, who also felt shunned and ridiculed by the Community despite being siblings with Jelly, an influential member of society. Sabre shows an undying devotion to Metal Snake and his cause, always assisting him when needed. Metal Snake gathered the samples from the real SOF's corpse that was needed for Sbs1fan to create Imposter SOF. In exchange, Sbs1 offered Snake the Mallet of Doom, a perpetual banhammer that Metal Snake oh so desired. When Imposter SOF made his escape with the mallet, Metal Snake was forced to retrieve it on his own accord. He tried on two occasions but was unsuccessful both times. Metal Snake managed to escape the battle with Imposter SOF and Clappy with his life intact. His current whereabouts are unknown, but he presumably still resides in the Underground City.

Sabre: Formerly known as Sabresponge, he too, was once a valued member of the Community. Being the younger brother of Jelly, he felt as if he was always in her shadow all his life. When the time came to name the new Lieutenant for the Peace Keepers, Jelly managed to beat Sabre out of contention and was given the spot. Once again overshadowed by his older sibling, Sabre lashed out at the Staff, taking out a few waves of Peace Keepers before being pacified by Jelly. He was to place under suspension for his actions, but Jelly used her sway to lessen the punishment. Not wanting her help, Sabre blind-sided Jelly and left her unconscious before fleeing the Community in order to escape the ridicule and shame for attacking a high-ranking officer. This attack led to Jelly meeting Clappy for the first time and they hooked up. Knowing he could no longer return as a member of society, he fled to the Underground City to seek refuge, hearing stories about the underground caverns from old wives tales and urban legends. Sabre settled into the underground community quite nicely, choosing to remain in the dark as opposed to basking in the light. He would soon cross paths with Metal Snake, whom he had greatly respected before he fled to the Underground City as well. Seeing much of himself in the cold-blooded Snake, they joined forces to shed the Community's own crimes into light. He greatly respects Metal Snake, going so far as to refer to him as "my Lord". He assisted Metal Snake in obtaining the real SOF's DNA samples, but when the Mallet of Doom was stolen before they could claim it, he worked endlessly to track down the thief's location. Once found, Sabre informed Snake and they went on their way. Snake opted to confront Imposter SOF alone, leaving Sabre to watch on the sidelines. When push came to shove, Sabre intervened just in time to save his lord's life. When Imposter SOF and Clappy found themselves at their mercy in the Underground City, they were saved at the last minute by Jelly. Angered at seeing his sister once again, especially in his new home, he opted to take her on alone, leaving Snake to handle Impost on Claps alone. He fought somewhat evenly with Jelly this time before engaging in a chi beam struggle, despite gaining the upper hand a few times, Jelly managed to defeat him by entering her Trance Form, overpowering Sabre and blasting him off into the deepest trenches of the Underground City. Despite the severity of the blast, Jelly claims that Sabre will most likely survive it.

Spongebobiscool: Leader of the Cool Crew, Sbiscool sought to stake his own claim into the criminal underworld after enduring ridicule of his own. Recruiting fellow members who shares his views, he would soon come into contact with Spongebobs1fan, who offered him more power in exchange for muscle. Sbs1 gave Sbiscool and his gang the boost they needed to be considered a legitimate threat to the Community. They would also lead the Staff off of Sbs1fan's trail during his creation of Imposter SOF in order to hide his plans and true intentions. Sbiscool would later come into contact with crime boss, Dragiiin, who proposed that they should strike up a deal for an upcoming bank heist. Sbiscool accepted Dragiiin's offer, knowing he has hit the big time. Sbiscool contacted Jjs and his gang of Sea Minors while Dragiiin formulated the plans for the heist. When the time came, the heist was thwarted by Imposter SOF. Sbiscool and his gang rallied up to take out a battle-weary Imposter SOF. Sbiscool was knocked out during the battle while his crew was killed by Clappy's Death Clap. Sbiscool was sent out to kill Imposter SOF, but in turn, was killed himself at the conclusion of the three-way battle that also involved Ex Kizuna. When Dragiiin arrived on scene, he was pleasantly surprised to see Sbiscool's corpse. In the meantime, Sbs1fan took it upon himself to create an army of Imposter Spongebobiscools to provide him with extra muscle whenever if need be.

70s: Head Admin of the Community in Terminoob's absence, he runs the Community with an iron fist. He and his new Staff have worked to make the Community a better place, but as time went on, 70s reign as Head Admin was soon challenged by his own admin brethren. 70s proceeded to keep them in check in order to prevent a coup and his eventual overthrow. 70s has kept tabs on his Staff ever since. Before the time of his reign, back when Termi held the reigns, he caused unrest by taking in Tvguy as his apprentice, thus making promoting Tvguy to the top positions of the Staff. Termi grew upset with this decision and they became embroiled in a heated conflict that threatened to destroy the once peaceful Community. In the end, Terminoob made his departure, leaving 70s in charge of the Community for thinking he could call the shots behind his back. 70s tried to make the most out of his new position by trying to bring the Community forward and further improve it so that it could become a much better place and provide a much better future for its inhabitants. 70s soon wed to his Sara, who became the so-called "Queen of the Community". Behind all the plans for improvement lies a more grim layout for the Community, one that could very well endanger it. With his fellow admins once again challenging him, he has been forced to put those plans on hold in order to deal with them and put them in their place. In his struggle to reign supreme, he has turned a blind eye to the ever-growing crime rate of the Community, along with his fellow admins with the exception of Clappy. 70s soon became aare that there was an impostor in the midst of The Community and sent Tvguy out to deal with it, thinking the impostor would ruin the Community's ecosystem due to it managing to kill a fellow member in Old Man Jenkins. When Tvguy confronted Imposter SOF, he was murdered in cold blood. Upon hearing the news of Tvguy's death, 70s snapped and orchaestrated a trap to kill Imposter SOF personally at his disco club. 70s was shocked to see that the impostor could fight with him on even ground, and was even more shocked when he found himself on the verge of death. When Imposter SOF assaulted his wife Sara, 70s was powerless to save her and himself from the onslaught. His Jared Padalecki-looking bodyguards managed to save him and Sara from further damage and took them to safety. 70s would survive his wounds, but Sara was left in a critical state. In an attempt to save her, he suspended her in cryogenic sleep using his resources. Powerless to save his beloved at the moment, he vowed to have Imposter SOF killed no matter what. When Clappy acted out of his own discretion to help out Imposter SOF, 70s saw this as an act of war, thinking that Clappy was the one who created Imposter SOF. Clappy approached him to explain everything but 70s wouldn't listen. In retaliation, he proceeded to cut Clappy from power, slowly taking away his adminship an the power that came with it. 70s is currently still out to get Imposter and Clappy, while protecting his position as Head Admin at the same time.

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Episode XVIII: "Last Stand! Enter The Blubber!!"

The scene opens up to a shot of three people inside of a large and extravagant office. One of the walls is decorated with many degrees in a variety of fields of science and professions, as well as awards, and pictures. One of the pictures are shown of Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick alongside his colleagues, Dr. Dalton, Dr. P. Lankton, and Face. The camera pans to a shot of the chair behind the desk in the middle of the room. The person in the chair is facing away from the other two. The other two are revealed to be Dr. Dalton and Dr. P. Lankton, themselves. They both have concerned looks on their faces as the person in the chair spins himself around, revealing himself to be Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick.

hilaryfan80: Any good news today, gentlemen?

Dalton: The shipment, it has made it to its desired destinations.

P. Lankton: The transactions has been made, as well.

hilaryfan80: Excellent. Split it up amongst ourselves same old, same old then. Make sure that our boys get their cut in it. We can't afford any more disturbances like the last one. Don't go off giving them a whole lot, just the few that they truly need.

Dalton: We also received a briefing from Sponge Sebastian. His unit has yet to see any signs of the renegade at all since the run-in at the Sharing Times.

hilaryfan80: Then tell him to up the ante on the search efforts.

P. Lankton: But Patrick, that's the thing. That combined with all the chaos that has been wreaking havoc the past few days, Sebastian has his hands full as it is. The Glove World District has been leveled into nothing but ash and rubble and the culprit is still at large. The impostor and the renegade staff member are still galavanting around as well.

hilaryfan80: Sebastian has an entire army at his disposal, he has more than enough resources to exercise and pan out. Clappy and his impostor boy toy are merely secondary at the moment, and if they're, better yet, Clappy, is smart, he and his pal will keep it that way and stay out of our affairs. After all, they are primarily 70s' problem.

Dalton: And what of the destruction of the Glove World District? Who in the hell had the firepower to pull that off? Patrick, we both sincerely hope that you are keeping things under control here.

hilaryfan80: Gentlemen, all is as it should between us. No one is off prancing around on their own, except Face of course, but I sincerely doubt that he had anything to do with anything pertaining to it.

P. Lankton: We can only hope. Also, have you secured any new buyers, yet?

hilaryfan80: Buyers? Yes, a few, more like two. Dr. Lankton, I have made many a friends in high places, almost all of them want a piece of this pie we're baking.

Dalton: Patrick, we can't afford to let this thing get blown too far out of proportion. There are too many risks that we must undertake. It could very well jeopardize all of our careers.

P. Lankton: Besides, I thought that this little pet project of ours' will be just that, ours' and ours' alone.

hilaryfan80: Gentlemen, please take a gander and look at the possibilities, or at least take some time out of your supposedly busy schedules and imagine a little. We can all benefit from this, my friends-

P. Lankton: Out of the question. More involvement from outside sources only means more mouths to feed.

Dalton: Besides, splitting it amongst the three of us, ourselves, is already considered quite a dip for us all.

hilaryfan80: But more connections, more resources means more circulation and more flow. How we split it need not matter if we are guaranteed a hefty lump sum regardless. I have made some powerful friends, my friends. I try to appease to you both again that we will each benefit greatly from it.

P. Lankton: It is still a 'no' from me.

Dalton: I'm afraid that I must say 'nay', as well, old friend. We can't afford to have this all become public knowledge.

Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick sinks back into his chair in disbelief. He takes a few moments to think some things through before responding.

hilaryfan80: Very well, then...so be it. I only want what's best for us all. You have both voiced your opinions and I shall abide by them.

P. Lankton: Trust us, Patrick. It is simply for the best.

The scene shifts to a shot Jelly in her Sharing Times condo, putting on her moderator uniform, getting ready for her shift. A knock is suddenly heard at her door. She goes to answer it. She opens the door and is shocked at what she sees.

Sponge Sebastian: *flashing his moderator badge* You have been summoned for an emergency Staff Meeting, Captain.

Jelly: A Staff Meeting at this short notice? What for?

Sponge Sebastian: I said it was an EMERGENCY Staff Meeting for a reason, Fifi. Don't sweat, though. This meeting will only involve the four of us.

Jelly: Four?

CDCB and Steel suddenly appear behind Sebastian.

Sponge Sebastian: You, me, Lieutenant CDCB, and Sergeant Steel.

Jelly: Alright, what's all of this about?

Steel: We have received reports from a few concerned users here. They claimed that two suspicious and shady-looking characters arrived out of nowhere.

CDCB: They also claimed that these two in question came to visit you and that you let them into your place.

Sponge Sebastian: Mind if my two boys have a look-see, Captain?

Jelly: Go right ahead. I have nothing to hide. These two "shady characters" were simply Deli and Squiddykins coming for a visit. Nothing too out of the ordinary if you ask me.

CDCB notices all the bread crusts that were left by Clappy from all the jelly sandwiches he ate.

CDCB: You girls sure know how to clean up a plate both ways.

Jelly: They were hungry so I fed them, anything wrong with that?

Steel: Not exactly, but who knows?

Seb and his boys finish scavenging the place. Seb approaches Jelly and puts a hand on her shoulder.

Sponge Sebastian: Look, I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here for all you have contributed towards the community and for your hard day's night work. I'm sure you know by now that Clappy has turned his back against us and the Community as a whole. We are all very well aware of your's and Clappy's brief fling in the past, as well. Fifs, I trust you as a colleague and as a friend, but if you're hiding anything, if you ever cross that line between right and wrong, then you leave me with no choice but to bring you and your man down by any means necessary. I repeat, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. Understand?

Jelly: Fully...Commander Sebastian. You and your boys need not worry your sweaty, little heads about anything.

Steel: We hope so.

Sponge Sebastian: Meeting adjourned. I'll be seeing you at work soon, I hope. The Staff higher-up has something big in store in the very near future. We wouldn't want to miss it.

Jelly: Of course not, Commander. I will be there as soon as I can.

Sponge Sebastian: *smirks* Good girl.

Seb, CDCB, and Steel take their leave as Jelly begins to have some second thoughts.

The scene shifts to a shot of Dragiiin and Edmasterchaos in their own PC at The Xat. They are taking a few shots of tequila as they start discussing some business.

Edo: Did you receive your shipment, Dragiiin?

Dragiiin: Of course, the idiots would be fucking stupid if they never got my shipment in to me on time. I must honestly say, they supply some real quality stuff. Real top-of-the-line good shit.

Edo: These supplies should last us for quite a while. Bringing these over to Mocvt should prove to be quite the task.

Dragiiin: Those fucking lightweights down in that shithole won't know what slips by them.

Edo: I must maintain my business arrangement with them, but this all seems like a golden opportunity to cash in on something truly valuable and worthwhile.

Dragiiin: We are risk takers, my fine acquaintance. We never toss a golden opportunity down. Besides, I don't think we'll have much trouble smuggling the shit down there. The powers that be in Mocvt are pretty damn crooked as it is. They couldn't fucking care less.

Edo: That they are.

Dragiiin: Cheers! To a prosperous business relationship!

Edo: I can cheer to that.

They touch glasses before each taking another shot. The tv nearby is reporting some late-breaking news.

Dragiiin: Ohoho, this should be good.

PhilipB: PhilipB here with some late-breaking news! The cold war conflict between SBC and SBM may finally thaw out as leaders on both sides have finally come to a compromise and peace talks are now in the works for a brand new treaty that should cease tensions between both sites. This coming after Viceroy 70s pulled out all Community Peace Keeper troops from SBM just a few short months ago after reaching yet another impasse with SBM Imperial Troopers. Wait, hold on here...I have just received word that Viceroy 70s has issued a Peace Summit that is scheduled to take place in the Community exactly a month from now. Peace talks will take place and the treaty will be signed live in front of the denizens of both SBC and SBM in order to get input from every user in order to solidify peace for a long time to come.

Dragiiin: Sounds fucking terrific. If you ask me, we should continue to push through until we rape them all up their self-righteous asses.

Edo: You're not just saying that because they banished you?

Dragiiin: Hardly.

Edo: This pointless conflict means very little to me.

Dragiiin: You're lucky you were never a full-fledged citizen here or there. If you were, you would never fucking hear the end of it then.

PhilipB: In other news, the Rebellion Against Cyber Bulliers, other wise known as the 'RACB', has finally finished up their tour of SBM and are now on their way to tour SBC. The RACB has for years made it their mission to end cyber bullying everywhere. With the most recent conflict between SBC and SBC, the leader of RACB, ACS Behemoth Hellcat a.k.a. Prince Dark, has made it his personal mission to help cease tensions by spreading his supposedly 'good word' and message throughout both sites, in hopes that the two sites will finally put their personal differences aside and end the so-called 'cyber bullying' and hate that they have been spreading with each of their conflicts. This is all coming after allegations that the RACB took part in a public hazing and beatdown of senior members at a local YSCommunity in retaliation to scathing remarks made against Prince Dark and the RACB in a public video announcement, a video that was made in retaliation to Prince Dark disrespecting the families that were affected by the tragedies that took place on 9/11. Despite all the bad publicity that the group has garnered for itself, they still have their small following of supporters who will back the group up every step of the way. We managed to receive word from one such supporter on the streets during an SBM rally just earlier today.

Lakers Kid: ACS BEHEMOTH HELLCAT! IS AGAINST CYBER BULLIERS AND BULLYING! Prince Dark, himself, is a person we can all look up to in our darkest days and hours. Unlike a lot of people nowadays, he stands up for the little guys. He will fight for a person he barely even knows to ensure himself that that person doesn't get pushed around and stomped on like he once was. I know all that from first-hand experience. When I had my troubles, ACS Behemoth Hellcat came from out of nowhere and defended me from all who wanted to falsely persecute me. There are stories and videos out there that are just not true at all. As a member of the RACB for the past few months, we never took part in an act of violence of any kind against anyone. These people just spread these lies and hate just to once again bring down another good cause, a great cause!

PhilipB: We also managed to get a few words from a senior member of the RACB, Darris XTMRage. Here is what he had to say at the rally.

Darris: Look, I know you all are just about as sick I am when it comes to cyber bullying! Prince Dark, ACS, showed me a way to finally fight back against those who falsely persecute the little guys as a way to get their sick kicks! I need not say more than what the great Prince Dark has already said! His message stands out loud and clear that we ALL must do our part in putting an end to cyberbullying, no matter what the cost! Prince Dark, he's a survivor! He's a hero! He's a man who all the kids will one day look up to as their definitive role model! Do I even need to ASK?! CAN YOU DIG IT?! CAN YOU DIG IT?! CAAAAAN YOOOOUUU DIG IIIIIIIIIIT?!

PhilipB: Word is that one of their many stops on their tour of SBC will indeed be the Peace Summit between SBC and SBM. We will inform you of anymore updates as they become available. This is PhilipB, signing off.

Dragiiin: A bunch of fucking pussies. I do not like the fact that that ignorant asshole and his band of rag-tag jockstraps are once again 'gracing' the Community with their presence. It makes me fucking sick, especially after all the close-calls the Community has gotten into with them.

Edo: This should be...intriguing to say the least.

Dragiiin: Gonna be a pain in my ass for me.

The camera finally shifts back to where we last left off with Clappy and Imposter SOF, who are both being restrained by a gang of Imposter Sbiscools as Whale Blubber makes his presence known around the warehouse, encircling the place in his black smoke. The sounds of whale wailing are heard from the outside. Spongebobs1fan simply smiles on as his plan finally comes full circle.

Spongebobs1fan: Can't you just smell it?! The euphoria in the air!

Imposter SOF: smells mor liek shit to me.

Spongebobs1fan: Like I said, can't you just smell it!?

Clappy: You'll never get away with this Sbs1!

Spongebobs1fan: What a typical thing for you to say, Clapmaster. To be honest, I expected a lot more coming from you. Suffice to say, I am sadly disappointed.

The warehouse started quaking even more as the lights blow out one-by-one.

Spongebobs1fan: I'm afraid the time has come, my son. The day of reckoning is upon us and I must seal my end of the deal!

Sbs1fan motions his hands for the Imposter Sbiscools to shank Clappy repeatedly with their switchblades, bringing him down to the ground screaming in agony as his blood spills out onto the floor.

Imposter SOF: Clippy!

Sbs1fan: Whale Blubber! The blood has been repaid, so by blood, the deal shall be made. Take this vessel I have prepared for you, and bring this Community to its everlasting, and well-deserved, doom. There, son, it's as simple as that.

Suddenly, the black smoke began to burst in through the windows and started to converge towards Imposter SOF. Impost was still being held in place by the Imposter Sbiscools, so with all his strength, he summoned an aura around him that blew all the impostors off him.

Imposter SOF: NEVAR!

Imposter SOF cried out before dodge rolling out of the cloud of smoke's way, causing the cloud to disintegrate a good number of Sbs1fan's Imposter henchmen. With me Mallet Of Doom in hand, Imposter SOF banged it hard against the ground, creating a powerful shockwave that sent the other Imposters flying, freeing Clappy from his torment. The cloud of smoke starting spinning out of control around the room, trying to take Imposter SOF over, but he dodged every attempt.

Spongebobs1fan: You stubborn son of a bitch!

Sbs1 went to try and interfere but was cut off halfway by Clappy, who was still suffering from his wounds.

Clappy: Spongebobs1fan...it's about time you log you out...permanently!

Clappy shouted out before charging at Sbs1, engaging him in hand-to-hand combat. They traded blows blow-for-blow, seemingly evenly matched.

Spongebobs1fan: Even at your weakest, you continue to prove to be a handful. Perhaps I was wrong about you.

Clappy: Don't blame yourself. A lot of people do that all the time.

Spongebobs1fan: As usual.

As they continued their battle. Whale Blubber continued to lay siege to Imposter SOF, who was growing tired from dodge rolling around.

Imposter SOF: I refuse to let you inside of me!

Impost shouted out before jumping out of the way again. Spongebobs1fan and Clappy continued their struggle. When Clappy went for a Clap Slap, Sbs1 managed to dodge it before catching Claps' arm and twisting it behind him, causing him even more pain. Sbs1 put his other hand out to draw one of the Imposters' switchblades to him. He put the blade to Clappy's neck before calling out Imposter SOF.

Spongebobs1fan: Imposter SOF! Continue to deny Blubber's advances and your friend here meets his very unfortunate end! *takes the blade to Clappy's throat*.

Clappy: Imposter SOF...don't do it! You have to stop...Blubber! You're the only one now who can! Don't worry about me! Just do him in!

Blubber's smoke cloud swooped in at Imposter SOF for the taking. Imposter SOF loosened his grip on me mallet as Blubber inched ever so closer. Right as Blubber was about to enter, Imposter SOF, gripped me mallet tight before using all his power to take a mighty swing at the Whale, managing to cause the cloud form great harm as it wailed in pain. The smoke passed through me mallet in half, converging into a more smaller cloud. With Blubber apparently weakened, Imposter SOF went for the kil. Sbs1fan looked on in shock before releasing Clappy and jumping out to intercept Imposter SOF, kicking him away with his Fan Kick, which sent the Imposter flying into a stack of boxes.

Spongebobs1fan: No, Whale Blubber will not wither away like this. Just then, the cloud swarmed around Sbs1, taking him by surprise before entering his mouth until the entire smoke cloud made its way inside him. Sbs1fan slumped down for a few minutes, closing his eyes as writhed in pain. He suddenly went silent before raising his head back and opened his eyes, revealing it to be yellow now. He let out a breath of fresh air, causing black smoke and fire to come out of his nose and mouth. He smiled as he turned to look towards both Clappy and Imposter SOF, who were still recuperating from their wounds.

Spongebobs1fan: What a rush.

Clappy: Those eyes...those accursed yellow eyes. Imposter SOF, be on your toes! This isn't Sbs1fan we're dealing with any more! It's-

???: Imposter Sponge Odd Fan...we finally meet...again.

Imposter SOF: Blubber Berry!

Whale Blubber: Pardon me for...borrowing this meatsuit on such a short notice. I had every intention to take you over, but you made that oh so difficult, didn't ya?

Clappy: Whale Blubber, you-

Whale Blubber: Whale shit, whale feces, shark poop, shark shit, yada yada yada, etc. etc. I tend to skip the simple formalities this time and get straight to the point. You, Imposter Sponge Odd Fan, are my one true vessel. You see this here, this is just plan B. Now stop being so stubborn and give daddy a hug, huh? After all, we're practically anyway. You were technically conceived inside my mind. Hell, you can consider Spongebobs1fan your mother for 'giving birth' to ya! The pregnancy shows through his emotional breakdowns of course, which I'm sure Clappy is quite familiar with by now, eh Claps?

Clappy: Shut that mouth of your's before I go over there and slap it off-

Whale Blubber: You would do that, wouldn't ya? If ya had the juice of course, which you don't. Man, they let anybody become a staff member in the Community these days. You, Wumbo, Sebastian, Jelly, CDCB, who will they think of next? Maybe teenj? Oh wait, he was, wasn't he?

Clappy: Don't you dare-

Whale Blubber: And tell me exactly what you've done to deserve such a high-ranking position of this hellhole? Come on, humor me. I'm always up for a lulzfest, then again, I'm standing face-to-face with a wannabe lulzfest right here.

Imposter SOF: Shot the fcuk up.

What Blubber: Oh, and you talk/write like him too! Sbs1fan really got you down to a tee, he really outdid himself. Really, he did. Tell me Imposter SOF, how is it like to being living life a lie? I oh so wanna know the answer coming from somebody on the other side of the fence.

Imposter SOF: At least I have a life, unlike you.

Whale Blubber: I'll give you one thing. At least you come up with snappier comebacks and you don't beg me to be your friend like that other square. Between you and me, the Oddjob had it coming.

Imposter SOF: Cruse you!

Impost shouted out as he charged at Blubber, but was simply knocked aside with one hand.

Whale Blubber: The way you keep going, you'll end up just like him. Sad, alone, and dead in a moment's notice.

Clappy attempted to strike at him but was kicked aside as well.

Whale Blubber: Stay out of this, Crapmaster. This doesn't concern you, so why don't you just clap up another storm? *turns to face Imposter SOF* Imposter SOF, I understand that we don't really see...eye to eye right now, but I feel we can work past our little problems, together of course. We can bring the Community as one, as father and son.

Imposter SOF: You not father.

Whale Blubber: Fine, like father and the bastard son I always wanted.

Imposter SOF kipped back up and engaged Whale Blubber in combat. Imposter SOF attacked Blubber with a flurry of punches and kicks, which Blubber managed to block. Clappy managed to fight off the pain of his own wounds and pounced at Blubber, as well. He joined in on Imposter SOF's Fury Attack, but Blubber managed to block it all. Blubber takes the opportunity to grab Impost's leg and Claps' arm before snapping their respective bones in half. They both collapse in agony as Blubber basks in his glory.

Whale Blubber: Ya know, Imposter Oddjob, this does hurt me a lot more than it does you. Can't say the same thing about your applauding pal here. Come on, become a part of me and be a part of something that's full of win. Trust me, you'll love it. Hell, you're practically a clone of the greatest troll I ever met in good ole SOF.

Imposter SOF: I'm nothing like you.

Whale Blubber: Real shame to hear. You may break daddy's heart.

Imposter SOF tightens his grip on me mallet, but before he could take any sort of action, Clappy comes at Blubber from behind and locks him in a bearhug. Clappy tightens his grip as Blubber struggles out of the hold.

Clappy: I may slowly be cut off from power, but that doesn't me I still can't do this!

In a flash of light, Clappy begins to extract Whale Blubber's essence from Sbs1fan's body, successfully freeing sbs1 from Blubber'sncontrol. Blubber's smoke form wails in anger as Clappy maintains his hold over him.

Clappy: Now is your chance, Imposter SOF! Don't even think about holding back!

Imposter SOF: But if I bang him, you'll be banged as well.

Clappy: That's a risk we're gonna have to take. Now, do it! Before I lose my grip!

Imposter SOF hesitates at first, taking his time to think things through. When he makes his decision to go through with it, Clappy unfortunately loses strength and Blubber forcefully wrestles his way out his hold, flinging his cloudy arms up to force Clappy off of him. Clappy looks on in disbelief as Blubber makes another mad attempt at taking him over, but fails when Impost once again flings me mallet at his cloud form, weakening him further. Blubber once again resolves to take Sbs1fan over as he comes to. Back in control, Whale Blubber stares intently at Imposter SOF.

Whale Blubber: It appears I must break every bone in your body to force my way in.

Blubber then engulfs himself in a brown substance that suddenly ignites in flames. He fires a Flame Thrower attack at Imposter SOF, who's broken leg prevented him from moving far. Imposter SOF attempted to use me mallet to block, but some of the flames still managed to connect, burning his arm pretty badly. Clappy resolved to grab a hold of him yet again, but the flames prevented him from doing so. Clappy then resolved to use his Death Clap, and with a thunderous clap, Blubber collapsed to the ground, the flames dying off around his body. Clappy approached his body with caution and kicked it around a little to make sure. Just then, Blubber grabbed a hold of Clappy's leg and opened his yellow eyes wide open.

Whale Blubber: Just docking around with ya.

Blubber scoffs as he re-ignited himself, severely burning Clappy's leg in the process.

Whale Blubber: You just don't have the juice anymore. What a pathetic waste of space.

Blubber got himself up as Clappy collapses to the ground, ready to go in for the kill, but before he could do anything, he is nailed with a Phoenix God Fist from behind by Imposter SOF. The immense force of the punch nearly punctured a hole through Blubber's body as he was sent flying forward into another stack of boxes.

Imposter SOF: Duck off. Clappy, you ok?

Clappy: Don't bask in your glory just yet.

Claps answered as he pointed the other direction. Blubber has already made his way back up on to his feet as he began to twist his broken nones around.

Whale Blubber: You have some fight in you after all. Not nearly as strong as before but it'll do just fine.

Imposter SOF: NEVAR!

Imposter SOF shouted as he charged at Whale Blubber, seemingly catching him by surprise. Imposter SOF became engulfed in a red aura as he proceeded to dodge Blubber's incoming flame attacks before taking me mallet to beat a weakened Blubber into submission. Impost nailed him with a Double Sunday before sending him back down to Earth with a Saturday Crush. With Blubber right where he wants him, Imposter SOF dives down with full force, nailing him head-on with a Meteor Attack, engulfing Blubber in a flash of light. When the dust settled. Imposter SOF stood tall over Spongebobs1fan's body with me mallet in hand. A fading black smoke evaporated from sbs1's body as Imposter SOF raises me mallet up in triumph, seemingly putting an end to Whale Blubber's reign of terror. Clappy looks on in awe and astonishment as Imposter SOF collapses back on to the ground.

Clappy: Have your rest, you've truly deserve it.

Just then a few surviving Imposter Sbiscools prop back up to finish the two wounded warriors off, but Clappy manages to bring them to a halt at the last minute with his Death Clap, killing the remaining impostor thugs for good. Clappy then smiles, knowing that the impostors and their creator are gone along with Whale Blubber. He laughs to himself as he looks back at the vents leading up to this moment from saving Imposter SOF from Spongebobiscool and his gang to fighting off 70s' elite Padalecki assassins to fighting off Sponge Sebastian and Steel Sponge in Glove World to shaking down Metal Snake and Sabre before finally confronting Spongebobs1fan.

Clappy: Times like these is what makes fighting so worthwhile. That's one battle fought and won, but the war has yet to begin.

Clappy soon loses consciousness from his own injuries. The camera pans out to a shot of both Imposter SOF and Clappy as they both lay unconscious in the abandoned warehouse.

The scene shifts to a shot of Imposter SOF waking up in a hospital, his leg in a cast and his arm bandaged up and in a sling. He looks around at his surroundings, freaking out. A figure then steps foot in his room, clapping.

Sponge Sebastian: Wakey, wakey sleepy head. Looks like I finally got your sorry. Both your's and your little boyrfriend's, who isn't looking too good at the moment. I finally have you two pegged now, for the murder of Spongebobs1fan.

The camera shifts to a shot of a mortician's office. Dr. Dalton and Dr. P. Lankton are present along with their assistant, Squiddykins, who is having her first day on the job. Dalton rolls in a fresh corpse on a gurney and removes the sheet that covers it, revealing it to be the corpse of Spongebobs1fan.

Dr. Dalton: It's a darn shame what happened to this guy.

Dr. P. Lankton: Had quite a few accomplishments under his belt. Alright Squiddy, you can take it from here.

Squiddy was reluctant, still feeling a bit squeamish at the thought of performing an autopsy.

Squiddy: Doctors, I don't know. I don't think I'm ready.

Dr. Dalton: You need to learn the ropes if you ever want to make it far in this profession, child. now please, proceed.

Squiddy grabs hold of a bone saw and goes to make an incision when the body begins to shake uncontrollably. Squiddy shrieks out in fright.

Squiddy: What? What the hell is going on here?! He's shaking profusely.

Dr. P. Lankton: What in the world?? Dr. Dalton?

Dalton was just as speechless, not bothering to respond out of fright. Sbs1's eyes both started to bleed out.

Squiddy: *gasps* His eyes are bleeding! What do we do?!

Dr. Dalton: I-I don't kn-know. In all my years, I haven't seen anything like this.

The shaking stopped and Sbs1fan's whipped wide open, revealing pale, yellow eyes that startled the doctors and their assistant even more. He rose up from the gurney and face the three of them, taking a scalpel to his mouth as blood continued to ooze out of his eye sockets.

Whale Blubber: Na na na na! Hey! Hey! Hey! Goooohooodbyyyyeee!

Blubber blurted out before plopping back onto the gurney, his eyes still wide open. The morticians look on in shock before P. Lankton grabs another scalpel and takes it to his mouth as well.

P. Lankton: He'll never love you, the way that I love you. Cause if he did, no no, he wouldn't make you cryyyy!

Dalton: He might be thrillin', baby but a-my love!

P. Plankton and Squiddy: My love! My love!

Squiddy: So dog-gone willin'! So kiss him.

P. Lankton and Dalton: I wanna see you kiss him, wanna see you kiss him! Go on and kiss him goodbye, now.

Whale Blubber sits right back up.

Na na na na! Hey hey-ey! Goodbye!

A shot is shown of Jelly at Clappy's bedside. She weeps as he lays in a comatose state.

He's never near you to comfort and cheer you. When all those sad tears are fallin' baby from your eyes.

A mysterious male nurse is shown pacing the hall to Imposter SOF's room. The camera zooms out to reveal it to be Shinya, taking a quick glance into Imposter SOF's room as he walks by.

Squiddy: He might be thrillin' baby but a-my love

Dalton and Lankton: My love, my love!

Squiddy So dog-gone willin'!

Dalton and Lankton: So kiss him. I wanna see you kiss him. I wanna see you kiss him. Go on and kiss him goodbye, na-na na-na-na na na

Na na na na! Na na na na! Hey hey-ey! Goodbye!

The scene switches to a shot of Dragiiin receiving another shipment from his supplier. He has his men open up the box to reveal a large cache of pharmaceutical and illicit drugs. He gives off a smirk as the scene switches shots.

Na na na na! Na na na na! Hey he-ey! Goodbye!

As the doctors are shown dancing around the morgue, Whale Blubber sits up yet again, look on with a smirk on his face. Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick is shown entering the morgue, but notices the scene unfolding before him through the small window on the door. He smirks as well before turning back and locking the doors to the morgue and snapping the knobs and locks off, ensuring no one will enter or leave.

Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick: Na na na na. Hey hey-ey. Goodbyyyyeee.

Patrick waves through the window before dancing off scene. Blubber flicks his wrist upward, pinning Dalton, Lankton, and Squiddy up to the ceiling. They start to panic as blood starts to pour out of their own eyes. Blubber let's out a grin before snapping his fingers, setting all three of them ablaze on the ceiling. One of Sebastian's men notice the smoke coming from the room and goes to investigate. He feels the door, which is burning red hot. The pressure forces the doors to burst out onto Seb's boy, sending him and the flaming door flying in the opposite direction. The guard gets back to his feet and investigates the fiery inferno that was once the morgue. It appeared as if no one was in the room as the camera shifts back to a final shot of Imposter SOF face-to-face with Sponge Sebastian, shaking with anger as the scene finally fades to black.

Na na na na! Hey hey-ey! Goodbye!

*cue end credits*

Well, that was the Post Fiction Season One finale! You can expect the second season to premiere sometime during the holiday season. I hope to have a new lit project up for the month of October just for Halloween, so keep an eye out for that. Until Season Two, I thank the Post Fiction fan base for their patience and all that mushy stuff. Hope you enjoyed the show!

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