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  1. Danny DeVito

    We are sad to announce Operation Birthday Strike is a failure yet again and has cost the US 2 billion dollars

  2. Danny DeVito

    I have it on good authority Mr. Hillenburg would've wanted me to guest star on SpongeBob

    1. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      Snopes Fact Check: True

  3. Danny DeVito

    I don't know how many years on this earth I got left.... I'm gonna get real weird with it.

  4. Danny DeVito

    I am petitioning to Nickelodeon for me to guest star in the next SpongeBob movie

  5. Danny DeVito

    1st Descendant of Smitty better get that #1 hat in the inheritance

  6. Danny DeVito

    It helps no one to be reductive. I believe that that we are here implies to some degree that there are forces larger than us. Now, we can get into the semanticalities...

  7. Danny DeVito

    People, hurry, get IN the way! I'm committing Vehicular Manburger Helper!

  8. Danny DeVito

    Jobe Bells tunes should be on all the radios during the holidays

  9. Danny DeVito

    Thank you all for electing me governor of New Jersey!

  10. Danny DeVito

    aaaaah a ghost!

  11. Danny DeVito

    I'm just headed to the fields Duke, I'll be back.

  12. Danny DeVito

    I will be the first man on Mars

  13. Danny DeVito

    Plankton ain't my god

  14. Danny DeVito

    We have a job offer for Tiny Chef at Paddy's Pub. He will be safe there.

  15. Danny DeVito

    Italians are the source of all evil

    1. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      can confirm

  16. Danny DeVito

    care for an egg in these trying times?

  17. Danny DeVito

    I hate homer simpson

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Herb Powell Sucks

    2. RD Rockruff

      RD Rockruff

      Thank you Bart

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Something that started decades ago and was applauded and inoffensive is now politically incorrect. What can you do?

  18. Danny DeVito

    king neptune is a great big phony

    1. CelestialBlaze

      CelestialBlaze

      The Clash of Triton moment

  19. Danny DeVito

    I am officially creating a New Jersey 2

  20. Danny DeVito

    is it true the trix rabbit is a serial killer

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      he was denied of his trix for decades, it took a toll on him

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      No. He's a cereal killer.

  21. Danny DeVito

    we have a mystery on our hands gang: where did my rum ham go

  22. Danny DeVito

    Have a happy or terrible 2025!

  23. Danny DeVito

    DeVito Claus is here to grant you your deepest wishes

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      i want a countach, but not one of those kit car ones frank drove.

  24. Danny DeVito

    Santa Claus is a fraud, sorry to tell you all

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      No, you lie, YOU LIEEEEEE.

    2. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      I am now declaring the War on Christmas

  25. Danny DeVito

    I am going to rig the Golden Community Awards

    1. Sophlez

      Sophlez

      Nope

      go back to Holltywood.

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