SBC Wrestling

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Figured I may as well make this it's own thing since I plan to continue it for the long term. Here's the last two episodes for those who wanna catch up.

Episode 1

Spoiler

Sponge Brawl Championship Wrestling Episode 1: Tournament of Staff

We are welcomed to the first episode of SBC Wrestling by broadcast announcers, 4EverGreen and SpongeSebastian. They hype up the Tournament of Staff that is to take place tonight in order to crown the inaugural SBC World Champion. They lead us right into our first match for tonight and for the tournament.

Match #1: Clappy vs Aquatic Nuggets

Clappy and Nuggets both make their respective ways toward the ring. The announcers play up their history with eachother. They stare each other down for a few seconds before shaking hands out of respect. The bell rings and the match officially begins. Clappy and Nugs grapple with eachother, both attempting to gain an upper hand over the other. Nuggets tries to lift Clappy for a slam, but Clappy counters out and plants Nuggets down with a neckbreaker. Clappy maintains control over Nuggets until Nugs begins fighting back with some strong power moves. Nuggets floors Clappy with a 4 Piece Meal for a 2 count. Nuggets tries keeping Claps grounded but Clappy catches him with a Clap Dance for a 2 count of his own. Nuggets tackles Clappy into the turnbuckle and continuously drives Clappy's ribs into it with repeating shoulder blocks. Nugs sets Clappy up for a 10 Piece Meal now, but Clappy fights out and smacks Nugs around with some Clap Slaps before beating Nuggets around with The Technique. He motions for The Inquiry and nails it, planting Nuggets face-first into the mat for the pin and the win. Clappy celebrates and poses on the turnbuckle as Nuggets stares a hole into him from the mat. He gets up to his feet and gets into Clappy's face. They smile and shake hands once again, Nuggets leaving Clappy to his celebration.

Match #2: Dylan vs jjsthekid

jjsthekid enters the ring first, the announcers playing up his tenure on the staff and the awards and accolades he has garnered himself over the years for his contributions. Dylan comes out next, flipping his hair, as the announcers play up his achievements as well compared to those of Jjs', as well as playing him up as major innovator. The bell rings and Jjs offers Dylan a handshake. Dylan flips his hair again, and briefly shakes his hand before smacking it away and kicking Jjs in the stomach. Dylan beats Jjs into the corner with a flurry of rights and lefts, beating Jjs around senseless. He whips Jjs into the opposite corner and follows in order to tackle him into, but Jjs lifts his arm up, catching Dylan right in the face with a shoulder block. Dylan reels back as Jjs gets on his own offensive with some fast-paces, high flying maneuvers. Jjs takes Dylan down with a tornado DDT, following it up with a drop kick straight to Dylan's face. Jjs covers for a 2 count, but Dylan surprises him with a roll-up, but falls short of a 3. Jjs kicks Dylan around before bouncing off the ropes for a Storm Racer, but Dylan catches Jjs by surprise with a powerful shoulder block in midair, knocking the wind out of Jjs as well as sending him flying away. Dylan picks Jjs up effortlessly for The Applause for the 3 count! Dylan knocks Jjs out of his ring as he flips his hair and basks in the glory of having taken Jjs off his pedestal.

Match #3: Wumbology vs Teenj

Wumbology is out to the ring first, the announcers playing up his long-storied tenure as a member of the staff, ranging from cashier to manager to cashier again, as well as his no-nonsense attitude when it comes to executed his actions. Teenj is next to come out and the announcers compares his reign on the staff and his similar executive actions to his opponent. Wumbo and Teenj circle each other in the ring as the bell rings, starting up the match. Wumbo and Teenj trade blows right as the bell sounds, going all out on eachother. They clock each other with simultaneous right hooks, knocking each other away. They take a little breather before grappling with eachother, exchanging control over the other. Teenj wrestles control away from Wumbo and nails him with one Karate Chop after the other. Wumbo manages to dodge one of these wild chops and proceeds to lay some Big Breaks into Teenj without mercy. Teenj eventually manages to fight back and takes Wumbo down with an iVlog. Teenj ascends the top rope and goes for the Airborne Disease but Wumbo rolls out of the way. Wumbo sizes up Teenj as he gets back to his feet and plants him back down with The Wumbooty to secure himself his first win! After the match, Wumbo locks a metal padlock onto Teenj before dragging him backstage and tossing him into the trash.

Match #4: Ssj4gogita4 vs Mr Dr Professor Patrick

Ssj is out first as the announcers hype up his dual tenure as an admin of both SBC and SBM, which he has led for a decade. hilaryfan80 follows up, the announcers playing up all his contributions to SBC over the years as both a Fry Cook and a Manager, also bringing up his membership at SBM. They trade a flurry of blows DBZ-style before Ssj breaks their combo with a Saturday Crush. He plants hilaryfan80 down with a Galick Gun before finishing hilaryfan80 off with a Big Ban Attack without mercy. He covers and gets the win after making surprisingly short work of his opponent. After the match, Ssj continues his assault, tossing hilaryfan80 out of the ring with authority with a powerful Dragon Throw.

Backstage Interview #1

Kevin NG is standing by with Clappy for a quick word. Clappy says it was an honor to step into the ring with Nuggets and that he's ready for anything else the night may throw at him. Kevin begins asking some deep personal questions out of nowhere, but they're interrupted by Dylan, who flips his hair as he enters the scene, spraying Clappy and Kevin with sweat. He says that Kevin should be talking to him, the man who brought SBC back from the brink, but Clappy takes offense to this. They get into each others face and Clappy tells Dylan that he may have brought SBC to newer and greater heights, but that's he's not half the leader Nuggets is. Dylan posts a gif that displays his discontempt before telling Clappy that he once beats him in that ring, that'll make him better than both him and Nuggets. He flips his hair again before heading to the ring.

Match # 5: Clappy vs Dylan

Dylan is out first, since he lives by the first is the worst mantra, and basks in the mixed reaction of the fans. Clappy is out next and claps and slaps hands with a bunch of the guests in attendance at ringside. The bell sounds and Dylan starts the match off by blindsiding Clappy, shoulder blocking him off his feet pummeling his face into the ground. Clappy manages to get Dylan off his by clapping both his hands against Dylan's head, disorienting him. Claps nails Dylan with a flurry of Clap Slaps and backs Dylan up against the turnbuckle,beating him into the corner. Clappy steps back and charges at Dylan for a Pierce in the City, but Dylan sidesteps out of the way and Clappy collides shoulder-first into the steel post. Dylan grabs him and throws Clappy repeated into the steel corner shoulder-first, weakening it some more. He picks Clappy up and ironically gives him The Applause to secure himself a place in the tournament finals and one step closer to the World Title.

Backstage Interview #2

Kevin NG is now backstage with Ssj and plays it up to him before asking him how he completely dismantled hilaryfan80. Ssj says it's because hilaryfan80 touches himself at night before he's interrupted by Wumbo, who thanks Ssj for his unnecessary and somewhat spammy response. Wumbo tells them that he fully intends on finally attaining the glory he feels he finally deserves tonight and that Ssj is just a stepping stone to just that. Ssj remarks that he will do to Wumbo what he did to hilaryfan80, but Wumbo retorts that he will do to Ssj what he did to Teenj, dispose of him like trash.

Match #6: Wumbo vs Ssj

Wumbo is out first, followed by Ssj. The announcers play up the fact that Wumbo actually looks up to Ssj and that this could very well be the match that could really break Wumbo away from the pack, but that Ssj is no pushover when push comes to shove and that he takes no prisoners. They tangle up, Ssj slowly gaining control over his opponent. Ssj lays into Wumbo with some Nightly Touches before planting Wumbo to the ground with a Kamehameha Wave. Ssj continues pummeling away at Wumbo with repeated Ki Blasts and looks to finish Wumbo off early with a Big Ban Attack, but Wumbo suddenly springs into action and counters Ssj into his patented Lock Lock. Wumbo struggles to keep the hold locked in and wrenches away on Ssj, who tries hanging on and reaching the ropes, but Wumbo pulls him away from the ropes without mercy, leaving Ssj with no other option but to tap out to give Wumbo the surprising submission victory and the last spot in the finals against Dylan. Wumbo attempt to put his metal padlock on Ssj after the match, but ssj manages to slide out of the ring and head to the back before he had the chance.

Main Event: Dylan vs Wumbo

Dylan immediately hits the stage following Wumbo's match, flipping his hair in Ssj's face as Ssj walks past him on the ramp. Dylan slowly makes his way to the ring, basking in the audience's reaction towards him, living for their applause. Wumbo stares him down from the ring, visibly still beaten up from his previous match that just took place. The announcers says Dylan had ample time to heal up before this match and that Wumbo is fresh for the pickings. They play up the tumultuous history between the two on the staff before the bell rings for the match to start. Wumbo charges Dylan but Dylan knocks him right of his feet with a powerful shoulder block. Dylan mounts Wumbo and rides him like a horsey around the ring before pummeling him into the mat with some hard right hands. Dylan gets up and proceeds to stomp away at Wumbo before picking him up and tackling him into the corner turnbuckle. He rams into Wumbo some more before retreating back and looking to charge right at Wumbo into the corner, but before Dylan could connect, Wumbo leap frogs him. Dylan eats nothing but corner steel as Wumbo quickly rolls him up for a 3 count but Dylan kicks out at 2 and a half. They both get up to their feet at the same time and Dylan looks to plant Wumbo Into The Abyss, but Wumbo fights out and looks to take Dylan out with a Coral Driver. Dylan backdrops out of it, sending Wumbo flying overhead. He picks Wumbo up for The Applause but Wumbo counters him into the Lock Lock. Wumbo wrenches away on Dylan now, who manages to muster up the strength to pull himself to the bottom rope and grabbing hold of it, forcing Wumbo to break the hold. Wumbo gets up and kicks away at Dylan as he collects his breath on the mat. Dylan tries surprising him with another Applause and nails it. Dylan makes the cover but Wumbo gets his foot on the bottom rope, interrupting the count rig before the 3. Dylan pulls his foot off and covers him tightly again but Wumbo manages to kick out right before the 3 again. Dylan gets up and fuels himself by basking in the crowd's applause. He sizes Wumbo up and charges at him for a shoulder tackle, but Wumbo calculates this and surprises Dylan by scooping him up mid-charge and hitting him in the middle of the ring with nothing but Oink! Wumbo makes the cover and gets the 3 count to win the tourney and the World Title!

Closing Segment

Wumbo gets onto his knees in triumph, tearing up as the referee bestows the SBC World Title onto him. He secures it around his waist and poses with it on top of the turnbuckles as Dylan fumes on the outside of the ring. The announcers play up Wumbo's huge and decisive victory before signing off.

Quick Results & Notes

Spoiler

1) Clappy def. Nuggets by pinfall

2) Dylan def. jjsthekid by pinfall

3) Wumbo def. Teenj by pinfall

4) Ssj def. hilaryfan80 by pinfall

5) Dylan def. Clappy by pinfall

6) Wumbo def. Ssj by submission

7) Wumbo def. Dylan by pinfall

- Wumbo is the first user to be crowned as the SBC World Champion

Episode 2

Spoiler

Sponge Brawl Championship Wrestling Episode 2: World's Funniest

We are welcomed to the first episode of SBC Wrestling by broadcast announcers, 4EverGreen and SpongeSebastian. They hype up the Tournament of Staff that took place during the last episode, where Wumbology was crowned the first ever SBC World Champion by outlasting other high-ranking staff members. The ring is set up with a couch, so e chairs, and a television monitor showing the logo for JCMterviews.

Opening Segment

JCM comes out to the ring with a mic in hand in order to host the first ever in-ring edition of JCMterviews. He pulls out some of his trademark sarcastic wit to somewhat mock the guests in attendance before bringing out his first guest for his inaugural interview, SBC World Champion, Wumbology! Wumbo comes out with the title secured tightly around his waist to a round of applause. He enters the ring and JCM offers him a seat. JCM asks Wumbo if he ever thought he'd ever find himself being crowned the first World Champion in SBC history. Wumbo says he never thought it'd happen, thinking he would only come up short in the end, but he proved everyone and himself wrong by being the last staff standing once the night was over. JCM sarcastically mentions there's a former staff member here that he never got a win over yet. Wumbo asks who it is, to which JCM is about to sarcastically reply is himself, but he gets cut off by Old Man Jenkins, who comes out with a mic of his own. OMJ says it's him, which JCM takes offense to. JCM says this is his show, not some random cameo appearance. OMJ ignores him and gets right in Wumbo's face and challenges him for the title. Before Wumbo could respond, JCM interrupts and says he's the funniest member here, therefore he should challenge for the World Ttile. Wumbo gets in JCM's face now, thanking him for that unnecessary and somewhat spammy reason. OMJ butts back in, saying he's been voted most funniest more than the two of them combined. They all argue and tell the best jokes they can think of on the fly before JCM nails Wumbo in the head with a Punchline, mic in hand. JCM begins kicking him while he's down and OMJ quickly joins in the assault on the champion. They both grab hold of the World Title and tug-o-war for it as Clappy makes his way to the ring and gives them each a couple of Clap Slaps. Wumbo rejoins the fray knocks OMJ out of the ring with a Wumbo Wing as Clappy sends JCM to the outside by giving him The Clap. The Glove World Manager comes out now and makes Wumbo & Clappy vs JCM & OMJ the main event for later tonight. Wumbo and Clappy nod heads at each other in approval as OMJ and JCM don't seem to like this one bit.

Match #1: jjsthekid vs ssj4gogita4

Jjs is out first, followed by ssj. Sebastian plays up the mutual respect these two have for eachother while 4EverGreen tells him that's enough said. Jjs and ssj shake hands out of respect as the bell rings. They tangle up, ssj getting the advantage due to his superior experience and technical know-how. He slams Jjs against the mat a good couple of times before throwing him into the ropes. Jjs jumps and ricochets off, grabbing and planting ssj with a Tornado Zone for a 2 count. Jjs pulls ssj back up, only to get pelted some Ki Blasts before clocking Jjs with a Dragon Fist. He covers but Jjs kicks out at 2 and a half. Ssj sets Jjs up for a Touch Yourself At Night, but Jjs counters out with a Storm Racer out of nowhere. He quickly rolls ssj into a hard position to kick out from, getting the 3 count and the victory! Jjs hits the turnbuckles in order to celebrate his victory, but gets pulled down from behind by ssj, who plants him down hard by making him touch himself at night. Ssj stands over Jjs for a bit, proclaiming himself to be the prince of all saiyans before leaving him laid out in the ring.

In-Ring Segment #1

Dylan fabulously makes his extravagant entrance to the ring with a custom-made microphone in hand. He flips his hair at the audience, dousing them in what appears to be his sweat. He enters the ring and begins filing his grievances about Wumbo defeating him in the tournament last week. He says that Wumbo got by only on a fluke and that he is SBC's uncrowned champion. He demands to be the first in line for a title shot and that no one can tell him otherwise. Aquatic Nuggets comes out and interrupts Dylan, saying that if he wants a place at the front of the line, he's gonna have to fight for it. Dylan tells Nuggets to get the fuck on Skype and get the fuck out of his ring for he is beneath him. The Glove World Manager comes out now and tells them that if they want to fight for the World Title so badly, why not give each other a warm by fighting each other right now.

Match #2: Aquatic Nuggets vs Dylan

Dylan immediately pounces on Nuggets from behind to give himself an early advantage, but Nuggets slowly fights back and wrestles Dylan into a corner, beating him against the turnbuckle with a 6 Piece Meal before throwing him into the opposite corner hard. Nuggets goes to charge into Dylan in the corner, but Dylan pounces out and turns Nuggets inside-out with a clothesline out of nowhere. Nuggets looks to rebound but Dylan runs the ropes and takes Nuggets down with another stiff clothesline. He stomps and beat down on Nuggets, pulling him up for a Down Under that only gets him a two count. He picks Nuggets back up, but Nuggets grabs him and plants him down with a Doody Era, but also gets a 2 count. Nuggets gets in his zone and goes to pick Dylan back up but gets a thumb right to the eye. Dylan maneuvers Nuggets in to give him The Applause, but the director in chief powers out takes Dylan out with a Dimension Hopper Pants. Nuggets gets the 3 count to secure himself his first victory! Nuggets poses over Dylan before exiting the ring and slapping hands with the guests at ringside as Dylan realizes what just happened and gets a little absolutely pissed off in the ring.

Backstage Segment #1

Elastic Dog and Dr. Sex are seen in the basement backstage, watching some old, obscure, Italian arthouse movies. In 3D. They compliment on the visuals being way ahead of their time before realizing that they have a match up next. They pause what they're watching and ascend the basement stairs for their match, which is up next.

Backstage Interview #1

Kevin NG is seen standing by with Unlimitedcha and Sauce Mama, The Orange Anns. Kevin asks them about their upcoming debut match against Elastic Dog and Dr. Sex, The Butthole Surfers. Cha says that the Orange Ann's are here to be feared and that the Butthole Surfers will be their first stepping stone to total greatness. Sauce translates what Cha just said in Saucenese before Kevin asks Sauce about when she's gonna fight Aya. The Orange Ann's just leave Kevin without an answer, crushing his hopes and dreams.

Match #3: The Butthole Surfers vs The Orange Anns

Elastic and Sex hit the ring first. They trot around the ring before giving two lucky guests in the front row the 3D glasses they were wearing. Sauce and Cha are out next. Cha is dressed in a cowboy hat, hula skirt, lei and jester shoes. She takes away the glasses Elastic gave to his guest before bestowing upon that guest her hat. Sauce takes her time giving the guests high fives and words of encouragement through Saucenese. The two teams enter the ring, Cha and Elastic both volunteering to start the match off as the bell sounds off. Cha and Elastic go after each other back and forth, evenly matched until Elastic chomps down on Cha with his signature Elastic Dog Bite. He pulls her into his corner, mauling her before tagging Sex in. They double stomp her in the corner before the Doctor goes to work on his patient. Bringing her down with an Inhaler, but Sauce interrupts the three count. The ref sends her back to her corner, but Sex retaliates by slapping her off the ring apron for interrupting his count. This buys Cha enough time to recuperate and nail Sex with a some Unlimitedchops without remorse. She beats him into her corner and tags Sauce in. Cha holds Sex up as Sauce bats him with her eyelashes. Elastic calls Sex out for a tag but he just too far away. Sauce slams him with her Eyelash Wish for a 2 count. She picks him back up but he slaps her again before blasting her in the face with a Face Lift. He slowly gets back to his corner as Sauce tags Cha back in to go after him, but she comes up short as Sex leaps and makes the tag to E-Dawg. Elastic evades her attack before taking her down with The Fritz. He sets Cha up for a Nine Lives, but Sauce gets up behind him, turns him around and sprays him in the eyes with her Maddie's Magical Magic. Blinded, Elastic unknowingly stumbles into The Orange Ann's signature Agent Orange double team maneuver. Cha makes the cover and secures the win for The Ann's. They hug and celebrate in the ring as the Doctor checks up on his tag team partner.

Backstage Segment #2

JCM is seen in his sharing time admiring Samuel L. Jackson in the mirror when OMJ barges in on him. OMJ tells him that he's willing to put all things aside for the sake of their match against the champ and Clappy tonight. JCM sarcastically agrees before calling OMJ out on a certain award he felt he didn't deserve.

Backstage Interview #2

Kevin NG is standing by with the World Champion, Wumbology, and his tag team partner tonight, Clappy. Kevin mentions their history together and Wumbo and Clappy both mentioned that they have been friends and colleagues for quite some time, even working together every now and then, most notably with OMJ on Skodwarde. Clappy tells Wumbo that he didn't make the save for him earlier just to win over as world title shot, he did it because he knew Wumbo would do the same if he were in his position. Wumbo agrees, saying that he knows Clappy ain't like that. He then turns his attention towards JCM and OMJ, telling them that if they each want a shot so badly, they better put up or shut up, eh. Wumbo and Clappy leave Kevin mid-question for their main event match up next.

Main Event: JCM and OMJ vs Wumbo and Clappy

JCM comes out first for his team, webslinging to the ring since he is Spider-Man and everything. OMJ soon follows, charging into the ring a bit blazed but still in a good enough state to kick some ass. Clappy comes out next for his team, clapping hands with the guests in attendance as he makes his way down. The SBC World Champion is the last to come out, with his signature lock and trash bin in hand with his title around his waist. They all enter the ring, with OMJ and Wumbo starting the match off. They tangle for a good bit with OMJ eventually power moving Wumbo around with a few hard Seismic Slams. He sizes Wumbo for a Hawaiian Superman Punch, but catches him in the knick of time and hits the old man with nothing but Oink. He covers but OMJ kicks out at 2. He picks OMJ up and looks to throw him into his corner, but OMJ swings back and whips Wumbo hard back into his corner instead, tagging in JCM and nailing the champ with a double suplex. JCM maintains control over the champ as Clappy rallies the crowd up by clapping in order to power Wumbo on. JCM goes for another Punchline, but Wumbo ducks it and decks JCM with a Wumbo Wing, buying him enough time to make the hot tag to the Clapmaster, who goes to town on JCM with multiple Clap Slaps. He takes JCM back into his corner and tags Wumbo back in, planting JCM down with a double DDT. Wumbo picks him up tosses him into the ropes, JCM ricochets back and surprises Wumbo with a Punchline. JCM lands hard from the move, but crawls his way towards his corner. Wumbo, still reeling from the Punchline, slowly makes his way towards his own corner. OMJ and Clappy both reach their hands out to their fallen partners, itching to get tagged in to finish things. SpongeSebastian hypes up a potential collision course between OMJ and Clappy so soon. JCM and Wumbo lunge at their respective partner for the hot tag simultaneously, but OMJ pulls back his hand and hops off the ring apron, as does Clappy. They both smirk as JCM and Wumbo look at them bewildered. JCM and Wumbo each scold their partners for seemingly abandoning. JCM looks back and sees Wumbo distracted, looking to take advantage by sneaking at Wumbo from behind but the champion hears his charging footsteps coming and sidesteps out of the way. JCM runs face first into the steel ring post and stumbles back into a Coral Driver courtesy of the world champ. Wumbo makes the cover and gets the victory for his "team".

Closing Segment

JCM rolls off to the sides in pain towards OMJ, who pulls him out of the ring and violently throws him head first into the steel steps before stomping his head back into the steel and the ground. Wumbo gets into a war of words with Clappy over what just went on. Clappy gets into the ring to confront him and Wumbo gets in his face. OMJ enters from the other side and Wumbo slowly finds himself surrounded on both sides. Wumbo goes to clock Clappy in the face with a Wumbo Wing, but Clappy blocks it and hits Wumbo hard in the face with a Clap Slap. Wumbo reels back and turns right into a Hawaiian Superman Punch from OMJ. Clappy and OMJ proceed to beat down the champion in a 2-on-1 assault. Clappy grabs Wumbo by the legs and positions him for a Clapapult. OMJ charges and bounces off the ring ropes as Clappy catapults Wumbo up into the air for OMJ to nail him with a Cannonball Jenkins in mid air, crashing the champion down hard to the mat. OMJ and Clappy merely smirk before posing over the fallen champion as 4EverGreen signs off. Enough Said!

Quick Result and Notes

Spoiler

- jjsthekid def. ssj4gogita4

- Aquatic Nuggets def. Dylan

- The Orange Ann's (Cha & Sauce) def. The Butthole Surfers (Elastic & Sex)

- Wumbo and Clappy def. JCM and OMJ

- The debuts of The Glove World Manager, JCM, OMJ, Cha, Sauce, Elastic and Sex

- The first edition of JCMterviews

And here's something to bide our Clapmissioner over til I finish that deathmatch request.

Sponge Brawl Championship Wrestling Episode 3: 3 For Threesome

We are welcomed to the third episode of SBC Wrestling by broadcast announcers, 4EverGreen and SpongeSebastian. They recap the events of the last episode, such as ssj attacking Jjs following his pinfall loss to him, Nuggets picking up a huge win over Dylan, The Orange Ann's winning their debut match against The Butthole Surfers and OMJ and Clappy turning on the respective tag team partners, JCM and Wumbo, and then attacking them to end the show, which leads us into our first match of the night.

Match #1: JCM vs OMJ

JCM makes a cameo in the crowd, making his way through the fans, hops over the security barrier and enters the ring first. Old Man Jenkins is the next user to hit the ring, driving down the entrance way in his jalopy, honking the horn as he does so. He meets JCM in the ring and stare each other down, exchanging sarcastic remarks toward each other. The ref calls for the bell to get our opening match on. JCM and OMJ quickly trade verbal jabs at each other before trading more physical jabs. OMJ beats JCM into a corner, before backing off and running back into him with a clothesline that snaps his head back against the turnbuckle. OMJ then plants JCM face first into the mat with a bullworm. He goes to pick JCM back up, but JCM fights back and punches him repeatedly in the stomach in order to break his grip. JCM runs the ropes before goring Jenks down to the mat. He sizes OMJ up for a Lights Out, but OMJ fights out and goes for a Hawaiian Superman Punch on JCM, but JCM dodges it and finally catches OMJ off guard with a Lights Out, shutting the living daylights out of the old man for the pin and the win! JCM celebrates his victory sarcastically, until he gets jumped on from behind by Clappy, who lays him out with The Clap. Clappy nudges OMJ to get up so they can double team him, but SBC World Champion, Wumbology, comes out and makes the save, running Clappy and Jenkins off. The Glove World Manager comes out and sets Wumbo vs Clappy in a non-title match for tonight's main event.

Backstage Interview #1

Kevin NG is backstage with Aquatic Nuggets. He asks Nuggets what's going through his mind coming off a huge win over Dylan during the last episode. Before Nuggets could respond, Dylan comes charging at him and screaming for him to get on Skype, bitch! Dylan wails on Nuggets all around the backstage control panel area, eventually busting Big Nugs open. Nugs shows some signs of life but punching back at Dylan, but Dylan shakes these off and nails him with a Down Under on the concrete floor. Dylan roars before marching off for his next match.

Match #2: Nuggets vs Dylan

Dylan makes it out to the ring first, flipping his hair and showers the crowd in sweat as he does so. He waits in the ring for his opponent, but Nuggets appears to be too hurt to even come out. Dylan grabs himself a mic and trashes Nuggets, saying a real director faces adversity and overcomes that said adversity, which differentiates Nuggets from him as directors in chief. Dylan says there is no Manager, no director in the entire history of the SpongeBob Community, who is better than he is. Dylan is suddenly interrupted by the arrival of "That 70s Guy" Calvin Reynolds. Dylan seems pretty shocked as Calvin makes his way to the ring. They get into each others faces and almost immediately come to blows. A moderating referee runs out to call this impromptu match.

Match #2: Dylan vs 70s

Dylan and 70s tangle and wrestle each other down onto the ring mat, neither man letting up on their opponent. Calvin suddenly powers his way back up, hoists Dylan into the air before slamming him back down with The Abyss for a two count. Dylan rolls out of the ring and throws a fit at ringside, challenging 70s to come out and fight him. 70s slowly paces towards him before full-on diving through the ropes and tackling Dylan down to the floor. He pulls Dylan back up and effortlessly throws him back into the ring. He whips Dylan into the corner and charges at him, but Dylan shoulder blocks him right as 70s was about to make contact. Dylan picks up a reeling 70 with a Down Under and nails, making the cover, but 70s kicks out right before the 3, which shocks Dylan beyond belief. He picks 70s up, but 70s springs back to life and throws him face first into the corner turnbuckle, stunning Dylan. This gives Calvin the opportunity to set Dylan up for the Bikini Top and executes it with authority, securing himself his first victory in SBC! 70s poses on the turnbuckles as Dylan recovers on the outside and throws a fit, finding this loss to be absolutely superfluous.

Vignette

We see a lone ham wandering the dark streets at night alone.

"He's the truth that you deceive. The lie that you believe. He's the god to which you pray. The devil you must repay."

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"He is the bullet in the gun. The pain from which you run."

We see that same ham assaulting and pissing on a few guests on the street.

"He is the silence in your screams. The end of all your dreams."

"It's a totally hip and edgy reference. It has everything to do with the new show."

SPANKY HAM

Match #3: The Orange Anns & ssj4gogita4 vs The Butthole Surfers & jjsthekid

The Orange Anns are the first to come out, high fiving everyone in sight. They are followed by their tag team partner for the night, ssj, who receives them quite warmly. Elastic and Sex head down to the ring alongside Jjs, sprinting in and running The Orange Anns and ssj out. They all eventually get into the ring and Jjs looks to kick things off with ssj. They tangle up and ssj quickly dominates him, punching and slamming him around before Dragon Throwing him into The Orange Anns corner, tagging in Cha, who joins in with ssj in stomping Jjs down in the corner. Ssj leaves Cha to continue working over Jjs, looking to charge him in the corner but Jjs leap frog her, leaving her to run into the steel post and accidentally knocking both of her partners off the ring apron, making a tag over to back to ssj in the process. Jjs rushes towards his corner, ssj rushing in the ring in order to stop him, but Jjs makes the tag over to Sex, who hops up on the top rope and downs ssj with diving Poultrygeist. He covers but only gets a 2. Sex continues working over his patient, until ssj catches with a surprise Kamehameha, giving ssj an opportunity to get to his corner. Sex manages to reach Elastic first, who runs after ssj before he can tag off, but ssj makes it to Sauce at the last second, giving her the chance to bat Elastic in the face with her eyelashes right as he came running. Sauce and Cha take turns tagging in and out, double teaming Elastic. Sauce tosses Elastic back into their corner and takes out some of Maddie's Magical Magic, looking to use it, but Elastic hits her right in the face with a Nightdreams. Sauce reels back as Elastic punches back at Cha and ssj. Sauce recovers rather quickly and takes out the magical magic again as Cha and ssj restrain Elastic. She throws the magic but Elastic manages to break free, leaving Sauce to accidentally blind her own partners. Elastic kicks her in the face before charging back to his corner and making a hot tag to Sex. Sauce sees this and tags out to ssj, who's still blinded. Sex pulls him into the ring and gives him a Check Up. Sex tags in Jjs, who double drop kicks The Orange Anns off the ring apron, ascends the top rope and drives ssj down to the mat with the Undersea Force. Jjs tags out to Elastic and they set ssj up for their trademark Raping Rampage double team maneuver and proceeds to absolutely rape him with it. Cha and Sauce are recuperating on the outside, prompting Sex and Jjs to dive out over the ropes and right onto them as Elastic makes the cover and secures his team the win! Sex and Jjs joins Elastic in the celebration and they start up a Rusty Train around the ringside area as Sauce and Cha help a fuming ssj to the back.

Backstage Interview #2

Kevin NG is standing by with Jellyfishjammer. He asks her what her thoughts are heading into her debut match next. She says her Internet may be shitty at times, but that doesn't mean Yelly is shitty, behbeh, and that she will once again show the SpongeBob Universe just who the Queen is around here. Kevin asks her some personal stuff about the Dominican Republic, but Jelly just slaps a handful of jelly in his face before walking off.

Match #3: Jelly vs CF

CF is the first user to the ring, awakwardly smiling, blushing and trying to hide her face from the audience out of shyness. Jelly comes out next and puts herself out on full display, basking in the adoration of her fellow users and guests in attendance. Jelly offers CF a handshake, who blushes a bit before going to accept it, but gets slapped in the face with some jelly before getting kicked in the face with a patented Jelly Kick. CF tries coming back with some Sandy Cheeks, but Jelly calculate her every move and firmly plants her down with a Jelly Driver. Jelly ascends to the top rope and leaps off, nailing CF with her patented Jellyfish Jammer, named after herself of course. Jelly makes the pin a d gets the 3 count to win her first match! Jelly poses above the down and out CF, asking her if she's jelly before stuffing her mouth with one of her patented jelly cookies.

Backstage Segment #1

JCM is seen walking away with his things from the Krusher Arena in the parking lot when all of a sudden, OMJ speeds in and runs JCM down in his jalopy before peeling off down the parking lot. Captcha personnel come in to check on JCM, as well as World Champion, Wumbo. The Glove World Manager enters the scene and assures Wumbo that he'll have Captcha all over OMJ's ass and reminds Wumbo that his match is next so he should head down to the ring for his match with Clappy. Wumbo reluctantly leaves, pissed off the spam he just witnessed.

Main Event: Clappy vs Wumbo

Clappy is out to the ring first, clapping along with the audience in order to get them to like his post and get a clap chant going for himself. Wumbo is out next with his title around his waist, a lock in one hand and a trash can in the other. He tosses the lock and trash can to the side and unbuckles his belt as he rushes the ring and charges Clappy. SpongeSeb playing up that Clappy more than likely had a role in what just happened to JCM. Wumbo beats Clappy around with some Wumbo Wings, but Clappy quickly counters and strikes back with Clap Slaps. They exchange Wings and Claps with each other to the point where their faces and chests get red and they knock each other down from the force of their simultaneous blows connecting. Clappy gets up to his feet first and kicks Wumbo while he's down, but Wumbo catches his foot and drags him down, locking in his Lock Lock. Clappy struggles in the hold for a good while but he eventually crawls his way over to the bottom rope and grabs it, breaking the hold. Wumbo gets back up to his feet and waits for Clappy to do the same before beating away at each other again. Wumbo hoists Clappy for a Coral Driver, but Clappy backdrops out of it and connects with a Pierce in the City. He covers but Wumbo kicks out right before the 3. He continues beating on and working over Wumbo, maintaining this control for a good bit before Wumbo surprises him with a One-Timer out of nowhere. He covers but Clappy kicks out at 2. He picks Clappy up, but Clappy connects with a clap that hit a little too close for comfort under the belt before picking the champ up for The Clap, but Wumbo fights out sets Clappy up for another Coral Driver, but Clappy charges him into the corner and thrusts him into the steel repeatedly, but Wumbo clocks Clappy with a knee to the face that catches the clapmasteroff guard. Wumbo seems to be signaling for a Big Break, but Jelly comes running out and begins yelling at Wumbo in some unintelligible language. Wumbo is all like "eh?" as Clappy looks to clapitalize on the distraction but lifting Wumbo for The Clap again, but the world champ reverses it into a Lock Lock but can't lock it in fully as Clappy desperately tries to fight it off. Wumbo is close to locking it in, but Clappy musters up all his strength and hoists him up for The Clap, executing it emphatically. Clappy makes the cover and earns himself a win over the World Champion, himself!

Closing Segment

Jelly hops into the ring and embraces the Clapmaster as he celebrates his big win. They pose together as Wumbo looks to get some revenge on the two, but OMJ rushes the ring now and intercepts him with a Hawaiian Superman Punch, telling the world champion "Not today! Haha!" Seb and Green wonder where the hell Captcha is at while Jenkins, Clappy and Jelly all smirk at each other before Clappy sets Wumbo up for a Clapapult. OMJ runs the ropes as Clappy catapults the champion into the air and right into a Cannonball Jenkins in midair once again. With Wumbo laid out in the middle of the ring, Clappy and Jenkins both hoists and toss Jelly high up into the air before driving her back down as she comes plummeting on top of Wumbo with a big time Jellyfish Jammer with extra force! She asks Wumbo is he's jelly before handing his world title to both Clappy and Jenkins. They hold it up simultaneously, both men towering over Jelly as she poses in front of them. Seb says that the infamous Threesome has returned to SpongeBrawl and that they're all in for themselves as 4EverGreen signs off. Enough said!

Spoiler

Quick Result and Notes

- JCM defeats Old Man Jenkins by pinfall

- 70s defeats Dylan by pinfall

- The Butthole Surfers & jjsthekid defeats The Orange Anns & ssj4gogita4 by pinfall

- Clappy defeats Wumbo by pinfall

- The previously scheduled rematch between Dylan and Nuggets never took place due to a backstage assault on Nuggets by Dylan

- The debuts of 70s, Jelly and CF

[Old Man Jenkins]

Sponge Brawl Championship Wrestling Episode 4: Cameo Not Included

We are welcomed to the third episode of SBC Wrestling by broadcast announcers, 4EverGreen and SpongeSebastian. They recap the events of the last episode, such as JCM's win over OMJ, Dylan's attack on Nuggets, 70s' subsequent return and victory over Dylan, jjs and The Butthole Surfers six man tag victory over ssj and The Orange Ann, Jelly's dominant debut, OMJ's hit and run on JCM, Clappy's surprise win over the World Champion and his new alliance with both OMJ and Jelly as The Threesome.

Opening Segment

The Threesome come out to kick off the show. Jelly goes ahead and introduces each of them in a thick accent. She puts herself over first, saying she's the Queen on SBC. She then puts over Old Man Jenkins, saying he's a big piece of smooth hawaiian muscle who isn't afraid to push the envelope. She finally puts over the Clapmaster, who she calls the Community's premier member and our future World Champion. Clappy takes the mic and brings up his win over Wumbo last week, saying he should automatically be the number one contender to the World Championship. Jenkins takes the mic next and says that we'll have two number one contenders once he beats Wumbo as well tonight. Jelly takes the mic back and asks the crowd if they're jelly, only to get interrupted by a "Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know! Could you repeat the question?" Nathan boldly walks out to the ring and steps inside with the Threesome. He stares all three of down before OMJ and Jelly leave the ring and approach the broadcast table. Nathan and Clappy go toe to toe as OMJ asks Seb and Green "penis for your thoughts?" before Hawaiian Superman Punching 4EverGreen in the face as he goes all smileys on them. OMJ gives Green's headset to Jelly and she joins Seb on commentary for our opening match.

Match #1: Clappy vs Nathan

Clappy and Nathan trade blows, Clappy quickly gaining the upper hand over his old nemesis. He slaps Nathan around with Clap Slaps before nailing him with a Pierce in the City for a two count. He picks Nathan up, but gets hit in the face with a handful of goo. This buys Nathan some time to nail Clappy with In The Middle for a two count of his own. Clappy fights Nathan off of him lays into Nathan with The Walking Community out of nowhere. He covers for the pin and the win! Clappy continues clap slapping the shit out of Nathan after the match as OMJ joins in on the beat down. Jelly talks trash on commentary in Spanish, belittling Nathan and anyone else who dare try to get in the Threesome's way. Clappy and OMJ stomp away on Nathan before Clappy sets him up for the Clapapult. Jenkins hits the ropes for Cannonball Jenkins, but they're interrupted by the VHS Players, CDCB and CNF, who hit the ring to make the save for Nathan. They toss OMJ out of the ring before CD tells Clappy to leave Nathan alone. They double team Clappy, prompting Jelly to join in and even things. The VHS Players slowly gain the upper hand before OMJ runs in and takes both Players down with a double Cannonball Jenkins as the Players go to run the ropes. The Threesome poses over them while Nathan is wheeled out of the ring. The Threesome taunts the guests in attendance and head to the back as The Fry Cooks, hilaryfan80 and Face, come out for their scheduled match against the VHS Players.

Match #2: The VHS Players vs The Fry Cooks

hilaryfan80 and Face jump the Players before the bell even rings. The ref separates them before finally signaling for the bell. hilaryfan80 and CDCB start off the match as 4EverGreen recovers and rejoins Seb on commentary. Seb points out CDCB's past as a certified SBC Fry Cook alongside both hilaryfan80 and Face. CDCB puts up a surprising fight against hilaryfan80 despite being banged up. hilaryfan80 isolates CD in the Cooks' corner and he and Face take turns having their way with CD, double teaming him at the opportune moments. Face ends up in the ring with CD and hammers away with some Codes, CD catches him with a DDT and makes a hot tag to CNF, who wipes the floor with Face. He beats Face into submission with some Mickey Mouse Adventures before setting him up for some Undersea Adventures, but Face counters out and pushes the ref into CNF. With them distracted with each other, Face switches out with his twin brother, the ref not taking notice of it nor does he notice the difference. hilaryfan80 fakes it in the ring, pretending to be Face. CNF goes to grab him for more punishment but hilaryfan80 surprises him with the Forum Cleanup in order to pick up the dirty win for his brother and himself! The Fry Cooks celebrate on their way to the back as CDCB and CNF look on in disbelief over their first match loss.

Backstage Interview #1

Kevin NG is standing by with Dylan, who doesn't seem pleased about being put behind the Threesome in the World Title hunt. Kevin reminds him of his recent troubles with Nuggets and 70s, to which Dylan replies that what he did to Nuggets was just business but that what's going down between himself and 70s is personal. Before Kevin can ask more personal questions about why it's gotten personal so quick between the tvguy and that70sguy, Dylan walks off flipping his hair and ordering Kevin to follow.

Match #3: Dylan vs Teenj

Teenj hits the ring first with a microphone in hand and runs down his opponent for tonight, saying that Dylan isn't worthy to compete for the world title, let alone serve this community as Director in Chief. He tells the crowd that he "Thinks once, but acts twice." He gets interrupted by Kevin, who tells all the bitches to calm their tits before introducing Teenj's opponent, Dylan, who makes a grand entrance, wearing a Gaga-esque SpongeBob suit to the ring. He removes the suit and meets Teenj in the middle of the ring. They share words before Dylan flips his hair in Teenj's face. Dylan beats Teenj down and around the ring, slamming him around repeatedly with Horror Stories. He whips Teenj into a corner and goes to charge into him, but Teen catches him with a boot to the face and brings Dylan down with an Age of the Airborne Disease and makes the cover only for Dylan to kick out right before the 3. Dylan quickly fights his way back and tosses Teenj around some more. Teenj karate chops Dylan in the throat and goes for the Bold & Blue, but Dylan counters out and downs Teenj with some Hot & Sexy. Dylan covers and secures himself the pin and the win! He continues beating up on Teenj after the bell as Kevin yells obscenities at him. Dylan tosses him out of the ring and challenges Calvin to the ring right now so they can finally settle things tvguy to 70sguy. Instead of 70s, Nuggets come charging out to get himself some revenge for last week. Dylan leaves the ring and meets Nuggets on the floor, pounding away at each other. Nuggets picks Dylan up for the Dimension Hopper, but Dylan slips out and sends Nuggets face first into the steel post before throwing him repeatedly into the security barricade. Dylan finally plants Nuggets down onto the concrete floor with a Down Under before finally making his way to the back with Kevin, satisfied with his actions here tonight.

Backstage Segment #1

Wumbo enters the Glove World Manager's office and demands to know how Jenkins slipped passed by security and attacked him after running down JCM last week. Wumbo said that the Manager assured him that Jenkins wouldn't have been able to get back in. The Manager says that every security system has it's holes and that OMJ managed to miraculously slip between the cracks. He says he knows that Wumbo wants some payback, which is why he put them into a match tonight. Wumbo warns the Manager that he better not be screwing with him before leaving the Manager to his business.

Match #4: Jelly vs Sauce

Jelly makes her way to the ring first, bad mouthing the guests before Sauce makes her way to the ring, greeting all the guests in a happy go lucky manner. Neither of their team mates are with them, so it looks like a straight up one-on-one. Jelly and Sauce meet in the ring and get into a heated Spanish exchange. Jelly throws the first blow, but Sauce calculates it and proceeds to bat Jelly with her eyelashes. Jelly fights back and things appear evenly matched. Sauce goes to blind Jelly with her Magical Magic, but Jelly ducks it and slaps Sauce in the face with a handful of jellyfish jelly. Jelly hoists Sauce up for some Strawberry Fields Forever, but Sauce counters and Serves Jelly Up a can of Smiles. Sauce covers to get herself the three count and the upset victory! Sauce immediately leaves the ring and celebrates as Jelly goes apeshit in the ring, yelling Spanish obscenities at the ref for rigging her first loss.

Backstage Interview #2

Kevin NG is standing by with 70s and asks him some personal stuff about his family, which 70s puts it all out there on full display. He says that he's here to re-assert his dominance and that to do that, he had to put Dylan back in his place like he did last week. He comments on how Dylan considers it personal between them and that he couldn't agree more. They've been friends and they've also been enemies, but when push comes to shove, 70s knows what's good for the community, which Dylan has yet to grasp. Kevin starts kissing up to Dylan and puts 70s down, but 70s shrugs him off, remarking that Dylan should fight his own battles.

Match #5: 70s vs Ssj

Ssj is out to the ring first and grabs a mic, commenting on how Jjs and his team managed to one-up him last week, but ssj reminds everyone that his saiyan blood allows him to become stronger after each match he fights in, win or lose. He tells Jjs to rest up easy, because the next time they face off, he won't be so lucky. 70s comes out and meets up with his family in the front row; his wife, Sara, and their three kids. He kisses each of them but gets jumped from behind by ssj, who Dragon Throws him into the ring to start the match. Ssj continues the beat down as 70s' family looks on in horror. Ssj nails a Kamehameha for a 2 count. He goes for an Eraser Gun, but 70s dodges it and takes Ssj down with a Bikini Top for a 2 of his own. They continue going at it until Dylan makes another grand entrance, lowering himself from the rafters using cables and covered in caution tape. Dylan makes a spectacle of himself, which arouses and distracts 70s long enough for ssj to nail a Big Ban Attack from behind for the 3 count! Ssj continues to nail 70s with Big Ban Attacks continuously until Jjs runs out for the save and engages ssj. They go at it now, with Jjs beginning to take gain leverage, until Dylan runs in and bulldozes Jjs over and leaving him susceptible to a Big Ban Attack of his own. Dylan and ssj stare each other down, but they both stand down with Dylan flipping his hair at ssj, content in knowing they helped each other take down their respective rivals.

Vignette

A dark figure in a long, leather jacket takes a long whizz on the street corner.

"What could happen to this man that brought him to this place? That made him do these things."

???: *insert Nostalgia Critic joke here*

"That made him say these words. That made him found himself, and stole his soul. The ham, he bled..."

Match #6: Wumbo vs OMJ

Wumbo is the first competitor out for our main event. He wasted no time getting into the ring and waits for his opponent. OMJ is put next, flanked by Clappy and Jelly, who still looks pissed about her loss earlier. OMJ hops into the ring as Clappy joins Seb 4EverGreen on commentary, not bothering to knock one of them out like Jenkins did earlier. Jelly sits on his lap as he tells the community that the Glove World Manager has officially named him the number one contender, with OMJ also eligible for a title shot if he wins here tonight. Seb brings up favoritism on the Manager's part, but Clappy dismisses it as mere, petty speculation on Seb's part. OMJ and Wumbo lock up, wrestling each other for control. Wumbo manages to out wrestle his stronger opponent, and sets him up for a Coral Driver, but OMJ powers out dumps Wumbo to the mat before dropping him with a Hawaiian Superman Punch. He covers him but Wumbo kicks out before the 3. He locks Wumbo in the Break A Leg and wrenches away at Wumbo's leg with all his might, but Wumbo perseveres and makes it all the way to the bottom rope to break the hold. After some reluctance, Jenkins breaks the hold. He sizes Wumbo up for a Cannonball Jenkins as Wumbo balances himself up against the turnbuckle. When Wumbo regains some balance, OMJ goes to fire at him, but Wumbo manages to sidestep out of the way and leaving OMJ to hit nothing but steel shoulder first. Wumbo pulls him out from the turnbuckle and finishes the old man off with nothing but Oink for the win!

Closing Segment

Clappy and Jelly storm the ring and beat Wumbo down before e ref could even raise his arm in victory, but despite a somewhat injured leg, Wumbo manages to fight them both off with some Wumbo Wings. He takes Jelly out of the ring and focuses his attention solely on Clappy and beats the number one contender into the corner. Wumbo backs out and lets out a primal scream before turning back into a Cannonball Jenkins courtesy of OMJ! OMJ beats the champ down as Clappy and Jelly pick themselves up and join in. They set Wumbo up for a three way Forum Rape and they rape him with it with absolute authority! The Threesome stands tall over the champion once again, but JCM makes a cameo at the very end and storms the ring with The VHS Players. They engage the Threesome in combat and eventually knock each third of the Threesome out of the ring before helping the champ back up to his feet. The Threesome fume on their way back up the ramp as JCM, The VHS Players and Wumbo stand tall in the ring while 4EverGreen signs off. Enough said!

Spoiler

Quick Result and Notes

- Clappy defeats Nathan by pinfall

- The Fry Cooks defeats The VHS Players by pinfall

- Dylan defeats Teenj by pinfall

- Sauce defeats Jelly by pinfall

- Ssj defeats 70s by pinfall

- Wumbo defeats OMJ by pinfall

- The debuts of Nathan, Face, CDCB, and CNF

[Old Man Jenkins]

Sponge Brawl Championship Wrestling Episode 5: Pre-Supercard Jitters

We are welcomed to the fifth episodic installment of SBC Wrestling by broadcast announcers, 4EverGreen and SpongeSebastian. They recap the events of the last episode, such as Clappy's win over Nathan, Jelly and OMJ's losses to Sauce and Sumbo respectively, the continuing developments in the Dylan/Nuggets/70s and Jjs/ssj rivalries, the Fry Cooks' victory over the debuting VHS Players, as well as JCM's return cameo at the end of the show in order to save Wumbo from another three on one assault at the hands of the Threesome.

Opening Segment

JCM comes out to kick off the show, sarcastically saying that what the Threesome tried to do to him a couple episodes was, as Daffy Duck would say, despicable. He says that OMJ tried to end his SBC posting career in order to prolong his and the Threesome's own, but that he didn't finish the job, like his long list of spinoffs and lits that he never finished. OMJ comes out to interrupt JCM and says that he never finished the job then because he wanted to save it for inside the ring. OMJ acknowledges JCM's previous win over him but tells him that he had his number until one fatal misstep on his part turned the tide in his favor. OMJ challenges JCM to a Best 2 out of 3 match with the winner becoming the next number one contender for the World Title. JCM sarcastically excepts, but they're interrupted by the Glove World Manager who tells them that the next episode will contain their first ever Supercard and that a match of that magnitude is exactly what a Supercard needs. The Manager makes the match official for next episode and also books Wumbo vs Clappy for the SBC World Title in a No Holds Barred match as the supercard's main event.

Match #1: Kevin vs Nuggets

Kevin hits the ring, making his own introduction. He puts over his friend, Dylan, and says that he should be the next number one contender for the SBC World Title. He also says that he'll do good by Dylan tonight by giving Nuggets what for and defeating him in this very ring right here, right now. Nuggets is out next. He munches on some batteries before slapping some dried cum off his hands and entering the ring. Seb says that he must've just came from OMJ's profile. The bell rings and Nugs and Kev lock up, Nuggets easily overpowering his opponent. Nuggets beats away at Kevin with a 4 Piece Meal, but Kevin tries fighting back with some Mrs. Asian Kicks. He clocks Nugs in the face with a Mrs. Asian Fist to the face and runs off the ropes into the charge into Nuggets, but Nuggets catches and plants him with a huge Dimension Hopper for the pin and the win! Nuggets stands over Kevin and talks trash to Dylan, saying that Dylan's made a living wrestling control from other people, but that this time, Nuggets will be the one to wrestle control away from him.

In-Ring Segment

"The Great" Aya and "E.V.I.L." Omair of Aya's Omairica hit the ring next. Omair grabs a mic and tells everyone to "cut their complaining about the cold weather". He says that "The Great" Aya is here in SBC to dominate over everyone and prove that she is exactly what her namesake claims her to be. He brings up the droughts going on in California and calls them Californians a bunch of "warm-loving, tanning, beach going bimbos who can't even bear to stand in the cold we go through without so much as ten different layers of clothing". He says that he and Aya are warriors for change and that if no one can respect their vision for a perfect America, then they'll beat into anyone who dare think otherwise. They put their hands over their hearts and are all like "Weed The People" but they're interrupted by Sauce, who defends her home in Cali and tells them that "this hot sauce will cause them to melt tonight." Seb brings up how much of a shame it is that Kevin won't be conscious enough to see this match.

Match #2: Aya vs Sauce

A referee comes out and calls for the bell. This match is officially underway as Aya and Sauce lock up. Aya manages to use her superior mat wrestling prowess to wrestle circles around her opponent. Takes Sauce down with The Twilight Zone but only gets a two count. Sauce fights back by batting her lashes at Aya before Servin' Aya Up a Smile for a two count of her own. Aya beats away with some Darkstar Punches in Bunches before power slamming her to the mat. Aya leaps up the ropes to land on Sauce with a Sauce Clue but Sauce rolls out of the way and goes for a Saucenese Slice, but Jelly comes out and distracts her, allowing Aya to fight out and sweeps away at Sauce's leg right from under her and locks Sauce in the Patriot Lock. She wrenches away at Sauce's ankle until Sauce finally taps out before her leg could snap out! Omair runs in and raises Aya's hand in victory as Jelly kicks Sauce while she's down. Jelly goes to plant a jelly cookie in Sauce's mouth but Aya gets in Jelly's face they trade words but both get knocked down by a double Missle dropkick courtesy of Unlimitedcha. Jelly, Aya and Omair retreats as Cha tends to Sauce. The Glove World Manager comes out and makes a tag team match between Aya's Omairica and The Orange Anns official for next episode's Supercard. Aya and Omairica place their hands over their hearts and say "Weed The People" in a loud, clear voice again as Jelly mouths off at everyone of them.

Vignette

A dark figure in a long, leather jacket takes a long whizz on the street corner.

"Undaunted, he heads for the horizon. Like some Spanish battalion's quest, searching for the water's edge."

???: But it has the word "anarchy" in it! It's clever! Witty! Other things!

"Where an unknown terror awaits. The mysteries of this life unfold. "

???: And it has nothing to do with the movie thus deeming Spanky's post...

POINTLESS!

"When we embrace the edge and then let go."

SPANKY HAM

Coming Soon...to theaters

Match #3: Dylan vs 70s vs Jjs vs ssj

Dylan is out to the ring first, flipping hair, followed by 70s who embraces his family at ringside. Jjs is the next one out to a huge pop from the members of the SpongeBob Universe then finally ssj flies to the ring for tonight's huge match up. The ref calls for the bell and the combatants immediately go at it with each other, Dylan locking up with 70s as Jjs and ssj clobber each other. Dylan begins to overpower 70s as Jjs uses his superior speed to keep ssj at bay. Dylan goes for an Applause on 70s but 70s counters and tosses Dylan out of the ring as Jjs kicks ssj out of the ring with an Underwater Mystery. 70s and Jjs size each other up going at it, appearing to be very evenly matched. Their of one upsmanship gets interrupted by Dylan and ssj, who proceed to knock them down and double team them both. They take 70s out with a Kamehameha Applause before knocking Jjs out with a Dragon Throw Down Under. The two pose in the ring for a bit until ssj blindsides Dylan by making him Touch Himself At Night from behind in order to secure himself the fourway victory! Ssj celebrates his victory until the Glove World Manager interrupts him. He makes ssj vs Jjs and Dylan vs Nuggets in a steel cage official for next episode's big Supercard.

In-Ring Segment

Wumbology makes his way to the ring with the SBC World Title, lock and chain draped around his shoulder and a mic in hand. He says that his first major challenge as world champion is coming up in the form of the Clapmaster, but that like others before him, he'll turn back his challenge upside his head, eh. He acknowledges Clappy's previous victory over him before, but that he needed Jelly's assistance in order to win. He says that the possibly for that happening again are very high considering the match stipulation, but that no matter what, he'll walk out still our SBC World Champion. He now talks about his match against Dr. Sex up next and says it's a match he's been really looking forward to. Dr. Sex comes out to interrupt, calls Wumbo a Dudley Do-Fags and tells him to put up or shut up cuz this match will allow him to show everyone that he can indeed hang with the big dogs that aren't Elastic. The circle each other in the ring as a ref comes out and calls for the match to start.

Match #4: Wumbo vs Dr. Sex

The two music enthusiasts lock up and appear evenly matched as they wrestle around each other's holds and maneuvers before flat-out slugging and brawling away at each other. Sex hammers away with some Reflex Hammers before going for the 1000 Years of Pain by inserting he fingers up Wumbo's Wumbooty, but Wumbo counters it into a Big Break. He covers but Sex kicks out at two. Wumbo gets some Wumbo Wings in, but Sex manages to block one of them, setting Wumbo up for a Mic Check, but Wumbo fights the maneuver off and counters Sex into the Lock Lock in the middle of the ring. Sex can't bring himself to the ring ropes or fight the hold off out of sheer will so he has no choice but to tap out, giving Wumbo the victory! Wumbo celebrates in the ring with his world title before locking his lock and chains on Sex and tossing the trash out of his ring.

Backstage Segments 1 & 2

JCM is seen approaching the VHS Players backstage. He sarcastically thanks them for having his back last week and they tell him that they Skod Crew members need to have each others backs. They head to the ring as the camera switches to a shot of the Threesome in their locker room. Jelly is still venting about earlier with Sauce, Cha and Aya, but Clappy tells her that she needs to worry more about their current situation at hand. OMJ fires them up by saying that they're the Threesome and that tonight, someone's gonna raped! Clappy is all like "Someone :hehe:", to which OMJ replies "not that Someone :stinkeye:" They too head out to the ring for tonight's main event.

Main Event: The Threesome vs The Skod Crew

The Skod Crew are out first as CDCB and CNF charge into the ring as JCM sarcastically paces his way behind them. The Threesome are out last and they pose for Reality Images as they make their way to the ring. CNF and Jelly volunteer to start the match off for their respective teams. CNF gains an upper hand over Jelly, nailing her with an Undersea Adventures for a 2 count and keeping her on her toes. She eventually super kicks him in the face with a huge Jelly Kick and she isolates him in the Threesome's corner as they each take turns tagging in and pounding away at Classic Nick. It's comes to Clappy and CNF, but CNF nails Clappy with a Classic Nick Slimer out of nowhere. Instead of going for the pin, he goes to make a tag to CD. CD makes the tag and grabs Clappy before he could make a tag himself and covers him for another 2 count. Clappy surprise him with an clapuiguri to the head and finally makes the tag to OMJ. OMJ dominates over CD, even giving him a chance to crawl his way over to his corner to make a tag, but he clocks CD with a Hawaiian Superman Punch before he could make contact with his tag team partners. OMJ chops at CD's throat and goes to lock in the Break A Leg, but CD fights out and kicks the old man away with an Oodelay. CD goes to his corner again. OMJ tries to intervene but can't make it in time as JCM tags himself in. JCM goes sarcastically goes to town on OMJ, beating OMJ down while the Grim Reaper Plays Unfitting Music. He covers but OMJ kicks out at 2.JCM charges the ropes and ricochets off only to get clocked in the face with another Hawaiian Superman Punch courtesy of the Hawaiian Superman. OMJ covers but that only gets him a 2 too. OMJ picks JCM up to whip him into the ropes, but JCM swings back and whips OMJ into the ropes himself. OMJ bounces off the ropes as JCM sets him up for some Silly Adventure but OMJ charges right into him with a Cannonball Jenkins. OMJ goes for the cover as Clappy and Jelly both run around and knock the VHS Players off the from their corner, preventing them from interrupting OMJ's pin which secures the Threesome the win!

Closing Segment

Clappy and Jelly double team and mercilessly beat on the VHS Players at ringside as Jenkins stands over JCM. Clappy and Jelly enter the ring, signaling for OMJ for a three-way Game Rape, but Wumbo comes charging out and fights off all three of them. He Wumbutts OMJ into a corner and Wumbo Wings Jelly in the opposite corner before turning around into The Clap courtesy of the Clapmaster! OMJ and Jelly rejoin the assault and now set Wumbo up for the three way Game Rape and proceed to rape the champion with authority! Clappy grabs the World Title belt and raises it in the air, Jelly and OMJ raises his arms in triumph as 4EverGreen signs us off. Enough said!

Spoiler

Quick Result and Notes

- Nuggets defeats Kevin by pinfall

- Aya defeats Sauce by submission

- Ssj defeats Dylan, 70s and Jjs by pinfall

- Wumbo defeats Dr. Sex by submission

- The Threesome defeats The Skod Crew by pinfall

- The debuts of Aya and Omair

[Guest ssj4gogita4]

Victory is mine!

[Clappy]

Someone

[Wumbo]

*Wumbooties

[Old Man Jenkins]

Sponge Brawl Championship Wrestling Episode 6: The Whole World Title's in his Hands

We are welcomed to the fifth episodic installment of SBC Wrestling by broadcast announcers, 4EverGreen and SpongeSebastian. They run down tonight's super card and hype each match up, finishing up with the World Title Defense main event between Wumbo and Clappy.

Match #1: JCM vs OMJ in a Best 2 out of 3 Falls Match

JCM hits the ring first for our opening match up, followed by OMJ, who rides to the ring in his jalopy. They meet each other on the ring to signal the bell and start the match. Things seem evenly matched between the two funny guys, countering out of each others moves and getting both of their fair share of licks in on the other man. OMJ manages to change the tide in his favor by catching JCM and slamming him down a Jackmallet. He then sizes JCM up for a Cannonball Jenkins and charges towards him, but JCM leap frogs over OMJ, causing the old man to hit the corner steel post head on. JCM rolls OMJ for the 3 count and the first fall!

OMJ argues with the match moderator, but quickly takes all that anger and focuses it back on JCM, nailing him with a Cannonball Jenkins right as he was celebrating his first fall. OMJ makes the cover and secures the pin to tie their scores up, taking us to the deciding third contest.

OMJ goes back on the attack on JCM, punching and covering him again in order to secure another pin, but JCM kicks out at 2. JCM fights back and takes OMJ down with The JCslaM and covers OMJ for a 2 count. JCM picks OMJ back up and whips him into the ropes. JCM looks to be setting OMJ up for another JCslaM as he comes off the ropes, but OMJ clocks him in the face with a Hawaiian Superman Punch and covers JCM again, but JCM kicks out right before the 3. OMJ sets JCM for a Jackmallet again but JCM punches out of it and throws OMJ back into the ropes. The Old Man ricochets back with a haymaker, JCM manages to duck it and pulls OMJ back into The Reaper, getting the 3 count and securing himself the final fall and the number one contendership for the SBC World Title!

Match #2: Aya's Omairica vs The Orange Anns

Aya and Omairica are out to the ring first. Omair has a mic in hand and talks down to his opponent, calling them a couple of "whities" who have no business being in the same forum as his Nutella. Aya grabs the mic from him and says that two more users will be deported from Aya's Omairica tonight. The Orange Anns come out to interrupt them, Sauce grabs the mic from Aya and goes to speak into it, but she fakes them out and knocks Omair in the face with the mic as Cha decks Aya to the mat. The moderator eases things before finally starting the match, both teams getting their fair share of offense and tags in. The finish comes when The Orange Anns set Aya up for the Agent Orange, but Omair runs in and drop kicks Sauce out of the ring. Aya and Omair proceed to double team Cha and nail her with the Winter Vortex. Aya covers Cha for the pin and the win!

Match #3: "Spanky Ham" CalvinFan vs SpongeMaxwell

SpongeMaxwell is out to the ring first as SpongeSeb and 4EverGreen look back at all the vignettes hyping Spanky Ham's big debut. Spanky Ham charges out to the ring and proceeds to beat Maxwell around the ring, spamming him with Nostalgia Critic References until Maxwell lays unconscious in the ring. Spanky takes his time to spam Maxwell some more before finally covering him for his first victory in SBC Wrestling! Spanky beats Maxwell out his ring with a blood curdling Nostalgia Scream before taunting the guests in attendance.

Match #4: Ssj vs Jjs

Jjs is out to the ring first, followed by ssj. They immediately come to blows inside the ring, prompting the moderator to quickly call for the bell to officially start this bout. Ssj keeps Jjs at bay with some ki blasts until Jjs slowly fights back and hits ssj with his patented Ice Shredder. Jjs covers but ssj kicks out. Ssj surprises Jjs with a Galick Gun out of nowhere, but only gets a 2 count of his own. Ssj continues to beat Jjs around the ring until Jjs counters a Kamehameha Wave with a Storm Racer that only knocks ssj out of the ring. Jjs takes this time to collect his breath, as does ssj, who slowly gets up to his feet at ringside. Angry that he can't put Jjs away, ssj transforms into a super saiyan and quickly flies back into the ring, nailing Jjs with a long punch combo before throwing him to the mat hard with a Dragon Throw from 20 feet in the air. Ssj sizes Jjs up for a Big Ban Attack and nails it before covering Jjs for the definitive pin and win!

Match #5: Dylan vs Nuggets in a Steel Cage Match

Dylan hits the ring first, followed by Nuggets. SpongeSeb informs us that in order to win this match, the user must escape the cage. They stare each other down in the ring as the cage lowers down around them. Nuggets and Dylan partake in a test of strength, testing each of their football prowess. Dylan manages to slightly over power Nuggets before taking him down to the mat. They both wrestle for control over each other in a very technical match up. Nuggets begins to take more and more control, slamming Dylan around with a Six Piece Meal, but Dylan counters the Sixth Piece into The Applause, catching Nuggets off guard. Dylan starts scaling the cage wall and reaches the top, but Nuggets intercepts and catches Dylan in his Zone, slamming Dylan back down into the ring at 15 feet off the top of the cage. Nuggets scales the cage now and successfully escapes it as Dylan barely moves in the ring for the victory!

Main Event: Clapmaster vs Wumbology in a No Holds Barred Match for the SBC World Title

Wumbo enters the ring first with the world title secured around his waist, a lock in one hand and a trash bin in the other. Clappy soon follows, accompanied by Jelly and OMJ, but the moderator officiating the match immediately ejects Jelly and OMJ from the ring in order to ensure a fair, even match up. Jelly and OMJ argues this decision but both eventually head to the back anyway. Clappy assures his teammates that the world title is coming home with them before meeting Wumbo in the middle of the ring. Wumbo offers a handshake, which Clappy accepts before clapping Wumbo's head in. Wumbo and Clappy brawl with eachother in and out of the ring in a very physical match up. Wumbo brings his lock into the equation and bludgeons Clappy around with it, bloodying him. Wumbo picks Clappy up for a Lockdown, but Clappy fights out of it and puts the trash bin over Wumbo's head before beat him in with his own lock. He takes the trash bin off Wumbo makes the cover, but Wumbo kicks out before the 3. Clappy picks him up, but Wumbo springs back to life and pulls Clappy down into his patented Lock Lock. Wumbo looks to make Clappy tap out, but Clappy musters up the strength to drag himself over to bottom rope in order to have Wumbo break the hold. Wumbo sets Clappy up for a Coral Driver, but Clappy back body drops Wumbo and quickly scoops the champ up for The Clap and covering him for the three count as well as the world title!

Closing Segment

Jelly and OMJ quickly come back out and celebrate in the ring with the new SBC World Champion. OMJ tosses Wumbo out of the ring himself before lifting Clappy's right arm in victory while Jelly secures the title around Clappy's waist and lifts his left arm up in victory. SpongeSeb drives the point home that The Threesome has SBC, the world, in the palm of their collective hands now that Clappy is in possession of the world title as 4EverGreen signs off for the night. Enough said!

Spoiler

Quick Result and Notes

- JCM defeats Old Man Jenkins at 2 Falls to 1

- Aya's Omairica defeats The Orange Anns by submission

- "Spanky Ham" CalvinFan defeats SpongeMaxwell by pinfall

- Ssj defeats Jjs by pinfall

- Nuggets defeats Dylan in a steel cage

- The Clapmaster defeats Wumbology by pinfall to win the SBC World Title

- The debuts of Spanky Ham and SpongeMaxwell

[Guest ssj4gogita4]

Eat my microscopic dust, jjs!

[Old Man Jenkins]

Sponge Brawl Championship Wrestling Episode 7: Funny Guys Finish Last

We are welcomed to the sixth episodic installment of SBC Wrestling by broadcast announcers, 4EverGreen and SpongeSebastian. They run down what happened during the previous super card and finishing up by recapping how Clappy won the world title from Wumbo.

Opening Segment

The ring is all done up and ready for another segment of JCMterviews. JCM is in the ring with a mic in hand, cracks a few jokes at his and OMJ's expense and proceeds to introduce his guest for the evening, our new SBC World Champion, Clappy! Clappy comes out, accompanied by Jelly and OMJ. Jelly secures the world title belt around Clappy's waist before escorting him to the ring. JCM welcomes Clappy to his interview warmly but is weary around Jelly and especially OMJ and asks them to bump his thread on down at ringside. JCM asks Clappy what it means to be the world champion now to him, but Clappy interrupts and tells JCM that he is to address him as "Clapmaster", the same goes for everyone else. Clappy says that beating Wumbo for the world title was as easy as surpassing him the all time top posters list and that he is behind him now, as always. Wumbo comes out to the ramp and trades verbal shots with Clappy as Jelly and OMJ stand between them. Wumbo challenges Clappy to a rematch for the world title tonight, which Clappy accepts since he is a "fighting champion". JCM reminds them that he is still number one contender. Clappy reassures JCM about his shot because Wumbo won't be winning tonight.

First Match: Spanky Ham vs Lain

Lain hits the ring first and asks the guests in attendance about whether or not they remember he was active on the site because he doesn't either. He gets interrupted by Spanky, who is all like

The match officially gets underway and Spanky has little to no trouble beating Lain around the ring effortlessly. Spanky nails Lain with a well-calculated Timing for the three count in a very short and decisive match-up!

Second Match: The Orange Anns vs Jelly & Old Man Jenkins

The Orange Anns hit the ring first, followed by two-thirds of The Threesome, OMJ and Jelly. Jelly and Sauce start things off with Sauce proving to be more of a challenge than Jelly expected. Sauce isolates Jelly in her team's corner and tags in Cha, who corners Jelly even more with her razor sharp Cha Chops. Jelly manages to turn things around with a hard kick to the chest followed by Jelly Fill, which gets Cha off her back while she tags in OMJ. OMJ immediately charges Cha down with a Jalopy Drive-By before taking Sauce out of the equation by knocking her off the apron with an unexpected Hawaiian Superman Punch. Jelly begs to get tagged back in and Jenkins complies. Jelly gets on the top rope and lands a Jellyfish Jammer on Cha. Sauce tries to intervene but can't beat the 3 count, awarding Jelly and OMJ the win!

Backstage Interview #1

Kevin NG is shown standing by with Aya and Omair. Kevin tries kissing up to Aya, but Omair takes the mic and tells everyone to listen up because he has a jar of Nutella and he's not afraid to eat it. Aya chimes in, saying that her America is destined for great things and that that march towards greatness continues tonight. Weed The People!

Backstage Segment #1

CDCB and CNF are shown in their cartoon funhouse, watching old VHS tapes when they're suddenly reminded of their match coming up next. They decide to record the Nick Jr. that they're watching before heading out for their match.

Third Match: Aya's Omairica vs The VHS Players

The VHS Players are out first and asks the guests in attendance that if they think that VHS is better than Blu-Ray, then they should give them a "Fuck Yeah!", which the guests do. Aya's Omairica is out next and this match officially gets underway with Omair and CD starting things off. They trade blows and holds, Omair wrestling away most of the control in their exchange. Omair spams CD with continuous blows all over his body as CNF tries to reach out for his partner. Omair and Aya take turns beating on CD, with Aya nailing him with a thunderous Patriot Act before tagging Omair back in. Omair covers but only gets a 2, prompting him to pick CD back up to his feet but CD counters with a surprise Jawbreaker. CD makes his way to CNF, as does Omair towards Aya. They both tag in their respective partners and CNF proceeds to wipe the floor with Aya, countering her every move and sets her up for a Nick Rewind. Omair gets up and Llama Spits in CNF's eye, disorienting him and allowing Aya to take advantage by countering his move into an Ayaro Swing. After about 20 rotations in rewind, Aya sends CNF spiraling down hard to the mat. She locks in the Patriot Lock. With CD and the ropes out of reach, CNF has no choice but to tap, giving Aya's Omairica another win under their belts!

Fourth Match: JCM vs Jjsthekid

JCM comes out first and says that he will not be overshadowed as the number one contender to the SBC World Title and says that he requested for this match with Jjs tonight because a big win like this will surely put the champion and everyone else on watch for him. Jjs comes out now, saying he is certainly no pushover nor is he anybody's stepping stone. He wishes JCM luck regardless and the match gets underway. JCM and Jjs wrestle for control, Jjs showing off his experience by outmanuevering JCM mostly. Jjs maintains this control over the match until JCM clips him with a JClipM as Jjs had him in a corner, giving way for JCM to make a comeback. JCM takes Jjs down with a Soul Reaper, but Jjs kicks out at 2. JCM tries to reason with the mod that it was a 3, but it gets him nowhere. While he was arguing, Jjs recovered enough to surprise JCM with an Ice Shredder, but JCM also kicks out at 2. Jjs sets JCM up for a Storm Racer, but JCM is conscious enough to counter it into an Instant Death, covering Jjs for the 3 count!

Backstage Segment #2

The Threesome is shown backstage, Clapmaster telling Jelly and OMJ to stay back tonight because he wants to finish this thing with Wumbo by himself. Jelly and OMJ reluctantly agrees.

Main Event: Clapmaster vs Wumbology for the SBC World Championship

Clapmaster is out to the ring first, taking his time walking down and posing with his belt in the ring, applauding himself and trying to get the audience to clap along with him. Wumbo is out next, but halfway down the the ramp, he gets jumped from behind by Ssj4gogita4, who beats him down the ramp mercilessly. Wumbo gets thrown around the ringside area like a ragdoll, getting bloodied by this ambush. Captcha security arrives to escort Ssj out of the arena as Mr Dr Professor Patrick comes out and tends to Wumbo's wounds. He advises Wumbo not to fight tonight, but Wumbo refuses and pulls himself into the ring anyway. Clapmaster swarms in on his prey as the moderator reluctantly rings the bell to get this match up officially on. Clappy connects some huge Clap Slaps to Wumbo, who manages to counter one of them into a Lock Lock and catching the world champion by surprise. Clappy successfully fights out of Wumbo's submission attempt and proceeds to continue beating him down with caution. Clappy puts Wumbo out of it with The Clap, successfully winning his first title defense!

Closing Segment

Jelly and OMJ come running out to congratulate their Threesome Buddy on his first title defense. OMJ dumps Wumbo out of the ring and raises Clappy's hand along with Jelly in victory. JCM watches on from a monitor backstage, looking a bit worried about what he's now up against in his quest for the SBC World Title as 4EverGreen signs us off. Enough said!

Quick Result and Notes

Spoiler

- Spanky Ham defeats Lain by pinfall

- Jelly & Old Man Jenkins defeats Sauce Mama & Cha by pinfall

- Aya & Omair defeats CDCB & CNF by submission

- JCM defeats Jjsthekid by pinfall

- Clapmaster defeats Wumbology by pinfall to retain the SBC World Title following a pre-match beat down on Wumbo by Ssj4gogita4

- The debut of Lain

[Old Man Jenkins]

Sponge Brawl Championship Wrestling Episode 8: No Cameos Necessary

We are welcomed to the sixth episodic installment of SBC Wrestling by broadcast announcers, 4EverGreen and SpongeSebastian. They run down what happened during the previous episode and finishing up by recapping how Clappy retained his world title against Wumbo after an attack on the former champion at the hands of ssj.

Opening Segment

Wumbo hits the ring with a mic in hand to kick off the show. He runs ssj down for blind siding him right before his title match and reprimands the saiyan for his actions. Wumbo surmises that ssj is still all salty balls about Wumbo making him tap out during the World Title tourney back on the first episode. Wumbo challenges ssj to step out to the ring and meet him face to face like a man, but ssj doesn't show. Wumbo says he won't leave this ring until ssj makes his presence known, so he sets up his cocking chair and has some hot cocoa with three dickmallows. No more, no less. He continues waiting until Aya and Omair of Aya's Omairica music hit and they walk out to confront Wumbo from atop the entrance ramp. Omair tells everyone to open their eyes and listen lel k as Aya tells Wumbo that he doesn't belong here in Aya's America and should be deported out pronto. She doesn't care if his problem with ssj and that her problem is with him right now. She challenges Wumbo to a match, which Wumbo accepts after sipping some more cocoa, saying he can exercise his mod power to lock her up and never let go. Aya and Omair head down to the ring and our first match of the night begins next!

Match #1: Aya vs Wumbology

Aya and Omair enter the ring, trying to pump her up, but Wumbo throws his hot cocoa at Aya. She manages to duck it but it gets Omair in the face. Omair, not standing the hot liquid, retreats from the ring as Aya and Wumbo finally tangle up to officially start the match. Aya and Wumbo wrestle and counter out of eachother's grapples, seemingly evenly matched until Wumbo swoops her down by the leg and keeps her on lockdown with a Crossface Wumbo Wing. She manages to fight out and takes Wumbo down with a neckbreaker, getting a 2 count. Aya begins targeting Wumbo's leg, taking every opportunity she gets to attack and weaken it for her Patriot Lock. She picks Wumbo's right leg up and repeatedly bashes it into the mat and stomping on that same leg immediately after. She locks in the Patriot Lock, but Wumbo manages to roll out and send her flying forward. He gets back on the offensive, damaging her enough to go for a Coral Driver, but his right leg can't support the weight, allowing Aya rush back in and attack it once again by locking in the Patriot Lock a second time. Wumbo struggles for the ropes, but each attempt is thwarted as Aya drags him away from them. Wumbo is on the verge of tapping but he manages to roll over on his back and plant a hard kick to Aya's face, knocking her off and buying him some time. Wumbo's uses the ropes to support himself and turns back to Aya charging towards him. He manages to sidestep and drag her back down, trying to secure his Lock Lock on her. As Aya fights it, Ssj makes his way to the ring, finally answering Wumbo's call from earlier. The sight of him distracts Wumbo, who loosens his hold on Aya a bit and allowing her to power out, picking Wumbo up nailing him with two backbreakers on her knee before planting him down back first with the Patriot Act. She covers for the pin and the win against the former world champion!

Aya and Omair celebrate by Weeding The People outside of the ring as ssj finally confronts a defeated Wumbo. He tells Wumbo that he never no-shows whenever somebody has the balls to step up to him, but that he does have a tendency to take his time responding. He tells Wumbo that he made a bad mistake calling him out and now he will be punished for said mistake. Wumbo manages to get a headbutt in on him, but ssj immediately blasts away on him with rights, lefts and ki blasts. He dragon throws Wumbo out of the ring and into the security barrier repeatedly before finally deciding that Wumbo's had enough. He tells Wumbo that he isn't the only one who can dish out punishment before walking to the back as hilaryfan80 comes out to tend to Wumbo's wounds.

Backstage Interview #1

Kevin NG is backstage with The Threesome. Kevin asks what their intentions are now, to which Clappy responds that since being voted as SBC's Most Mature member, he is looking to be the bigger man and move on from his squabble with Wumbo and move onto greener pastures now that Wumbo's has his hands full with own problems. Speaking of problems, he also says that as SBC's Most Mature Member, he looks to not start problems, but solve them and that he did just that with his "Wumbo problem" last week. The same will go for any "problem" that dare presents itself before him during his title reign. Kevin reminds him of his future title defense against JCM, but Clappy has trouble recalling who JCM and says that JCM is really like his cameos in SBCinema, you know he's just there yet you don't. He says he has no problem with JCM and it will continue being as such so long as JCM doesn't become a problem to him if he knows what's good for himself. Kevin announces that tonight's main event will see Jelly and Old Man Jenkins compete against Elastic and Sex for the new tag team titles. Jelly assures that Ela and Mex won't stand a chance against The Threesome's combined might. Jenkins says that they gon get raped .

Match #2: Teenj vs Dragiiin123

Teenj hits the ring first, followed by Drag, who spams the crowd as he enters the ring. The bell sounds off and they circle each other in the ring, Drag always juking Teenj out right as they go to grapple each other. Not amused, Teenj just rushes in for the attack, but Drag sees it coming and clock him in the face before kneeing him in the gut. He trades off kneeing Teenj in the stomach and face. He puts Teenj in a headlock, noogies him and plants him hard face first onto his knee. Drag covers but gets a 2, prompting him to yell at the mod for not counting fast enough. As he argues with the ref, Teenj recuperates and drags him back into the match, nailing him with multiple Karate Chops, backing Drag into a corner. He continues chopping Drag in the corner until Drag digs in at his eyes, blinding him before spitting in his face. He takes Teenj to the ground with a slam and stomps him while he's down. He puts both of his claws around Teenj's neck and chokes him out. Teenj manages to wrap his legs around Dragiiin and counters by locking him in his patented Betwixt & Be-Tween hold. Drag tries holding out but ends up tapping out, giving Teenj the submission victory! Teenj celebrates his win in the ring, but Drag comes in with a Good Noodle staff from under the ring and proceeds to crack Teenj in the forehead with it. He spams Teenj with the staff some more until the mod intervenes. Dragiiin spams the mod down with the staff and sends him out of the ring before working on Teenj some more. Finishing up and leaving the ring after a good hundred or so whacks.

Backstage Interview #2

Kevin NG is backstage with Jjsthekid and asks what's next for him now that his feud with ssj is seemingly over. Jjs responds that he really wants to fight his way up to world title contention and talks about how he's always been popular with the community and hopefully, through them willing him to go on, will be able to become World Champion sooner rather than later, but is nonetheless pleased that his friends, Clappy and JCM, are fighting over the belt. Suddenly, Spanky Ham comes onto the scene, shooting out a Nostalgia Critic-inspired insult at Jjs before proclaiming that he will be World Champion before him and ends up cheap shotting Jjs. Spanky tries fleeing the scene, but Jjs trips him and starts unloading on the newcomer. Spanky nails him with a Nut Shot and flees the scene as Jjs recoils in pain.

Backstage Segment #1

Elastic and Doctor Sex, the Butthole Surfers, are seen emerging from Elastic's basement and head down to the ring. Sex downs a bottle of purple drank and offers Elastic a swig, but Elastic declines, choosing to stay frosty for their tag title main event up next.

Main Event: The Threesome vs The Butthole Surfers for the SBC Tag Team Titles

The Butthole Surfers are out first. Elastic sprints into the ring as Sex shares his purple drank with some of the guests in attendance. The Threesome are out to the ring next. Jelly and OMJ enter the ring as Clappy remains on the outside to provide moral support with his world title draped over his shoulder. Jelly and Elastic start things off, with Jelly getting the early advantage. She kicks the Dog around the ring and isolates him in the Threesome's corner, tagging in OMJ, who repeatedly rams Elastic into the corner turnbuckle. OMJ sizes Elastic up for a Hawaiian Superman Punch in the corner and nails it, tagging Jelly back in and they both proceed to grab Elastic by his arms and pull them in opposite directions, trying to see how far he can stretch before ripping since he is Elastic Dog after all. Jelly bring him to his knees and goes at Ela for a Kickstarter, but Elastic ducks it and bites at Jelly's derrière with a Dog Bite. He starts fighting back and takes her down with a Nightdreams. He covers but Jelly kicks out at 2. Elastic goes to tag in Sex and Jelly goes for OMJ. Sex makes the tag and intercepts Jelly before she can tag out, he tries pulling her back in the Buttholes' corner, but she kick him away and tags in OMJ. OMJ charges Sex and takes him out with a huge clothesline. He picks Sex up and begins bad mouthing him about mics, but Sex surprises him with a Mic Check out of nowhere. He covers, but also gets a 2 count. He tags Elastic back in and they begin to double team the old man, but both end up on the receiving end of a double Cannonball. Clappy urges OMJ to make a cover when suddenly, JCM runs out, ricochets off the ring apron and shoots back at Clappy, surprising him with a Cameo Kick right in his face, knocking the world champion out and busting his nose open. JCM picks up the world title and poses with it, distracting both Jelly and OMJ. Jelly hops off and gets in JCM's face. OMJ yells at him from the ring, but the Buttholes grab him from behind for their special Sleepaway double team manuever. Elastic makes the cover and gets the win, and the tag titles, for his team!

Closing Segment

The mod awards the tag titles to Elastic and Sex. Jelly looks on in shock before turning straight back into a Cameo Kick from JCM. JCM stands over both Clappy, who begins to feel the blood coming out his nose, and Jelly with the world title while Elastic and Sex poses with their belts over OMJ. SpongeSebastian says that JCM has just started up problems with Clappy and that The Threesome will be looking for retribution following this sneak attack and loss and that JCM has made himself very well known to the champion after tonight. 4EverGreen signs us off, enough said!

Quick Result and Notes

Spoiler

- Aya w/Omair defeats Wumbo by pinfall

- Teenj defeats Dragiiin by submission

- Elastic & Sex defeats Jelly & OMJ w/Clappy to become the first ever SBC Tag Team Champions

- The debut of Dragiiin123

- Ssj came out during Wumbo's match and gave him a post-match beat down

- Spanky Ham interrupts and attacks jjsthekid during his interview, but Jjs manages to right him off, for now

[Clappy]

Glad I had time to catch up with these new episodes. Bring it on JCM!

[Old Man Jenkins]

Sponge Brawl Championship Wrestling Episode 9: It's First Grade

We are welcomed to the sixth episodic installment of SBC Wrestling by broadcast announcers, 4EverGreen and SpongeSebastian. They run down what happened during the previous episode and finishing up by recapping about how JCM made himself known to The Threesome as a threat to be reckoned with.

Match #1: Ssj4gogita4 vs Teenj

Teenj is out to the ring first, followed by by his opponent for tonight, ssj. Ssj slowly and casually makes his way towards the ring, playing around with some of the guests in attendance, much to Teenj's annoyance. They finally square off in the ring and the mod sounds for the bell, starting tonight's opening match up. Teenj finds himself overwhelmed by ssj's overpowering offense. Ssj beats Teenj into a corner, before unloading ki blasts onto him in that same corner. Ssj goes for a Kamehameha Wave, but Teenj manages to dodge it takes ssj down with an iVlog. He covers but only gets a 1 count. Teenj tries getting back on the assault, but ssj manages to block each of his attacks and brings Teenj down with a Galick Gun. He sets Teenj up for a Spirit Bomb, looking to finish things off, but Wumbology comes walking down to the ring with his cocking chair, which he takes a seat on to observe the match up close. Ssj gets distracted by Wumbo's presence, lightening up his guard enough for Teenj to surprise him with The Age of the Airborne Disease out of nowhere and secures himself the 3 count for the win! Teenj leaves the ring to celebrate his surprise victory as Wumbo gets all up in ssj's grill and demands to know why he cost him his world title. Ssj says that he did because "you touch yourself at night." Not easily amused, Wumbo unloads and wails on Ssj, showing him that Wumbology isn't exactly first grade like ssj's class. Wumbo plants ssj down with a Coral Driver and goes to lock in The Lock Lock, but ssj manages to squirm out of it and flees the ring. Wumbo poses for the guests in attendance, saying that this has been a happy birthday so far, but he only wants one present: a match with Ssj at the next Supercard. Ssj, being a true saiyan prince, accepts Wumbo's challenge before heading to the back to fight another day.

Backstage Segment #1

Teenj is seen backstage still giddy from his victory. Kevin approaches him for an interview, but he suddenly gets pushed out of the ring by Dragiiin, who goes on to attack Teenj with his staff again. He spams Teenj in the back and head repeatedly before cracking him right in the forehead, bloodying him. He spouts some shit, before stomping off. Kevin tries checking up on Teenj as Mr Dr Professor Patrick arrives on the scene to treat him.

In-Ring Segment #1

Storytime comes out to the ring with a large story book in hand. He stops in the middle of the ring and tells the guests in attendance that tonight's episode will mark the first ever edition of "Story Time". He invites his first two guests to the ring, JCM and the SBC World Champion, Clapmaster! They both make their individual ways to the ring. Story asks JCM just why he decided to take it upon himself to attack Clappy last week. JCM says that he's sick and tired of being just that guy who makes cameos and that he is his own man who writes his own stories, dammit. He says that Clappy may think of him as just some character in the grand scheme of things that he sees as "just another episode of SBCinema" but that JCM will break script and character once he takes the SBC World Title off Clappy's clapping hands. Clappy literally applauds JCM for growing some spine, but tells JCM that his spine will only make things worse for him once he breaks it. He reminds everyone that he didn't want problems with JCM, but JCM just had to go and make problems for him. Clappy says that this will be JCM's ultimate undoing and that he won't be making anymore cameo appearances once their match is over and he's still SBC's World Champion. Dragiiin comes trotting out now and flails his staff at everyone in the ring. JCM and Clappy both safely exit the ring, but Storytime gets the receiving end of some nasty spammage. Dragiiin orders for a mod to come out and oversee tonight's second bout.

Match #2: Dragiiin123 vs Storytime7

Dragiiin throws his staff to the side as a mod enters the ring, officially starting the match up. Drag connects a dozen Dragiiin Claws on his opponent. Storytime fights back, striking Drag's nerves literally, trying to shut the spammer down, but Drag proves to be absolutely relentless. Drag surprises Storytime by flaming him right in the face with his Dragiiin Breath, setting Storytime up for Dragiiin Rage, picking himself up a decisive victory! Dragiiin grabs his staff and beats on Story some more after the match before challenging Teenj to a match at the next Supercard. He says Teenj has til next episode to hit back at him.

Backstage Interview #1

Kevin NG is shown backstage standing by with Milkmaidman and President Squidward. He says that tonight will be their debut match together and asks them how it feels to be fighting on SBC instead of SBM for a change. Triple M and Prez just exchange angry Wander and Squidward pictures at each other before heading off for their match. Another vintage interview by Kevin.

Match #3: The Wanderers vs Maxwell & Sofia

Aya and Omair come out to the ring, joining Seb and 4EG on commentary. She says that Aya's Omairica is ever growing and that she's scouting for potential real, honest citizens and recruits for Ray Sipe's cause. She says that the Wumbo's of this Community are flooding on in and that she won't allow that to happen any longer. Maxwell & Sofia are out to the ring first followed by Milkmaidman and President Squidward, The Wanderers. Prez and Sofia start things up for their respective teams. Sofia shows off some more experience by keeping Prez grounded and isolated in her and Max's corner. She tags in Max, who nails Prez with some Max Pain, which garners a 2 count. Max continues to punish Prez, but Prez manages to counter another Max Pain into one of his Addresses. Prez connects a tag out to Milkmaid, who goes on to clean house with both Max and Sofia. Milkmaid brings Max down on all fours and proceeds to Milk him dry. He nails Max with nothing but Whats On Your Mind, Shortman and goes for the pin. Sofia comes in to break the pin with some Sgt Frog, but Prez comes off top and knocks her out with an Inauguration as Milky gets the 3 count for his team! Aya muses that she thinks she's found the perfect candidates to become the next two citizens of Aya's Omairica.

Seb and 4EG hype up tonight's main event, which is gonna be JCM vs Jellyfish Jammer!

Main Event: JCM vs Jellyfish Jammer

JCM enters the ring first, followed by Jelly who is accompanied by the other two thirds of The Threesome, Clappy and OMJ. Jelly and JCM meet each other face to face in the center of the ring and immediately come to blows right as the mod calls for the bell. JCM and Jelly exchange kicks, neither of them looking to break or stand down. Jelly suddenly leaps up and kicks JCM in the back of the head with an Enzuijelly. JCM gets down on his knees, prompting Jelly to size him up for a huge Jelly Kick to the face. She goes for it, but JCM ducks it and rolls her up for a 2 count. They both get back on their feet, but Jelly clips him with a Jelly Kick right as he stand upright. She covers him, but gets a 2 count as well. Clappy and OMJ try to rally Jelly on. Jelly goes to lock JCM in her patented Cross Armbreaker, but JCM counters out and plants her into the mat with a JCslaM. He covers but fall just short of the 3. OMJ gets up on the ring apron and trades witty insults with JCM, distracting him as Jelly sizes him up for another Jelly-filled Kick. JCM turns around, but sees it coming and ducks. Jelly accidentally kicks OMJ in the face. Clappy tends to OMJ and Jelly gets herself distracted by the sight, but JCM ricochets off the ropes and surprises her with a Cameo Kick of his own for the pin and the win!

Closing Segment

JCM poses in the ring in celebration, taunting Clappy who is fuming at ringside. Clappy gets up on the apron now and trades verbal shots with JCM. They go at it for almost a minute until OMJ jumps JCM from behind with a Hawaiian Superman Punch to the back of the head and right into a Clap Slap from Clappy. JCM reels back in pain and finds himself squaring of with OMJ. OMJ clubs him with right in lefts, but JCM fights back with some thunderous knees to the body. JCM goes for a Cameo Kick on OMJ, but Jenkins catches him by the foot and spins the number on contender around right into receiving end of The Clap by Clappy. Clappy sets JCM up for a Clapapult and OMJ runs the ropes. Clappy lugs JCM into the air as OMJ nails him midair with a Cannonball Jenkins. SBC Tag Team Champions, Elastic & Sex, come out to even the odds for JCM. Sex ducks a Hawaiian Superman Punch by OMJ and grabs Jenkins for a Mic Check while Elastic and Clappy trade blows with each other. OMJ blocks Sex's Mic Check and ends up knocking him down with another Hawaiian Superman Punch. Jelly gets back up to her feet and assists Clappy in double teaming Elastic. They proceed to whip Elastic right into another Cannonball Jenkins by OMJ, putting the elastic dog down. Sex comes in to fight back, The Threesome overwhelm him and destroy him with the Three Way. The Threesome gives Elastic the Three Way now right on top of Sex. JCM struggles getting back up to his feet, but is not standing down from the terrible trio. OMJ and Jelly both grab JCM and hold him in place as Clappy Clap Slaps him repeatedly and shoves his world title in JCM's face, saying "this is the closest you are ever gonna come to being more than just a cameo!" They then drive JCM down on top of both Elastic and Sex with yet another Three Way. All three of them pose over the fallen users with the World Title in the center as Seb comments that there is strength in numbers and The Threesome are a testament to that sentiment, their wrath being felt by the three who they felt wronged them last week. 4EverGreen signs us off, enough said!

Quick Result and Notes

Spoiler

- Teenj defeats Ssj4gogita4 by pinfall

- Dragiiin123 defeats Storytime by pinfall

- Milkmaidman & President Squidward defeats Maxwell and Sofia by pinfall

- JCM defeats Jelly by pinfall

- The debuts of Storytime and Sofia

Matches for next episode

- The Threesome vs JCM & The Butthole Surfers

- Teenj vs Spanky Ham

- jjsthekid vs Dragiiin

- Wumbo vs Aya in a Submission Match

- Ssj vs President Squidward

[Bang Bang]

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