Karen Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Episode 1: The Fallen Criminal "They have no idea?" "No idea. I'm gonna trick 'em." "Dude, he's too smart. He'll figure it out sooner or later." "Who's side are you on?" "The side that won't lose this case, sir." "Just making sure." The phone clicked. ------ "Are you sure you weren't at home?" SpongeBob asked a suspect. SpongeBob had to go through this for hours, then had medical work to do, papers to sign... ...why did he ever get two jobs? Is it because Gary was growing old and SpongeBob was becoming poor? Is it because his best friend turned into an a**hole and left him in the dust? That's what SpongeBob asked himself every morning. "I'm certain." The suspect said. "Besides, I don't own a butcher knife." "I said nothing about a butcher knife!" SpongeBob said. "Just guessing." The suspect said with fear. "Please don't lock me up." "I believe you." SpongeBob said. "But you will remain a suspect until further notice. Good day, sir." The suspect ran out. That was luckily the last person he had to question for the day. He had to go through crying, bawling, people freaking out, and lots more. Just an average day for a lawyer. --------- All SpongeBob wanted was a break. But he ended up having to do a heart operation right after. Why did SpongeBob become a doctor? Is it because old Gary needed to go the vet and SpongeBob was still penny-less? Or is it because he spent three worthless days in medical school before he joined the Krusty Crew back in the day, and figured he must know something about being a doctor? He asks himself this every evening. The operation didn't start well. The patient started freaking out that it might not turn out well and literally tried to punch SpongeBob once. So, they had to give him some sleeping pills. The patient was still refusing, but later fell asleep. SpongeBob had to deal with death, disgust, families with tears in their eyes as someone close takes their last breath... ...just the average day in the life of a doctor. He looked at the person with the heart operation's files. Another rush into the emergency room. It was a man holding a butcher knife, who slipped and ending up having a seizure. The man ended up with a broken neck and blood everywhere. Perhaps this was a fallen criminal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Posted September 4, 2010 Author Share Posted September 4, 2010 Totally WTF. But I liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EuroTrip Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 It was eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Hey, you can actually write a coherent spin-off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Hey, you can actually write a coherent spin-off! Yes he can, but its still not good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Yes he can, but its still not goodStill, it's a step up from "LOL I BLOW SPONEBOB UP ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Still, it's a step up from "LOL I BLOW SPONEBOB UP ". ^Yeah, I guess. But it can still be improved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now