Generation Patrick 2.0

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Prepare for a long post of every episode so far including a new one.

Generation Patrick!

Season 1

ep1: Pilot

Patrick is now alone after spongebob had to move in with his parents. So he decides to move too. He moved to aquabama, a big city right next to ukelele bottom. Once he got there, he didn't know anyone. So he decided to get a tour. That's when he met octi. The short tempered wise chracking sea otter who has a job as a tour guide. Octi decided that patrick wasn't that bad, so he became friends with him. After that, Octi showed him his favorite eatery, the gargantuant diner. That's when they met Mango. A starfish who works at the G.D. Mango offered Patrick to stay with her in her house with Octi. Patrick says yes, and is happy that the first day went well.

ep2: Mechanic Panic

Patrick tries to get a job, so he can stop leaching off of them. He tries to be a tour guide too, but that doesn't work out. Then he tries to make Computars, he actually does make one, that he calls the ..............uh, i forgot. So his computar sells pretty well, but patrick forgot one fatal flaw, the protection. And that's where Piracy comes in. Piracy is the king of the allligator tribe, that wants to take over aquabama. So he comes up with a plan, he will infest all the compys with a virus. And so that happens. Octi comes up with a plan. To infest the computars with there own virus, that has a firewall. And so they do that. And it fights off the virus and supplys every computar with a firewalls. Every one is safe

3 A fear of trains

The krusty train comes to aquabama. And Mango recommends that they go there cause she and octi are on vacation. But then, Octi says no because he doesn't want to. So octi tries to go away but mango says why not. Octi then says that he's afraid of trains. Mango and patrick laugh. And they littariley drag him to the train station. Mango says that he needs to over come his fear. Octi says ok, so he comes. When there on the train, they meet Zed. Octi tells zed his fear and Zed tells him that there are therapy classes on the train. And he should go there. So when octi enters, he sits down on the chair next to the therapist, quinn. It cuts away to mango telling patrick that she doesn't remember the krusty train having therapy classes and quinn being a therapist. Patrick tells her to just roll with it. So it cuts back to Octi and quinn. Quinn asks Octi why he's afraid of trains. Octi then replys that his father died on a train. Quinn remarks that whats done is done and you can't change that. Octi says ok, and says thank you. When they return to aquabama, Octi says what ends well is awesome, and then says that he's not afraid of trains any more. But then, Mango says good and that she booked them to go on a vacation to go on the krusty cruise next summer. Octi then runs away screaming. THE END

ep4: Patrick and Melv. Plus 12!

When Melv, Mango's cusin comes to aquabama. And he brings his kids too. Mango tells patrick and Melv that she's going on a date with octi. So when they leave, it's about 7:00. Patrick says he knows nothing about taking care of kids, so he says we should just put them to bed. Melv says no, cause they didn't eat dinner yet. Melv says to patrick to fix them up something. Patrick says what do they usually eat. Melv says Mac and cheese. Patrick fixes the mac and cheese and gives it to the kids. The kids don't like it, so patrick says to melv u should make it, and ill go to work. Once he gets back, it's 11:00. And melv askes were he was. Patrick just answers, um.... work. Melv then says Are you cheating on me?! Patrick shrugs and says no! Then perch perkins, the news reporter, comes in and says "This would be perfect for a reality show!" Then he tells patrick to sign here to make money off of there kids. Patrick signs yes, And perch perkins takes the kids but not melv and him. Patrick says why. Perch then asnwers "we will get celebrities to play as you. When patrick tellls Melv, he goes crazy and runs away. When Mango and octi come home, They ask where melv is, and patrick says " let's just say he ran away screaming". THE END

ep5 Cliff Hangers

Mango wakes up, on a cliff, looking out at aquabama, she doesn't know how she got there,. She goes back to aquabama, Just to find out it's deserted. She lookes out a bit, and she finds a clue, lyrics to a happy birthday bash song. She looks some more and finds a nother place with a clue, in thier house, she finds un blown baloons. Very strange things are going on. Then, she finds one more thing that just raps it up, in the tour guide gift store, she finds streamers. And she finds the conclusion that raps it up. what happens is

ep5: April fools.

patrick says: wow, this is awesome!!!!! a episode thats awesome!!!! wow!!!! thats! awesome!!!!

Please review, this is some of my great work!

(this is a joke!!!! dont think of it other wise)

ep7: I know what Mango did last night

That everybody went to some one's party. That explains the streamers and unblown ballons. But whos, and why wasn't Mango invited? She goes out of town to the closest pace, final verdict park. When she got there, she went to kid's kingdom. There she found Octi and everyone. She asked why she wasn't envited. It turns out that Mango went over to octi and slapped him on his date. So he wandered why. And then he went to the conclusion to throw a party honering the summer vacation. And octi wouldn't invite her. Octi says sorry and hugs her. And teaches the very inportant message: Being mean is being stupid, ull make more enimese then friends.

ep8: no more paradise

Perce comes to aquabama and meets everybody. but then suddenly, inhumaine pops up to pierce and wraps him up in a bag and takes him to his castle. He brain washes him to be a servant of him. so pierce goes out to town to capture the town. he meets fred and fred says hi. then suddenly, pierce takes freds leg and snaps it in half. fred then yells "my leg!". Then when patrick finds out, he tells mango. mango says they'll go to the bunker. so they do. pierce goes to the tour guide servace and tries to kill octi.octi then runs away. he gets' into the tour bus and runs over pierce. then pierce gets to octi and pins him down. octi the says his prayers and closes his eyes. But then suddenly, patrick comes with a anti brain ashing machine, because mango figured it out. so they brainwash pierce again and hes good. then they all go to inhumaine and the kick him into his castle. THE END

ep9: Octi's Hokey Super holiday internetinvite tacular!

Octi realises that the forth of July is coming up and he decides to make a party for it. So he tries to go out but realises that the streets are closed because of the fireworks. So he decided to make E-vites for everybody. He gets emailed back saying they'll go. So they do. At night, Octi, getting ready for the party, brings his camera to film the party( the episode then is shot using the camera) so he can have memories.When they all get there,they all are bored, becas someone took the fireworks! Octi, patrick, and Mango try to look for them. But then, Mango sees a firework shoot down the to Fred's leg. It hits it, then Fred shouts out MY LEG! It turns out that Piracy is behind this!(the villain from Mechanic panic). And hes got friends. Inhumaine then pops up, and does a laugh that made Melv traumatized and he fell down into the sewars, when a allagator then popped up and ate him. Octi then realises him and he tells patrick. Patrick says they have to go to the bunker again. Then mango yells, "No! this time it ends". And she grabbed inhumaine and threw him into a mirror store. Then she grabbed him again and threw him into piracy, and they landed back in there castle. Then patrick grabbed the fireworks and shot them into the air.

ep10: High school calamity

Melv gets the news that he failed college and has to go back to highschool.. When he goes, he sees the girl he had a one night stand with, Franny Richards. Franny sees him, and literally bursts out with anger. Melv sat at the back. But then Peyton Wolff was sitting right next to him. Peyton called im retarded. Melv doesn't comment. Mr Squarepants sees this and gives them both detintion. At the end of class, Peyton comes up to Melv and punches him. Melv punches back, and it becomes a big rumble. Franny then comes and jump in and yells, "IM GONNA RIP UR EYES OUT AND USE THEM AS ICESCREAM!" When Mr squarepants sees this, he sends them to detintion right now. And lets the rest off the class go free. While Peyton and Melv are sitting in detinshion, Peyton grabs Melv, but then Amy Harrison comes in and tells them to stop. She doesn't want trouble. Peyton then comments why she cares. Then she says "I'm the hall monitar!" But the a voice from the back replys "Was," Franny bit Amys head off and went up to Melv. Peyton then runs toward melv and Melv sticks his foot out and trips him into franny and they both end up flying out the window into the spike factory next door. Mr squarepants then comes back in and sees Melv. He says wheres peyton. Melv then says he acsidently killed him. Mr squarepants then falls down starteled. Melv then runs back to his house THE END. But then the screen shows Fred with his legs cut off. Then he shouts MY LEGS? WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN!

NEW! Saturaited Fat

Mango gets addicted to the new brand of cookies called "chunkcalunkacookies". Mango keeps eating them until she turnes really fat. When octi and patrick see this. She keeps on eating even when patrick says she should stop. Mango keeps yelling at them that she could stop anytime she wants. Then they reply stop right now. And she keeps saying "one more bite!" To the point that patrick brings her to a intervention. Mango sees other fat people and they all confess the same thing "I goaddicted to chunkalunkacookies". So the adviser, Mr coralfisher, brings them all to a gym to exercise. Mango's first task is to walk on the tredmill. Mango does well atfirst but then cranks it up to 100. She rushes and rushes until he stomach fall on fred's leg. Fred then shouts MY LEG! Mango then tries to lift weights. But that doesn't end pretty. Patrick then comes to a conclusian that she should just run across town. Which was never sucsefully done by anyone. When mango sets off, Patrick brings his sterio and cranks up gonna fly now (copyright). Mango actually does it! She then goes to the bathroom, and comes out skinny again! Then the kingofcity hangs a plaque to remember mango, as she has ran, the impossible

NEW! Effecting the world.

The episode starts at piracy's castle and shows him playing world of warcraft. He is a lvl 59 death night. And he has all the expanshions. He hatches a plan to capture the city. He tells inhumaine to mind control everybody to think there in world of warcraft. And it works. Aquabama turns into gold shire and has everyone dueling adn trying to lvl up. Patricks a Dwarf, octis a twink, and mangos a girl night elf. Piracy then goes to the city and takes everyone to put them in the prison of DEATH! They capture everyone, exept Mango, Octi, Fred and of course, Patrick. (Freds a druid night elf.) They go to the obstacle course blocking the castle. Octi then comments on how Fred gonna hurt his leg this time, and Fred gets mad. Oci then runs to the course but quickly hurts his leg from the first obstical, the swinging hammer. The rest of them do the course pretty quickly, but mango and fred go to the grave yard. So it's up to patrick to defeat Piracy! Patrick challenges piracy to a duel and it begins, patrick get beat pretty badly, but then gets the ultimate sword from melv, who goes to the graveyard wihle giving it to him. That sword is the sword of a million truths (Don't kno the actual name, but has something to do with ice) and Patrick beats him! Patrick threatens inhumaine to stop the madness or he'll send him to the graveyard, so he does. The next day nobody remembers what happens, and everything turns back to normal. THE END

Season 2

NEW! Ice ice baby!

Mango gets a letter from her cusin out in antartic waters about them visiting and that she can bring friends. Mango thinks this is great cause she has never seen her eskimo cusin. So she invites Patrick And octi. So they set off. When they arrive, it's frezing cold and no heat whatsoever. Mango's cusin, banana peel, is a girl, and adapted to the cold. Mango does everything to break the cold. But it all gets frozen. So mango begs for them to leave, and right when they were leaving, itco and Rick came out. There the exact same speices as Octi and Patrick but have diffrent personallitys. Itco is a caring soul that's very lucky, and Rick is very smart. A big rivalry bursts out between the two gangs. So they decide to make a big obstacal course for them to perform in. The one who wins will get the other players money.And the refarees name is ted, and his arm always gets hurt. So right in the middle of the countdown to the start, Itco and Octi run and trample on Ted's leg. Ted then shouts out MY ARM! The winner is Mango and her gang. And right when they were supposed to pay, they pushed them to the train and the train went away. Mango and the gang are bacvk home. yay! THE END

Genaration Patrick!

NEW!And so the madness begins.

Patrick, after watching chick flick with Octi, they try to get girlfriends. They go to bar to pick up some girls. Octi tried to flirt with a sea turtle named peech. She was really pretty, but ttalked reeeeeaaaalllllllyyyy slooooow. And overall moved and acted slow. Patrick said all the girls were out of his leuge. So he decided to leave early. Octi stayed at the bar. When Patrick got home, he just sat on the couch and dozed off.MeanWhile, Mango is having problems with Patrick. She is kinda liking Patrick, but he is out of here leugue. She is very confused. Meanwhile, Octi is having a stalker problem with peech. They all try to solve their problems. Mango tries talking to a conselar. The counselar tells her to try and go on a date with him, and they both like eachother! So they start dating! Peech stalking Octi like crazy, so Octi tries to get her to stalk someone else. He gets Fred, and she really likes him! And that night, the gang in the living room watching two and a half squids,herd a scream MY LEG!!!!Everything is good. THE END!

Genaration Patrick!

NEW! Octi's eleventy seventh

Octi gets obsessed with the new "harry plankton" thing thats going on, so he goes on ebay to get the speichial edition wand that harry plankton uses in the movie. But unfortunatly, he spent all of the money they had on it. (He bought it while Mango and Patrick were on a date.). So he had to get the money back without letting Mango and Patrick know. So he goes to tycoon corner, the place with all the debt tycoons are. So when he got there, he met luigi. Luigi was a great tycoon who offered Octi 1,00000 dollers to pay it off. Luckily for Octi, thats just as much as he needed. So he took the money and got away. And so he payed everything and got home. Patrick and Mango just arrived home. All was good. but then, one week later, Octi got a letter from luigi(whose a swordfish) to pay his debt. Octi just fell down in shock. Mango grabbed the letter and read it. She was furious. She kicked Octi out of the house to pay the debts. So he went up to luigi ans told him that he didn't have the money. So he had to work for him at his sport shop. The next day, when he was meusuring Fred's foot, Patrick came in and told Octi to come here. Unluckily for Fred, the meusurer snapped on his leg. So he yelled MY LEG! Patrick told Octi a way that he can get the moneh back! Patrick told him to get into a safe and break it open and steal the money! So they decide the riches person they know, Melv. So they got the aqutment and got into the safe! They took all the money, but unfortunatly, they got caught by Melv. Melv kicked them out and when Luigi came, he got Octi back to the sport shop. But he couldn't get enugh money to pay them off. So Mango offered the wand that Octi bought, and he took it. Octi came home wondering where the wand was,and Patrick told him the story. Octi then was sad, and then bursted out crying. THE END

Genaration Patrick

NEW! Sofageist

Once, in the magical time of 1976, in a little town called gastibizx city, there was a girl named Mango. Mango had a little brother named Quintoplet. Mango was just 16. Quintoplet, annoyed Mango's friends. So they threatened her not to be her friend. So she told Quintoplet that she would not be his friend. So he was sad. Mango then captured him, and put them trapped them in the same couch that their parents died in. And he pushed him out to sea. 17 Years later, Mango is looking for a new couch since Patrick sold thiers for bubble wrap. So when they were at a coach place, Mango found the best coach. A coach that reminded her of her coach, the coach that here parents died in. So she bought it. That night, Octi wanted to pull out the coach. So he was in the prosess of doing it, but then Mango noticed the coach was way to similer to her coach Mango tried to stop Octi, but it was to late. What came out was a monstrous monster, only known as, Mango's brother. Holding a sword made out of coach leather. Mango took both Octi and Patrick to the bunker, there, she explained the whole story. Patrick stated: "Gee, I didn't know you belonged in a mental asylum!" after that,Octi confronts Quintoplet. He says to calm down. Then quintoplet throws his blade at him, it missed and went out the window. Then, at Fred's house, the blade gets into Fred's leg. Fred then just sits there reading the paper. Then he says "Well, what did you ecspect to happen!". Then mango comes and trappes Quintoplet backin the coach.then threw it out to sea. Then they decided to sleep back in the bunker. THE END

Overture

This epuisode satrts out eel named Connifer. Connifer is a typical surfer dude. He's friends with Roller. (You get a cookie if you get that joke). One day, they went to the amusement park that just opened up in town. It's called the WWNIYIAWDWWWIG. They go on the ULTIMATE roller coaster. When they get on, Roller noticed something. The guard to the roller coaster looked a lot like inhumaine. (They watch the news) so when the roller coaster got up to the very top, Connifer noticed they were over a pit of lava, and then they saw Piracy in a helicopter! Piracy wasn't pleased that this was Connifer and Roller were there and not Patrick, Octi, And Mango. So he still decided to kill them anyway. He told inhumaine to PULL THE SWITCH! And right at that moment, Connifer called Sam and Vorra. They said they'll be right on it. Vorra told Sam she will be right there, and That he should leave. Sam asked why, And Vorra told him to touchen up. Sam then yelled at Vorra telling her "WERE GOING ON A SECRET MISSION! NOT TO THE FREAKN BEUTY PARLOR! So Sam had to drag Vorra out. When they got there, it turned out the squid squad all ready got there. Sam yelled at Vorra for not beeing fast enough. A whole arguement brewed.But unfortunatley, Fred got on the roller coaster, and landed on his head. He screamed "MY HEAD!' And Sam came and slammed his leg on the ground. They all smile as the episode ends. THE END

NEW! Worse then Deaf

Patrick goes to bounce house and jumps WAAAAAAYYYY to high, and shoot the air out of it. The sound makes him go deaf. So then, he tries to live his life deaf. It's extremely hard. And worse is, Mango got tickets to see THE FUNNIEST COMIDIEAN EVER! Mango brings a long patrick as a date. When they're there, it is a nightmare for Patrick, while it's a wonderful experiance for Mango. The comidean named "Retro mungler :p" Askes Patrick to come up to the stage with him. Patrick doesn't reply. So that makes Retro Mungler mad. So he starts having a tantrume, and that spreads all over the news. And Retro Mungler's career is over. One day, with Patrick still being deaf, Retro Mungler captures Mango! And sends a randsom letter to Patrick! So Patrick goes down to the bad part of Aquabama, in "the dark alley". Retro mungler starts talkin smack, but Patrick doesn't hear him. That makes him even more mad, so he charges at Patrick! But luckily, Patrick spots a penny! He kneels down, which trips The guy into the jail! how conveiniant. Patrick then goes to a doctor to heal his deafness. And he does. THE END.

Flower-Pot Party Hippies.

Octi thinks that the polution really sucks. So he thinks of making a sochial group against it. He called it " Pollutian stinks and you know it". So a bunch of Hippies sign up, and seduce Octi into turning into a hippie. And the hippies plan to attack the goverment of Aquabama. Octi doesn't buy into this, so he refuses. But then, the Hippies sing the song of doom!. Which makes Octi turn into a hippie. Meanwhile, Patrick wants Mango to have a party. And Mango agrees. They start posting flyers and everything. And at the ngiht of the party, it's awesome! Octi tells the hippies tat they can go to mango's party to get more peeps to get to join there gang. When they get there, they start singing, but everyone hates them. They're booed right off the party. Mangoasks whats going on, and Octi says he joined the hippies. Mango talked him out of it, and everything goes back to normal.

please, don't go hard on me. Im really tired.

Lyrics for "the song of doom"

Hippie 1: We beleave in a place,that is so tottally rad

hippie 2: the goverment isn't there, so it isn't sad.

hippie 1: You should join us, bookmark us, what ever yah do

hippie 2: just remember, were doin this for you.

hippie 1: our gang, is a lot of fun, right hippie number 2

hippie 2: tis true hippy number 1.

Octi: I think i get it, i kinda do! were all cool guys takin down the goverment for you!

all: if you want a thrill, if you need a chill pill, just join our gang, and will show you who really runs hollywood

Lark on my Boat kart

Patrick, Mango, and Octi go to a movie while driving. Pactrick comments on how he never sees Mango drive. It turns out Mango never got her drivers license. So They telll Mango to learn how to drive, then come back. Then Patrick goes to watch the news.(Totally defeating the purpos of the movies). it says that Fred is trapped underground. Patrick is worried about his friend, so he gets his shovel and goes to do it! Meanwhile, Mango takes her driving test, and aces the oral one. Now the main test. Mango starts out slow but goes smoothly. When the instuster tells her to do parallel parking, she goes the uturn. She acsidently pushes the brake, whitch screws the whole thing up. and breaks the car. And since they only have one car, the driving instructer told her that she had to replace it. Mango wondered how, and saw a flyer for "Kidz cool go cartz" and she signed up. Meanwhile, Patrick dug about fifteen foot into the ground. He still couldn't find anything. T5hen Octi came up with a giant digger. And drilled into the ground so far,he hit Fred's leg. Fred gets up and thanks Patrick and runs away. Mango drives in the race pretty well, but then see that the finish turn requares a u-turn. She carefully u-turns, as all the other players trip up, crash, or cry. And she does it!!!!!They go to see the movie, but findes out it sucked.

This next episode some of you will probabley not remember, and will wonder wat the heck it's about. Birdette and Illusians.

Now a very spiechial episode of Genaration Patrick.

A war of opinuns.

Octi comes a cross a Seza turlte named allusians. Octi sees that he seems nice and asks him that did he see the new episodes of " A Twisted Storybook". Allusians then answered "The new episodes were all bad. Except for Plan nine from kingdom come, whtich was ok." Octi was kinda wierded out, then he told Octi to explain why he liked he liked the episodes. When Octi explained, and asked him, Allusians went away. Then he met an under water Bird who had a Super mario bros 2 shirt on. She said the exact same thing. And went away. When Octi went home, he told Patrick, and he teamed up with Octi, and they told more people. And they had a group, and then they confronted Allusians and BIds. They faced them down in an ATS fan club meeting. Then many things flinged and flinged, at one point, Octi said "Well your favorite gaming character is a transvestite! (In the manuel for super mario brothers 2, it said that birdo was really a boy.) and then Mango came to interruppt. Mango asked them what was going on, and they told her. Mango was suprised and said "You're all argueing over opinuins, but let's put this in reality, We live in America! In america, were fat **** that don't care about opinuins. Please!" At that moment, Octi stood up and said "She's right." THE END

NEW! I love you all.

It's valentine's day in Aquabama! Patrick and Octi are looking for a gift for Mango, but get stopped by someone. It's Fred! They ask him what he's doing and why his leg isn't hurt, and fred replies "I'm looking for a gift for Daisy!" Well, are you a ladys man? Patrick asked. Fred answered "Yes, I'm married to Daisy!" Octi then gets sad and goes to aquatic topic to get some dark cloths. Patrick followed Fred to "The looove boat" a shop that sells things on Valentine's day. Meanwhile, Octi is taking a stroll looking at some of the tea shirts they have. He sees one of a celebrity called Ted. He just lookes at it, then turns away. Then finds some perfect shirts, but a robot comes in. The robot takes and inialates the shirt. He then attacks Octi. and goes away.At the love boat, Octi and Fred find perfect gifts, but the robot came and shot their stuff. Fred kicks the robot, but he bounces back and rolls down the escalator. Patrick takes the robot and picks him up, but then the robot goes on inferno mode, and blastes everything. He throws it to Octi and he places it in the Ted merchindias. He then says for Patrick and Fred to go home, cause he wants some alone time. Patrick invites Daisy and Fred to his house, but then, a helicopter comes through the ceiling and takes Daisy. Fred then runs and grabs on to the helicopter, and he punches the robot out of the helicopter. He grabs Daisy, and jumps out the plane. Patrick puts a bed for them to land on, unluckily for Fred, he landed on side he then he screams "MY TAIL BONE!" Something explodes, and they all laugh. THE END.

NEW! Store wars

Patrick and Mango notice that there running out of food, so they go to fal mart. They tell Octi but he says no, and that heÔÇÖs a supporter of Shop NOW. So Octi goes to Shop NOW! And Patrick and Mango go to fal mart. Patrick and Octi make a bet that whoever shops the fastest, wins and as to be the winnerÔÇÖs servant for a month. Patrick goes super fast to pick up everything, but getÔÇÖs lost in the TV isle looking at the clarity in the TV. Meanwhile, Octi is doing a great job, and heÔÇÖs already on line, but then, a giant fat fish walks up and blocks his way with just about a million items. Patrick, still amazed at how well the TV looks, grabs one and put it in the shopping cart. When they get there, there is no one at the line, so they go there, unfortunately, they get Froder. The slowest eel there is. He keeps almost sleeping. So Patrick slaps him and runs out. Octi pushes the fat fish out of the way, and rolls on to Fred. Octi and Patrick meet at the exact same time. And agree that both stores suck. THE END.

Party Hardy: Patrick's Perspectave

Patrick, Octi, And Mango hear there's a big party going on being thrown at Fred's house. Fred invite Octi, Mango, and, NO PATRICK!

Patrick get's mad but Mango and Octi happily go along to the party. So Pat plans a plan. He walks up to the back door of Fred's house, and Breaks the door open. What he sees is Fred's bodyguards to the party. they throw Patrick out andgo back in. So patrick makes another plan. He brings a Drill and Drills in to the party. He lands onto FredÔÇÖs leg. He goes round and round until he hits the wall. Something expodes. And everyone laughs. THE END (nah, I wouldnÔÇÖt end it like that.) He lands on Fred and it destroys his house. Luckily, nobody saw Patrick do that. So they snuck away and lived happily ever after.

NEW! The split

The Mayor, Dr Caddish, decided to rely on the big time producers to make Aquabama famous. When he told the towns people, half agreed, half didn't. Mango and A couple other passing bystanders that do not have any relevance to the plot decide to go on the big city side, while Patrick and Octi really don't care, so they go to the keep it away from publicity side, when Mango sees that Patrick's disagreeing with her, she says that she breaks up with him! But Patrick didn't hear. When debating, the mayor asked who would like to come up to the stand, Mango and Octi came up to the stand. Mango said "We need celebrities to come here! Come on people! We need to be cool!" While Octi counter debated "So the beneboppers from Preschool Musical to come and other stupid celebrity's too?" Mango got really mad and threw her microphone at Octi's eye. When the mayor told them to rally up votes, It was a tie. One person didn't vote, and that was Patrick. When they told him to vote, he voted "To stay a quite little city" When Mango heard that "To stay a quite little town" won, she went ballistic, and called on the others who were mad, (which were Politician girls just like Mango) formed an army and attacked! It was a fierce fight, and the mayor tried to stop them, but he was killed in the process! So they held an election (the electives were Mango and Octi,) who won the election? Who will have control over this very corrupt town! All will be answered next time in the season 3 premiere of generation Patrick!

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Season 3!

NEW! MangoÔÇÖs Mayor Mishap

Now that Mango is the mayor, She putÔÇÖs Aquabama out into the mainstream. Now all the giant celebrities know about it. And that angered the rest of the town. So Octi and Patrick make a secret club to try to make Aquabama into the quiet town that it once was. So they make petitions, and spread it across the internetz. A whole pluther of people sign up and Mango loses her mind. Unfortunately, people heard all the horrid words she used, so they booted her out of the mayor seat. And she was told to go to the mountains. So the mayor is Fowey. I donÔÇÖt know who Fowey is. And now, Patrick and Octi are going to get a 3rd member. THE END

NEW! Patrick's Paradise already did it

After Mango going to the mowntains, they had to pick a new member. And they made a list

Quintoplet

Froder

Melv

Banahpeel

retro mungler

Roller

Upon seeing Roller tring to be friends with The gang, he quit being best friends with Roller. Then the eppy shows Piracy's castle with inhumaine tring to think up plans. He goes to Piracy with the perfect plan, to flood Aquabama with toxic sludge. Piracysays it's ok, but then said Patrick's paradise already did it.

After that, Inhumaine turns sad. He then thinks of another plan. He then says to beat up a police offcer.

Patrick's paradise already did it.

Inhumaine then tried thinking up of plans but got rejected for ripping off patrick's paradise. Then, it cuts to Patrick and Octi eliminating the characters. They eliminated Quintoplet for being evil, Retro mungler for being a baby, banah peel for being a stalker, then it came down to two. Froder and Melv, when they were just about announce the winner, but then Inhumaine came in the door screaming "OH NO! PATRICK'S PARADISE DID A SOUTH PARK BASED STORYLINE!" then he exploaded. Then it turned to black

WHO WILL BE THE NEW MEMBER? AND WHY DID THIS EPISODE SUCK SO MUCH?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME

Welcome to Aquabama!

Above the surface, a scientist has a lab on an island straight above Aquabama. He was shunned from society for operating on daddy long legs (the spiders) and mutating them. One day he made on huge, but it went into the water and drowned. Then, the episode cuts to two eels that are tourists getting a tour from Octi. Octi shows them the friends. Patrick and?íK. Froader! So they show the two around. The eels say they are thinking that they should move here. Then, that?í?ªs the time the huge daddy long legs fell down into the city. Everyone gasped and ran away, while the giant spider started to destroy the city. The two tourists were shocked and tried to get out, but Octi pulled them into the bunker anyway. Then, Octi, Patrick, and Froader started making a plan. Froader fell asleep when they were telling it, and unfortunately rolled over the dynamite that they were planning to use on the spider. It blew the bunker up and pieces of the bunker went to the spider. Then it got really mad and started shooting lasers. The army shot everything at him, but, then, It grabbed Fred?í?ªs leg and ripped it off. ?í?ºS***!?í?¿ Said Fred in pain. But the gang ignored him. Then Patrick ripped off the spiders front leg. He though t of a plan. So, he, Octi, and Froader (who was damaged from the blow of dynamite) started pulling the frog?í?ªs leg. It started to get lighter and lighter and drifted to the surface very fast. And destroyed the scientist?í?ªs lab. He started to drown as they laughed at his expense. So then the tourists ran away. THE END

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Star city makes children cry(1)

Crime increses in star city until it's pretty much a rat hole and everyone moves out.So, when Froader, Patrick, and Octi just slack off. Laughing at the people's expence. Then, a giant comet comes down from the Comet Cing (He's the main villian of this crossover trilogy) he sends a giant star filled with dark matter, and it hits everyone in the gang, and gives them darkmatter powers. Octi immeaditly tries to steal something, but gets tooken by patrick to star city to save the town. After a battle between a gang, they get famus. And then jasmine was looking in her bunker in star city. She got mad and attacked Froater, and held him hostage. Patrck and Octi almost didn't care, but then she stole Octi's priceless Harry Plankton Wand. They quickley rush to the scene. Patrick punches Jasmine(or her codename:the coo' girl) into a bunch of cardboard boxes. They take the wand but not Froader. Froader is sleeping(of course) and he came up and destroyed Jasmine's lair. Then something exploaded, and the all laughed. THE END

Top of the top. (or something like that....)

Froader needs a vacation.

After working all night, getting made fun of by Patrick and octi, Froader decides to go to "Bikini Top" which he can get some sleep.

Bryon come up and punches him.

which is weird, because Bryon normally isn't mean.

Froader walked up to his hotel, and unpacks, and crap, and then it happens. He sees zoe. Froader asks her if she wants to kiss him, or go on a date, but Zoe runs away.

Froader tries to catch up with her, but Bryon trips him. Froader notices A furball named Fluzzbuzz who is Inhumaine's child. Inhumaine is trying to teach Fluzzbuzz about evil, but all Fluzzbuzz wants to do is ask about where his mommy is, but Inhumaine doesn't answer. Zoe get's her boyfriend, and he attacks Froader, and Bryon attacks him too. Froader then pulls gasoline and pores it around him and lights it on fire.He then gets out a giant hand and destroys the braincontrol and throws them back into thier castle. He then explains that he didn't know that she was engaged. He then goes back to his hotel and get's some well needed rest and relaxation.

THE END.

THIS IS AN EPISODE!

When Patrick subsequently complains to the local TV station (Coral Time TV) that the tv shows on there suck, he decides to make his own family comedy show. Named Funny. And the Executives say yes to the show. Patrick then runs auditions.

AUDITIONS

Octi, Froader, Roller, FluzzBuzz, Snicketz, and RetroMungler Go to audition.

Octi gets in

Froder gets in

FluzzBuzz explodes

Snicketz get's in but realizes that the scrip sucks, and he goes off to make his own show.

Retro Mungler wants something dramatic and decides to make his own show.

Roller get's in.

While setting up the living room for the show, they realise they don't have a couch, but they have no money, cause they spent all there money on getting there show on Vixen (You get a cookie if you get the reference!) they go to the junk yard, Which is subsequiently next to the sea and find a couch floating on the water. They bring it back to the studio and they start production.

Something rises out of the couch.

End

AND NOW FOR THE NEW EPISODE!

Generation Patrick.

NEW! Uncancelled!

ÔÇ£MAGUS PHEETUSÔÇØ screamed a mysterious cloaked person. Patrick wakes up on the coach in MangoÔÇÖs living room. ÔÇ£What is, what. I thought, I died, I killed myself? What is going on here?!ÔÇØ ÔÇ£IÔÇÖm trying to sleep Patrick.ÔÇØ Said Octi. ÔÇ£Wait PATRICK?! Your alive! Hey Mango, see this here!ÔÇØÔÇØWhat? Is it another picture of HOLY CRAP ITÔÇÖS PATRICK.ÔÇØ Mango then hugs Patrick. ÔÇ£This is great! I have no idea whatÔÇÖs going on here!ÔÇØ said Patrick. ÔÇ£I know why.ÔÇØ The mysterious Clocked person said.

I am El Asolatys! said Asolatys. I am the person who bought you back to life! We are starting a new! But, what about all of those things we were doing? Like, I was making a Tv showand said Patrick, but then he was interrupted by Asolatys: I finished all of them! Your shows were cancelled! And you are Uncanceled! Now get back to your daily hijinks! I am also gonna erase your mind of when you killed yourself.

ÔÇ£MAGUS PHEETUS!ÔÇØ and with that, Everything was back to normal.

Everything.

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Glad you brought it back.

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ÔÇ£Hey Octi!ÔÇØ yelled Patrick. ÔÇ£I joined tv.com!ÔÇØ

ÔÇ£No.ÔÇØ said Octi.

ÔÇ£What? I think itÔÇÖs a good idea for a story.ÔÇØ Patrick said.

ÔÇ£No. LetÔÇÖs do something about that Sea Horse over there. Oh, and to make sure you donÔÇÖt invade, hereÔÇÖs some couch medicine.ÔÇØ Octi replied.

ÔÇ£Ooooh.ÔÇØ Said Patrick. He instantaneously drank it and HOLY

Generation Patrick!

NEW! Sea Rancher DS

ÔÇ£Uh, Hi there midget man. I want to help out around the farm.ÔÇØ Octi said. ÔÇ£First of all, IÔÇÖm a Seahorse Jockey. And second of all, yes. Glad you asked. You can help that one. Her name is Mystery. Her original owner abandoned her.ÔÇØ Answered the Midge-I mean Jockey. ÔÇ£Meh, sounds good, I guess.ÔÇØ Octi walked over to the Sea Horse. ÔÇ£Hey there girl, have some Kelp.ÔÇØ Said Octi, stroking her fur.

-Cue bonding montage here-

ÔÇ£Man Mango, that was GREAT! I can really connect to Mystery! If she was an Otter, I would totallyÔÇØ ÔÇ£Hold on their Cowboy.ÔÇØ Interrupted Mango. DonÔÇÖt get to happy with to something. I mean, look at Patrick with that Couch medicine.ÔÇØ Mango said.

ÔÇ£katate snoboard chop. Im karate chopping my actions, but mostly my power.ÔÇØ SAID THE WOOSEY Patrick. He then fell down, partly vomiting. ÔÇ£HereÔÇÖs the difference Mango, IÔÇÖm NOT partly stupid.ÔÇØ Said Octi. ÔÇ£ThatÔÇÖs a laughÔÇØ answered Mango.

Days went by. DAYS GO BY, ITÔÇÖS THE BIGGER LOVE IN THE FAMILY And Octi started to love Mystery. Which is strange, because Octi doesnÔÇÖt love anything.

ÔÇ£IÔÇÖm sorry Octi, but, Mystery, she is suffering from a really bad disease.ÔÇØ Said the Jockey.

ÔÇ£What kind of Disease?ÔÇØ said Octi.

ÔÇ£A bad one. A really bad one, that, we have to kill her.ÔÇØ

ÔÇ£Oh.ÔÇØ Said Octi, a sad face on his face.

ÔÇ£Give me the gun. IÔÇÖm gonna kill her.ÔÇØ Said Octi.

And so he did.

It was a time of Melancholy in Aquabama. Mango looked up and said ÔÇ£Wow, maybe Octi is compassionate after all, a jerk with a heart of gold.ÔÇØ The End

Title is based off of an underrated game named Monster Rancher DS.

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Generation Patrick.

New. DJ Patrick.

"Nothing is right anymore" said Mango. "Everything is feels so dark and wrong."

"I got it!" said Patrick cheerfully, "I'll do something funny! I'll be a DJ for all the cool clubs!"

"Well, club cat, what clubs do you think you wanna DJ?" said Octi.

"INTRANCE FANTASY!"

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO" screamed Octi. "Don't you even go NEAR there, porchmonkey!"

"But why, Octi? Do you go to clubs?"

"Well.." Octi then said.

Mango then burst out laughing. "YOU?! A CLUB KID?! PFFFT"

Octi retorted "Your not even supposed to be here! Aren't you supposed to be on Spin-off action making love to Chico? Fuck off, you unreal pile of cum drippings!" Mango then ran off crying.

"What's a cum?" Patrick asked.

Octi replied "You know what, maybe this club thing could get us both girlfriends!"

"It's DJ time!" Patrick yelled.

Then, Mango is showed, at her Therapist office, named Mr. Lock.

"Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?!" Mango said.

"Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality~" Lock replied.

"This is super seriously Lock!" Mango yelled. Lock knew something was up, and sent Mango to the mental asylum, because Lock was lazy as shit.

Patrick was shown with the owner of the club, he was asking to be the DJ.

"I'm not exactly sure you should be doing this." said the B-moss.

"Please, sir! Here's my resume!" said Patrick.

"Is this a page out of a fucking coloring book?!" yelled B-moss.

"No no sir! That is my writing magic!"

"The only things that this is is shit! And, is that a fucking penis!?"

"No, my friend Octi added that, he said it would make it more literary greater, whatever that is."

"Even if I was stupid enough to hire you, I wouldn't because we already have a DJ. His name is Fred."

"Fred? I'll be right back."

3 MINUTES LATER

"Alright I'm back, and Fred wanted you to read this."

"i DONT wannto wrok hear becuse lefi saks," read B-moss. "Why are your hands covered with blood?"

"Just make me the dang DJ!" Patrick yelled.

"Get the FUCK out of here!" yelled B-moss.

Mango, looking relived, walked out of the mental asylum with a great big smile on her face, go into her car, and drove off. She found a note in the shot-gun seat of the car.

She read it, and she grew pale. She muttered to herself "Life doesn't matter" and drove off.

Mango dives to the Aquabama bridge and jumps off.

Then, we look at Patrick and Octi watching the news. The news flashes:

2 MORE SUICIDES, ONE IN THE SACRED TOWN BIKINI TOP, TEENAGER NAMED TEMPERANCE JUMPES OFF BIKINI TOP BRIDGE, BODY HAS NOT BEEN FOUND, AND WILL NOT BE FOUND IN ONE YEAR, DEPENDING ON HOW BIKINI TOP WORKS.

"Pause it, Patrick." said Octi, and Patrick paused it.

"I am fucking pissed off at how much teenagers are committing suicides, it's like the cowards' way out."

"Octi, stop being such tough shit, because you know you can only speak, and not act. You're not in the place of those people, you don't know how their fucking mind works!"

Octi looked at Patrick, then said "unpause it." The news flashed again:

ANOTHER SUICIDE, IN AQUABAMA, THE GIRL'S NAME IS MANGO..." Patrick paused it.

"So this is partially your fault too," he said

END

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The Ever-So-Happy 1 Hour-Long Generation Patrick! Christmas Special!

NEW! Durrr, Christmas Spirit

ÔÇ£DECK DA HAWLS WITH BAWELS OF HOLLEY!ÔÇØ screamed Patrick and Froader at the top of their lungs while putting up Christmas decorations.

Froader is always awake around Christmas time because he just loves the holidays. Ever since he was a kid he would have so many traditions he couldnÔÇÖt even keep count.

Octi, unlike Froader, doesnÔÇÖt have the holiday spirit. As a matter of fact, he hates it. He hates it with all of his might. So naturally, when he heard Patrick and OctiÔÇÖs singing -- which sounded like a cat getting fingered -- he reacted as such: ÔÇ£Holy shit, SHUT UP. YOU GUYS ARE SO FREAKING ANNOYING.ÔÇØ

Patrick then replied ÔÇ£DonÔÇÖt be such a Grinch, Octi.ÔÇØ

ÔÇ£WhyÔÇÖs Octi acting like this?ÔÇØ asked Froader.

ÔÇ£Because Octi always got all of the shitty presents while me and Mango got the AWESOME presents. ÔÇ£

Octi then retorted ÔÇ£No, itÔÇÖs not that. My family would get AWESOME Christmas presents. Well, at least, my sister would. My sister always got the hottest toy or video-game that was out that season, and all I ever got was a shirt and one dollar. That is why I hate Christmas.ÔÇØ

ÔÇ£Just because you're greedy doesnÔÇÖt mean itÔÇÖs bad. I mean, Christmas is about getting together with your family and having hot cocoa and cookies while waiting for the great Jazzfaucher to come and harvest on the souls of the living!ÔÇØ said Froader.

ÔÇ£What are you talking about?ÔÇØ said Patrick.

ÔÇ£Seriously dude? You donÔÇÖt know who Jazzfaucher is?ÔÇØ

ÔÇ£Never heard of him,ÔÇØ Patrick replied.

Octi then explained, ÔÇ£Every Christmas season you must offer a sacrifice of your youngest child to Jazzfaucher to feast on and he would leave presents. And since I had a large family and I was the oldest, I would never get eaten!ÔÇØ

Both Octi and Patrick looked at Froader with the "._." face.

Octi then said ÔÇ£Well IÔÇÖm gonna go to the tour center, so see you guys later.ÔÇØ

"Scrooge you, Octi!" Froader said as he walked out.

Patrick tried to grasp FroaderÔÇÖs story's form of attack. ÔÇ£No no no, youÔÇÖre waiting for Santa Claus to give you presents! Your tradition is flawed!ÔÇØ

"So whatÔÇÖs your great tradition?ÔÇØ Froader asked.

ÔÇ£Well, each Christmas me and my mom and Spongebob would go all the way up to the top of the Crystal Tower with some other people dressed as Santa Claus. When we were at the top, they would give me a present and then jump off the tower into the goo below shouting something about ÔÇÿnot living for taxesÔÇÖ or whatever.ÔÇØ

ÔÇ£Patrick, by the sound of that, it seems that you were in a cult.ÔÇØ

Patrick thought about it for a few seconds until it suddenly dawned on him. He said, ÔÇ£Well this is all dicking with my Christmas spirit, and IÔÇÖm sure your Christmas spirit was fucked to by that Jazzfucker story or whatever so letÔÇÖs try to spread Christmas cheer to other people less fortunate. So Froader, whatÔÇÖs the place with the least Christmas spirit?!ÔÇØ

ÔÇ£What? A synagogue!ÔÇØ

And so Froader and Patrick ventured to the Aquabama synagogue in deep prayer. The two of them barged in screaming ÔÇ£Deck The HallsÔÇØ, while it sounding more like a cow getting fisted by a cattle prod. They got arrested. Really quickly.

After a hard time at work, Octi brings his niece, Jaid, to a local attraction at the mall where the kid gets to sit on SantaÔÇÖs lap. Octi dropped off Jaid with ten dollars and then went to the local mall to meet Santa. Octi then goes home.

When Octi returns home, he reads on the news that the local mall Santa is actually a pedofile, who kidnapped a local ÔÇ£Jaid BarditaseÔÇØ and then raped and killed her.

Merry Christmas from Generation Patrick!

Written by dragiiin123

Editing and "Scrooge You!" joke by that70sguy92

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I'm guest-writing an episode that will be posted today.

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Resolution Revolution

It was a dark and stormy night. Not really, but it was pretty dark. Because it was night, you see.

Anyways, Patrick, Octi, and Mango were watching television because that's just what they do. There was a rerun on TV. It was the new year and a group of friends were making resolutions -- resolutions that they did not keep.

"Dumbshits," Octi said in his regular snarky tone. "I could keep a resolution."

"Did you make one this year?" Mango asked him.

"HAPPY NEW YEAR!" said Patrick, who apparently was not paying much attention, if any at all.

"No," Octi said to Mango, rolling his eyes.

"Well..." Mango said. "It doesn't have to be New Year's to make a resolution. We could make one together, you know. And I bet we could do it. After all, what can't we do when we're together? Nothing! We're a team! A team of friends! The best of friends in all of Aquabama! In all the sea!"

(insert inspirational music quickly cut off by--)

"HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS!!!" Patrick shouted, flailing his arms about.

"Okay, seriously, what the hell?" Octi said. "Is he doing shrooms again?"

"He's Patrick," Mango reminded him. "He's of lower intellect. So, resolutions?"

"Resolutions," Octi said back to her, agreeing. He walked over to Patrick, and slapped him across the face.

"Hi," Patrick said.

"Welcome back to reality," Mango said kindly.

"You're fake," Octi said. "And fat."

"That's rude!" Mango said. "I am not fat! And why did you tell me that?"

"You're in denial. You're eating your eighteenth burger right now. Fatass," Octi said.

"Mango is a fatty," said Patrick.

"Okay, my resolution is to eat less!" Mango declared. "But you didn't have to be so cruel about it, you know."

"Fine, I'll be less 'cruel' about things," said Octi, using air-quotes for 'cruel'. "In other words, I'll try not to be myself. I'LL JUST THROW AWAY THE LESSON EVERY CHILDREN'S MOVIE TAUGHT ME."

"Patrick, what's your resolution?" Mango asked.

Patrick's eyes darted to the TV screen he so adored.

"I won't watch TV!" Patrick yelled.

Octi and Mango gasped.

~~~

"Good morning," Octi said in the kindest tone he could muster the following morning.

"Shut up," said a bitter Mango, who was eating only a bagel instead of her usual pancakes, or waffles, or French toast, with bacon, sausage, and hash.

Patrick was laying on the couch reading a newspaper from years before.

"Someone stole King Neptune's crown!" he shrieked. "We have to go find it!"

"You already did that," Mango said angrily.

"Really?" Patrick asked.

"Yes," Octi told him. "It was on the big screen and everything, you Goofy Goober, you."

"I don't like this," said Patrick.

"What?" Octi asked.

"This. You're... supposed to be calling me names, and being mean."

"Well I don't do that anymore," said Octi.

"I don't like it," Patrick told him.

"Too damn bad!" Mango yelled. "None of us like this! But we have to do it!"

"Why?" Patrick asked her.

"Oh, Lord..." Mango said.

"What?" Patrick said urgently.

"You didn't have the dreams, did you?" Octi asked him.

"My doctor said my brain isn't capable of dreams," Patrick explained.

"That explains it," Octi said, and started pacing around the room.

"Oh, stop with the dramatics," Mango said to Octi.

"Sorry," Octi said. "It's all I can do to keep from being myself."

"I'll tell the story," Mango told him.

"Go on, then," Octi grumbled.

"That sounded rude!" Mango shouted.

"Well, they're not here," Octi said. "So it's fine, isn't it?"

"I suppose."

"Who's not here? What's going on? Why did Plankton steal Sandy's pelt?"

"...What?" Mango said, then just shook her head. "The Resolution Gods."

"Resolution Gods?" Patrick asked. "Do they have King Neptune's crown?"

"Shut up about the damn crown!" Mango yelled.

"That's better! But you're not Octi!" Patrick said.

"Anyways, if we break our resolutions, the Resolution Gods will come to kill us and destroy Aquabama," said Octi quickly.

"But why?" Patrick asked.

"Because," Mango said. "Just... because."

"Makes sense," said Octi, sarcastically but not rudely.

"We just have to be careful," Mango said. "Patrick, no TV. None, at all. Understand?"

"What?" Patrick asked. "Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the TV."

~~~

"God damn it, you fucking idiot!!" Octi screamed at him.

"Octi, you're back!" Patrick said gleefully.

"It's the end of the world!" Mango shrieked. She ran over to the cabinets and started to stuff her face with all of its contents, not caring if she particularly enjoyed it or not. She just wanted to eat.

They continued to act like maniacs for a while, breaking their resolutions again and again.

"Why aren't they here yet?" Mango asked eventually.

"Don't talk with your mouth full, you fat bitch," Octi said.

"Maybe it was a lie! They just wanted to distract you so they could get farther with King Neptune's crown!"

Octi started hitting Patrick in his (hollow) head. "THAT. WAS. SEVEN. YEARS. AGO!"

"It's been seven years and he still doesn't have it back?! It is the end of the world, you guys!"

Then there was a knock on the door.

~~~

"It's them!" Mango said, and further gulped down large sums of food.

"No way, fatass," Octi said. "They would make some big entrance, not knock on our door."

"I'll get it!" Patrick said, ignoring their conversation.

"Hello," said a boy (most likely twelve or so).

"Oh, he's so cute!" said Mango, food flying out of her mouth.

"You're not," said the little boy.

Mango looked offended.

"I am the Resolution God!" the boy said, well... he didn't say it. He said it through a sock puppet on his fin.

"Are you serious right now?" Octi asked.

"I will kill you and your family!" the boy yelled via sock puppet.

Octi went up to the boy and ripped the sock puppet off of his fin.

The boy kicked Octi square in the nuts.

"OH, SON OF A BITCH!" Octi shouted. He grabbed a frying pan and smashed it into the boy's head.

The boy immediately fell to the floor.

Mango went over to the boy to check his pulse. "Nothing..." she said.

"Oh shit," Octi said.

"Isn't killing a child a little dark?" Mango asked.

"No," said Octi.

"WHERE IS THE CROWN?!?"

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And there is my Generation Patrick debut. I hope I did the show justice.

Reviews are loved.

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Generation Patrick

NEW! Religion Party

Patrick, Octi and Mango are shown lying on the couch, all very, very bored. The TV buzzes with poverty, world hunger, and giraffes.

Octi eventually says, ÔÇ£You ever realize that its the same old shit every day?ÔÇØ

ÔÇØYeah,ÔÇØ Mango replies. ÔÇ£It's always the same crap, nothing happy.ÔÇØ

Patrick then chimes in, ÔÇ£Yeah, it's like the color never changes.ÔÇØ

Mango and Octi look at Patrick strangely, but then the word 'Man Made Creation' is heard and Octi almost instantly says, ÔÇ£MAN MADE CREATION? FINALLY SCIENCE ADVANCES PAST STUPID RELIGION EXTREMISTS!ÔÇØ

ÔÇ£OH SHOVE A CACTUS UP YOUR ASS! GOD SHOULD ONLY MAKE BEINGS AND ENTITIES, NOT MAN!ÔÇØ shouted Mango.

ÔÇ£IÔÇÖm trying to listen the TV, guys!ÔÇØ said Patrick.

The TV shows DEBBY, the whale the size of a rat. Its eyes are crossed, and it gurgles a disgusting guttural sound, while throwing up blood. Perch Perkins then says ÔÇ£Wow, look at how science innovates!ÔÇØ as DEBBY gurgles in pain and her eye pops out.

After 2 hours of heated debate between Octi and Mango while Patrick is asleep, something interesting pops up on the TV that even wakes Patrick up. An advertisement about DEBBY: it's going to City Hall in Aquabama.

Patrick, Octi, and Mango decide to clear up their schedule of arguing, bickering, fighting, and Chinese Checkers to head over to the City Hall.

When they get to the Hall, a huge crowd is gathered, but there seems to be a split between the Scientists and the Creationists, both of the sides holding billboards and chanting slogans: the Scientists singing "If God made us, we can too!" and the Creationists singing "2, 4, 6, 8, WHO DO WE APPRECIATE? PEOPLE NOT FUCKING WITH CREATING ANIMALS!"

Then the mayor steps out on the stage, right next to DEBBY.

The Mayor says, "Please stay in line everybody, do not attempt to touch DEBBY, because she may or may not excrete puss of 7 colors."

As the line gathers, Patrick decides to stand in it, while Mango and Octi decide to go home to argue, bicker, fight, and play Chinese Checkers.

After around 2 hours, Patrick finally gets to talk to DEBBY. Patrick looks at DEBBY in the eyes, and his heart rumbles. Patrick had never felt it before, but he was in love. It was a lucky date too, since Valentine's Day was just around the corner, in around 7 to 8 months.

Patrick decided to take DEBBY, and run off to his house. While everyone was watching, of course...

Patrick managed to make it just in time, but everyone was following him. He locked the door with himself and DEBBY inside. Octi and Mango were too busy playing Chinese Checkers to notice the whole ordeal.

Patrick started the fiveplay with DEBBY while the entire crowd were outside. They were banging the door. Patrick couldn't stand it, so he looked outside his window, and met the calls and screams of many an annoyed person.

The Mayor said that he needed to give DEBBY back, which got Patrick very angry.

Patrick then shouts "IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, NO ONE CAN!" and proceeded to jump out his window, and land softly on the grass, unharmed. DEBBY, believing that he had died, screams "PAAAAATRAAAAACKKK" and explodes puss everywhere.

Everyone was shivering, covered with puss, and walked away, feeling very frustrated.

Mango came out to talk to Patrick, who was laying on the grass, with tears coming down his face. "Hey Patrick, don't cry. There are many other girls like her. Sort of," Mango said in a very concerned voice.

Patrick looked up very angrily and said "She didn't like me, she liked Patrack! To think I had loved her!"

End

Written by dragiiin123

Edited by that70sguy92

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