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12 steps to become a chad gamer like me


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Ewww, no one uses that bland flavourless birdshit. It's so white, and slippery and slimy. It's like a block of doveshit.


You're better off lathering your junk with monkey spunk.

If you wanna be a true gamer like me….


..just listen up…. and I'll tell you how.

Just follow all these steps, and you too can have sex with over 3.62959173333 womans in just 2 weeks.

EDIT: this sounded funnier in my head

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